7TTE DAILY NEBRASKAN
TUESDAY, MAY 28. lo
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(unsay mcrnlxft dwrlna the eiaaamle year.
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Llacein, Naeraeha. yner aal e Ceetraae, Mart I. Iir.
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SUtlCmPTION MAT!
miia Capy I Cama M a Vaar II I a Semester
DIAN HAMMOND
Maurlse W. Kenkel
MANAtlNd KDITONI
w. Joyce Art curt r. saBdebi
NtW IDITOM
Ilarl ABderssa Jack CIUX
Don Carlioa William MoCleery
Oaoa Robb
CONTRliUTINO EDITOR
Ueurlee Akin William McCleerr
Verso Ketrtat Obbb
Kenaet LawU pom las Tlmmermsn
Robarl LaJai
MILTON M4HIW UbINIb MANAO.tR
AITANT lUSINEtt MANAGER
William jLaArsi aiaraball riuer
Lyman Cam
TAKIMQ A SHOT
Tba eklda ara probably aell fr for the
HsBchlBC, aU Bands Aia probably oa deck and
trerytliln- la U ablpahepe for another year. All baa
been o carefully r'"ned ami prepared In fact, that
ev little aaad poured on the slippery waa IU hATa
Utile 111 Bffeet but that not prevent sprinkling
lb trt B customarily oily slide, this ! In
the (ama,
Another ItT 6t-J ',h uu1 'd"101" of m'
ing known tba most dleUna-ulshed atudenta In tba
mirerstty of Nebraska, la but a few daya off. The
tension eeena almoit at the breaking point In a num
ber ef indlaldoal cases. Tba smiles end fromna may
bo lndlcaOlfw of knowledre tbat a fallow baa been
cbeaa.r peaeod up In the annual selections of Ne
Ibraska'a eipoaeBte of leaderabtp and ability tha
Innocent .
to attempt t AtUck. tha method of aelpi-tlnj tha
man. wba aro raputad to b tba leader of tha cam
' pua troold b about aa futile, aa olnf to a gangatar a
Itang-ont for adrlea on tba preservation of Ufa and
tb krpjatioa of patty tblevery. The Nebraikan
dooant bH nr Interest vhateter In the niaaner
la whleh..tb mmbra of this organliatlon coma by
tbelr tJUa) Asxi fama, but It doe hav a view of tha
ktgbly-toated ala-nlflcanca that hai becoma attached
to tba orgaalaatlon.
Thera la a oartaln amount of dirty-apron work
around moat college campuses that baa to be dona
by eom organisation, or by some few Individual!.
On tha NebraakA eampua thla character of work baa
found manireatation In handling ralltea. making
apeerbea. Introducing apeakera, and aponaoring a
banquet or two. Then there are thnae phaaa of
the work that are really commendable, and that
have truly been meritorious.
The atudenta of tha University of Nebraska ought
to coma to the point In passing judgment upon a
man choaan to such a society aa tha Innocents pur
ports to da, an the busla of the qualities that he et
btnits aa a man not as an Individual who has been
nnreed Along like a pampered pup by his fraternity
or hts brother In the bond, and eelected on a basla
that certainly mnst attach great importance to rela
tively minor actlvltlea.
Tha Idea that because a man Is a member of the
Innocenu society be necessarily Is an outstanding
Individual, lily-white In everything that be has done,
wtrthy of everything that has become part of Ma
activity nomenclature, has steeped this campus.
Js'oihlng could be more sickening and more repell
ing than to have an organisation proclaim to the
country that Its members represented the best that
the University of Nebraska had to offer in the way
f men atudenta ho exhibited the desirable quali
ties of "leadership and ability.'' Perhaps there are
a few choeen to tha organisation who can get In
nnder tha wire of such a dual requirement ; the rest
get In by virtue of the mask they have worn for
three and a half years of college, or by virtue of the
bread and-mllk diet that they have been fed upon
pi nee entering school.
