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Entered aa aecond-elaee matter at tha
o.toffire in Lincoln. Nrbraeke. under act
r Conirreee. March S. lfU. and at ar.rial
rata of poataue provided for In Section
1108. art of October 8, 1817. authorised
January 20. 1922.
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EDITORIAL STAFF
Volta W. Torrey Ff,!"!
Victor T. Hackler Managing fcditor
NEWS EDITORS
i A. Charrat Ellro Holortchlner
Jtitiua Kran.lsen, Jr. Arthur Sweet
Milllccnt Ginn Lea Vanca
ASSISTANT NEWS EDITORS
Herbert l. Kelly NVola Skala
Fred R. Eimraer
CONTRIHUTINC1 EDITORS
William Cejnar Victor T. Hackler
Kenneth W. Cook hdward Morruw
Otto Skold
BUSINESS STAFF
..lluaincne Manairrr
lluninraa Manaiicr
pnrtiei with "boy friends," and the
act ends when a group of Ku Klux
ers enter and kill the kinpr. As the
curtain falls, the jester exclaims: "A
new kinpr and a new god! Hot stuff."
Such are the "incomparably super
ior " ucts which the University night
committee turned down. The lack
of tasto which both exhibit, makes it
impossible for us to do more than
this toward fulfilling' our promise
to put them before Daily Nebraskan
readers.
Wo leave the question to the stu
dents: Should the University niffht
committee be commended for thlc
definite improvement which it effect
ed this year, or condemned for traces
of rotteness which remained for the
simple reason thnt nothing; better
was offered?
THE REAL UNIVERSITY
The University of Nebraska is on
trial this week before three thousand
or more biprh school students. Will
they pet the idea thnt it is just one
enormous stadium? Or will they
think it nothing but a proup of fra
ternities and sororities? Will they
return from the tournament with a
wholesome idea of what a great state
university is, or will they pro back
o : n M.trt.in At
Bichard F"vetteHcireuiatLn Manau.-r j home with an array of distorted and
a i f il impressions?
THE REJECTED SKITS
In response to the invitation ex-
The decisions rests largely with
the University student body. By our
actions and attitude, these young men
tended in this column yesterday, a i m bc jnflucnccd far nlove than by
member of the University Night com-.,y official pronouncements in col
mittee has provided us with copies! lege catalogues. They will judge the
of two skits which were rejected by University for what it is as they see
it, in actual conditions on me cam-
The University of Nebraska
Official Daily Bulletin
VOL. I.
THURSDAY, MARCH 11, 1926.
NO. 11.
School of Joumaliam
Covering Baaketball Tournament
1. Students under definite as
signment to cover games for the
School of Journalism Correspondence
Bureau will be granted excuses from
classes by the Executive Dean's of
fice, If they are scholastically In
good standing.
2. Watch the bulletin board.
M. M. FOGG.
Mid-Semeater Report
To tho faculty and students of the
University:
I have just been Informed that the
student hand-book announced mid
semester reports as due March 20th.
There has been no change from the
date set in tho catalog, and these re
ports are due March 27th.
CARL C. ENGBERu.
pus.
appropriately be
newspaper.
sponsors of the entertainment. From
xne uw..-.m The Univmity welcomes this op-
been given us by others, we had Pre-portunJtj. of moetinf, the hiph school
sumed that they were fit for pubh-j students. Many of them will soon
cation. Unfortunately neither could, he ready for matriculation in institu-
insertcd in any.tions of higher learning. Iheir
: state university is holding open house
. . .-..it.. lur mtriii.
1 He longest ana most, tmciuin-:
,! Of course, they are
. .. t ..... .u- ..i . win a game
, ' , ,, . . , petitive athletics will suround them
aoouc a personal auuir oj. rai'nmci , - ,
J...... a .,w;,..t!n wherever they go.
Ol tne lacuuj aim no jtuuiuumvh
would unquestionably cause much
neeuiess pniuairaiiivnu n t.i.i-i, . . . . v
, . . -n. x- v. i , . ins which is all about Vhcm at the
spondent to The Nebraskan today ex- H , ,. ,, v .v. ct
, . . ... ... same time. The field house, the sta-
rressc-s ice opinion inai mis s-n.ii;
........ i.- i... n dium, and the
andier.ee as is
Club teas,
attended a
all here to
An atmosphere of corn-
ill suround then
But let this not
silent, ceaseless,
I unostentatious spirit of true learn-
STUDENT ORGANIZATIONS
Cosmopolitan Club ,
The Cosmopolitan Club will hold
an open meeting at 2:45 bunday,
March 14, at Faculty Hall. The sub
ject for discussion will be Japan
It's Culture and Customs.
