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IMPROVING THE CAMPUS.
pONTINVKD h"U for Ihoroufh-jmnf ctmpui
besutifiration rroiram that would remove at
least th more conspicuous eyesores has elicited a
ftatement frm Chancellor Edgar A. Burnett.
"It's money mint jet If were fomf to lm
prove the cmr.ru." the chancellor declares in effect.
It I money or rather the Uck of It that, com
mnW enoi.gh. blocks every progressive move that
la undertaken in a public lntitutlon. And In such
a larjrp stste f-oncero aa the I'nlveraity of Ne
bra. there are an many things to be dona-all
falling for B-.oney.
I'nttl a little more than a year sg the legislature
wen't even providing enough so that the university
cou'.d retain lt bet professors. Ona by one they
ere s! ppir.g away to other schools who mere able
la pay mora than the paupemed University of Ne
braska. But that leak bow has been stopped. De
sired professors bo longer )eaa because of Inade
quale stipends, and the instructional force of the
university has shown a remarkable elevation In
prest.fe and Increase In number of truly learned
men and women.
Certainly the faculty of an institution is more Im
portant than Its physical plant. The administration
is to be commended for first taking injures to
bring l!a faculty to the highest possible level.
Campus Improvement mmee next, hut it will
come alowly and only with Increased appropriations
by the legislature.
gOXTE of the first things to b done Include the
following:
1. Purchase of considerable land north of the
stadium and coliseum for a dnll field, athletic
field, and tennis courts.
2. Running another mall, comparable to
Memorial mall, up through the present dnll
field which will be removed.
a. Closing Twelfth street from R to Memo
rial ball to auto traffic and making It a pedes
trian walk only.
4. Tearing down the old heating plant, re
moving the coal Flacks, demolishing Mechanic
Arts ball and the already decapitated Nebraska
ball:
5. Erection of a new engineering building on
the sites of Nebraska and Mechanic Arts halls.
6. Construction of a student union center
somewhere cm the campus.
Present students la tha university will not see
these tremenduous Improvements wrought in their
undergraduate daya. They must be content, or at
least pacified with th situation today.
It does seem, however, that something could be
don to eradicate some of the apparent monstrosi
ties en th campus. Classed among these arc (1)
Canine hall, doghouse shanty of barn-red hue af
fixed on th east aid of Pharmacy hall, 2) Two
"ticket booths" looking as grotesque and out of
place in their position before the imposing portals
of the stadium as a couple of mice before an ele
phant. T70R TOT more Important development projects
pertaining; to eampua beautification, the univer
sity must bide its time until holders of the people's
purse, L e., legislators, see fit to loos the strangling
strings a btt.
Simple Improvements which require little expen
diture, however, should not need to be put off so
indefinitely. The dog house surely should be re
moved and without delay. Shrubs should be set out
in barren spots about the campus, the small amount
of lawn left ahould be kept in fine trim, flowers
and vines should be planted around campus build
ing. Dreams of today of a truly beautiful, campus and
an enlarged physical plant will not be realized for
many year. And while 'tis well that those far
vlsloned plans have been drawn, while expenditure
on campus plots which will be taken care of under
the sew campus plans would be foolish, there are
certain Improvements costing littl but meaning
much in presenting an attractive campus that could
and should be made.
The drill field may remain in its barrenness, but
along: the sides stately poplars might be planted
and across Its sogginess in rainy weather a decent
walk might be laid. Other walks, like the stretch
between Social Sciences and Bessey hall, should be
relald. Other spots need closer attention of gar
dener. Tor tha advancement of such simple effective ex
pressions of campus improvement should beautica
tlon work be promoted today.
hood -that their simple, subtls. womanly charm caa
accomplish all that's really necessary.
SWELL fZLLAH.
''Dave's a good boy," comments tb college man
aa h brush his teeth carefully with a brother's
tooth pasts.
"I don't hnw what he s good for." returns th
brother.
"Wall, he's a good boy, anyway." and, warming
to th discussion, "you csn be a good boy without
letting everybody know about It"
Brother number two gropes for a towel and, hav
ing wiped elusive suds from his eere, continues bis
line of discourse.
