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OLYMPIAN STUFF
Life around the campus as seen from
the Mountain of the Gods.
Ten Years Ago
PORTRAITS OF PEUDESAVANT CHARACTERS.
THE INACCESSIBLE DEAN.
There was a tradition on the campus that he was hard of heart. It
seemed to please the students to tell their parents that they were watched
over by a tyrant. But in truth this was nothing less than calumny. Occa
sionally, of course, youngsters were sent home because their pranks were
extraordinarily stupid. Yet they had only themselves to blame. Had they
perceived the sympathy which the warm heart of the Dean held out for
them, unquestionably they could have secured another chance, if only plead
ing their case.
BOSWELL.
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THAT OLD SCHOOL SPIRIT.
We quote from the Sunday issue of The Daily Nebraskan:
"Lute Morse brought the Cornhusker spirit to an
apex with his comic interpretations and jokes."
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We merely wish to inquire (of some of the Campus Rotary Club mem
bers, perhaps) what this far-famed spirit is, that it can be brought to an
apex with "comic interpretations" and "jokes." We had formed quite a
different conception of it.
TODAY'S EPIGRAM:
Some students cultivate the readers; some the instructors; and still
others the subject.
DO YOU KNOW
What the difference is between Education 137 and Education 121, 21,
or 141?
You want to know the answer to that one? There is none.
DeRESZE.
TO A FLY.
0 little fly, ill-nourished, underfed,
How dar'st thou buzz about mine idol's head?
Thou buzzest with a well-feigned nonchalance,
But dost not win from him a single glance.
He lifts a hand with unconcerned air,
And brusheth thee from off his curling hair.
1 weep for thee, thou sad, neglected fly;
I weep for thee, for that I know that I
Have felt the lure of that illustrious brow
And been as lightly brushed aside as thou.
CELIA.
IF BIZADS HAD THEIR WAY. . . .
Miss Belinda Yvonne McReynolds,
Poetics Department,
Olympian Stuff.
My Dear Madame :
Yours of the 22nd ult inst at hand, and contents noted. Id
reply would beg to state that your query is answered in our last
letter (c. f. file 33a), in which we state in incontrovertible terms
that we love you, and will ever love you. We do not understand
how this tjuestion could have arisen in your mind. We have
been careful to make our position clear at all times.
If we can be of any further assistance to you, our service de
partment is at your disposal.
Very truly yours,
CLAIRE MONTESREY.
CM:LW (Dictated, but not read.)
A PLAINTIVE CRY FROM THEODOSIA.
Is gallantry but a poor faded remnant of medieval times? Is chivalry
blown to the winds?
vr :.).,. n n handkerchiefs, but do willine and eager youths
juaiuciio " ' t
leap with celerity from all sides and beseech the honor of succoring the un
fortunate one? Not at all. If she is, to put it mildly, comely and not awk
ward, some lordly stripling may condescend to aid her. That is, of course,
if he has not been too fatigued by the day s nonesi laoor.
n ofi-oot rar fair damsels may wrench their arms out in madly
clutching the inadequate leather srap and swing precariously back and forth
with every jolt of the unfeeling car. And then, when the top book ultimate
ly topples off the miniature leaning tower and hits a dapper gentleman in
sinuatingly on the nose ! The poor girl withers and wilts under the
furious stare of blasting scorn.
Is chivalry blown to the winds? Or is it merely me?
THEODOSIA.
HERR BRAINS WRITES FROM RENO.
My Dear Claire:
Geographically speaking, I have just dropped in from Esno,
Nevada. You know the places out where the worst begins (to
end) that far-famed spot where the lawyer's bank account mul
tiplies by division. t
Speaking of division, the divorcees of Reno have formed an
independence club known as the "Daughter, of Alimor.y." Their
slogan is, "Let no man put us under." Thus far the society has
only one "Decree," but it is probable that more orders will be add
ed very soon. In fact. I rather expect the club will become na
tional, and before many years will appear on the campuses of our
leading universities.
Reno, however, is a town to beware of, for nearly everyone
who stop, there goes straight to petition. But I am treating the
place too roughly, for I met some very nice people there. Two in
particular just a couple of girls. One was a divorcee, and the
other was happy too. It might be worth menUomiig- that one
(Which one? C. M.) was a Pi Phi from the U. of N.
I fooled you there! That means University of Nevada.
Yours until they prohibit ink, .
HERR BRAINS.
P. S Does the Student Council have a president again this
yerp. S. No. 2. Is Burroughs Cafe still open?
H. D.
The difference between Education 21 and Education 141? (Note:
The answer is not "120.-') .,,, unwrrsBEv
The Board of Regents had return
ed from its tour of the neighboring
schools, where it had studied the
buildings and campus arrangements.
Apparently they were not so much
in a hurry to get the new building
program under way as were the pro
fessors and students, for the next
meeting was not to be held until in
the latter part of February.
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