TWO The Daily Nebraskan Station A, Lincoln, Nbrik OFFICIAL PUBLICATION UNIVERSITY OF NEBRASKA Under direction of th Studsnt Publication loird TWENTY-EIGHTH YEAR Publlihtd Tutvdsy, Wcdnttday, Thursday, Friday, and Sunday mornlnoa during tne academic year. Editorial Office Unlveralty Hall 4. Bualneis Office Unlveralty Hall 4A. Office Houre Editorial Staff, 3:00 to S:00 except Friday and Sunday. Bualneaa Staff) afternoone except Friday and Sunday. Telephone tdltorlali B-MS1, No. 142) Bualneaei B-6H1. No. 77) Night B-tSU. Entered aa aecond-claaa matter at the peetoffice In Lincoln, Nebraska, under act of Congresa, March S, 1171, and at special rate of postage provided for In eectlon 1)03, act of October 1, 117, authorized January SO, 1(22, SUBSCRIPTION RATE 12 a year Single Copy 6 cents 11.23 a semester THE DAILY NEBRASKAN. THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 29, 1923 MUNRO KEZER EDITOR-IN-CHIEF MANAGING EDITORS Dean Hammond Maurice W. Kenkel NEWS EDITORS W. Joyce Ayres Lyman Cass Jack Elliott Paul Nelson Cliff F. Sandahl Douglas Tlmmerman ASSISTANT NEWS EDITORS Vernon Kstrlng William T. McCleery Betty Thornton CONTRIBUTING EDITORS Cliff F. Sandahl Joe Hunt William McCleery Robert Lalng Eugene Robb MILTON McGREW BUSINESS MANAGER ASSISTANT BUSINESS MANAGERS William Kearne Marshall Pltier Richard Rlckstts EXIT THE KINO Football, kin of rollojra sports, will gather up bis gnrKeous robes and descend the royal throne today. The season will he over for the Cornhus kers. ami for elevens from coast to coa.st. Post Hfaaon Rames, baftles on the Pacific coast, and pro fessional football will be the only stragglers to cling to the exalted scat that college football alone can occupy. Throe months ago, when the aroma and the zest that portends fall became evident, hundred of young men tiotted out on college gridirons. There were speculations as to season and as to the players, and as to teama, Todar will see the vast majority of those speculations shattered to bits. The residue of a football season always amounts to an unbeaten team or two, ten times that many claiming the mythical honors of the nation, and a score of truthfully brilliant football psayeri. The season for Nebraska lias been most suc cessful. The Huskers rtnialn one of the strong teams of tho country. Defeat by the Army did not. injure tho repute of Nebraska to the extent that is sometimes suggested. Kansas Aggies with two weeks of rest alone stand between Nebraska and tho first nig Six title. After It Is all said and done, football does be come Just & bit wearisome as the season draws to a close. Fans are ready for a change. The crest of popularity which rides football on the topmost ripple suddenly recedes after Thanksgiving. King Football deserts his throne until another tall sets In. PROFESSORS IN WHO'S WHO Thirty-eight professors of th University are listed this year In "Who's Who." according to a news story appearing in The DhIIj Nebraskan to day. These teachers are from practically every college In the school, and teacu almost, every major subject. That so many Nebraska pro.'esbors are listed in this national book brings home the fact that Nebraska does have professors of note. It has been eaid for several years that the trouble with the University Is that it has professors who are too good, and that, as soon as they gain recognition, they go to some other school where they can obtain higher salaries. Such a thing has harpened In the past, whereby the I'nlversity has lost several of Its most talented professors because salaries offered here are not as high as those offered by other Schools. That professors want higher salaries does not make them unduly mercenary. It Is human nature to want as much as one can get. There are some of these thirty-eight professors who will undoubtedly leave the University In the next few- years to accept better-paid positions. And yet, there are others w-ho, because of the high standards of the institution, and the contacts here formed, will continue their work here, regardless of the lower scale of salaries. True Nebraskans are they. THK RAUUKlt: Workmen on the library scaf fold are not requested to show their identification cards before going to work. Two fellows nearly froze to death in ft class room the oiher day. A coed thought It easier to raise the window than