Pome time ago, within the last three or four yeara
of the aelections, a small town newspaper. In re
counting the eelectlon of one of its favorite sows to
Oie presidency of the organization, blew off ateam
to tha effect that It was the greatest honor that the
University of Nebraska had to offer its men stu
dents. What it failed to mention was that the In
dividual had been educated in shaking hands and
patting backs, and submitting to the pampering of
those who had already attained the honored poel
tion. Not a word was spoken of the scholarship
and the actual work ihst the individual had done
for there waant anything to say.
Each house likes to have one, coeds like to talk
about their acquaintances who are members of the
Innocent society, but the student and the observer
who balks at taking the sugar-coated pills that are
put out every day of the year, has aense and reason
enough to pass judgment upon an Individual for be
ing a man, and not for wearing a sanctimonioua
robe.
The Iy day poem contest 1s open to all seniors.
Thera 'irould probably be more entrants in the con
teat If It required writing a letter asking for a Job.
JELLY BRAINS
Jelly braine, wlshy-waahy Jelly brains that's what
most Americans have, says Dr. Pigel Roush of the
Troy, N. T.. Morning Record.
t"hy? Because they try to assimilate ihe mass of
eo-cailed literature of the day by scanning the pages
and leafing through the chapters to the conclusion.
Thli type of reading, says Iiortor Roush, is violating
the Mental speed limit. The fine, however, 1a 1m
po by the reader himself. It la the lota of Ability
to think deeply And clearly.
No one, thla eastern educator writes, can hope to
do more than slrlm through tha countless volumes
that flood the markets today. No one caa bor
analyse them thoroughly or Interpret their hidden
qoeSsiee.
Tbe American doea not Improve hi intellectual or
vriara4 wimnUfa Vy this tpe y' fe&ulua. but father
thwarts h!a owa poibflit1es and makes them harder
I rtallae. It la imposaihia and undesirable to men
tally dlgal tba content of a book by a rtiranry
spertlon of Its pages.
I loot or liouah baa a remedy to offer. It Is this:
read feaer books and read better books Ha doea not
bellata that the atarata peraoa should tea 4 mora
than one book month. Hill that book should be read
from rotsr lo rovar carefully and analytically. Fur
(her, he contends that lha majorit of smart looking
rovers on the book stands todsy mver nothing but
trashy contexts, and bdlas thai In Ihe "book a
month'' Idea, moat attention should be devoted lo
classical llteiatute- literature thai haa bar a read and
arproted by Ihe beat minds of several generations
These suagratlons are particularly applicable to
college students ho. In tha rourse of their studies,
should read aud read and read How much better It
Is lo msstar one volume of good literature than to
gain only a smattering knoa ledge of a half doien
worthless novels
EDITOR-IN-CHIEF
. ..Aaaoalate Editor
Then there Is thai fellow ho pulls a (aat on and
then apends a week trying to eiplaln how h had
perfectly good motlvea.
TITLE, POP BOTTLE! AND ETUDENT
Comlug out of Ihe depths of the dark cellar In the
first tare for a Pig Pit baaaball championship. Ne
braska Is sitting pretty now - on the very top Hoot.
A mm from Missouri nest weekend In one of the tao
fcame that will be played In Lincoln nwan a chain
plonship for the ConthuskeM.
Not even conceded a chance for the banner at the
start of the season after numeioua deffats, the Ne
biaska team seems to hsv found Itself, or else the
test of the conference teams slipped Into a peculiar
slump. News columns that told of the Huskers run
ning the bases like "fat hired glrla." have been al
tered to speculating on the chances of the team for
the first Rig fit baaeball championship, or how the
members of the team banged the opposing pitcher
for a doien hits or more.
It would be a boost for the baseball sport at the
fntveratty of Nebraska should the Huskers succeed
In twisting the Tiger s tall In on of the gamea net!
weekend and cinch their claim to lha Big Fx title
After a four or five year itretch without a basehsll
team, Nebraska would accomplish one of the big sur
prises of ihe entire season of athletics by capturing
the crown.