"Yeah, has g"t a ilc personality and hs
smart. But h lan I doing anything witn in looks
and th brains he ha. Plenty of fellowa aren't
lucky enough to be gifted with what he has. but
they try to do something anyway. He's Just getting
by on his surfsc stuff, without try"! Improve
himself"
"Well, according to your argument 1 guess a
man has to get out and knock down a lot of pub
licity and offices to amount to anything. That
stuffs a M of bunk. Dave could hold plenty of
Jobs on thia campus if he wanted to."
'Sure that th Idea. He doesn't deaerv any
credit for what he get from heredity or environ
ment, or something. If ht's been given brains he
ought to appreciate 'm enough to use 'em. What'r
brains for?"
Such arguments are common in fraternity houses.
Activity men are panned by lhn who have th
brains and ability to do things, but lack th ambl
tion and tenacity which make for success in colleg
and In life. They arrive at th conclusion thst
campua leaders, being no more Intellectual or able
than themselves, are "chicken" because they at
tempt to use their w its. To hsve talent Is a bless
ing: to allow It to grow stagnant and useless Is
a crime. Those who do the latter console them
selves by panning their associstes who strive to ae
eompltsa something.
BETWEEN THE LINES
By LA BELLE OILMAN.
It is easy to identify th owner of th car; he
Is th on who, after you pull th door shut, always
opens It again and alams it harder.
Th good old wollen army suits that kept out so
littl cold In th winter dsys now keep th cadets
comfortably warm as they do their goosestep.
JHR,
WHEN COEDS WED.
IEE-FOUETHS of the senior women in the
University of Nebraska Intend to gti. married.
Asked about marriage and their plans for the fu
ture in a questionnaire sent out recently by the
Lincoln Star, seventy-five percent of the senior
coeds avowed their expectancy to wed. Delving
into statistics which cover the past score of years,
it is interesting to note that between 75 and 80 per
cent of the women who come to college do so to get
married.
That means thst about 2,000 of the 2,600 coeds
now enrolled In this university may be expected to
grab off a mat.
Before this event, however, most of them intend
ti teach, to be stenographers, to do some kind of
work- During this interim between their life aa stu
dents in college and their lifework as homemakers,
their contact with home life will be minimized.
Nothing they do in these various lines of business
or professional enterprise will aid In their task of
home maldng. All of the background will come
from a few years around home during high school
and grade school dayk.
When The Nebraskan some time ago suggested
compulsory home economics courses of a practical
nature for coeds to remedy this situation, said
coeds tittered and tossed their fluffy heads.
They do not Ma to realize the tremendous slg
. nlficance of making a happy home their big Job in
life. They chortle at the new scientific develop
ments and prefer to tbrnk they can do the work ef
ficiently Vila a little experience gained during girl-
The Student Pulse
S'nd contribution pertinent Is matter ef stu-
ant I'f and th university arc wtiumd fey HI
Sapartment. Osmion submitted (Haul) fee brief
and cancrct.
THIS COMPULSORY DRILL.
To the editor:
An editorial appeared in the Nebraska for May
16 which I cannot refrain from answering. This
editorial gives three benefits from military training
and decries the critism which some students make
of it. I have long desired to write or say something
with regard to military training on this campus, but
because I realized that nothing would come of it
and because reformers and critics are usually re
garded as, and often are, crack-brained individuals,
I have aaid nothing. However, when the subject is
brought up directly by tha Nebraskan Itself, I de
sire, if possible, to refute the statements.
The Nebraskan says that studenta who grumble
about spending three hours a week at dnll are
probably the ones who are lacking in ambition and
do not like their work in other courses any more
than their drill. In reply, I would say that not a
better place on the campus could be found for stu
dents lacking in ambition than the typical class in
military science. Personally, I enjoy drilling. It is
rather pleasant in nice weather to get out and exe
cute in nice formation platoon and company com
mands. But ths majority of the year is spent in
the classroom listening to so-called lectures which
are not only dull, they are illiterate. They are not
only uninspiring, they are full of militaristic propa
ganda. (I realize that sounds like an alarmist.)
