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THURSDAY. APR IT. 30. 1911
The Daily Nebraskan
Station A, Lincoln, Nebraska
OFFICIAL 8TUDINT PUBLICATION
UNIVBRSITV OF NEBRASKA
Published Tuesday, Wadntsday, Thursday. Friday ad
6unday morning during tht acadamlo vaar.
THIRTIETH YEAR
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Lincoln, Nebraska, under act of congresa, March 3. 1874.
and at special rata of postage provided for in section
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EDITORIAL STAFF
Editor. In-ch'ef
iis it should ; and may other activities thrown
in to appease this group or that group never
detract from Nebraska's one real tradition!
Elmont W.ite ...
Robert J. Kelly..
William McOsffm
Arthur Wolf
Evelyn Simpson
Leonard Conklln ,
Frances Holyoka .
Managing Editor
New Editors
...Associate Editor
C. Arthur Mitchell
Boyd VonSeggern
Eugene McKim
Sports Editor
.. Women's Editor
Business Manager
BUSINESS STAFF
Charles 0. Lawior
All I stmt Business Managers.
Norman Galleher Jack Thompson
Edwin Faulkner
iMCMBERl I
This rarer ia ronsasotad for central
sdnrnsins by Tht Nsbrssks Prsss
Associstloa.
Current Comment
As the (.loomy Dean Sees It.
Having: put in forty years at the tniversity
of Illinois watching the capering freshmen de
part as .solemn seniors, Thomas Arkle Clark is
persuaded that "petting can't be stopped."
Those were his words to a conference of fel
low deans down, in Tennessee last week. 'Warm
ing to his subject, he asserted "there has been
petting ever since Adam and Eve, and there
always will be." The stony silence in u hieh
his judgment was received must be construed
as melancholy acquiescence.
It is of this melancholy acquiescence we fain
would speak. It occurs to us that those cen
sors of the campus are looking at life from
what someone has called tho wrnnsr slant. It
is one of the treasured tenets of their philos
j arts.
onhv. npparentiv, mat tne mencr cnueawou nn sciences.
Breath
Of the Past
Today is Ivy Day, the colorful, traditionary
climax to the year's activities at the Univer
sity of Nebraska.
JiLpat-years, Ivy Day was held on .June 1.
hould be a denaturing process. They yearn
to believe that because a maiden chooses brief
ly to wear the sandals of Hypatia she shall be
j emancipated from the tempests Sappho knew
and sang, that somew here along the bleak road
'of learninsr our Annollos shall be metamor-
Dhosed into Anthonys.
It is not the office of education to toss Chi- "Via? EKi
eago pineapples at the cosmic urpe. retting
is an institution more lasting thai! marble or
bronze or steel or concrete. If that makes
SfudViita Mentioned al An
nual Honors Convocation
Last Night.
(Continued from Page 1.)
kmlnaii rimlnlif rmt .in.
Lillian A I let Ltpity. Omaha. tachcra
Krancii Victor Lubischar, 'Omaha, nil
ntrtng. .
MHreirtt Ruth Lyman. McDonald, K
norothv Fsrmcs McCall. Alliance, buel
nan. arfminl, trm toll.
l.yle Willerd Mabtiott, Wayne, enelneer
nfrl J. Marold. Csaliacn. Colo., law
Ai-,h.,p u.m-h rtasvtt. aaricultiirt.
Jonathan Hoyce Milts, Lincoln, business
administration. ,
U Miliar PaH'.-IM. mMlCint.
wait.r ' Jams .stoma. Havtlock, den
l,t r
Fiietn Monrt. Lincoln, ttachtrs college,
ihn l.nlv Mnllrn. Lincoln, enlinttrlna.
cthvia Jo Ntitial. alparalso, teachtrs
Robtrt K.srle Nusnbsrser. Wakefield,
Carl Gunnard Nyaren. Wahoo. engineer
ing.
s.dith Hum O'Neill. Norton, Kat., nurs'
firace Mae Owens, Ashland, teachers col
"lists-. Clslrt Paul. Lincoln, teachtrs col
t-uit IjK.ris Pecenka. Ord. line arts.
Kdith Grsce Pemb'ook. Lincoln, teschers
Charlotte Peterson Perry. Lincoln, fine
Edgemont, arts
Wyo.
i deans gloomy the gloom
'Louis Post-Dispatch.
is all theirs. St.