Football haa had tha Hem's share of the attention
and aiiDDort of Cornhusker fsns. Thousands hare
been attracted to the stadium stand while hundreds
have been attracted to the frandatand and bleacher
to witness a baseball game. Baseball lacks tha spice,
the thrill and the glamour of a football game. It re
emits Ita supporters mainly from the older classes of
people not from the collegiate classification.
There are no elaborate and ever changing rules In
baseball for the spectator to keep in mind and the
game Is slow enough that the Inexperienced has little
difficulty In getting the general Idea. Baseball I
older. It has become peculiarly assoclsted with pop
bottles, roasted peanut, and paraycl. Terhaps that
has something to do with the spposl of the diamond,
rather than the gridiron, to the elders.
A chance at a Big Six title ought to criterion a re
birth of basehsll enthusiasm In the Cornhusker sport
follower the college student.
DETWKKN Till: LINES
By Lalsll Oilman
Once upon a time there was an Instructor who de
cided that his atudenta did rot need to take the
final examinations.
C-A-T SPELLS CAT
Dear Mr. tnivereity:
When I was In grammar school we used to spend
considerable time each day on n.emorising the spell
ing of relatively common words In the English lan
quage. I was Uugbt thst being a good speller was
an Indication of being an Intelligent individual. Cor
rect arrangement of letters to form words, they In
formed me, was an achievement not to be scoffed at
and one that was always associated with those of
more than average mentalities.
Now, Mr. Inlversity, I have graduated from the
educational atages in which one la taught the routine
of learning to spell. I have graduated from that
higher educational era of high school in which one Is
Indirectly given a practice in spelling. I have apent
considerable time In an institution of still higher
learning and am fully impressed that to be Intelligent
one must be capable of apelllng correctly.
Then one morning, 1 pass through thr campus of
that great institution of higher learning and am con
fronted, much to my astonishment, by a sign, sup
poaedly authorised by aald Institution, bearing the
mirth-provoking Inscription, "NO TRESPASING."
Such a display of Intelligence or lack of aame. My,
my, Mr. University, 1 am rather aahamed.
Perhapa you are trying to make up tbat two million
dollar oversight on the psrt of the legislature in
paint. Terha?s the sign writers could not agree on
an extra "S" for the display. In that event. I suggest
arbitration with any English professor aa the concili
ator. If no agreement is reached, then, I suggest the
matter be dropped entirely and the sign removed.
Just thought I'd call your attention to this, shall I
aay outrage, Mr. University?
Respectfully yonrs. JACK NEBRASKA.
p. ft. It's probably like a lot of typographical er
rora you often see.
This is the time of year when a man la thrown be
tween two complexes romance and spring onions.
Nine men were recently Initialed into the Koemet
Klub. Barnum'a theory atill receives support
The New Stusrt theater is evidently
opening the week of final examinations.
optimistic.
Some men who are not tapped Innocent Thurs
day will decide to add a year to their college career.
A few wpeks sgo tennis racquet and golf clubs
were being borrowed. Now lie the swimming auit.
Students are eating dinner every eventng this
week. Week after next they will be eating supper
at home.
The man who la pushing a peanut up Pikes Peak
might be offered some competition by fraternity
freshmen.
Someone who really wants to do something for
the University might donate a new setting for the
Ivy day ceremonies.
"Ne TreeBAaing" are tha words on signs posted
over the campus. And to think the state produced
a nationAl champion In apelllng.
There were some high acbool atudenta on the
campu the other day looking over the University
aa a possible place to come to achool next fall. To
d tha right kind cf a Jch cf aelliag them the ides
of the University, a few rushing chairmen ought to
he ea the nceyrJon eocnmlttee.
