THE DAILY NEBRASKAN
ANNOUNCE TEAMS
FOR BASKETBALL
W A. A. Posts Tentative Lists
at the Close of Six
Weeks' Practice.
After six weeks or practico the
tentative basketball teams of the
W A A. have been chosen and are
n0w posted on the W. A. A. bulletin
board in the Armory. V. the women
chosen show team work and can
"play together" the positions will be
permanent There is a chance, how
ever, that some second team mem
berg' will show superior ability in
ctrtain positions. When thin is the
esse, second team members will be
advanced to tne better positions.
The teams as chosen are as fol
lows: Senior -Team.
Shiveley, Eula Forward, 1
Gansel, Ruby Forward, 2.
Bechmeyer Luella Jumping Cen
to. 3
Gulick, Ethelyn Guard, 5
Fisher, Meda Guard 6.
Substitutes:
Branstad, Louise
Taylor, Dorothy
Junior Team.
Sturdevant, Florence-Fo rward 1.
Hymar, Margaret Forward, 2.
McFerrin, Elga Jumping Center, 3.
Freeman, Ershal Side Center, 4.
Wohlford, Mildred Guard, 5.
Pfieffer, Alice Guard, 6.
Substitute.
' Cypreansen, Aleda.
Sophomore Team.
First Team:
Stenger, Marcelle Forward, 1.
Roberts, Elizabeth Forward, 2.
McFerrin, Leone Jumping Cen
ter, 8.
Hermanek, Marie-Side Center, 4,
West, Helen Guard, 6. .
Kid well, Kathro Guard, 6.
Substitutes:
. Schubell, Claire.
Zorbaugh, Madge.
Second Team:
Robesson, Esther Forward, 1. '
Wright, Ruth Forward, 2.
Steward, Maud Jumping Center,
3.
Chapman, Leora Side Center, 4.
1 Kess, Ruth Guard, 6.
. Safford, Hazel Guard, 6.
Freshman Teams.
First Team:
Lohmeier, Helen Forward, 1.
Otten, Irene Forward, 2.
Isaacson, Aileen Jumping
ter, 3.
Clark, Helen Side Center, 4.
Scofield, Geraldine Guard, 5.
Bauer, Lucille Guard, 6.
Substitutes:
Benz, Blossom.
Barker, Ruth.
Second team:
Kund, ectores Forward, 1.
Modlin, Grace Forward, 2.
Koenig, Clara Jumping Center.
3.
Nisladeh, Helen Side Center, 4
Soukup, Gladys Guard, 5.
Strain, Marjorie Guard, 6.
Substitutes:
Biech, Hilda. ,
Killenbarger, Mildred.
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1 Dear old ladles are violently shocked to see girls do the things which
they violently longed to do at the same age.
rwl i x. I n..
ODE ON A RED TIE s
0 little tie of such a brilliant red,
That hangs in graceful folds below a head
That's dead, . . ','
Your message is quite simple to be seen,
For red is complementary to green.
To you a lordly ode I would indite;
It is not often that I see a sight
So bright.
Although his thoughts (if with them he's endowed)
Are silent, yet he wears his tie aloud,
And with its hideous clangor doth assail
The eyes and ears of girls to no avail.
1 wail
In throes Of temperamental agony, . i
When Titian-headed girls .approach too nigh.
Your tie is red, and red as well your nose.
, My ode draws on to uninspired close,
Lord knows;
But still I say with something like elation,
At least I had a brilliant inspiration.
CELIA.
PORTRAITS
IX
THE RECLUSE
Some men are born fated to find the times out of joint Mr. Groverby
was predestined to such an end.
Tk. lrl nf Wtora nnH the world Ol action 1081 mucn wnen uie cum-
Alii. V Jl V V
plexity of our experience forced men to specialize in either one field or
the other. In earlier days, and especially in tne seventeen anu eiencuU1
centuries, there was no incongruity between expression in the two spheres
of activity. Caesar was statesman ana nistonan. oir rrmnia
selled with kings while he dictated his Advancement of Learning.. Voltaire
dabbled in everything from politics to theology, although students know
him best as a poet.