MORNING MAIL
It came as a literal rather than pretended cli
max to the extra-curricular year. This spring.
it is held on April 30, although a May Day po-1 American Methods.
gram is planned. Each shifting of the date, 'T( jj EDITOR-
in years past, brought howls of protest from T. ., . tlt' i- i,:w
the students. For a tradition is not easily
had the privilege of studying languages
smnea aooui. ana Dears no miimg m a European ,s wrU HS in American schools, and
cmam ..awvu. . nn-experiences in doing this might throw m.iiu:
Ivv Day. this spring, bears the results on,,'. ., 1;., ri . i if ... ,,:
overmuch trilling. Moved about from time to . ,,.,,., v.hioh fl,in!ir(.f in s,m-
i v j' r -
! day's Morning Mail column.
At the age oi nineteen 1 was graduated irom
,ri ..4 ....... I
nas no especial aisiinciiveiicss oi us ow ii. i, ,, , . , , , i, , , i, ,
T i- -.u 4L- j u . could speak althougli not a language student
In line with this trend, the universitv itself; ,. ..' , , - , .. " . . ,
. . V , , , i , j i tnelish. I-rench, and dermaii besides my
is giving the day less and les attention, audi . - , r i
. . . ' . , , , , . ' ! mother tongue. During mv. stav m America I
is" aakmg the occasion of less and less impor-; , . j- j i .t t " j
5 - , '., have studied several other languages and as
tance each spring. This year, for instance, the ' . . ,. . , , 7 , ,
.. ,.v " ,, '. , , lar as I am able to judge the methods of teaeh-
university libraries will remain open through- . . .
. j T . .1 i- ,1-,. 11112 are almost similar in both countries.
time it i now Kandwiched in amoncr Kncri-
neer's day. Bizad da v. and other college cele
brations. In effect, it is one of a group, and j .
folks. Nothing extraordinary!
If anvthins, it was more difficult to learn
in Europe, because my instructors were of the
Tt T- firm CTnint tVio r.or-.mnnwc . - ""r, ...v... ..... ..o ..u
to'be held either in December, with the JlayItk.ind ho,d"1 spen.l any time on making j
Queen presented on snowshoes. or in July, with i 1 " ,
t t ... , ; 11 ran v. inrrf are s ip wnn navi froaior Mn,i. Wii'i
r ew it- ihmh rr 1 rr n 11 ft L-aa tc Q ll "I 1 " ' I
UK nauiu iiiLV-inLntis out 1
XJaisy chain ga
roman candles on high.
going full blast.
The point of the day will be lost. It
not be. Best thing in the world the administra
tion could do to Ivy Day is a simple affair.
They should do nothing at all. Let it alone,
and spend any energy that simply must be put
into the affair on effecting a new decorative
scheme, rather than shifting the date, or open
ing libraries, or arguing about this new idea,
or that.
Let it alone, and it will flourish as one of
Nebraska's few traditions, growing in beauty
and power of attraction each year. Trans
plant it at random, a!, every alumnus' whim,
and it wiil die. A tradition cannot stand
rough handling.
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And. perhaps, classes 'f 111 'V- lrti 'anKudK.-s.
but for all. brilliant as well as mediocre stu-
! j -...-. 1 i : -
houid reu7 nv- , a rpiuis"c-,. ,
inuce'j, n wouju oc wrong 10 inniK mat I lie
American student is in any way mentally in
ferior to his foreign cousin, as "Oscar" puts
it. In one point, however, the European stu
dent has the advantage, I think. Since his
early childhood he has been taught utmost re
spect for his own mother tongue and for the
art of conversation. To a foreigner it is amaz
ing how utterly indifferent the average Amer
ican student is to the beauty of his own lan
guage and how limited his vocabulary is.
Should not America, with people from all over
the globe, be an Eldorado for the study of
foreign languages? I think so.
It is a known fact, though, that the average
Who will be the Mav Queen" Who knows? j -a,"trltan 1S " a linguist, and p.-rsonaUy I
Who worries? It is a matter of little moment, am aPf t0 think lhat this is not beeause of
as long as there is to be one, and as long as k"m':!h!,i? wron8 ln ,n! niMhods of teaHiing
bh is to be crowned in tb- same old way, on forr lzn , but in the general lack of
the same olrt Hav 1 CU tlePlpd fairl v ! rt"P(" 1 J"r c nglisn Jail gua "
r.r)d L:oyd phillloe, Batln.
bLslnrnt sdmn-flrstlon.
Aura Lea Philion. Luih'm. agrlcultura.