to shed her fur coat. The library has received five thousand new books, yet there arc those who still contend that they "Just simply can't find anything Interesting lo read.' A good sport expression would be something like this: "He went through the line like water through a leaky radiator." Knuta Hockne says that when a football team w ins, the students study. Judging from the number of delinquency slips sent out last week. Nebraska has not won as many games this year as the scores would Indicate. Persons strolling about the campus yesterday were not sure whether the yelling a a rally or the students rejoicing that an Instructor did not give an assignment over vacation. OTHER STUDENTS SAY PA88INO OF THE OUOe On corduroy pants, two corduroy pams, three corduroy pants, the whole campus is covered with corduroy pants. Corduroy pants have become the rage. For several years there has been a feverish competition among men Students In matters ot dress, tt came to such a pass that -den, out here where men are supposed to be men, even went to the extent of wearing derbies and spats. Now the reaction is taking place, and it Is coming about with a suddenness that Is surprising. Much money and effort have been expended in recent years by clothing manufacturers and deal er to develop In university men a o-called clothes consciousness to counteract the extreme Indiffer ence) college men had maintained toward clothing. Their efforts were rewarded, tho students went to the other extreme. The average male student could rot be distinguished from a floor wnlker, as far as clothes were concerned. The present situation sem, in 10 bo an adjust ment between these two extremes. The attitude of the men ou the campus today toward clothing Is much more rational thau the notions held by college men In recent years. The students realize that exaggerated carelessness nnd slouohlness In dress create unfavorable Impression upon the peo ple they coiiiii in contact with. At the same time they are aware that to get the moro Important and valuable things out of the university, and out of life lttnlf, they cKiinot affoml to spend as much time In matters of dress, us Is required to dress like a fashion model. The. students adopting, this sane, economical, sensible, and yet pleasing mode of dress are to be commended. The dude, It seems, has become passe on the campus of the University of Nebraska. C. S. BETWEEN THE LINES By Lalelle Gllman CORRECTIONS A freshman hands In a paper In one of the be ginning Kngllsh classes. When It comes back sev eral words are marked as misspelled and upon the margin Is found this notation, "watch your mlspelled words." And there goes the kick out of the story of the bald headed barber who guarantees to make your hair grow. The crown now passes to the Eng lish reader that checks your spelling with misspelled words. Of what value was the correction? None at all. A correction by a teacher has a two-fold aim. First, It should point out the student's error, and second, It should Inspire him to do better. The case mentioned pointed out his errors, but hardly can be said to serve as an Inspiration. If the Eng lish teacher can't spell, why should I try to learnT Is It nlco to know moro than your Instructor? Maybe those thoughts entered the student's' mind and maybe they didn't. At uny rate they are nat ural questions. All of this leads to the rule that If correction Is no better than that which Is being corrected, don't make It. And that doesn't Just apply to English. K- N- GRAY MUSIC By Elsie Brodkey Oray music. . . Is it possible? y -t'i cadence mystical. Gray iuu.-I" In the dripping rosea liray um If In the cold, north wind Gray music In the bent, wet grass Cray music In the things that pass And leave no footprints on our doorstep. Ah well Oray music too in loneliness When friends are gone And you're alone. And yes Uray music-tears, not bitter tears That mourn the passing of the years Nor broken tears of hopes and fears Nor happy tears with smiles nesr Put strange tears unheralded And passing leave one pondering. Is there not gray music In Such things as these? OTHER EDITORS SAY 8CHOLASTIC SABOTAGE Some French factory hands, grumbling low wages and the high celved the over and the high cost of living, once con tdea of dropping their wooden "sabots" No book-review or iidvertlse ment