THE DAILY NEBRASKAN
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ORPHEUM
Special Matin Saturoar
MAY ROBSON
"Something
Tells Me"
xoirFC NITE $2. 1S0, $1. Plua
PB,CES MATI M. I. SOc. Ta
SEATS NOW ON SALE
LIBERTY
MON.-TUES.-WED.
Billy Glason
The Orpheum Circuit Farorlta
' Praaantlnf
"Jest Songs and Sayings
DeMarco's Harpland
1 Ouintette of Varaatlla Gtrle ill
A MEIOD'0"3 MOMENTS '
Dlract from Europe, tha Orilnal
FOUR PHILLIPS
A Quartat of Amaitni Artlata
REED & TERMINI
A Due of Funstere
TWO CENTLEMEN FROM
"NOWHERE"
WILL MORRIS
That Funny Comedian la
"JUST WHEELS"
"INTO THE NET."
A Startlin Mysterf Story
"MINUTE NEWS AND VIEWS"
SHOWS AT 2:30. 7:00. :00
LYRIC
THIS
WEEK
BIG DOUBLE BILL
ZANE GREY'S
Exciting Action Romance
THE
"BORDER LEGION"
With a Bif Cat with
ANTONIO MORENO and HELEN
CHADWICK
Neva, Topical and Comedy
Pictures
ON THE STAGE
AGREENOFFS VARIETY REVUE
A cotiere of Sonfe and Dance
Featurinf
ALMA and JEAN DUVALL
CHIEF SILVER TONGUE
famous Indian Baritone
SHOWS AT 1. S, 5, 1. 9
RIALTO
ALL THIS WEEK
Nazimova
The Famous Russian Actress
AND
MILTON SILLS
In the rVwerful Drama
"MADONNA OF THE
- STREETS"
Other Entertaining Features
RIALTO SYMPHONY PLAYERS
SHOWS AT 1. 3, 5, 7,
Colonial week
All Red-blooded Stories
Jack Holt
In a New Paramount Picture
"EMPTY HANDS"
JACK DEMPSEY
In a New Story
"SOCIETY KNOCKOUT"
"Canon. Ball Express"
Sennett's Latest Laugh Eayloeioa)
SHOWS AT I. 3, S. 7,
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Dance C
Well!
We ci a teach
ra the Latest
Steps easily mmd
aaickly.
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CLASS IN
STRUCTION UAILY
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Nre. State Bank
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101 S N St.
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coaalectloa yea can buy
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OLYMPIAN STUFF
Life around the campus as seen from
the Mountain of the Gods.
LINES WRITTEN AFTER ATTENDING A BANQUET.
I did not see her face
But only her Blender right arm,
Snow-white and pure
Which reached cautiously over my shoulder
Like that of Olympian Juno,
For my empty plate
Which a short while since
Had held beef-steak and mashed potatoes.
She was only a waitress,
But she had the arm
Of a beautiful Goddess.
For this (supply your own noun) we are indebted to our
distinguished contemporary, Ole Helm, who edits Higher Lunacy in the
Minnesota Daily.
We do not know where Mr. flelm found it.
It sounds very much like Shakspear, however.
Or, possibly, he wrote it himself.
TABLE TALK.
(Heard after sitting up all night translating Plato.)
Now on the one hand doe3 it seem to you that, if on the one hand it
befalls us a rain, today will be most evil, but, if on the other hand not, it
will then in truth be most beautiful and also good; or on the other hand
does it seem to you to be not thus?
To me, on the one hand, it seems so.
And does it seem to you likely to befall us in this way a rain?
For indeed but if truly.
Now on the one hand does it seem pleasing to you molasses syrup hav
ing poured out with the pancake to you to be eaten, on the other hand not?
On neither hand does molasses syrup seem to me to be pleasing.
How many in respect to number of lumps of sugar seems pleasing in
the coffee to you? Especially on the one hand two, if but not one?
Does the fried-with-bacon egg seem to you to be fair in respect to
taste?
Nay, truly; if but on the other hand it seems so.
But indeed with regard to this, as the word was formerly among us in
respect to the weather. ...
CELIA.
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AT LAST! SOMETHING PRACTICAL.