Possibly one test during the whole semester is
given, after the answers to all the questions have
first been read by th instructor. If a cadet can
not remember all the answers, be baa merely to ask
either the instructor or else any of his fellow stu
dents. The other periods, he sits sleeping or smok
ing while the Instructor reads from a manual vari
ous kinds of junk. Is this a course for ambitious
students?
The Nebraskan next claims that the physical up
lift received from the R, O. T. C. is very beneficial.
Even th army officers themselves have given up
thia perfectly absurd argument quite a while ago.
They used to use it but on being pinned down to
facts they admitted that little or no physical bene
fit could possibly result from spending only one dsy
a week in marching, even if cadets marched all
three hours every week, which they do not The
purpose of drill is certainly not physical exercise as
any cadet who bas had it can tell you; it is "suc
cess in battle," for that is what is taught as the
purpose of all military drill. Anyone knows that a
regular physical education course which meets reg
ularly and provides real bodily exercise as well as
recreation is an effective way of getting "physical
upliftment."
Finally the Nebraskan thinks that students musi
get much benefit "from association with such in
spirational men at Lt. Col. F. F. Jewett and others
on bis staff." I am perfectly willing to agree that
Mr. Jewett is a fine man. Even if one does not en
tirely approve of the profession in which he is en-;
tered, there is considerable excuse for men of his
age being in such a profession, which was more
necessary when he entered it than it is now. t Some
one will surely dispute that.) But Colonel Jewett
does not teach any classes whatsoever. I do not
wish to say anything here of a slanderous nature,
but I am positive that there are military science in
structors on this campus who, supposing they bad
any ability, would not be tolerated in any other
field as instructors of university students. Is an in
structor an inspiration who in a classroom yells:
"If there's any more of this God-damned foolish
ness somebody will go over to the Dean's office."
I assure you that I am not a puritan who ia shocked
by su:h things, Mr. editor, but I merely wonder if
such instructors, for there are more than one, are
true inspirations.
I hardly expect this to reach print, it is so long.
Tet there is much more I should like to say. If I
receive encouragement by seeing this in print, per
haps I may get riled enough to writ some more.
I admit that I am a pacifist. I believe tn a neces
sary standing army, and If desired, I have no quar
rel with elective military training. But It seems to
me that students with their own ideas who come to
the university to be educated, supposedly, should
not be forced to take military training and learn
all the militaristic propaganda.. Military training
does not make students like it, nor like the idea of
war; it makes them sccept it
A. A. C.
Tb following Campua Nursery
Rhyme, or a Student's Garden ft
Verses. wr written before In
perpetrator bad the pleasure of
reading th Cornhusker'a humor
section. W understand, however,
that we ar trespassing into th
Comhuskar's private field of
vera. Sorry. Cornnhucker, but
you're treipassing on our s.
ting a seng ef crib-sheets,
A sheet tor you and I.
Tour and twenty sophomores
Peeping en th ly
Whan th sheet Is opened,
Th answers com with ss,
And thus v have th formula
For tarning our A. B.'a.
Baa, baa. teacher, hav you any
trade 7
Yea sir. yes sir. but not for you
young blades;
On for th ereaay-grind who get
them with eae.
And on for tb front-row-girl who
crossea pretty knees.
Littl Boy Candidate, blow your
hern.
And praia yourself from morn t
morn;
Wher ia 1h boy who got th
votesr
Out In th strt shsking hsnds
with th goats.
Peter. Peter, big rake-eater. '
Had a gal but couldn't keep 'or.
Put her In a rumble seat
And there he kept her very neat
Mary, Mary, quite contrary,
How do you get that wsyf
You're so high-hatty
And awfully catty.
And yet you're declass.
Humpty Dumpty went to a brawl,
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall,
AU th dear chaperonea. all th
frat men.
Couldn't get Hump on his feet
again
(Tor he wash a Jolly goo' feller,
etc.)
Little Be Peep, she needed some
sleep.