Delta Omicron
Delta Omicron meeting will be
held Thursday at 7 o'clock sharp at
the University School of Music, in
room iii. A lull attendance is ue
sired. Math Club
The regular meeting of the Math
Club has been postponed until Thurs
day, March 18th.
Advertiiina; Club
The Advertising Club will hold a
very important meeting Thursday
evening at 7 o'clock In room 101, So
cial Science Building.
Corn Cob
Tournament program sales will
start this morning according to the
schedule below. Members of the
Corn Cobs see that their assignment
is filled at all times. Programs will
bo distributed from tho Athletic of
fico and the Field House.
Field House
8 to 12 Tappan, Kelly, Moore,
West, Ireland, Gould, Stephens.
1 to 6. W. F. Jones, Schroyer
Kaily, Arnot, Sidles, Krause.
6 to 10 Wright, Ahmanson, Tap-
pan, Hoagland, M. Jones, West, Nel
son.
Armory and Chapel
8 to 12 Nelson, Dick Ross, Berg-
sten.
1 to 6 M. Jones, Jorgcnson,
Hoagland.
6 to 10 Wallace, Foss, Clyde
Davis.
Whittier
4 to C Spellman, Norling.
C to 10 Neuman, West.
Bancroft
3 to 6 Nelson, Jorgcnson.
C to 10 Glenn Davis, Hudson.
Ac College
9 to 12 Dick Ross.
12 to 6 Jenson, Hepperly.
C to 10 Glenn Buck.
Cornhusker Life
All Students' Life copy for the
Student Life Section of the Corn
husker must be turned in by March
15th. Any contributions may be
turned in at the Cornhusker office.
ing Friday at 11 o'clock in the Com
mercial Club rooms, S. S. 309.
Junior Class
Junior Class will held a meeting at
11 o'clock-Thursday In the Social
Science Auditorium.
Palladian Literary Society
The Falladian Literary Society will
hold an open meeting Friday at 7:30.
Professor N. A. Bengston will deliver
an illustrated lecture, "Some Geo
graphic Aspects of the Western
Equator, South America." Every1-
ono interested is invited to attend.
Union Literary Society
The Union Literary Society will
hold a closed meeting at the Union
Hall, Temple, Friday, March 12 at
8:30.
Xi Delta
The Xi Delia will hold a meeting
Thursday at 7:15 in Ellen Smith
Hall.
Mystic Fish
The Mystic Fish will hold a meet
ing nt 7:15 Thursday in Ellen Smith
Hall.
R. O. T. C. Practice
The R. O. T. C. Parade will be held
Thursday, March 18. First Call at
4:50. Assembly at 6 o'cl . :. Be
prompt.
Sophomore Class
Sophomore Class will hold a meet-
Delta Omicron
Delta Omicron meeting will be held
Thursday at 7 o'clock sharp at the
University School of Music, in room
12. A full house is desired.
WOLCOTT ASKED TO WRITE
Professor Requested to Collaborate
In Publishing New Journal
Trofessor R. H. Wolcott of the de
partment of zoology has been asked
armory may loom
i . . . arge in their eyes, but looming still
found at the Classical 6 v u
, .A . larger on their reflection should be
The writer has never
those persons, their assumption
, . . .... i lilt- IIKUC inii'uiiaiik uuiiumt. v.
classical club tea and t, , ,
kr.urs nothing of the nature of those . , .
. , f , , j t 'purposes of the University are being
meetings but if a public parade of . "J
,. . . . 4 'striven for the in the classroom and
matters oi this sort is amusing to ;
r me laDoraiur. iia,v l-ui guciw
i : ui 1. 1 . : J ;
superiority is entirely unjustuiea. . , , ,
1 1 ' athletics in moments of play our real
The other act is cntit.ed The , kes are $erious academic pur.
Court of King Nero." The scene is -.
In their wanderings about the
campus between games, we urge them
before the throne of the king. He is
surrounded by negroes and women '
. t U n Ttn flct- linA in enn-
, . . . . 'to take a peep into the rooms where
rosed to be accompanied by the .... i
n mysteries of art, science, and lit-
,. - . ..lerature are being unfolded to those
, . , . , , . . . . who nave entered the University. Let
ran oi me King, aaa ice him ... , , .