As In evciy other piolisalonA,
mere have ihelr tiade papers, or
Journsl. or itmgnillir what )OU
will 1hea. Utile booklels attempt
10 aid the amllilou scribbler by
pruning aliort aionea by eminent
authors on eui'h subjecta aa "Th
Phoit 8hit Ktory," 'Special Ar
llrla Urinua." "dramatic iTltl
clsm." and so on. They ar full of I
Information legsrdlng manuscript
markets and advertisement pro
claiming that so and so ran tak
vour absolutely worthless torle
and sell tlieni-at a minimum fe
But when viewed dlspsaslnnately
suth msgaiines appear a trifle
worthless themselves. They cater
lo th amateur who had fond hopes
or Meaning Into print, and evi
dently they fool said amateur, and
Judging from th gushing letters to
ihe eilltoia telling how "I couldn't
market a single msnuscnpi udui t
auhsrrlbed lo Rrllibler's ojurnal-
hui since then l v sold dmens. In
cluding ny famous story, I'urpie
I'vjamaa" And ronalder thla ad:
Rejected HUort Storlea fold. Fre
reading, no rommlaslon charged.
With criticism and revision auth
or coached on rhararlerlaaUon,
plotting, auspense. climai. Rpeclal
lata on love, western, fl.ving. deteo
live, confession slopes Typing. f0c
thousand. Khort Moiy hpectansis.
But tha queer tiling about these
many specialists Is, one never seel
ihelr names in connection with th
printed stories or best seller. No.
I fesr It's the old skin gsme. with
a couple of ahell gamea mlied in;
hut tlarnum was light and authors
are no exceptlou to tha rule.
rat shin. "Hell bath no fury Ilk
woman's corn "
I've suddenly discovered thai
someone nest door Is beginning lo
isk lessons on a comet or soma
such Instrument. But then, vara
lion Is only a week and a half away
and we'll all !' thank for small
favors.
The Spaain
Ahs. Ill lool the copy resder
hereabout: there'll be no review
of the year's best seller Th
fornhusker. I.el earh student re
view It for himself. Hut for sheer
besuty of make-up printing and
engraving, th yearbook can hard
lv he surpassed, and William i
Mentier. Jr. and the Comnusser
Someone the other day expressed
the hope thst the writer of ine
8 pa am had been kicked out or
achool. and that there would be no
more of hla work (Tl In the N
hraakan thla tear. And all lo no
avail, for ihe writer waa never
more firmly entrenched in I hi no
bl institution.
Ivy Pay seems lo be the next big
thing on lh university calendar,
now that the Publication board has
mat and alnr spring parties are
over and house dances are dwin
dling In frequency.
And what an even! that day will
be. Junior men will, as usual, make
un the majority of those present.
home of the more expecisof hav
Visited the plot north of th Admin
istration bulldinc. and have picked
out places to stand, so they msy be
easily seen by ihe assembed people,
On of the man ha a hiding
place all arranged, so the Innocent
will hav to look for him. Tbat will
make him feel more Important.
The Publication board met last
week. A few more Junior men will
wear their good suits and get a
trash hair rut for Thursday after
noon. Wonder If the Barbs will throw
a wrench Into the Innocents ma
chinery? Seniors are making the usual
fuss over having to lake final exam
inations. The favorite sport nowaday
Keeme to he to go swimming and
hlshlv nralsed. That, of course. In
eludes ihe Artscraft Engr. Co.. of
St. Joe. and the Jacob North t o.
of Lincoln.
An editorial in Sunday's Nebtsa
kan said: 'Coming to th Univer
sity directly from a farm where
plowing corn, milking cows and
feeding pigs became an Intolerable
bore, where dad and mother hav
been slaving for yeara to pay off
the mortgage, where muddy or Ihe
snosr-dxlfted roads half the year
round curtail normal school life,
they enroll In the College of Agri
culture, shunning the very name of
farm' which to many of them has
heeome synononious with drudgery
and unceasing chores."