The course of the University of X suggested this week is one of per
haps more practical value than some of the others. While only a small num
ber of women are expected to enroll in the new institution, it is thought,
nevertheless, that for those who do gain admission, such a course as the fol
lowing will be of value. Since the majority of those who rank high enough
to enter this university will be members of Greek letter clubs it will be a
part of the laboratory work of the courses for those of the different board
in clubs to compete with each other in the practice work of the courses in
salesmanship and argumentation.
. . .. 1 1 ' X - U
1. Elementary salesmanship. "How ail oi us, aeaung wnn uue aiium
er as we are, can persuade others of us to buy what both of us knows full
well no one of us would want in the wide, wide world better than others
of us." Credit 2.
o irit..r,7 aronimontfition. fReauired of all.) Practical applica
tion of the ethics of argumentation and the means and methods justified
... . , -, i i ; v 4.1..
thereby. Group selling, cuttnroat -competition, wivnnoiuinK cu uuiu
last minute, use of the Ford in personal solicitation. Practical training
with selling of athletic tickets and subscriptions to school daily. Personal
scholarship to individual winner. Picture of winning group run in annual.
Credit 1. . .
3. Practical argumentation. While continuing drill in application and
principle, this course supplements Course 2 by stressing the finer points of
sL - ,,i4- TVia rAnfornrp method, use of hands and eves during confer-
Llie DUUJCVl" . VV.aa.wa F - 111
ences. use of such words as "please" and "dearie" and "come on; be a loyal
.... . Aim i. : :. i.u
Xian" suggested and put into practice, more onutua MiKniucnu m -oratory
including selling of pseudo-comic publication and work in rum
mage sales. Credit 5.
4. Seminar. Intensive training in selling oi sucn arucies as
errintinns. Latin readers, histories of the Middle Ages, old shoes, and other
useful, yet difficult-to-dispose-of articles. Honor students in this class
never find difficulty in finding positions in tne worm oi uuwmaa
officers, oil-stock salesmen, and the like. No credit.
V. VAN V.
DR. SWIFT TELLS US MORE.
Records of the rediscovered University of Peudesavants continue to
reveal interesting facts. Strange as it may seem, to date they have all Deen
concerned with the more or less problematic relations between administra-
- Ma J l eltnt 1AA We frTAflf
tion and student body, ine mierence one urawa w. -
deal of this sort of thing to trouble the peace of the institution or else that
the writer of the record wrote in such detail that if the entire record were
found it would be extraordinarily lengthy.
Tnr pr.rriRn CONTINUES:
"The honorary organization for men of the two upper classes was in
a rather unusual position. Pinched in and neia oeiween me .u.u..
... . , - v rraHuates' organization, and some of its own
oiiiciais. uw oiikch . . ., ..
reatfionary alumni, this organization was made the instrument of the poli
cies of those who held it in such a position, it conunuc , v-..,
self-acquired tasks with an additional number loaded on by the adm.nis
tration, and always under the direction and with the policy of the faculty
alumni members. The result was rather pitiful in several respects.
"In the first place the organization had a finger in too many pies and
none of the work was excellently done nor completely carried out. In the
second place, the organization was dominated by those members of the
faculty who were imbued with the current mania for a bigger and better
University with more buildings and equipment, so that it could accommo
date everyone who might conceivably have . use for what the record sor
rowfully referred to as an education." ....
Here the record become, unintelligible, as if the writer had been great
ly disturbed mentally, but the evident intention was to give some of the
charactemtics of the education which could b. gotat the Peudesavants in
stitution. T-.TJ cwttt
AN OPEN LETTER. ,
TO DR. SWIFT:
You have been fondling your chimera, the U of X, , but
should we not, as members of the present University-Exh.t .
A as it were attempt to better our present conditions? We
cannot leave .11 this great task to the Campus Rotary Club,
capable though it is. . . . .
Even the curriculum of the College of Business Adminis
tration seem, to lack a quality indis pebble! U a 11 pro
pective business men. Their maxim being "Know thy rtv-ff,
Ifancy my criticism, however constructive, is n"nece887
and canonical, but I think that the College could be made
to grow two member, of the Chamber of Commerce where but
one grew before, were the proper method-my method
"dPwtat they need over there across the street from the
University (in what I often sorrowfully refer to tie Social
SencTB'uUding) is an E,detanding of the use of sugges
tion. Dramatic Art 51 is the th.ng for them.