But her studies kept br up all
night;
Just lesv them alone It dees ne
good to bone.
And I'm sure thst they'll com out
all right.
Jack Lath could not get math.
His friend could writ no theme,
But then, they roomed together
So they made a team supreme.
Littl Jsck Horner sst In a corner
Listening te his prof;
The prof wss telling us hew te live
But Jsek was dozing off.
Little Miss Sophie sst over her
coffee,
Caking a class away,
Along came a boy-friend and sat
down bestae ner
And he had the bill to pay.
Jack and Jill went out te bill,
For she wss a wayward daughter,
Of course they both pre stilly oafs
And they really hsdn't eughter.
Tom, Toui. the diity son.
Stole my girl and away be run.
The girl waa dumb and he was
scum
And I wish them pandemonium.
Old Mother Oolleg she went to a
college
Te get her young daughter enrolled.
But when she got there, the girls
were quite Dare,
So th daughter stayed home, I
am told.
Hickorv. dickorv dock.
To hell with my alarm clock,
The clock strikes six.
It's a crucifix.
Hickory, dickory dock.
The engineers were home in bed,
Sswing off some wood,
The wstchman wss knocking off
Whst little sleep he could.
The model cement mixer
Wss sitting there so quaint,
And along came a lawyer
And daubed It up with paint.
Hey diddle diddle, a musician a
fiddle
Is played in the school of mu-sic,
The noise that they make is suf
ficient to shake
The nerves of a flatfooted dick.
Hippity-hop to the Commencement
shop
To get a nice diploma.
One for me and one for you
And one for the folks at homa.
Lunnon Bridge.
Now the rain is falling down,
Falling down, falling down.
Now the rain is falling down,
My fair lady.
Now the rain is falling up,
Falling up, falling up.
Now the rain is falling up,
Yes well, maybe.
Lament.
There's always sumpn wrong,
I'm just one of the throng,
Term papers got me going.
But then it won't be long.
Semesters always end.
And so this week I'll spend.
In writing greasy papers.
That's my Fate, as I contend.
Linjs Writtjn to Givj Coursgj.
Thj fact that our machinj is brokj
And "J's" rjfusj to mark thj shjjt,
Dojs not inducj us to tnvokj
The gods, or to admit djfjat.
Thj kjy board, as you may havj
ajjn.
Has ljttjrs up to twjnty-six.
And if onj kjy is acting mjan,
Wj'll makj anothjr do its tricks.
So thus you sjj thj moral plain:
That onj should njvjr bj in doubt.
For though thj kjy is down. I fanj
Would njvjr aay thj kjy w-as out.
ARE UN METHODS'
Van Sant School of Business
Day and Evening School
Ce-Educatienal No Solicitor -No
Cot' acta No Prepayment
Summer aian for teacher
and etudent
JA SStO OMAN
Cor. ittn and Doug 1 a St.
Underbidding in Teaching
Game Is Subject of
Wisconsin Inquiry.
Chain store practices" or for
mal school gradual In agricultu
ral course, underbidding univer
sity applicants for teething Jla.
characterised an editorial of the
May Issue of Wisconsin Country
magasine.
"To meel an emergency th nor
ma) schools of this state, later
designated teachers' collrgea. were
encouraged to prepare atudenta to
teach agriculture. The supply
from that source has now In
creased to tb point where, instead
of supplementing the work of ths
university, It is attempting to sup
plant It.
"wnereas practically every stst
requires that teachers of agncul-
tu.-e In high schools hav a degree
of Bachelor of Science in agricul
ture, and California requires a
Master's degree: Wisconsin's board
of vocational education la content
tn mark time.