Ardeth Mav Pierce. Lincoln, line arte.
Orvllie Piercon. Omha. engineering,
Sherman S. Pinto. Omaha, medical.
John C. Price. Lincoln, law.
Roteline Ri:rh Piter. Omana. Journalism.
Wm. G. Rsthmann. BUT. medical.
Harry Oliver Reed. Lincoln, arts and
sciences.
Merrill Reeh. Blair medical.
Elizabeth June Rsimtrs, (jrand Island,
h P.lepma. Kansas City,
ant ana sc ences .
Ra:pn Aubrey Rodcers, Lincoln, arte and
rciercet
Lavern Marline Ru'h. Cairo, engineering.
Mary Virginia 6artor. .Incoln, ana and
1 sciences.
Mm Auguit Schaad. Hallam. tachere
college.
Ruth Hannah Schill. Alliance, Jouraal-
- lim.
Melva Srudder, Central City, arts and
sc.ences.
Sarah May siy. Hazard, sericulture.
Virginia ehnmpion. Ainswonh. fine arte.
Fiiiabeth ijtrah Eibiey. Lincoln, teachers
col. rue.
Mary Louise Slblev. Lincoln, fine arte.
Herman Siefkei. Pickrell, business ad
minisratton. f:eln Mabel eimpron. Omaha, toumal-
U.n.
Turner Lennox Smltn. Hastings, busl
ne admintetratlon.
yargaret lni Soiee Lincoln, fine arts.
Ftanieirh John Starrett. Burwell, arte
and ec.ence.
Fve;yn Donna Stotts. Lincoln, business
a4mini5lration.
Esther fiiflorveky. Columbus, bus 'n ess
administration.
C:..jr, Ailliaf Tlip. Ciuiuu, N. T.(
agricu.rure.
Almira Marie Thomas. Lincoln, teachers
C0;jege.
Alva Buford Trego. Holyoke, Colo., busl
neF sdmmirtration.
Agnes Emilit L'liman. Lincoln, arts and
rcifrces.
orsce lrma Vlaeak. Prague, arte and I
sciences.
Ken Clance 'ot. Lincoln, business ad
ministration. Marvii Emil VonSeggern, West Point,
ersineerlng.
Irmaneiie Waldo. Lincoln, teachere eol
re. Kin er Eugene Warner, Friend, agricul-
lure.
E-velyn Blanche West. Grand Island.
'.earliera college.
r in Einora wniman. Phillips, arte and
sconces.
Maxme Edna Wullbrandt. Exeter, busl-
acminiiitrstion.
rt.ert Re, lend Yost. Harvard, agrlcul-
busl-
Jesse Burt Cecil, Lincoln, engineer.
Dorothy Ann Charlesnn. Lincoln, teach
Margaret Rae Cheuvront, Lincoln, teach
ers college. . ,
Carl Jorgen Chrtstensen, Lincoln, engl
ntsr.
Clara Chrlttensen. Lincoln, fins arts.
Dwlght Petit Coals, business admin
laeatlnn. Rennet.
Arnold Lea Coffin, Falrbury, engineer-
'nVi c.h ikiahi imi and sciences.
Orln Conmman. Othkosh. buslnsss ad
ministration.
William L. Parrah, Omaha, law.
Ellsry Hall Pavls, Lincoln, aria and
sciences. . ,
Clara Brown Pay, North Platte, busl-
mm rfnnfnlal mt ion.
Helen MarJorle Dean, Broken Bow, fine
Charles Howard DeFord. Buckingham.
Colo., arta and eclsnrei.
Margaret Lynette Deming, Lincoln, arts
and sciences.
Eleanor Mae Dixon. Blair, agriculture.
Paul Penman Doubt, LlmiMn, engineer
ing. Judson Benjamin Douglas, Tecumteh,
buslnsss administration.
Franoea Llnnta Duhacek, Lincoln, agri
culture. . ,
Edward Charles Elliott. Omaha, engi
neering. . .
Leonard Arthur Elliott, Lincoln, arts and
sciences.
Kulh Adele Erck. Lincoln, teachers col
lege. Emll 1. Eret, Dorchester. Isw.
James Edward Feldmeyer. St. Michael.
arta and sciences.
Robert William Flnley. Schuyler,
tien administration.
Everett csrrlton. Omsha. medical.
Jeannette Edith Uarvis. Bancro?t. teach
ers college. . ,
Marjoris Elitsbeth Gats, Columbus, busi
ness administration.