Mr. Groverby thought of these facts many times during me years m
was at the University. His humane temperament, his active mind, nis Keen,
uit; hio onpvplnnoili wisdom, his passion for justice, his Mon-
taigne-like style, his Renaissance individualism, and his Greek indiffer
ence to petty human wishes fitted mm lor tne governance ux ouaiea. uv
he never left his books and the campus where he tended the academic shrine.
Perplexed by the immensities of the problem of human life and our all-too-
human souls, he wrote essays and became a lover oi ne cnair.
SATYRANUS.
FROM THE NOTEBOOK OP ADONIS:
a t ..an in niro a nnpt.nrnn of ChoDin a thine to be ad-
mired for its beauty, but not too closely to be examined for intellectual
content "
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TO CELIA
I would I had never begun it
That amorous, ill-omened sonnet;
I'm terrorized wholly.
A curse on my folly!
I fear be I've gone now and done it
The fact is, er, Celia, I'm shy;
I can't look a girl in the eye;
In her presence I'm dumb
Quite bereft of aplomb;
And I'm sailing for China on Fri.
REGINALD.
A NEW WALTER MASON
Claire, ... T
It seems quite the fashion to declare one's passion for you. Love
speeches in rhymes you think at all times your due. Now tell us,
please, Montesrey, if a single heart flops for you! Or are you conceit
edyour brain all depleted? (Too true.) This hand-in-hand stuff
puts me in a huff, or stew; I cannot attempt to feel but contempt for
you. '
Print this if you will, but, whether or no, still the fact remains
true: I've had my dig at you. ,
MIN.
e ' e
Frankly. Min, we don't know how many women are in love with us; we
haven't asked them all.
THE HIGHER CRITICISM
Wa are fatigued utterly so with the incessant harranging and oner
ous ennui of this Montesrey and Satyranus. Our most assiduous research
into this mysifying literary chicanery has failed to either disclose or dis
cover any of the ellunlvs wit with which it is supposed to permeate and has
brought us to th exasperated conclusion that It is but an opulence of words
and a starvation of ideas or, to put it a bit more aptly albeit more homely
a diahrrea of words and a constipation of ideas.
Our virgin insouciance has been dissipated of late by this continual re
wording of inane flatUry; this reverbation of parasitic sychophnacy. The
subtle scent of the Eighth Circle's redolence accosts our nostrils with irri
tating unctuousness. ,
The dearth of vivacity, the insulslty of wit, the paucity of subject mat
ter the incompetence of imagination all these and more motivate us to
brand the column of Olympian Stuff (aptly named "Stuff") with Hamlet's
"Weary, stale, flat tnd unprofitable."
Time presses perhaps another time we shall suggest a remedy.
We dispair, however, of seeing this article in print;. but we care not
Of late this thing has been rankling in our breast persistantly and the releif
lulls us to inactivity and indolence. Our only justification of it is the writ
er's sincerity and hope ol kindling a spanc oi originality. j
SARDONICUS.
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Sardonicus,
Nothing is more banal than originality. It is, moreover,' the extreme
of tactlessness to be original where everyone else is platitudinous. If we
flaunt our well-known intellectuality in the face of a dull world, then we
are not a gentleman. '
And you, Sardonicus, when you unaptly imitate and poorly ape the
.nric stvle of our friend Satyranus, are hardly the person to chide us
with unoriginality especially since you copy us in your use of the first-
person-plural pronoun.
You irritate us, Sardonicus, with your assertion that your criticism
will not experience the tender clasp of The Daily Nebraskan's flatbed press,
for you virtually defy us; you demand that we print your split' infinitives,
your amateurish punctuation, your misspelled words (for there is only one
"1" in "elusive," and "despair" has only one "i;" it is "haranguing," not
"harranging;" "persistently,", not "persistantly;" "relief," not "riieif.")
Your half-mastered vocabulary aggravates our anger, ,
But why are we moved to inveigh against you at such length? . . t It
has always been our proud boast that we have no intelligent critics.
CLAIRE MONTESREY.
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