Expensive f
The question incur to us as to
how one of these Institutions ran
Justify th expenditure of 140,000
for a barn when It haa twenty-atx
atudenta In agriculture. Or. how
can one man be a apecialisl In all
the branches of animal husbandry,
dairying, genetics, poultry, and a
few miscellaneous other subjects.
as is necessarily the case tn these
teachers' colleges? Is the board
of vocational education keeping Its j
sights on the mark of furnishing
a quality product for its high
schools?' ;
In conclusion, the editorial wri-:
ter aummarlzes with "We do, how
ever, deplore the fact that some of
the seekers for jobs from these in- j
stitutions are unable to aell their j
services on a quality basis, but
have found it JustifiabK o under- I
sell the other candidates for th
ssme job. Chain store prsctlces '
seem to have invaded the teaching j
profession. Such teachers are to
he entpieterj with the task of in-1
stilling In farm youth the idea of
co-operation so that as farmers
they may secure greater returns
for their labor."
But to do so h muil hav th ro.
operation of tb taxpayer, stu
denta and alumni."
A union tuil.linf to b located
at th head of Thirteenth at reel.
fr th use of both students and
alumni would be a very good thing
In I'rtifesaor Schramm s opinion.
If we are to get It it will mean a
lot of ronautent and hard work on
the part of students and active
alumni, he bellevoa
A union building la almost a ne
cessity and Its value Is not to be
questioned for we have but to look
at Michigan. Oklahoma and sum
of th other schools which are
having unlimited success with
buildings of this type- They de
velop a university consciousness
and provide a connecting link be
tween students and alumni.
To make our campus beautiful
the thing to do Is to have students
ael out evergreens aa quickly aa
possible, avers Schramm. Th
landscaping makes littl differ
ence, th main Idea la to get a
tree covered campua "I believ
that a lark of campus beauty ac
counts for th small amount of
school spirit which students some
times show." asaerted Schramm.
In conclusion Trofessor Schramm
said. "I think we will see a won
derful chang In th beauty of our
campua. because Chancellor Bur-:
netl is doing all be ran to promote
beautification. handicapped as he
is by lack of funds."
library? Th. v.nUh.ng mpu..
Th coeds? No, nnn of the.
Th lat of tny wornee u thai
Northwlm cmild ever become a.
aupporter of communist tenh
In." h said yesterday hta 1
Daily reporter queried him ah.'
Juil- Trancia Allr( rem a den.1B.
Clalitin of Anuruk, ..n
breeders of communism.
The Chicago Jurist made the ar.
euaation hn a atuJtnt 4n .
gradual of th I'nlveraity of Wis.
ronsin appeared before him
charged uh circulating cmrau-'
Bistic literature. They er re
leased after Judg All.gretti de
livered his beraiion nt ui...,...
for permitting communistic ideas
to trow in the minds of in... ....
dents.
Glenn Frsnk. nraaiHant ....
I'niversllV of Wlarnnain
Ihe Judge s fir w ith th comment
that. "This is a sample nf the ut
terly lona and Miotic kin4 c-f
statement In which InnM-mimled
public officials sometimes in.
dulg."
NORTHWESTERN PREXV HAS
NO 'RED WORRIES. ,
Northwestern L'nlveralty, "hl
cago Prexy has worries galore.;
but who ran guesa which of them
worries him th least? Th new
W Need Teachers
NOW
rnr ppnin la t'lah. Idaho .V,.
. Wfominf, kloajlsn. Am.
Kf MaikA
NORTHWESTERN
TEACHERS AGENCY
(formerly th Alndr nd tha
Mountain Slate Teach... Af.nce.,
sot Tempi.ten Buildm
Salt Lk City, Utah.
GRADUATION
GIFTS
Leather Goods
Fountain Pens
SCHRAMM PRAISES WORK
OF BURNETT IN CAMPUS i
BEAUTITICATION; SUG
GESTS THICK EVER
GREENS AND CURVING 1
DRIVES.
(Continued From Page 1.)
for seversl purposes. They might
be placed at the ends of the mall
between Morrill hall and the Coli- I
seum, or they may be grouned to
form the background of an out
door Greek theatre. He feels that
they are fine and that they should j
ne used, ana used immediately.
Burnett's Work
"Our Ar collejre has a campus
of rare beauty and with the elimi- I
nation of two or three old build
ings it would be one of the beauty
cam-uses of the midwest."
Professor Schramm. "This beau
tification was due largely to the
work of Chancellor Burnett while
he was dean there, and be will do
the same for this campus In time.
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