Buhrl B. Oilptn. Wllsonvtlle. medical.
Lois lsabellt Olttlnt, Griswold, la., fine
arts.
Charles F.dnard Oray, Omaha, teachers
eoliegs.
Kara Sharpie Green. Beatrice, tine arts.
Arthur M. Greene. Omahs. medical.
Chauncev A. Hager. Lincoln, medical.
Willis R. Hecht. Lincoln. Isw.
Hubert Tesrt Helgele, Wllsev. englneer-
butl-
tag.
Lu
,ucl!e Margaret Hendricks. Wshoo. arts
and sciencts.
LaVerle Bemlce Herman, .vicnenon.
teachers collese.
Hand Howier Hinds, weeping visxer,
business administration.
Cecilia Marie HOlllng. Elknom. learners
college.
Clara Holm, nans cenier. line ant.
John Wih.sra Hossark, 8utherisnd. engl-
neenng.
Mervtn t.ooamsn nowann. i wa, mm-
ness administration.
Graham Wiiiett Howe, wisner. jourai-
Ism,.
Bemlce Margaret Hunter. Beatrice,
teachers college.
John Henry Hutcnings. rails my. engi
neering.
Bemlce Irene jacoDsra, waer'oo. leacn-
ers college.
Stanley Lioya Jameson. Arrsaia. engi
neering.
Catherine Jensen, Madison, tescners coi-
Virginia anne jonaa. iimana. lire ant.
Dorothy V ranees Jnrgensen, Sorum, 8.
D.. arts and sciences.
Edwm M. Kann. umtm. ruMicai.
William Charles Keetel, Lyons, arts and
aclences .
Max Rudolph Klesseisach. Lincoln, arts
and sciences
Boyd King. York, medical.
(,in,i.r M. Kmsel'Ui . F"ti.- la-
Svlvia Mane Kotouc. Humboldt, teachers
COl'ege.
Vlncsnt Wlllard .Kremer, Stanton, engl'
neer.
Hobert Wayne Lackey, fierllng, tolo,,
mi.lnua aHm lltliit rMl lOrt.
Charlea Marion Larson, Greeley, engi
neering
James Krailsr Lawrence, r.. Lincoln,
nglneerlng.
Lea Louise Linger. Beatrice, agriculture.
Earl Frank Kuncl, Morrill, pharmacy.
Klmer Emanuel Lind, rtoldrege, busi
ness administration.
John Karl Llndtll. Murdnck. agrlcultura.
Helen Valetta Lock. Lincoln, teachers
college.
Leonel L. Lodcr. Waverly. medical.
Guy Reginald Luce. Anselmo, engineer
ing. Marlon Iraogene Lynn, Mlnden, agricul
ture. Maurice William McOnge, Lincoln, engi
neering. Mary Josephine McDermott, Sutton, fine
arts.
Marian Grace McLaren, Lincoln, teach
ers college.
Mary Frances McRjynolds, Lincoln. Jour
nsllsm. Howard Roland Mackie, Broken Bow,
bLsiness administration.
Norman Adrian Malcolm, Lincoln, arts
and sciences.
Beatrice Helena Marshall, Lincoln, arta
and sciences.
Miriam Helen Martin, gtmaha. teachers
collese.
Frederick Wayne Masters. Stratton, busi
ness administration.
Clinton Marlon Mecnam. Grand Island,
agriculture.
Ardlth Mardelle Miller. Davenport, arts
and sciences.
Joseph Warren Miller. Jr . Beatrice, arts
and sciences.
Reginald C. Miller. Lincoln, law.
Vlra Evelyn Moulton. Anselmo. nursing.
Meredlih Kendrick Nelson, Lincoln, arts
and sciences.
Grace Emma Nlcslss. Syracuse, arts and
sciences.
Helen Louise Niederkruger. Lincoln,
teachers college.
Lidusa Edith Nlnger, Humboldt, teach
ers college.
Helen Amanda Kootx, Lincoln, teachers
college.
Evelyn Kathryn O'Connor. Elsie, arts
and sciences.
Lucy Alice ranek, omana. teacners col
lege.
Chester William raui. w esi r-oini, ana
and aciences.
Emery Kenneth Peterson, Lyons, busi
ness administration.
Jerome Km. la 1'ttr, narason, ousiness
administration.
Hatel Faye Powell. Haray, teacners coi-
Anna eemiece rresion, binns, tsncui
ture.
