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MAT. SATURDAY
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NITE $110, Sc. BOc.
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LIBERTY
MON.-TUES.-WED.
Tho Foremoet Terpelchoreaji
Artist
La Bernicia
Assisted by
OLGA MORSELLI
Violin Virtuoso
And a Brilliant Company
Tho Younf American Baritono
WADE BOOTH
Mildred Davio at tho Piano
JOHN R. GORDON & Co.
In a laufhabla comedy
"BROKE"
A Good Littlo Bad Boy
SIDNEY LANDFIELD
In Fun, Sonf and Music
THE LIME TRIO
Featuring
EMIL SOIXINO
In Thoir Latest Novelty
"THE COLLYWOG"
"INTO THE NET"
An Amazing Story
Election Returns by Special Wire
Tuesday Nifht. The Nine O'clock
Show Will Bo Continued Till Midnight.
SHOWS at 2:30, 7:00, 9:00
RIALTO
ALL THIS WEEK
Wonderful and Fascinating
NORMA
TALMADGE
la her latest success
"SECRETS"
"IN THE MOONLIGHT
Atmospheric Prologue
Other Entertaining Features
EXTRA
Wed. Night and Sat. Mat.
DONNA GUST1N
Presents twenty girls m
"A RAGTIME REVEL"
Tuesday
SHOWS AT 1, S, S, 7, .
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Oa the Stage
MARINO REVUE
A Pot-Pavrrl ol
SONG AND DANCE
JLSS'F. MILLAR
The Modern Corysnee"
-irianTTi 1 1 in muM n
I Colonial
The Amaatag TWtUer
"King of WUd Horses"
Uatamed, Uaceaaaarca, UarhraUd
THE REEL VIRGINIAN"
A Scream with
OLYMPIAN STUFF
Life around the campus as seen from
the Mountain of the Gods.
LYRIC wis
Big Comedy Program
"In Hollywood"
Wittr
Potash & Perlmutter
A Daaxliag Cease ay Drama
COURT PLASTER
A Rlrcani mt Fan
Also New and Taaacal Picture
by Sp.
Taesaajr Night
The Niae OVWck Show Win Be Coa
tmaed TU1 Midnight
SHOWS AT I, S. S. 7, .
TIHS
Hobnob with the Gods
Come up with us on Mount Olympus.
Meet Jove; shake hands with Apollo.
Come up in this rarified atmosphere and look down on
the campus activities. Cultivate a superior attitude.
You, too, can be intellectually snobbish. Be one of the
intelligentzia, of the cognoscenti, of the sophistocates I
WHY NOT
Develop Your Wit?
Undoubtedly there are people in this University who would walk
mile to read one of your skits. Eventually you are going to get
up enough nerve to hand in a contribution to this column; why not
nowT Get a good pseudonym and start being brilliant. We can't
guarantee to print everything you write, but we will do our best
Remember, keeping everlastingly at it brings success. Please write
illegibly and on both sides of the paper. Mail or hand in your stuff
at the Nebraskan office, addressed to Claire Montesrey.
Claire Montesrey
Dancing School
Lear to dance lor $8.00
Free lessons II you fail.
Franzmathes Academy
101S N St.
Phone BOOM.
MORE OF THE PEUDESAVANTS RECORDS.
Note: This is the second of a series of articles written exclusively for
this department from the official records of the lost University of Peudes-
avants. These articles are extracts from the records printed here for the
educational value found in a contrast with universities of our own acquain
tance. "During the period of general unrest which extended for a number of
years after the unfortunate interruption just discussed, one of the hardest
problems of the administration was that of the growing tendency toward
the formation of a student opinion. Although the administration was fairly
successful in getting most of the students, whose individuality might other
wise have evidenced itself, into the organizations held as honors by the stu
dents, but directed in accord with the best ideals of the University, yet the
Weekly caused no . little trouble because of some bad tendencies. In the
first place it happened that a number of students who were placed in con
trolling positions on the Weekly had come under the influence of the ene
mies of much that the University held dear. As a result, it was found nec
essary to censure these students for their indiscretions in the handling of
their writings. 1
"The wisdom of permitting the paper to allow contributions from the
student body was brought into question by some of the incidents of this
time. It was found necessary to exact a strict censorswp over me nature
of these contributions, especially when the actions of the student body
reached rather doubtful stages, causing some others to feel that open pub
licity was necessary. The discussion of events of such a nature had to be
suppressed in a number of cases because it so happened that a legislature
was about to convene or a tax levy to be voted upon. In such cases, the
best reDutation of the institution was maintained and investigating com
mittees found none but the most satisfactory conditions among the student
body and in the administration."