fins dono Justice to "The Great American Band Wagon." It Is one of the most Interesting and keenly humorous books of the year. Charles Mei. has written here an accurate and lively chron icle of contemporary life In the United Htatea. Carl Van Doran says of it: "He ha gone out to study the various spectacles of American life with the raking eye of a reporter and has come back to write his story In a spirit which is chiefly gusto, rarely malice. lie has discovered that, the new civ ilisation about which so many critics have talked Is actually newer than most of I hem have realised: a civilization which must be seen In Its latest familiar folk ways to be understood. If low price automobiles are folkways, Mr. Merz considers them and not the covered wagons of history. So with radios, secret societies, golf, murder trials, beauty contests, newspaper headlines. llow do Americans really live day by day? Upon what meat are they fed, by what stimulants aroused, by what comforts lulled, by what pleasures entertained? These are the ques tions Mr. Mer answers. And when he has done he has produced a mirror of America as true as It Is amusing." The book opens with a descrip tion of tho western trek, first In covered wagons, later In cheap cars. This Is followed by a sketch of the open road as It Is today, plastered with billboards and punctuated with gas stations, where travelers now exchange news as they once did about the camp-fire. lie delves Into the ab surd rituals of the hundreds of secret societies and lodges. The chapter on radios is full of amus ing jabs at the speakers and the jaxt bands, the broadcasters and the listeners. He sweeps aside the new drugstore, which he charges, In passing, as only a re vival of tho free lunch In the old saloon. The pomp and ceremony of that national Institution, the big murder trfhl, Is held up to ridicule. And golf, says Mr. Merz, Is but a tevlval of the old desire lo strike into (he wilderness, cross the for. ests and plains and rivers; but on a smaller scale. Universities are passed up lightly, though the Increasing pop ularity of correspondence courses is pointed out, such as courses In detecting, physical training, bee keeping, apartment house manage nienl.. (io Into the suburbs, the author says In his chapter on arch il eel ure, and view a synthetic Spain and Italy, with cheap Imita tions of Gothic cathedrals and Ve netian canals. And as for the bathing beauty contests, Men states that It Is only an outgrowth of the advertising scheme to por tray a lovely figure in front of a poor-looking ear In order to sell the car. There Is a chapter on tho European tourist, the hatred of the provinces for New York, and the rl of the silver screen. Why, anl. t,-e author, flo men pay money to 'it two blocks away nnd above the prize ring and watch two an'r.u.Is pound Kore out of each othr? Why do we catch up a marathon dancer or a chan nel swimmer ntito our shoulders and parade thi hero about the streets? Wh Is It that a moving picture director receives a salary slightly less than that of the lead ing lady and twice as large as that of the president of the United States? Why does "Miss Kalama zoo." a bathing beauty who can t swim, pose in her kitchen peeling potatoes while photographers take snaps of her? Why are there one hundred and fifty newspaper cor respondents at the trial of the "Fted Hot Cutie" in the great lee box Murder Case? Why do soda fountain clerks have such a bored nnd worldly air? Why Is John Jones, bank. teller, a Sir Knight Errant of the Mystic and Kxalted or shoes Into their employer's machinery. Thoy tried it, and the machinery stopped. This en couraged other workers to do the same and there ensued an Industrial reign of terror which threw capital into a panic and left the radical labor ele ment with a mistaken idea of Its own Importance. These radicals saw only that they had interrupted manufacture. They did not see that they had thrown away the tools which enabled themselves and others to earn their bread easily and to attain a higher standard of living. They did not take Into account the fact that when hunger should drive them bark to work in the factories, capital woum i ()r(lPr of tho Hoo-hoo on Tuesday oblige them to pay replacement costs In the form niKhts? Why ask? This Is America, of reduced wages. . . Sabotage in this country Is frowned upon by Head Ih" ' .real American Ma d th. labor Arties as harmful to their own Interests. Wagon, by rharl M. will It Is allowed, applauded and nothing done about It jwm ,)PKn t0 (tPt unprejudiced In practically every college and university In the,,,! birds-eye-view of the condl-t-..