THE DAILY NEBRASKAN
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for nearly all fraternity members to take part in some
intra-mural athletics. Tho athletic department has also
developed competition for non-fraternity men. It Is
along this line that the greatest future progress will
be made.
Although the present intra-mural program is far
from complete, the progress made by the athletic de
partment in the last two years should not be under
estimated. During this time, practically the whole plan
as it exists today, has been developed; offering oppor
tunities for clean, vigorous, competitive exercise for a
steadily increasing proportion of the student body.
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NEWS EDITORS
Paul r. Malaom
Yeanata Andaraoa
Cnnre Kaiar
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Paal Marti
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ASSISTANT NEWS BDTIORS
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CONTRIBUTING EDITORS
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Maaatins Kdltor
Aaat. Manacinc Editor
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Dorothy Nott
Floraaea 8w ihart
Daaa Hammond
Kara Goldatoln
Hanriea Spatt
Joyea Ayr
Dor nea Seward
Otho K. DeVilbiaa
Kernels Off The Old Cob
Notices
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Mirtoa MeGrww
William H. Kearna
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Scene: North of the Viaduct, Near the Gas House.
Time: On the eve of the Queen's Military Ball, given
for the Lords and Ladies of the Nebraskanensis
Court.
First Bourgeoise: What ho, Master Henry, goest thou
to the Queen's Military Ball this eve?
Second Bourgeoise: Alas, alack, and nay nay, Carlton.
First Bourgeoise: What? Thou doth not attend the
opening affair of the Queen's season of formal
hobnobbing?
Second B: Nay nay, and a couple of nay nays. I canst
not go.
First B: And why not Master Henry?
Second B: Alas. Tis the emptiness of my pouch which
keepeth me from going thither. I findeth three
silver shekels too dear to trip the light fantastic
for one eve.
First B: Ah! 'Tis true. 'Tis true. I findeth mineself in
the same dire plight Three shekels is indeed too
gross a sum for such a hodgepodge.
Second B: Then too, mine soup and fish is lacking.
Mine everyday doublet and hose wouldst not suf
fice the grandeur of the ballroom.
First B: 'Tis indeed a grand affair for the Lords and
Ladies, The aristocrats are feign to spurn the low
er clawbes on such occasions.
Second B: They whispereth in the court that the Queen
will be. very beautiful. Seventy five shekels lath
been expended in the preparation of her toilet.
First B: Tish. Tish. Wouldst not any Queen be beautiful
at that price? Ha. Ha.
Second : Ha. Ha. 'Tis true. 'Tis true. And the Queen's
guard composed of the University Ninny's will be
there in full uniform.
First B: Let us pray they do not stumble upon their
own spurs.
Second B: Wouldst that some tinker explode a pop
gun and see them scatter.
First B: Let us not feel downheartened because we
canst not attend. Like as not we may get us some
fair wenches to go and see young Bill Shakespeare's
latest sex play this eve.
Second B: Bravo. Let us hie us hence. Twould be a
better evening anyway, than to weary oneself push
ing about with the Queen's toy soldieTS.
First B: Fie on the Aristocrats.
Second B: Huzzah for the Bourgeoise.
PICK YOUR SPORT
Nebraska's extensive intra-mural athletic program,
inaugurated last year, to give a larger number of stu
dents a chance to participate in athletics, is operating
full swing this year.
Yesterday afternoon and evening some two hun
dred and fifty men took part in interfratemity basket
ball games. A similar number played in games Tuesday
while in the neighborhood of thirty others were taking
part in the first water polo tournament. From 100 to
150 men ran in each of the bare and hound races this
fall Tinder the direction of Coach Schulte and fifty or
sixty took part in the fall track meets.
Those who have criticized present-day intercolle
giate football because it limited athletic participation
to a small -percentage cf the student body can now see
their desire fur all-student competition approaching
realization. And it is being made possible by the very
sport which they condemned.
Complete realization of sports for all cannot be
obtained, but the facilities of the Stadium and Coliseum
are being utilized to capacity this year. The extension
of the number of sports has furnished opportunities
E. S. H.
WITH CREAM PUFFS AT TEN PACES
Oh surely ESH, Kernels is doing its little bit in
this portion of the cosmos if it has the power to coax
the grads back to the editorial columns of the Nebras-
kan. Who knows maybe next week Koscoe round or
General Pershing will have something to say?