I'm afraid, however, that the edi
torial writer was slightly misin
formed. One of the back to the-aoll
enthuciast's, one of those who re
veal In realistic" novels of farm
life, among the pigs and chickens,
would flrd a wealth of material fa
agricultural studenta English pa
pers (and a wealth of unintentional
humor, too ) In fart, ninety-nine
out of a hundred freshmen themes
In thst college will deal with feed
ing hogs, cultivating corn, break
ing colts, hatching docks, or the
spreading of manure. To the ma
jority of freahmen. other worlds
and interests outside the old home
stead do not exist; It is not until
the Junior or senior yesr (snd
often not then) thst the Ag stu
dent begins to resllte that l'fe
holds something besides fsrm ac
tivlties In short, the Ag student Is
much slower in broadening out In
hie Interests thsn the Itissd. or the
Uv, or the Engineer, or the Int.
The foregoing may give rise to
fervid deniala from agricultnral
students, but as I've been reading
English 2 themes for several
montha at the Ag College, I've got
a note book full of rather interest
ing excerpts from these papers to
back me up In my statements. In
fact, I think I'll try to make a little
cash by sending In a few of these
unconscious witticisms to College
Humor. Tou'd die laffing. my dear,
I mean you actually would!
Well, there'a Ivy day, and annual
Compel, and following that a week
end of brain fever and then "Hell-
week ." The Interfraternlty Council
may think it a abolished the latter, f
but the notorious week has only j
been postponed to the Isst of esch ;
semester.
...... !
Creer or no creer, ss Ripley won Id
have it; s young gentleman oh- j
served the other evening at the i
Park in the act of treading hear-!
ily upon his girl friend's toes, i
whereupon she immedistely gave i
him a resounding kick on the dell-l
staff are to be congratulated andj,j.en ,how pff (h(. aunburn at the
basehsll gsme.
Students who have dated Infre
quently during the school year
seem to be endeavoring to get in as
much as polble tiie last ihrte
weeks
Ctpltol beach seems to be run
ning serious competition to picnics
on Sundsy evenings.
Believe It or not, there was one
clsss that met last week with every
student present.
Seniors may use book space In
the old trunk to take home gifts re
ceived for commencement.
The Cornhusker gave us the op
portunity of seeing Just how many
studenls are In activities that mean
anything.
The ususl percentage of senior
tudenia will go to work as soon as
school Is out. And the usual per
centage will enter the buitness of
the father.
Pity the poor coed who goes
through the University without get
ting at least one fraternity pin. But
some plcnira are failures.
The ambitious senior Is collecting
sammer addresses so he ran keep
In touch with his girl friends and
be able to get a date when he
comes back for football games next
fall.
One fellow showed up with a
black eye Monday morning and In
sisted that he was dancing at the
Park and ran into an elbow.
W. A.
A. ADOPTS
REVISED SYSTEM
wlnaa fnm raaw It
in. Twenty-five points will be given
to each one who trie out for a
Topeter" tesm, but she is only
eligible for this team if she has
played in at least half of the games
her group has been scheduled for
In an tntergroup tournament, and
haa been out for at least one of the
definite tryout periods scheduled.
A total of ino points will be given
to esch woman who makes a "Top-
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The l!l,l'K line Ineludea
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Awards lo groups In Individual
BMiia hlrh Include bowling, deck
lennla solf snd tennis are five
points for esrh womsn entered, len
Points for each game won. fifty
points will be accorded lo lha win
nara of first place In tha tourna
ment, twenty five for the second
Mare, and fifteen points for third.
Individual points for Individual
a porn are five pointa to each par
ticipant for an hour of practice, flva
for each lima she playa In a tourna
ment. Klfty pointa will be awarded
each roed playing on the team
winning tha tournament, twenty
five for playing on the team
winning second place, and fifteen
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In horsehsrk riding, swimming,
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peiltor entered; fifteen pointa for
earh time she takea first place; ten
for second place; and flva for third.
The same scoring will be given as
Individual pointa.
Individual points may also ba
earned on tba hour baa Is In hiking,
horseback riding, akatlng. and
bicycling. Awards In biking points
ar much lha same as thev were
formerly. In the real of tha aimm
flva polnia will ba given for ears
hour of eontlnuoua skating, horse,
back riding, or bicycling Credit
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la any one day.
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