UUKSDAV;"JAMTAK, 1771929 THE DAILY NEBRASKAN THREE II 7 mr HIGHER TEACHER PAY Better Instructors, Lower Mortality Is Claim of National Officer (From the Daily Kansan) That freshman mortality could be greatly reduced by Increasing the efficiency of the teaching staff Is the belief of J. W.i Crabtree, sec retary of the National Education Association, who recently wrote an article for the Associated Press on the salaries of college professors. College instructors and profes sors constitute the worst paid group In the teaching profession, accord ing to Crabtree, although probably no group of teachers receives pay in proportion to the service ren dered. College authorities throw the responsibility for the situation on state legislatures and educa tional foundations. They claim that li is much easier to secure funds lor buildings and -equipment. The secretary wonders if these authori ties make the same determined effort for adequate pay for the staff that they make for a larger cam pus and for additional buildings, find If they realize that men and w omen, not buildings, make the unl- versity , It is surprising that the college can hold as many of its high class Instructors as it does on present salary schedules," the secretary rites. "However, the effect is be ing felt, and must in the course of time be disastrous to the Institution unless the press and the public are willing to sponsor a movement In behalf of the college professor." Best Similes of 1Q9R Khnm Npiii CRABTREE ADVOCATES M Field of Humor I'l'Oin the Syracuse Orange A New York newspaper dicloses a new and Interesting analysis of the past year what are the best sim iles of 1928. Frank J. Wtlstach, author or "A Dictionary of Similes" has selected ... i i : . ; . i 1 his elRiii annual usi, cuiunuug ui several hundred similes by prom- inent writers. The following se lections show present trends in tiguies of speech. Arthur (Bugs) Baer uses the comparison of "Short as a mi crobes shadow;" Irving Cobb, "Characterless ' as a restaurant lemon pie-" Merritt S. Franken, "As nonchalant as the driver of a ecenic railway car;" Percy Ham mond, "As empty as the library of an Elk's club," and George D. LotC ywnntrmn 'F.M fiOLD! s I LA5E3 ON THE STAGE Charles Gill Preaenls JOHN T. PRINCE (In person) in Hi Lamb's Gambol prist playlet "The Crrletmas Latter" SULLY & THOMAS In "IT" end "THAT" Not by Kllnor Glyn BENTELL & GOULD The Dancing Xylophonlats" "AFT" AND RHYTHM RAJAHS I LAST 3 DAYS 1 j rt H, D.MMIp-n j 1 Admiaeton prlree for "Klne; (if Kliixx": Mat. lie; Lve. Mc. Chll. 2oC. iRPIIEU 'A I'll bll Theatre. A vJ a . . JUST 3 DAYS MORE! ' WAJVHI. MOl, J Supreme Traanpn' Aim mm mm nit Y M'AVOY ov,rj;iioiKiD on v turn nGSEKEUIT A WARNER BROS PRODUCTION FOX MOVibTOio. rtiwl W I ALT (tT) UV 1'uUlli Theatre Via Thurg.. Fit, Bat. THE DOCKS OF NEW YORK i . i NOW jHf i. m m ssi mr a a m. m m w emw f j mm mm I f Willi John T. Prince ami cam. v I I 2 P MM, - I I M r Medical Offices of University Have Been Scene of Countless 'Shootings' Next Tuesday 1$ Photo Time for 'Rag' Staff Group picture of The Dally Nebraskan staff for the 1929 Cornhusker will be taken at the Campus studio on Tuesday, January 22, at 12:30 o'clock. Staff members, in both editorial and business departments, and reporters who have done work on the paper during the first semester are expected to be in this group picture. man, "Low as the insteps of a duck." Of course, the modern woman comes in for her share of compar ison in Sidney Skolskj-'s "She Is as popular as a suppressed novel;" H. C. Gioth's "Scarce as a sten ographer with cotton stockings;" Charles G. Shaw's "As out of date as the rustle of a skirt" and Will Rogers' "Dry as a three-time wid ow's handkerchief." H. L. Mencken speaks of "Alone as a Methodist in Bavaria;" Harry Hershfield, "Aa out of place as a mammy song