Alice Genevieve Quisle. Lincoln, ana ana
sciences.
Ethel Alice Qulnton. Lincoln, arts and
sciences.
Jane JVaiuanaer, l,,,,.u,
lrma Elisatieth Randall. Omaha, Jour-
BAl"e Jeanette Reader, Kimball, buslnsss
administration.
Cedrlo William Rlcnards. Lincoln, engi
neering. Lewis R. Rlrketts. Lincoln, law.
Sears Frederick Riepma, Independence,
Mo . arts and sciences.
Mary Donnelly Rohb, Nebraska City,
business sdmlnlstratlon.
Ronald Rea Robinson, Lincoln, englneer-
10 Virginia Helen Ross, Central City, agri
culture. David I. Rut ledge. Herman, medical.
Roy F. Schall, Hampton, medical.
Edna Marie Schelpi Pltrce, nurslnf.
Ruby Viola Schwemley, Wray. Colo.
George William Shadbolt, Gordon, agriculture.
Riger William Seng, York, engintermt
Forrest Lloyd Smuli, Omaha, an. .A
sciences. q
Benjamin Thomas Snipes, Lincoln. pri.
culture. n
Mildred Lyle Snyder, Tecumaeh, teacher
college.
(Continued on Page 3.)
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Un ml IMS,
Mivn Hrr.on Adams, LtmAync,
nert administration
Aiic LuclUe Afan, G!oood. Ia teach
trs roie.
Howard G'ena A.laay, Homer, Jour- i
Jane Eeie: Arr.l"m. Grand I land.
j learhers coMfe.
Hutxrt Andrew Arnold. Lincoln, arta and
cienrcf .
liene Itayone Atkins, Kimball, teacher
eo: fge. ,
Bfrni' Tne Baker, Lincoln, feusinetf !
administration
Wm. T Baker. Girard, Kaf . medical.
H fieri Harriet Baj(3in, Omaha, arts and I
Hii-vgarde Lo'jlae Bats, Tork, teacher j
eoiief. i
Rftit Virfll Baumann, Doniphan, ajn- !
culture.
U'juiam Page Bos. Broken Bow. den
tistry. Juanita i! Bolin. Kearney, fir ar.i.
Loretta Cecelia Borzych. Farw-e.i. atrl 1
culture.
Gl.dden Lan'ry Brooks. Lincoln, ana and
science;.
Phu p Cunn Brownell, Lincoln, arts and
ecjn-e.
Evelyn Byrd Buase. AtJantJr la., arts
and sienef
Dale Corotn Cameron, Bmnet, ana and
Knr.
Alaen Car) Emanuel Carlson. Loom.,
engineer.
Brliove mo, without mast.?. j;)? one's own
mothr-r tongue, onr- ranuot Jearn a foreign
language veil.
JAIMIRAXT.
College Comment
Have a Chair.
-Most school ipachf-rs, from the kindergarten
same oia aav.
Probably, this year at least. But after all, the
May Queen is the thing, not Miss . of
sorority. At that, chances for a Barb to ap
pear in the faded white gown this spring are
very good. Excellent, in fact.
Who will the Mortar Boards be" What mat
ter, m long as there are Mortar Boards, -n
masque, in the same old way, on the same old
day? The society is an honorary, pure and
..simple, so its membership cannot greatly af
fect the fortunes of the extra-curricular world
at Nebraska, one way or another. The fact j to the university graduate school, strictly en
that the masque ceremony continues each force the old pedagogical axiom that students
spring is the significant point. I must sit up in ;i,eir chairs when attending
AVh'.-n we come to the membership of lnrio- i-lass. Lounging in one's chair is not condu
'ents, the problem is a bit more complex. That hive to clear thinking, they say.
body is a bit more active, perhaps, and its One's posture in sitting in a" chair, however
niernners must be chosen with an eye to their seems to be governed by the weather more
future activity an well as their paM accom- than by precept. Not much trouble is encoun-
pii&r.rjieiits.
from a list of fourteen names, including
Art Mitchell. Bill McGaffin, Bill Com.tock,
Kussell 3Iousel, Otis ltrick. Wallace Frank
furt, Boyd and Marvin VonSrgtrreii, Art Wolf.
Dick Dcvereaux, Bob Kinkead, JJick JVll. Kd
Faulkner and Hugh Ifhra. the honored thir
teen would be chosen if it were not for the
presence in this year's group of Rampant Wil
liams, the Barb leader. He prepared last eve
ning to "gum the works," and possibly run
in a Barb. Whether he succeeded or not is
not known. If he did. there may be upsets.