K
"It Matt Be A Very Old Cob Indeed, To Judje
By The Example"
For shame, lady, did your years at Nebraska fail
to give you due respect for age? The Cob is truly ven
erable and in its younger years it gave its all to the
tiny kernels I parade. Maybe it will be another tradi
tion I'll see Dr. Condra about that.
K
" Hutnoriati Are Born, Not Made . Hia (Or
Her) Remarks Are Neither Original Nor Amusing,
I agree humorists are born, they can't be made,
but;
"Judge not lest thou be judged." And didn't you
know that everything has already been said? All that
remains for the future is the recasting of time worn
ideas putting the old cracks in new settings. Then,
if I have stepped on tiny toes well, maybe your feet
were in the aisle.
K
"And Certainly do not Inspire Either Mirth or Thought"
Mirth is never inspired; that must be spontaneous,
and thought heaven forbid! This colyum was never
intended for a substitute for wine, women, or song.
The idea! Are you trying to put a ukelele string on
a concert grand?
K :
'I Heartily Endorse Any Individual Effort Along
Literary Lines "
Hooray! I'll be right over to sell you a subscrip
tion to the PRAIRIE SCHOONER. Could it be possible
that you have been looking for orchids in a meat mar
ket? Kernels hasn't any desire to be the day by day
issue of the American Mercury (Knopf & Co. N. Y. $5).
K
"In Order To Criticise, One Mast Have a Background
To Draw From "
Y know I've never tried to buy the lions in front
of the Art Institute, neither have I ever believed that
a four-year course in Journalism was a broad easy
path to the heart of a City Editor.
K
Only Once
And so it goes. Seriously for once, of course I
don't think that everything in kernels is funny but,
then, is everything on the front page news? Of course
not. News is purely relative so is humor. What might
appeal to an undergraduate as something funny I can
readily admit might bore a "college widow" (if she
has been staying up too late for the past week). Then
too, Kernels is intended for the masses in college and
not the Popnli Intelligentsia who have gone the way
of all flesh. Don't be ultramundane in a college paper
in your laU-r years you will become mellow and
learn the wisdom of tolerance. Above all remember
that little maxim of Franklin: "Early to bed, early to
rise, makes a man healthy, wealthy and wise." Follow
this simple rule, stay with you Bociety column and en
joy yourself. Adieu!
K
True, Brother, True J
Among the great in Lincoln Town
Is rare ol Sidney Graham.
The bull he throws
It has no peer,
He ever seeks to spout it.
And will his fame in Lincoln die?
We doubt it, kid, we doubt it
K
How About It?
After a careful survey of the 1928 football sched
ule, Kernels suggests that you go over to the Lincoln
High Stadium Saturday afternoons next fall.
K
Statement In The Peerless Editorial Column Of
This Pajw
"In Concord, N. H., where statutes of John Stark,
Daniel Webster, and John P. Hale speak of the past
" Essence of cabbage juice! Proof Reader! Are
there too many "ts' " in tittle for you to toot?
K
Last Line: Oh yes, Mrs. Coolidge is a Pi Phi!
CYNARUS.
MM.V, ftradiutaa
Mid-year arraduates who arc available for
teaching poaitiona in January or renronry
hanuld reciater at on with tha depart
ment of educational aeryiee. Room 10a.
Teachers Col less. Calls are now comint in
for mid year appointments.
Intar-Fraremit- Baaketbatl Refers a
All men wiahinc to referee inter-fraternity
haftketball ram ahould report to "Jimmy
Lewi a.
Friday, December 2
vi n.it.
Xi Delta meeting at Kllen Bmith Hall at
12 o clock todav.
Lutheran Club
The program of the Lutheran Club will
be followed by a aorial hour, Friday night
at 8 o'clock in the Temple room 04.
Gamma Alpha Chi
Camma Alpha Chi will hold a short im
portant meeting; Friday noon in the adver
tising; offioe .
Saturday, December 3
Cosmopolitan Club
The Cosmopolitan Club of the University
will hold a banquet Saturday evening, com
mencing at 8 o'clock at the Unitarian
Church. A varied program is promised, and
all members are asked to attend.
culture and here again the men are
coached for proficiency. In this our
main spring sport, we are always en
tered in a league composed of the
several colleges in the University.