writer in Dixie;" Tony Sarg, "As noisy as an eel gliding through a pool of. oil," and B. M. Blgelow, "As Impressive at the religious advertisements in a tabloid newspaper." Even though James S. Collins might contest that this new list of similes is as "long as a wait for Mayor Walker," yet we feel sure that Leon Blutnenfeld would main tain it is at "lndlspensible as dots to a Greenwich Village poet." GREEKS PLAY LIVELY IN LEAGUE TILTS t'ontlnued from Page Swanson, D. S. L., was high with eleven points. Phi Sigma Kappa won a low score affair from Farm House, 9-5. Craig, Phi Slg, Bcored five points to lead his .teams offense. The bo scores: Kappa Sigma fg ft f Kronkright, f 2 0 2 Paulsen, g 0 0 0 Howe, c l.'C 1 Wilson, g 2 0 J Skov, f 2 0 Totals 7 0 4 Farm House fg ft t Brown 0 0 0 Mauch '.. 5 2 0 White Oil Hughes '. 0 0 0 Rooney 0 0 1 Totals 6 3 2 Score, 14-13 Referee, Snygg. Alpha Sigma Phi fg ft f Davis 0 0 0 Patello 3 2 1 Crban 3 4 0 Halbelsen 4 0 1 Rhea Oil Konkel 4 0 1 Totals 14 7 '4 Phi Kappa Pal fg ft f Mellor .,. 0 1 1 Tagg 2 0 1 Swemson 2 11 Francis 0 02 Sttverton 0 0 0 Wells . 0. 0 0 Totals 8 2 5 Score, 35-10. Referee, Suygg. Omega Beta Pi fg ft t Belters 4 0 0 ltOOlDT 0 0 2 McNerny 0 0 1 Stenveuson 0 0 0 Oukes 5 0 0 Hal ley 0 1 2 Hallenbeck . . ., 3 0 1 Peterson 1 0 0 Tot&ls 13 1 6 Sigma Phi Sigma fg ft f Petersen 0 1 2 Brier Ill Wolff 1 01 Guuger 0 0 1 lilankman 12 0 Ru.ledge 0 0 0 Total 3 4 5 Score. 27 10. Referee, Lambert. XI Pel Phi .fg ft f Heck, f ., 4 4 0 Kotub, f 1 0 0 McConahiiy, c 2 1 0 Gaston, g 1 0 1 Decker, g 0 0 0 Totals 8 6 0 Phi Kappa fg fr f Welch, f 1 0 1 Jauulewlcz, f 1 1 Campbell, g 0 0 0 Kaveny, g 0 0 Mc.N'ainara, c 0 0 3 Junirog 1 1 Ed burg, f 0 Totals 2 17 Score, 21-5. Referee, Lambert. Games scheduled for tonight In class A are: , PI Kappa Alpha vs. XI Pl Phi, College Youths of 1738 Had Their Fun Too, Old Yale Records Show Cam:.rl':f . Max.. - The theory hat the American ttudent of the eighteenth century, and the teven acnth century for tht matter wan "to incurably addicted to ttu dlout piety that be found little time for Klay and none for dlttlpatlon auflered a tevere jolt recently thru revelation of tiudt-nt uablta in dl arlet and record now in the poi aenKion of Harvard n Wemllv. The brawl. hH'.lng. wrangling w tf the faculty and general dltordeily con duct were more charactei-Utlc of ttudenu' behavior at that time.. Among theta recordt In an inci dent recorded by one Ezra Clapp, a lu,lnt at Yale In 17J8. who taya: "Usi nlt'lit tome of the frcthme got tlx Quartt of mm Jo Two ptylt of tyder, and about f ht pound of Migr md made it into There have been countless "shootings" on the camDUs. Every spring and .early fall and even mid winter, students go in to tne medi cal office of the university for "shots." They are "shots' for typhoid fever, colds and Influenza. There is eaid to be fifty-two Infectious, con tagious diseases that can be cured and avoided by these vaccinations. Perhaps the majority of the stu dents have at sometime been the game" pursued by some physician. He caught you, aimed a tiny needle at the end of a' glass barrel Into your arm, and, "Whoopee!" You were "shot. Some say It hurts, and others evidently much braver, deny it. , In a dose of this vaccine there is usually more thai) a billion dead germs In twenty drops. These "shots," or different combinations of germs, are for cold, influenza, dlpheria, scarlet fever and many others. Official Bulletin Thnraday, January It. Orace Coppock dinner, Blln Smith hall. Olrla" Commercial illuh lunvheon, Lln colli Chambur or i ommercu. Executive Council vt Olrle1 Commercial slub meatlnn, 4 o'clock, Ellen Smith hall, Unlvrlty Art olub will meet In Mor rill hall, Thuraday nlsht, (or Initiation of pledgee. )'. a. u.'e on the Nebraeka campue who wlah to attend the Foundeie day lunch