-j c... v.m, na.. has one of these radicals t ions in which you live. The plc- who keeps his "sabot" in hand, waiting for an op portunity to hurl It at the professor's head, or to toss It among his classmates to squabble over. Per haps the best known "sabot-thrower" is the stupid or lazy individual who can't keep up with his class, and who, in order to keep things at his own speed, asks some ulterly Irrelevant question. In this way he leads the discussion astray, or makes the In structor "hash" over again some minor detail with which everyone Is familiar. He fidgets nervously anA tries to annear erv much interested in wuai the professor Is ssyi Ing to the audience, tho climax of "Tho Outsider ' Is readied in a niw dium of diversified comedy and heavy drama which Is unusually presented by the author. Although tills Is primarily a love story, the elements of play production tend to make this primarily more Inter est Ing due to the fact that tho end ing of the show Is so unusual and yet ethical. This play will tend to Interest the most particular audience and the climax and ending will not bo explained In order that It may be more Interesting and hold more surprises to the audience. If. Is fhe first one of Its kind to be pre sented by the University Players this season. London Press Sings Pralaee. Tho London Chronicle, In Its dramatic, review speaks Ihusly of "The Outsider," "It Is good stuff. Memorable and exciting, written with fine sincerity, with something that. Is almost passion, and with dialogue that rises in the big mo ments to a really great level of dramatic effectiveness." According to Ray Ramsay, busi ness manager of the Players, "The Outsider" may prove to be a greater financial success than were "The Spider," and "Two (Mils Wanted." Tickets will go on sale next. Monday. Single admissions for evening performances will he seventy-five cents while matinee, tickets for the Saturday afternoon show will be fifty cents. Iiurlng the week's run of "The Outsider" tho Cornhusker football' warriors who played against the Army team last Saturday will be admitted free. Following Is the completed cast for the production: Mr. Frederick Ladd, Coral Dubry. Sir Montague Tollemache, George Holt. Mr. Vincent Helmore, El wood Ttnmay. Sir Nathan Israel, Alfred Poska, Mr. Jasper Sturdee, Ray Kamsay. 'EalBge Sturdee, Cornelia Ayres. Madame Klosl, Alia Iteade. Anton Itagatty, Zolley Lerner. I'rIM'hard, Anna Eemke. llasll Owen, Joy Storm. Direction of the play will bo by Miss II. Alice Howell. Prof. Dwlght Klrsch will supervise the scenic ar rangements and design all sets to bo used In the production. The mu sic has not been decided upon as yet. but will probably be an orches tra of Mr. Ramsay's selection, lures are not cynical nor mali cious, but humorously detached. the rest of the class ance of being bored. the period and he dashes from the classroom with a self satisfied smile. "1 knew I could stall him off." he chuckles to a friend. "I was the next one lo be called on." The moat disagreeable type of "sabot-thrower" is the mono-maniac who thinks that he Is the world's greatest authority on some particular branch or Phase of the subject which he Is studying. If a class discussion even remotely touches upon his weakness, he propounds some supposedly weight y questlon which makes the Instructor stagger for a moment and spend the remainder of the period in s futile attempt to answer It. Such an Individual holds the rest of the class In supreme contempt and looks curiously upon their vain groping and sprawl ing for knowledge as a scientist follows the move ments of an amoeba stretching his pseudopodla in search of food. The class room to him Is a place where he may hold a private conversation with the professor concerning recondite matters while the rest of the class looks on and listens in envious admiration. Sabotage goes on In the college classroom only becAuse both professors and students are too "kind hearted." There Is an erroneous pedagogical tradi tion that every question raised must