This inter-college competition brings
out the best in the men and at the
same time gives them a number of
enjoyable contests to play.
"Intramural programs form a large
part of the College's activities in the
athletic line. The outline for this
year is much more comprehensive
than last year's and includes singles
contests in tennis, singles and dou
bles in hand-ball, inter-department
basketball league, wrestling tourna
ment, inter-class track meet, and an
inter-departmental baseball league.
Jane You should see the Ritzy
wrist bouquet that Jack ordered for
me!
Betty How do you know you are
getting a corsage for the Ball to
night?
Jane Well, von see last night I
met Jack just coming out of Chapin
Brothers. He grinned and told me
about the sniffr bunch of flowers
he had just ordered in there for me.
Betty IH see the flowers tonight
then for Bob and I will be there.
Adv.
Social Calendar
Friday, December 2
Military Ball, Coliseum.
Saturday, December S
Kappa Delta Formal, Lincoln.
Alpha Phi Freshmen House dance.
Phi Sigma Kappa House dance.
College of Agriculture
To Award Sweaters
(Continued from Pag 1)
the city campus.
Baseball Emphasized.
"Baseball is the third major sport
emphasized in the College of Agri-
Coaches Grow Beards
But Shoot Few Ducks
(Continued from Pag 1)
We cooked all the gmb and it cer
tainly tasted good even if we had to
eat without a few of the necessary
table utensils.
"The prize joke of the trip was
coming back when everyone was
tired and half asleep. I was at the
wheel and a loud explosion told me
that one of my rear tires had blown
out Herb Gish was asleep on the
floor in the back of the car and woke
up with a jump and thought surely
that one of his guns had accidently
discharged."
By this time an eager crowd cf
listeners had gathered around Coach
Bearg to get in on the story. Some-,
one piped up, "How's come you
never got any ducks, coach?" Bearg
came back with, "Well you see they
were ell fish ducks and they are not
good to eat you know."
BANCROFT SPESKS
BEFORE CHBHISTS
(Continued from Page 1)
able importance was "drops." An
interesting discussion of the mixture
of drops was carried on in the lec
ture. Professor Bancroft explained
the mixture of mayonaisse, and the
most successful method of mixing
the drops. This procedure was out
lined, and Professor Bancroft re
lated an amusing incident of a re
porter, who, in reporting Professor
Bancroft's lecture, stated that a
nervous woman could not make good
salad dressing.
The last element of this lecture on
colloidal chemistry concerned
"grain." This concluded Professor
Bancroft's talk on three articles of
very significant scientific, physical
and commercial importance.
Over 28 per cent of the students
at the University of Idaho are self-supporting.
Just that time of year
when they taste awful
good.
Buy 'em by the Sack
Hotel D'Hamburger
114 12th St. 1718 4,On
Home Cooking
Lunches, Dinners,
Pies & Cakes
FRAT LUNCH
321 No. 13th.
Typewriters For Rent
AH standard makes special rate to stu
dents for lone term. Used machines
portable typewriters monthly payments.
Nebraska Typewriter Co.
1232 O St. B-2157
Hotel Lincoln
Headquarters for
University
Social Affairs
Hotel Capital
Sandwich Shop
Tasty Sandwiches
Popular Prices
Open Till Midnight
Operated by
EPPLEY HOTELS
Company
DANCE
FRIDAY AND SATURDAY
to
BECK'S ORCHESTRA
at
LINDELL PARTY HOUSE
LINDELL HOTEL
Do Your Christmas Shopping Now Hundreds of Christmas Gifts Are Included
FRIDAY
December 2nd
SATURDAY
December 3rd
MONDAY
December 5th
HI A
FRIDAY
December 2nd
SATURDAY
December 3rd
MONDAY
December Sth
THIRD VARSITY
PARTY PLARiiED
any
(Continued from Page 1)
insure the music being heard
place on the floor.
'We hope that the student body
will keep the date of the next Var
sity dance, December 16, in mind.
Tiie VavrbiLy party committee is do
ing every thing to' make this party
a real success, with plenty of pep,"
declared Wayne Gratigny, Varsflty
party chairman after the meeting.
