7BE DAILY tfEBEASKAN LIBERTY thorn fri Minute New. & Current View A pteturl-tto ol th. World' Ev.nL Broadway to Hollywood Almanac BrU " Short Kilts A N WT Helen Bach Trio Ordinal Uoxualad Novlty Two Ladellat In "STUMBLING" JJ"1' jam -S11 Diamond & Brennan la "SoiMthlnt (or Sal" Ernest Ball The Frank Rich Co., PrMitt A Rfrhinf Novalt of D.ncM, Sonf and Mualo "Th Rvu D Lux" SHOWS gTAKT 1'X). T'OO, 9,00 RIALTO ALL THIS WEEK On h ' BIfMt Sue "The Seahawk" A Romantic Cratioa with MILTON SILLS And an All-Star Supporrlaa Cal ATMOSPHERIC PROLOGUE RIALTO SYMPHONY PLAYERS SHOWS AT I, . T, 9. LYRIC THIS WEEK A BIO DOUBLE BILL A Celo Lautr "Changing Husbands" A Paramount Plcrur with LEATR1CE JOY OTHER Entertaining PICTURES ON THE STAGE Roy Zermain & Co. In Daazlinff Offorlnf A WHIRL OP SONG DANCE GEORGE M. DAVIES Th Yodllng Sonftr LYRIC CONCERT ORCHESTRA SHOWS AT 1. 3, a. T. . Colonial week A Sttrrlnf Romaac "Unguarded Women" A Paramount Plctur with Btb DANIELS Richard DIX "The Go-Getters" Sacond Starr Entitled "IN K.N1CK.ER TIME" "WHITE WATER" A Northarn Tal with NELL. SHIPMAN KINOGRAMS OF INTEREST SHOWS AT 1. 3, S, T, . ORPHEUM THEATRE TONIGHT ONLY Wm. A. Bradr Prnts Th 5natloo of th Af "Simon Called Peter" 0. L. HalL Chlca Era. Journal Midi "A Forty-Hora Powar Shock." t. Prlc $100, $130, $2.00 A $3.50. Scat Naw On Sal. We're not from Missouri but you will have to show us where you can get bet ter Service LIBERTY BARBER SHOP 131 No. 13 ELMER A. WARD Learn to Dance Wo (narantao to taaeh jroa to dance in ai private Iomob. Phono fcr appointment. Mrs. T. E. Williams Phoao B4258 Prirate Stodio, 1220 D St. Hotel De Hamburger 5c Buy 'em by the sack 1141 Q St. For Your Parties Para AppU Cider, 50c par gal. 5 flt $2 .OOi 10 tJ., $4.00; 15 cat, 25.50 Ohio Potato, $1.25 par 100 lbs. Wiaetapp fp'.as, $ 1.00 par , ' baahel. IDAHO FRUIT Co 820 O St. OLYMPIAN STUFF Life around the campus as seen from the Mountain of the Gods. LOST UNIVERSITY OF PEUDESAVANTS. There came to our attention recently, the story of the discovery of the records of the lost Peudesavants University. Little is known of tho history of the institution, but the records reveal an interesting- study of the atmosphere of the place and the story of its faculty and student body which make it worth whilo for us to repeat some of the record here. Such studies are ever valuable for the contrasts which can be made with our own and other Institutions of our acquaintance and for the ideas which we might receive from such comparisons and contrasts. A series of short arti cles about the University of Peudesavants will be run, therefore, with thb aim in view. a WHAT THE RECORDS REVEAL. "After half a century (this makes the contrast a little easier to make because of the like age of our institution) unfortunate outside conditions of international concern brought about considerable unrest among certain of the students and professors of the University. . . . While many per sons felt the loss of some of these men, the University thought it necessary to conform to the policies of the best citizens of the community. . . . As the student body became more restless during the general relaxation from the strain of the preceding few years, certain groups had to be han dled more carefully. Those who were heard to be in any way unsympa thetic with the University ideal of expansion through the acquisition of larger buildings, larger facilities for the physical' training departments, and an increased student body were soon discovered and handled as was seen fit by the authorities. It has been stated that some students wondered how remarks made to them in a group of students could come back to them from official sources within so short a time as an hour. The effectiveness of such a method is obvious." ' DR. SWIFT. a a a A CHINESE FRIEND CONTRIBUTES. ' We are happy to present to the readers of this column the work of Mr, K. Kwei Chen whose poems are first written in Chinese and later translated into English. Contributions of all sorts are always welcome and we aro glad that one of our students from another country has taken an interest in our efforts. May there be others serious, clever, verse or prose. a a a CHINESE POEMS IN ENGLISH VERSES. By K. Kwei Chen. WHO IS THIS CHAP? Who is this chap who thinks he's "it?" He is merely the fellow who has had his chance. What, indeed, cannot one do if chance permits?" a I DON'T WANT TO WEAR MY HAT Don't I know that my hair is ugly? Nevertheless, I don't want to wear my hat. I, like others, have my own tastes; Moreover, to afford merriment is a charity. a a a COURSE IN HANDSHAKING. mi .-J in tisina. inil ninoiiw nrtiirh was reeentlv out- AIIO IIUpUOCW bUUlog II ....v'..Qj O O . ' ' r lined met with unusual approval. Several have expressed the opinion that such a course would meet a need that has long existed. Theses for degrees of Doctor of Philosophy will be received from those finishing in other col leges from students who have done distinguished research in this line with out the advantages of the courses to be instituted in the new curriculum. The suggestion has come that the suggested course be installed in some institution other than this, or, better, to create a new university where this course of study in cheering combined with others of equal value might be brought together. At such a university, it is suggested, would come the .... i 1.1 i. .1 : nt- more earnest students who una campus conditions nero rawer w ...i.... nt tha hio-hpr intellectual activities. The number of Ijjjj lVl