eon r.n Aaturday ahould phone their ree ervetlone to Mra. It. C. McMillan, K9u, by Xhuraday a. m. Social Calendar Friday, January It Pht Mu formal at Lincoln hotel. Acacia formal at Cornhuaker hotel. Y. M. O. A. and Y. W. C. A. parly. Delta Sla-ma Delta houae party. Farm House houae party. SI Kappa Alpha houae party. Saturday, January It Alpha Lelta Theta houee dance. Phi Oamma Delta formal at Corn huaker hotel. Chi omega formal at Lincoln Hotel. "As" mixer at Actlvltlea nulldinf. Omee-a Beta PI houee dance. Pht Hlfma Kappa houne dauce. Kappa Slema houae party. Hlfma Kappa Mothera ilub at Sigma Kappa houae. PI lambda Theta at Teachera College, Thuraday, 7:1 o'clock. Commercial Club Initiation. " o'clock. Initiation of all thone who have been elected to memberehlp but not yet ini tiated. Alt-Methocllet atudent banquet, Grace Method tat church, I p. m. Saturday, Janeary It Kanaaa-NebraBka basketball game, Coliseum. Amea-Kebraaka wrestling meet, Coll eeum. main floor, 8:35 o'clock. Omega Beta PI vs. Phi Sigma Kappa, main floor, 7:25 o'clock. Sigma Alpha Mu vs. Delta Sigma Phi, main floor, 7 o'clock. Delta Sigma L'ambda vs. Delta Chi, floor 3, 9 o'clock. Sigma Alpha Epsllon vs. PI Kappa Phi, floor 3, 8:35 o'clock. Class B Alpha Gamma Rho vs. Kappa Sigma, floor 3, 7:25 o'clock. Beta Theta PI vs. Sigma Phi Epsilon, floor 3, 7 o'clock. Delta Sigma Phi vs. Lambda Chi Alpha, main floor, & o'clock. Suave Bondsmen Are Not Known At This School Seattle, Wash. Two- hundred nineteen college graduates and not a bond salesman among mem: Scoff If you wish, but here are sta tistics from the Forest club quar terly to prove this astonishing statement. The alumni section of the quar terly. which will be out during Christmas vacation, shows the names of 219 graduates. Of this number 151. or 68.949 per cent are now engaged In some branch of forestry work. The first class was that of 1911. but until 1918 only 58 graduated. The present alumni list shows the growth since then. The lumber business has claimed most or the graduates wlih 50, but logging It a close second with 48. Most of the others are engaged in forest management, products, and service, and the pulp and paper in dustry, while 7 are college protes tors of forestry. ' A list of the countries in which these alums are working would look like a roll call of the League or Natione. In Canada there are 15, while there are 5 in the Philip pines, 4 In India, 2 each In Chile, Sweden and Sumatra, and 1 apiece for Tngiend, Japan and Australia, and Korea. Of the 31 percent not engaKed In forestry, not all have died. One is a missionary in China, while a surgeon, a geologist, a sea captain, a county engineer, a ecout execu tive, tlx high tchool teachert, and tlx army officer! are to be found in the directory. The asslHtant crew coach at Penn., Fred Spuhn, Is also a forestry alum. Octette Is Scheduled To Sing at Ag College Tlia f'nlveralt fiirli' Octette will sins at the agricultural collego Tuesday at a dinner given ror mem bert of the legislature, according m Harmin T. Decker, director of the octette. They will also slug 'or the Klwanu ciud, many. Samson, tnd invitd every tcliolar In the college Into Curti' room and we made auch prodlgiout rough that we raited the tutor, and he ordered ut all to our rcomt and tome went and tome tarried, and they gathered again and went to old father Monither't dore and drammed agaiuat the dore and alto ci earned to that a body would have thought they were killing dogt there." Other incident related in Cotton Matber'a diary, while a ttudent at IIa-vard, showed tbnt minister' tont began at early aa 1644 to get their reputations Mather told of an Incident where twt mlr.leter't tont ttudontt at Harvard, robbed two dwelling In the night ,f 15 pound and being found out, were whipped by the president of the college, MODERN