ALL HATE GHAEGB
TO DEBT DELEGATES
(Continued from Page 1)
noon gathering to which all u. iver
Mty faculty and students as well as
the aVu7ral public are to be invited.
"arvin Breckinridge, of VaBsar
College, acting president of the na
tional council organization, will be
in the receiving line as well as
lie 'My . LiVwn of 'Weileslcy who
' m rbarj i ot one of ike
(-ssif'S s-oups. Governor and Mrs.
'' "r: Lir-Iulien, Colonel and Mrs.
'. T. "vctt, Dean Amanda He-pner
'2 p.KVeral prowiineEt Lincoln amu
. ' a personages will also he in
l n the receiving line.
v ;'l be th or:!y occasion that
' f.!.d l'..e 11 11c will be given
.; i. ibe d-ilcrstes. Stadents from
ervery part of the country will be
present. Letters have been received
by the local chairmen from Penn
sylvania, California, Oregon, Missis
sippi, Montana, Idaho, and other
points designating their intention of
sending delegates to the meetings.
The personnel of the receiving line
and the complete list of the patrons
and patronesses for the affair will
be announced within the next few
days.
GREEK GODKCIL
STARTS ACTIOH
(Continued from Page 1)
served by fraternities and will pre
sent them at the next weekly meet
ing, Thursday, December 8.
Action taken by the Interfratt -ity
council comes as a result of th.
proposed step of the Board of He
gents in prohibiting student use of
cars. It is hoped by the council that
action by the student body will
remedy the present situation so that
action by the Pegents will be unnecessary.
will go for the upkeep and mainten
ance of the baby clinic. Since the
league took, over the baby clinic in
July, nineteen hundred babies have
been under the observation of the
doctors and nurses at the clinic.
There are now five hundred babies
registered on the books. The ex-,
aminations and treatments are free
and are extended to those mothers
who are unable to provide for the
medical care of their own babies.
The junior leagues of many cities are
undertaking such movements.
LEAGUE CARIilYAL
FEATURES DA1TGIRG
(Continued from Pag 1)
The carnival is under the general
direction of Helen HalL
AH Proceeds Co to Clinic
All the proceeds of the carnival
CLASS B TODRHEY
WILL OPEH II0I1DAY
(Continued from Pag 1)
will be run off at the same time as
the A class games thus lengthening
the time between A class games.
Teams Placed ia Leaf ties
The teams entered in the B class
tournament were placed in leagues
as follows: League 1 Theta Xi,
Kappa Sigma, Delta Sigma Phi, Beta
Theta Pi, Alpha Gamma Bho and
Sigma Phi Epm'lon.
League 2 Alpha Sigma Phi, Del
ta Sigma Lambda, Delta Chi, Phi
Gamma Delta, Dfclta Hpsilon and
Sigma Alpha Epsilon. ,
League 8 Theta Chi, Pi Kappa
Phi, Xi Pqi Phi, Fhr Kappa, Pi Kappa
Alpha, and Farm House.
League 4 Tau Kappa Epsilon,
Delta Tau Delta, Phi Kappa Pri, Ph
Sigma Kappa, Phi Delta Theta and
Sigma No.
SPEIER DAYS, Lincoln and vicinity, will find the best values of any sale ANYWHER. PJease consider this
PERSONAL INVITATION to ATTEND SPEIER DAYS, Friday, Saturday and Monday, savings will be inca.1
calable if you buy generously and wisely all the things you need for the coming Winter and Holiday Season
Hundreds of
Men's and Young Men's
SUITS and
OVERCOATS
An UnparaUel Buying
Opportunity
SUITS And
O'COATS
Values $35-$55
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$np700
Overcoats and Suits of the finest grade materials. Fashion
Park, Bradford and Breton Hall are some of the (amous
lines included. If you've ever wanted one of these
better quality garments at such low price, now is the time
to make your selection - during Speier Days, Friday,
Saturday and Monday.
Clearance of 150 Men's Suits
We've selected every undesirable
suit we could find, undesirable to
6s on account of past season's styles
and broken sizes. Every raiment is
worth two and three times the price
we ask.
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SECOND FLOOR
Men's Extra Trousers
Over 500 Men's Odd Pants, accumulated
from our 2 pant suits. These are pantL from
suits -which sold f rom $22.50 to $40 00 These
pants are worth $6.00 to $10.00.
$J85
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