DCl lI WO fUIBWilW W a-.0-- - t students, in the minority to be sure, but in a minority strangely bothersome in their ability to influence much of the attention of the authorities, the number of students who allow attendance at classes to interfere thus makes difficult the fulfillment of the true aims of the university. Other courses will be suggested from time to time, therefore, which, it is hoped, may become the foundation for a new inntitution, bigger and greater than any in th Middle-west wnere wm db BeKreKu mo u... of our youth for purposes of development into men who will be men of the highest type in our communities, pillars of our churches, and leaders in the civic betterment of our nation. ...... Fundamental in the training of such men is a course which will allow them to meet other men and women with ease of manner and confidence of common interest. Not only should courses of study be concentrated upon this training, but there should be also the extra-curricula organizations for the furtherance of these essential accomplishments. Such courses are here with submitted. a a a A NEW POLITICAL SCIENCE? J I Elementary handshaking. Freshman course. A preliminary sur vey of the subject, designed to give the student a knowledge of the struc tures and functions of the grip in clasping hands. A study of the shakes of different periods. Special grips studied: the Rotary grip, the Greek-letter social grip, the political grip, the congratulatory grip and others studied from the personal and social aspects. Credit, 3 hours. II Applied Handshaking. Open to sophomores and juniors. The application of handshaking its principles and methods to the problems of individual, social, professional, and industrial efficiency. Students with special interests will have the privilege of developing them by extra labora tory work leading to admission to honorary organizations or election to office No credit. . . 13a For Juniors and seniors desiring a course of less practical con ception..' but admitting of more aesthetic values. The evening handshake, the handshake made more realistic, holding of hands supplemented by lab oratory exercises in astronomy and its relation to the holding of hands. Lecture 1, laboratory 4. Credit, 5 hours. V. VAN v. OUR NAIVE CONTEMPORARY. With rare discrimination, the editor of our humorous monthly has de voted a full page to the following announcement: "Awgwan is the official humorous publication of the University of Ne braska. It contains jokes. . .'V Not really, dear editor, not really! RQBINS0N a a a Now the cheerleaders threaten to have a whole box of lemons on the fi1i for the next game. With this let us forgive and forget News Item 1924Dr. John Smith, '22, College of Dentistry was one of the visitors Saturday. It will be remembered that Smith was chosen .11 American tackle in 1920. News Item 1964-Dr. John Smith, '22, (D. D. S. Nebr.; Ph D. Har- 3 a5- b mo- CLAIRE MONTESREY. g!i!!ii!iiaas3i!::!Biiaiii hiiiim I We Clean The "Fee" Is Reasonable r !!i!l!!iHS!!;i!!S!i!!lSlS!n:iill!!iSin Suits EE Dresses Ejr Overcoats Sweaters EE . . " ULa.nn.cia -Cushions Ej Neckties J Caps SET TIME OF TRACK MEET November Games to Be Held in Stadium on Morning of November 8. FOURTEEN EVENTS ON PROGRAM OF CONTEST The November Games will be held in the Memorial Stadium the morning of November 8. All Varsity or novice trackmen are eligible, to enter the competition. Coach Henry F. Schulte said yesterday that he expected a large number of entries at this, the second meet of the year. The first was held October 18. Any man in school is eligible and he may tnt.er as many events as he wishes. The list of events is i Track. 60-Yard Hurdles, 0:30. 100-Yard Dash, 9:45. One-Mile Run, 10:00. 440-Yard Run, 10:15. 1 10-Yard Low Hurdles, 10:30. 220-Yard Dash, 10:45. 880-Yard Run, 11:00. Two-Mile Run, 11:15. Field. Shot Put, 9:30. Pole Vault, 9:30. Discus, 10:00. High Jump, 10:30. Javelin Throw, 10:30. Running Broad Jump, 10:30. WANT ADS LOST Alpha Sigma Phi fraternity pin. Finder call B4511. LOST Black fur piece on campus. Return to Nebraskan office. Re ' ward. LOST Physiology Nota Book 112 In Mechanical Arts. Return to Daily Nebraskan office. ROOMS FOR RENT Steam-heated, newly furnished rooms for Uni. girls. 2 blocks from campus, 611 North 16th. i Three comfortable, steam-heated rooms, open Monday, Y. M. C. A. B6515. Adv. Illlllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllilllllllllllllllllllllil IpI Luncheonette Service Ledwichs Tastie Shoppe 12 & P Sts. We Deliver. B2189. ) savis-- Couple of days ago T noticed that Rudge & Guenzel's had some of those new Laundered Collars and Cuffs. They're awfully smart on flannel and wool dresses. The collars were in medium and large size priced at 35c, 39c, and 50c ; and the Cuffs were gauntlet style priced at 50c. There were several girls at the counter se lecting theirs that day, so if you want a set of these novelty collar and cuff sets you had better rush right down and get them. "We're Handy" Stop 5b ob yoar way homa from school. The tv rr Mogmi Barbers (10chir.) 127 NoL 12th St. Dad SPECIAL SECTION Reserved in Stadium FOR THE GAME Luncheon at the Armory.... SATURDAY November 1 EES E3 EX 55 3 ioiiiniiiiiniiip if r '..,'& ' 'S PEN to see you through afflG four years This is & great pen for college men and women! It is made by the makers of Eversharp pencil. It has a huge ink capacity ! And the Wahl filling device fills it plumb full everv time. It's a big pen. 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