, . .. (them -while away a few m:nutes in
eonUns the words "lit up." After i t, ... . ,
a repe
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(the museum, see the library, get a
air in
chrmistrv hall, suirey the steel
UUIU ll 1 1 i J. udi nr.-, . ' v i ... ,
summons a prominent Centurion, f . . B . , "
u- u a, boratories, and see a few of the won
There is some nonsense which has , , . A,
no point, aftr which the king gives
a demonstration of some card tricks.
The dialogue then continues as fol
lows: "Jester: Kirg do you know the
difference between a University and
an insane asylum?"
"King: No.
- ' Jetr: You have to show mental
improvement to get out of one of
them.
King:Eahr LEARN TO DANCE
ir.13 point a JOKe IS inserted 3 Mr.. LuelU G. WillUma m teaca
which we cannot be expected to re-, (1 tm i daac in i pmmtM laaaaau.
print. There follow numerous insin-lg Phoo (or appoutaaeat
uations and dull jokes about tbejl Pbaaa B 425s StuaU 1220 D
Qaeen, a little conversation about'
ders of research; in short, view the
various departments of the university
which they may some day enter as
students. The tournament will be a
three-fold success if the players 1-ave
with an adequate conception of the
University.
TEACHERS neded now.
BOOMERS TEACHERS AGENCY.
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S.W.COP.13T-AND RSTS.
UNCOLN, NEB.
-OUR STORE IS YOUR STORE"
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Temple Theatre
MARCH 11, 12, 13.
University Players
Present
'He Who Gets Slapped'
Andreyev's stupendous Asiatic Drama of Shadow.
You'll weep, youH laugh as you gaze into the shadowed
Eysteries of & tortured soul in the circu3 of life. The
most brilliant Eussian classic of the age
Frids7 ard Saturday Matinees at 2:30
Prices: Eve. 75c j Matinees 50c.
5 '-.? til IL P. Curtice Company '
MTU ff
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M; i rrte Aim
Lord Chesterfield
the best-dressed man of all time, said:
"Let me remain conspicuously inconspio
uous in the things I wear. If a friend can
recall, tomorrow, what I had on today, I
have failed in my effect." College men,
in their preference for The U suit, show
a perfect understanding and application
of Chesterfields principles of dress.
The U Suit
by Kuppenheimer
belongs in the aristoo
racy of fine tailoring.
Straight hanging natural
shoulders three buttons
notched lapels no
vent. See The U in Am'
bertones, Silvertones, and Azuretones,
THE tans, grays, and blues for Spring.
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to become a collaboration for the
new journal of Biological Abstracts.
This Journal will be under the aus
pices of tho Union of the American
Biologienl Societies.
The Journal will cover the whole
field of Biology and they expect to
give abstracts of all publication in
tho field of Biology the world over.
The publication will begin with the
yenr 1920.
WANT ADS
WANTED: Experienced typist who
. can work in the morning. Stu
dents with spare morning hours call
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Rialto Theat re
J-1H1SVEEK
Mora Laug ha Than tha Rainbow ha.
Colora
Johnny Hines
In
RAINBOW RILEY
A Flrat National Picture
CHARLEY CHASE
"MAMA BEHAVE"
MUTT AND JEFF CARTONS
Ocaana of Troublea
NEWS TOPICS '
SHOWS AT I, 3, S. 7. 9
MAT. 25c NITE 35c CHILD. 10c
ORPHEUM
Mon. Tuea, Wfd. Thmi.
4 Days Only 4
A Naw Plcturo ol Lauehi. Wild
Shrieka and Hyatcrical Teara
"THE CAVE
MAN"
With Faactnatint
MARIE PREVOST
AND MATT MOOkF,
Other Entrrtainini Picturc-a
SHOWS AT I, 3, 5. 7, 9.
MAT. 15c NITE 25c CHILD. l(k.
Your Wardrobe needs
Apex Service!
go through last spring's out
fit and make your discards!