be answered no matter how Irrelevant or impertinent It Is. The "gabot-throwers" take advantage of this to side track class progress. The result Is that a course which should require only odp quarter for comple tion IS given two quarters. Twenty or thirty people are obliged to be present at a private "silting" ac corded some stupid pupil or egotistical mono-maniac Why not make these "sabot-throwers" leave their wooden shoes outside when entering a class room? Minnmota Unily. LEADS FOR DRAMA ARE ANNOUNCED folttlniietl Knnn re 1. clan but ethics made a quack." Iienied the sanction of the Jloyal College to practice. Ragatzy seeks I he crippled daughter of England's foremost surgeon and promises to cine her. The story centers on the three ami the SEVEN HUSKERS CLOSE CAREERS ( ontliiurd from PnRft I. pus, leaves another place In the Husker forwaid wall that will be hard to fill next year. He has played a most consistent brand of bnll all season and has rarely been taken from the game. His work against the Army at West Point, lust week brought a great deal of comment from the sport critics In the east and the Cadet coaching staff. McMullen was placed on one of the All-Anierlcan selections last year and Is booked for a like po sition again this year. He has been a big cog In the Nebraska lino this year and helped account for the successful season that will close tills afternoon against the Manhattan team. Playing beside- McMullen and Holm is the fourth Husker player to graduate this spring. He Is Ted James, center on the Nebraska eleven. James came to Nebraska from Greeley, Colorado, and has played consistently on the Corn husker team for three years. The record set by James this season is hard to beat. He was in every game for four quarters and was only taken out once. He Is con tddered the most consistent lines man In the Dig Six conference and will be greatly missed on the Hunker eleven next year. With three men leaving the Nebraska team, there will be a great gap in tho Cornhusker forward wall to fill next fall. James was also the klckoff man for Nebraska during the first half of the season and his kicks were as consistent as Ids playing. On defense as well as offense, his work In the Scarlet line was of the stellar variety. For three years he has handed the ball to Ne braska backs with an unerring ability. This year James went through the season without mak ing a single bad pass to the re ceivers In the Husker backfleld. His work has stamped him one of the greatest Cornhusker centers ever to play on a Husker team. He ranks with Hutchinson and other famous centers who have played ou the Cornhusker team. Aahburn Plays Last Tims Clifford Ashburn, 190-pound Ne braska end is the fourth man from the Nebraska line to leave the ranks of the Scarlet and Cream, and the fifth graduating player. Ashburn Is another man that lias played a consistent brand of ball all season and his work on defense has caused critics to place him high In the country's crop of end men. During the Pittsburgh game, his work In the mud battle was v,.ii,,r,iiiv tiHiiiant and again against the Army, the Nebraska wing man was in tne mica 01 every play. Next year when the Husker coaching staff returns to roll out the pigskin and get fn readiness for the 1929 season, Ash burn will not answer. Ills time wn .ni-vn.i nn the Scarlet eleven and his place will De open next year. Merle uver, renter, and guard on the Nebraska eleven Is the next man leaving the Cornhusker foot ball camp this year. Zuver ac counted for one of the Husker touchdowns this year when he snagged a fumbled pass and ran for a touchdown In the Oklahoma game at Norman. Walter Drath, guard, Is the last man to leave the Husker team by the graduation route and although he has not played In every game this season, his work, when In the battle, was consistent and of the real Nebraska type. Iratlt Is a 190 pound linesman and comes to Nebraska from Herndon, Kansas. UNIVERSITY SCORES HIGH IN 'WHO'S WHO' Continued From fa 1. Oraduate college; Guernsey Jones, professor of English history; J. 12. Leftossignol, dean of tho College of Huslness Administration; Hufus A. lijman, dean of the College of Pharmacy; Raymond J. Pool, pro fessor of botany; Louise Pound, professor of English. William E. Sealock, dean of Teachers college; I,. A. Sherman, ranking dean and