If not, the list is as was expected, with per-
naps one sxception.
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Subject May '.:
"What Is Happening
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12tt) H Streets
terri with lhi: loungers during the winter!
months. This is particularly true in certain i
storin-sliattered buildings. No one can louiiirc i
in his classroom in the int-r, for it is next to '
impossible to shiver jn K"mi-prostrate posi-1
tion while wintry blasts whistle around one's
throat. i..
On the other hand, sjirina weather s'-cms to
lend atmosphere for better lounging. The stu- ji
dent can at last be comfortable and this',
seems to be in direct defiance of the old adage !
concerning the upright, attentive student. It i-c
is not unreasonable to suppose, too, that a stu- J
dent's mind would function more sharply if jf
he Were allowed to Select his mntt rnmfnrluWo m
The roster does not include many juniors I position in chair if such nosition in nowsihlp !l
who may be called outstanding. It is too bad, J rather than be posed like a ramroad against '2
but the list seems about the best that may rea-1 his will, while pain permeates his body and l
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This Week Entl!
sonably be made up frm the present junior j soul.
class. It's a year of depression, say the big
shots of last year
But Ivy Day Koe on just the same.
The bored and the sophisticated play tennis,
lie at ease in Jiving rooms, or cake. The loyal
seniors carry Jvy, or plant it, cr something.
The dancers cavort there is no better word
for it on the green. The daisy chain breaks,
and pulls together, and breaks again. The
voice of the orator drones on, and on, and on.
The sharp accents of the announcer interrupt
occasionally. The crowd applauds. The co
eds giggle and chetr. The Greek-letter soci
eties break into sons, some ponderous, some
silly, mostly borrowed tunes. The innumer
able earners, the fond fsmily groups, the Mor
ar Boards squealingly led to the stair, the
Innocents borne to the ground, the congratu
lations, the mutaal sympathizing.
It's Ivy Day, tni may it live forever, un
hampered by continual shifting cbout. and
adding of this or .that; may it stand by itself,
:
ii is noi nara to see why ihe champion en
durance stars took to tree and flagpole sitting-.
It was comparatively easy when compared to
that sprightly monument of upright learning
the university classroom chair. But some
day some martyr will startle the world of ad
miring professors by introducing a marathon
classroom chair-sitting contest. And if this
contest comes to pass, let us hope that some
kind soul will bring forth a new design in
classroom chairs. Surely the inventor of the
present framework never attended college and
sat in his own furniture; at least not as the
instructor would have him sit in it. Daily
Kansan.
"Red parade halted," says headline,
red always did bring out the bulls.
Well,
If Gandhi should appear in United States,
we hope he wears more clothes. Think what
would happen if the souvenir hunters ever
found him I
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Kosmet Klub's
Spring Presentation
"HIGH AND
DRY"
by
William T. McCleery
Friday and Saturday
Liberty Theatre
Tickets on Sale at lyong s
You'll Enjoy
The Pony Chorus
Original Music
Ten Piece Band
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PLENTY
of
PRINTS
In summery colors
and fashion's favor
ite patterns.
You will want one
to harmonize your
moods with May
modes.
$1075
Magee's Co-ed
Campus Shop
112:1 R .STREET
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FORMERLY ARMSTRONGS
THURSDAY OUR SEMI-ANNUAL
SALEOFDRESSEg.
Values to $39.50 At
Simon's Semi-Annual $18
Dress Sales are positively
the big value dress sale of
each season. Women who
want to wear fine dressea
and pay little for them
come every season. Over
300 marvelous value new
dresses in this sale.
Every new fashion is here
for street, business, evening
and formal wear.
SIZES 14 TO 46
Plenty of Large Sizes
An Exceptional Purchase
' Brings Our First 1931 Big
GOA
SAL
A Marvelous Style 'Value Qroup
Junior-Misses-W
omens
Sizes Coats
to $33
1
Somtt of
the furs
alone
are worth
more than
$19.
Coats as chic as the most exclusive Couturier's
originals ... for they copy to perfection Vion
net's Diagonal Seamings .-. . Molyneaux' Col
larless Neckline . . . Worth' U-Shaped Neckline
. . . Coats that for Fashion and Value are Un
equaled. If You have a New Coat in mind
See These.
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Just An Even 100 of OUR
FINEST COATS and DRESSES
On Sale at Qreatly Reduced Prices!
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