I feel sure that if properly encouraged and egged on the
department would offer a special ecu as
For stUmen-"Amerka for Me," and "The Barefoot
Ten Years Ago
Word had been received from the
manager of athletics at Harvard in
answer to a telegram that the cast-
Twenty fears Ago
The question of whether automa
tic telephones or those of the Bell
variety were to be used in the inter
communicating telephone system
was still in the hands of a commit
tee of the regents. Pressure was
being brought to bear for systems
and the engineering department,
professors included, had become in
terested and were working for the
automatic system, which they felt
would be of value as the students
could watch the board in actual op
eration.
Reliable information was said to
have been received that the Univer
sity of Wisconsin was to abandon
the system of graduate coaching and
were endeavoring to secure the serv
ices of "Bummie" Booth, who was
in charge of the coaching at Ne
braska. Yost had been spoken of at
the first of the season but now
Booth was spoken of as "the logical
man."
Boy.
For real estate meD-"The House by the Side of the
WANT ADS
WANTED By Thursday, 10 Univer
sity men. Part time work. Must
have sales ability. Wonderful op
portunity. Apply H. R. Fahren
bruch, 1016 South 8th Street.
Phone L8412.
ROOMS FOR RENT Steam-heated
newly furnished rooms for Univer
sity girls. 2 blocks from campus.
511 North 16th.
LOST Will the person who took
gray coat from Armory Nov. 8
please return to Nebraskan office
at once or call B3437.
LOST A brown fur choker between
13th and 14th on R. Return to
Nebraskan office.
LOST Small brown leather purse,
containing money and puff. Re
turn to Nebraskan office.
LOST A brown fur choker between
13th and 14th on R. Return to
Nebraskan office.
A haircut in order to be
right must come up to the
Mogul standard. Let us
prove it.
The
Mogul
Barbers
(10 chairs)
127 No. 12th St.
j
savis
Gifty-Gifts
There are all kinds of
lovely gifty things that
will bring an exclamation
of delight from even the
difficult-to-please person
in Rudge's Gift Shop on
Floor Three. And even
were I to devote para
graphs to the scores of
articles ready for you to
select your Christmas
Gifts from, I could barely
suggest the wealth of
ideal gifts now available
in Rudge & Guenzel's
holiday assortment. Gifts
for a trifle or for the un
limited purse, each de
lightful and pleasing.
17ENUS
V PENCILS
WeataM '
FOB tlwi strident or pro L,tho
saperb VENUS oafcriTals
all lor perfect pencil work.
17 black degree 3 copying.
AsscHcara Lead
Pencil
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ern school would not play a post
season game with Nebraska or any
other school. The telegram con
tained a suggestion that a post-season
game, to decide the champion
ship of the country, would be highly
desirable, and could be arranged
for the next year.
The Huskers were leaving for
Iowa City to play Iowa and it was
hoped that there would be a few
fans, at least, to accompany them
to the depot.
Some enterprising reporter had
unearthed a fact that was to be of
special interest to the English de
partment. He discovered that there
was a regular business established
for the purpose of theme writing.
One writer was charging fifty cents
and hour and the purchaser took the
risk of the grammatical correctness
and the rhetorical value of the
theme.
Have You Seen
The new style
BRIEF CASES
at
Latsch Brothers?
Have You Seen
the
Kristmas
Kards
From
Keating
Now on Display
.i '
Latsch
Brothers
?
Be sure to visit this store.
You'll Get Gifts That Are
Different.
1118-O-ST.
9
Beautiful New Lace
Collar and Cuff Sets
HANDMADE, FILET AND IRISH LACES.
THE new small collar and deep cuff style, in heavy deep
ecru handmade filet, and Irish laces. The addition of
handmade lace lends distinction and beauty to the most or
dinary dress.
These sets make delightful Christmas gifts.
Priced 5.00 to 15.00 Set
First F.oor.
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For
THANKSGIVING
AS FOR ALL HAPPY HOLIDAYS
Flowers and Candy
E remain the best symbols of a Thankful Heart. EE
You'll need tasteful table decorations, Gifts of
Boxed Nuts, Candies, and Bonbons, Toasted Al- E
monds, Pecans, Pistachios, and Peanut, Frozen EE
SB chocolate Turkeys, ice cream pumpkins and pump- SB
SB kin pies.
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