DR. SWIFT.
IN REMEMBRANCE.
This is farewell: oh sing no more songs now!
The autumn wind comes sadly whispering,
The withered leaf must sever from the bough;
For us there will not be another spring.
When later loves have come in humble guise,
And schooled my hands in lowly service' ways,
Perhaps about me visions will arise,
And fragrant memories enrich my days.
I shall remember dreamy afternoons,
And summer twilights, pierced with one pale star,
And dreams that flew athwart autumnal moons,
And wisps of song that came to me afar.
I shall reglimpse, through sacrifice and love,
The selfish, glamorous pageantry we wove.
CELIA.
UNIVERSITY OF X.
Courses in yelling and cheering as well as in handshaking have been
proposed for embodying into a newer and greater University. As yet we
nrnnosed institution and for that reason have
liaV5 IW VIIUU n s..w.. w w- I M.
not named it, for we must follow the tradition that "he who giveth shall his
name endure forever." Meanwhile, we shall content ourselves with our
j . anH shall pall the Droduct of our dreams the Univer
sity oi X. This will serve to distinguish the proposed institution from those
of the past and of the present wnicn claim space in mis commit, ncmcu.
ber, then, that the opportunities to be offered in the way of education in
these fundamentals of successful living will come from the University of
X, and none other. .
We deem it unwise to make too great haste in offering suggestions lor
nrnnnsed institution. Such things must be care-
couraes i ovuuj r--r ... . i .
fully planned with a view toward proper balance of the curricula. The
study of ancient life is a proDiem. i nere n uwn oui.ic
ancient world to modern society. The evident inability of the Oriental,
Greek, and Reman civilizations to contribute anything of practical value to
us of a more advanced age makes i talmost worthless to waste time in
studying the past What, after a!!, has any age to tell to America?
It is only because of a demand on the part of some of the persisting
element in our educational system that we feel that courses in ancient lang
uages and ancient history should be offered. We shall not apologize to
our students f.r this action, but we shall offer the course in the most at
tractive possible fashion. The following course, with a detailed explana
tion of the methods that ought to be employed, will be suggestive of what
the policy of the University will be in dealing with the more remote past
These courses, it is expected, will be filled to capacity.
DEAD LANGUAGES MADE ALIVE.
r--,v i -tin anil Sanskrit. Introductory course. The
1. r-iemenwirj . . . . . , 3
Greek alphabet as used in modern life. Latin phrases every student should
know. Study of simple woras wnicn nave enr.uci
from the Greek, Latin and Sanskrit Credit 3 hours.
Sa. Greek and Latin authors. The great names in science, art, and
. T...J :- -:iz..f translations. Credit 2 hours. .(Classes are
literature, iveau i oimK-" . . ., . . t i
opened by the class' standing to sing the opening ode, There is No Greek
opci .. . . l J K k Inarnwrnr nt "Ht'i a man!
Like Old Plato." followed ny a """-""'" , ".-.J":,,
WWa a man? He's an Athenian man, r.uniuca4 .
Wh.,n"nI " if.v-: t .11 riirhtl Whoze all risrht? Cicero!
iTI "Ciceror With the das, in a
studious frame of mind Irom me -"--. .
Ltructor will play on the Victrola several selections t . ! classical jnus.c
"I've got a new kinda man, with a new kind. line, an' that . Liry eif -,
"I've got those Aeschylating osculating blues, and I don t mean maybe,"
"KathasariUagara, my boy, Oh! Dharmacastra. my boy " and other, of ap-k-
nd. A lecture hour such a this should serve to
supplement Plato's "Apology" for such a course.)
,u" . . . .... thna riesirinr well-trained minds, disci-
101. (Senior aivwvu.f a - - - ... ,,
nlined by . study of the classics in the original in order to become College
E m S. TTrl States senators from Massachusetts, ambassador, to
Sea. ' AdSn by examination d consent of Instructor. Credit 6
DENTIST
Dr. M. 0. Johnson
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Office Phone B202S Res. F2027.
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X What is? Why you, yourself.
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