YOUTH GETS Princeton Writer Believes College People Take Oh Many Changes Princeton, N. J. (IP) "America ! Indeed Beems to be acquiring a so phistication born of .vicarious or Imaginary suffering, and our youth ful Intelligentsia have adopted an active cyTticlsm." So taya Lynn Carrick, '20, in an article on 'Sophistication on the Campus," the leading artlole in a recent issue of the Alumni Weekly. The author, sees the manifesta tions of this sophistlcatfon In the changes in students' clothing within the last decade. The radically dif ferent clothing of today would have evoked "catcalls and abusive whist ling, and much leaning out of dor mitory windows" on the campus of an earlier day. In the college man's room, "a row of steins and a class banner have given place to a leps ascetic conception of interior deco rating. ' However, Carrick adds that "this sophistication is not confined to dress. The young iconoclasts are busily engaged in writing editorials in the college Journals expressing bland doubts about much that has been heretofore regarded as aca demically sacred and holy. Facul ties are- placed on the defensive, and startled professors are dili gently explaining the purposes and aims of the colleges as they see them, not without some disagree ment among themselves." The author sees the university book store as the barometer of he new undergraduate spirit, pointing out that "at Princeton University Store, the book sales have now more than tripled since the war. although the student enrollment has been augmented by only about 25 percent." Stating - that the "high-brow" movement Is not restricted to a group, he tells of a husky Hanover athlete whom he discovered, "dis cussing Marcel Proust with a book clerk." Carrick finds that at many col lege members of the faculty have played an Important part in stimu lating the students' interest In books. The broadened literary taste is also reflected in the fact that manj college dailies regularly issue literary supplements. He concludes with, "And when the sartorial pendulum swings. back toward less emphasis on dress (if it ever does) let us hope that read ing will ever relnaln the fashion among the secretly startled but su perficially blase youth of America." Few Cents But All Else Finds Way to Cleaner Bloomington, Ind. What goes to the cleaner besides the clothes? . The answer to this question, when put to a busy man engaged in the cleaning, dyeing and repairing business, probably will cover a wide territory. In one local cleaning establish- Classified Ads Loet and Found LeOHT Kappa Hem pin. rtn'tf of penrlfi with K. H. In Mntir. Kimler notify lla Marshall, W y mure, X e If ft 'wan , lyj.-rr HIkimh Nu franjinliy pin. Kinder I ileus cuii huuiu. LEARN THE PIANO TEN LESSONS TENOR-BANJO OR MANDOLIN IN FIVE LESSONS VVIihniit nerve-i-Hi-klna-. Iiuarl-break ina bijuImh anl exercinoa. You are tatiiflit to d)hv by no(e in recular pro fessional chord atyle. In your very I lift Ucb on you will tic utile 10 play a popular number by note. SEND FOR IT ON APPROVAL Tli.. "Hallmark Self-InatriH'tor." ia the title of thin iiietliou. KIbIH yeara were required to tr(c;-t thi ureat work. The entire rouiae with the I necci-aanry Hrnlnatloii alipcla, ia bound in one volume. Tlio flrat l aaon ia unaeulcd hlch I lie aludi-ul may t -amine and bo hia own 'JI'IKjK and JI'HV." The latter part of the "Hall mark B-lf-lnelru tor." la aealeil. Upon the ntuiieiit il lumine; any copy of the "Hallmark 8lf-lnlructiir" with the seal unbrokn. We will reiunu in full all nion-y pnld. Thle iimazinK rtelf-Inetructor will lie ant anywhere. You do not need to send imy money. When you receive thla new met hod of tcncfiinir imialr. Uepoxlt with the I'oatinan the eum of I ton doilare. If you are not entirely aallaficd. the money paid will be re turned In full, upon