Then send the rest of this
apparel to the Apex Cleaners
and Dyers for rejuvenation. It
won't cost you much and you
may be sure of excellent re
sults. Ladies' plain dresses or
men's suits, cleaned and press
ed are but $1.50; other gar
ments are priced accordingly
low. You may save an addi
tional 10 per cent also, if you
"cash and carry." The Apex is
located at 123 S. 23rd with
P. M. Damondon as president
and William John as manager.
Phone B3331.
Spring Smartness
Costs little at
the Famous!
glance over their new coats,
suitsand dresses if you don't
believe clothes can be both
goodlooking and reasonable!
There are clever suits for as
little at $15; dresses that you'll
be proud to wear ANYWHERE
for $19.75; and coats of every
type at any price. Yes, it's
the girl who has part of her
smartness concealed under her
bob, who achieves the rest of
her smartness the Famous way.
So drop in if you yearn to be
a campus fashionplate at the
least possible expenditure.
The Eastman Kodak
Store, Inc. will help
you Remember!
first of all, you need one of
their kodaks with which to pic
ture the high-lights of your col
lege days for the benefit of
yourself and future genera
tions! This Kodak may be any
of a number of models select
ed to fit your pocketbook. Then
of course you want expert fin
ishing of your films, so bring
them to the Eastman Kodak
Store, Inc. '(formerly Lincoln
Photo Supply Co.). And, to
keep them in handy form and
away from dust, there it a
Kodak album that will exactly
fill your needs. Autograph
albums too, at the Eastman
Kodak Store, nc, for those
signatures of famous and to-be
famous college acquaintances!
Watch for Dick Stryker's.
Saturday Specials!
each week-end, therell be an
opportunity at this attractive
floral shop, to indulge your
love of posies for a ridiculously
small amount! Last Saturday
it was 25 beautiful sweet peas
for 25c; this Saturday, therell
be an even happier bargain
surprise. (You're supposed to
have enough curiosity to go
down Saturday and see what it
is). Eemember the Stryker
Floral Co. too, for bankets that
are the last word in effect and
artistry. There is every sort
here, large and small, in many
beautiful color effects, and
novel thapes.
Orpheum
MAR.
12-13
MATINEE SATURDAY
Tha Internationally Famcus Actor
MR. WALKER
WHITESIDE
In tha Brilliant Comedy Drama
"THE ARABIAN"
Aasistpd bv
MISS SYDNEY SHIELDS
and Metropolitan Cast
Pricaa: Nite $1. $l.SO, $2, $2.50;
Mat. 50c, $1, S1.50, $2.00 plus tu
COLONIAL Afea,s
Tb Screen's Greatest Hrro
STRONGHEART
Tha Wonder Doc in
"NORTH STAR"
"Fighting Hearts"
A New Sport Series with
ALBERTA VAUGHN
Also New and Comedy Pictures
SHOWS AT 1, 3, 5, 7, 9.
LYRIC
ALL
THIS WEEK
A Faat and Thrilling Story oi the
Turf
"The Million
Dollar Handicap"
with bewitchinf
VERA REYNOLDS
"Bankrupt Honeymoon"
Twenty Minutea of Laughter
ON THE STACE
THREE MELODY
GIRLS
Youth, Beauty and Music
SHOWS AT 1, 3, 6, 7, 9.
Lincoln Theatre
THIS WEEK
Tha tench aenaatieei of th
MARSHALL
NEILANS
Upraarieua aucceaa baaed en hia
vi atory
MIKE
Matra-GoMwya Picture
With SALLY O'NEILL
CHARLIE MURRAYFoRp
LTJpTNdTane in
maid in morocco
6JT"THE STACE
EXTRA ADDED ATTRACTION
OLD FIDDLERS
EXHIBITION
Each Er.ninc at 8:30 onlf
NEWS FABLES REVIEW .
" LINCOLN SYMPHONY
WBORCHENOWETJjOrtaL
SHOWS At I, 3, 5, 1,
MAT. 35c NITE 60c CHILD- 10c
ftr-rav
(?SWnk ftlRTSwT outs
ALL THIS WEEK
A. Vaudeville Moaie-Coaaedr
with Beauty Cherue
Peggy
A Clitterfac Rural Ceanedf with
TOBY WILSON
amd a T area tile
30-Company of-30
fociadiaf aa
EXCEPTIONAL CAST
aad a ewe aa
GALAXY OF GIRLS
"CASEY OF THE COAST GUARD
u .. - Picture.
. BADICH AND THEORCHES TR
SHOWS AT 2:30, 7:O0, "'
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