professor of Eng lish lanugauge and literature. Goodwin D. Swezpy, professor of astronomy; 11. H. Waite, professor of bacteriology and pathology; John E. Weaver, professor of ecology; Hutton Webster, professor of social anthropology. Maurice H. Weseen. professor of business English: Henry A. White, professor of English; D. I). Whit ney, professor of zoology; C. C. Wlgeens, professor of horticulture; K. II. Wolcott, professer of zoology. TURKEY DAY TILT WILL DETERMINE BIG SIX WINNER nntlmiil From !ttv 1. plains of West Poiut. Clair Sloan, Husker hack, Elmer Holm and Ray mond Richards are suffering from tho game with the Cadets and will not be in ton-nolch condition for (lie game with the Aggies this aft ernoon. Wednesday night the Nebraska squad tapered off w ith a light work out and" the Tuesday night scrim mace session closed practice affairs for tho season. A large crowd of Thanksgiving fans are expected to attend the game this afternoon. More than 15.000 tickets have al ready been sold according to John K. Selleck. business manager of athletics and he predicts that many more will be sold at the gate this afternoon. ('ouch Beaig has not announced his starting lineup for the game but It Is probable that the regular eleven th.it started against the Army will line up against the Ag gies this afternoon. At the klckoff seven seniors who (have played brilliantly throughout !the entire season bring to a dose j their gridiron career. Starting in the Cornhusker backfleld will be Co-Captain Ultie Howell, fullback, who plays his last with Nebraska. In the line will be Co-Captain Elmer Holm, Dan McMullen, two Nebraska guards, Clifford Ashburn, tr,.K. UL ., j.ml onrt Ted Jo ma xr- braska center. Zuver and Drath complete the list. Those mea en. ter the game this afternoon to turn their last game with NebraaVa Into the win column and take the Big Six conference football champion- sllln- 'Y' WORKER RECEIVES NEW EGYPTIAN POST CoatlnnkJ from Iu velop comparatively nev aewocts, tlous at that point. Egyptians Are Kssei At the Y headquarters fa Aralt, provision Is mad for adequate creation, reading, and Tarted. ports. From this Mlf-supportlnx association at Assult, tho Y. M. C. A. hopes to branch out through many of the larger Egyptian cities and Is already training aervtral men for the Important secretary's position. "Egyptian young men sn katn students of public affairs and are anxious to solve the particular po litical and economlo problems fac ing their country," writes Mr. Hoi combe In a communication, to O. D. Hayes, University Y. M. C A. sec retary. In spe ''tn of the valuable as Ice be! ne in Egypt by Mr. Holcom i't, other workers, Mr. Hayes btrtnses the point that these efforts are not only of Interest to Y. M. 0. A. members but also to the student body as a whole. "The fact that Mr. Holcombe Is a for mer student here makes his work of special Interest to Nebraska men and women," he concluded. 'ROYAL REVUE' PRESENTS CO-ED Continued Front rf t. of the position at a higher lerel. "The honor should be quite a worthy one," one co-ed declared. Maybe It was the publicity, maybe It waa the honors attacked to it which attracted the co-eds, but the main drawing point was the honor of being the "Sweetheart Of Ne braska." Sweetheart Will Be Tradition. The "Sweetheart" Idea is a new one. Other colleges have beauty judges pick their prominent coeds but Nebraska has picked theirs by the vote of the men who know the personalities of the girls they doK lgnate as their choice on the bal lots. The election will be made tradition of the university and will take place, annually. T f -v-' r mat r ww m ' hall Ido JJ) with Call B3367 VARSITY CLEANERS AND DYERS Ing to him in particular while characters. I-alage her father an . , I Ilagatzy, and the treatment of tt yawns and gives every appear- . , f k dramatic, exc'tln The bell rings for the end of j romantic, besides maintaining suspense to the fever pitch until a second before the final curtain drops. "The Outsider" as It. has been hinted at, Is the physician and practitioner, nagatxy. who attempts to cure the crippled glii. With an outcome that Is surpris YOUR DRUG STORE Sum wns too !'! wo could not brli.K the Army Mule hnrk to Lin coln to tie It on the f'atnpus this time, but we'll do ll Hie. Iirxt. 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