written, requeat. The 1'ulillaheia nre aimloua to place thle "Keir-lriatructor" in the tianda of mimic lover all nver the coumry, and i In a poult Ion to make an attractive I propoxiiion to BRenta. Kund (or your i copy today. Aaureaa i ne nnumtrn SelMnetructor' Htatlon J. Poat Oflice. Box 111. New York. N. Y. YOUR STORE LUNCHES AND DRINKS OUR SPECIALTY THE OWL PHARMACY 148 No. 14 Phone 81068 Lunches Sunday, Picnics, Anytime Lincoln Box Lunch S-4102 1945 "Q" - HARRY HENDRICKS SAYS: Don't let theee formal get the Jump on you thla week end. A hair cut Is aa Important aa the reet of a formal outfit. UNI BARBER SHOP "Acroea from campue" ment a girl spends the greater part of the day going through the poc kets of clothes left there to be cleaned, feeling In the lining and looking in unheard of places for ar ticles left there by the thoughtlesa owner. Her search Is likely to reveal al most anything a finger nail file, a compact, a handkerchief and per haps even a stray tpark plug. "It Is surprising the things that people leave In their clothes when they send then, to the cleaner," one proprietor Bald. "Personal belong ings of all kinds aVe poured out of the pockets. There are probably more pencils found in the pockets and linings of the students' clothes than any other single article. About the scarcest thing to be found there is money." "Often it is not possible to locate the owner of property of this kind which la found in clothing, but more often persons who have sent clothes to the shop to be cleaned or pressed come here looking for prop erty which they have lost. Just re cently a young man came dashing in here about an hour after he left his suit and asked if a photograph had been found in the inside of his coat pocket. He gave a sigh of re lief when the photograph of a girl was produced," the sleaner said. COUNCIL SCHEDULES START OF PROBATION ' Continued from Page I. for this purpose the first week after probation. 7. The penalty for violations of the above rules shall be the taking away of all social privileges (down town and house parties) from the time of decision until Round-Up Week. This may be modified ac cording to the violation and to the decision of the council. No attempt will be made to gov ern activities of the organizations within the houses aa It is the belief that such rules would be impossi ble to enforce. Rules for Local Rushing Rules affecting local high school students as passed January 12, 1927 1. There shall be no rushing or pledging of local high school stu dents either during the school year or during the vacation periods. By local high school students Is meant jHj "Lincoln $ Busy Store" Don't Forget S. & H. Green Discount Stamps Are An Added Saving Here mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmimmmmmmmmmmmMmmmm Beginning 8:30 A: 11. Thupsdavl-Our Grcater-Ihan-Evcr January CHlRTxAf Fl I Vet! 1.800 of the finest Shirts you've jmnmm V ever seen in one great a,e lot 1 Pu, A fMXi n F"nf Am.rica'.L A Foremost Makers f V All New Patterns fJ J A Fast Colorings U V W f4y alorad from the finett thlrtlngt, In- fT? .-avftm eluding: l&QwMll v'' ft Imported English , wY ' Broadcloth O V Jj Woven Madras Cloths U IUI 7 J and other quality plotht. All full cut, eitra fit g f If y , , well tailored and carefully finlihed. These JF ' A , Shirt are j O.UU ' M 'M' Factory Imperfects J I ' &. : I but every one la auaranieea s give sans- ft y A f A, faction In every way asd thould tail at l y y 4 FAR higher prloet " yrirl' ! Beth Collar Attached and Neckband Chlrts (lA II oomplete the remarkable uiierrlct lot! There are All tliee ant All leve Lenotha Avt PSljS. ' 1 In plain while, lateat fanry patterna. et.r. Jll:h aohd colors, too. A real opportunity XVX ' to aupplv our aprlns neede at a wt -below-ueual price, theee three day only. beln- r I ..In. t ie a. m. Tnu.ed.y! COLD'S-Hlre- Floor. j I . , 1 fRt- Early! Remember Tlint Sols Starts at 8:30 n, P. H ,,J 0 the student oiled In the Lincoln high school, the Teachers College high school of the University, the School of Agriculture or other local secondary schools who are not reg istered in the University. Rushing Rultt - 2. Specific rules concerning local high tchool students are as fol lows: a. No local high tchool boy shall attend any university fraternity party,, formal or informal, during hit high tchool courte. b. No local high school boy shall be entertained at any university fraternity house, formally or infor mally, during his high school course. c. No high school boy shall be en tertained during his high tchool course by an active or an alumnus member of a university fraternity when two or more boys belonging to the same fraternity are present, unless at least two members of other fraternities are present also. Penalty for Violation of These Rules Loss of the privilege of rushing and pledging local high school stu dents for one year. CLASS ELECTION IS ANNULLED Continued from fage 1. the plan provided other parties would not be permitted by the Uni versity authorities. The amendments in the rules of the class elections which the Coun cil recommended would abolinh the mid-year elections making one set of class officers for the entire year. This action must first be ratified by the University Senate before it can become effective. Neither can it become effective until next year because there must be one semes ter's notice. May Abolish Election Article one under the rules of tht class elections was the one recom mended to be changed by the Coun cil. Under its recommendations the rules of class elections would apply to minor class officers as well as the presidents. The class officers elected in the fall election would remain In of fice the entire school year. The number of officers to be elected would be three: president, vice president, and secretary-treasurer. The Ivy Day Orator, Instead of Cor. 11th and O St. Thursday! Sse Window being elected as heretofore, would be selected by the Student Council who would provide for somo cnr.i mlttee to consider applications for the position. Under the amend ments recommended by the Coun cil there would be no necessity of an election. PLAYERS PRACTICE TOR NEXT PLAY Contained from I'uge 1. known as Miss Meyer, U twenty three 'and not seventeen years of age. Scenery It Unique A ventriloquist niipht euHily earn a living tn University Players pro ductions by assuming two roles din ing rehearsal during the abm nce of some -member, but rehcui snli progress Just the same, to hi lain the mark of finebBe and perfection noted in Players' presentations. The palatial scenes us dt h':;iu i by Prof. DwiRht Kiisih nilglu easily solve the apurtnifiit quesilon, as great stone walls ami massive pillars rise and are .oweivd as the scene demands -and the diHcreilon of the stage-manager permits. An Insight in the lives of I'liivci sity Players members initln hull cate nervous conditions troiu !) great number of lines that are learned for every production, buv as any actor will add, "A vocation is a vocation and learning lines is ray business." "Arms and the Man" will op"ii next Mouday at the Temple theater. BASKET TEAM DRILLS HARD FOR JAYHAWKS Continues! from rage 1. of them scored five field goals each during the Missouri fray the other night. According to Coach Black the Ne braska men have been working nicely, during the practice tilts tills week and although rough spots have been apparent in the play, Corr.huskerland has promises of an A-l combination Saturday night. Special Noon Lunches t We aerve 5 or 6 special comblna- 7 tlon lunches large variety T changed daily. I 13th and P St. C. E. Buchholz, Mgr. "The Student'a Store" t-..-- "The Best for Less"