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1914 'PBCI
Published Tuasday. Wedn.sday, Thursday,
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EDITORIAL STAFF.
Paul C. Rlchardsea..
..Editor
William Bartw.il .V-
Manaiinf Editor
Wm. Card
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George W. Hyltoo
PkUip O H anion
Vaita W. Torrar-.
Alica Thuman
News Editor
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Aiataat Nawa Editar
Doria Trett ......Assistant Nawa Editar
BUSINESS STAFF
Clifford M. Hicks Busiaess Manager
Claraace Eickheff..--Asst. Business Maaagar
tta Skald Circulation Manager
AGAIN THE WINNER.
For the fourth consecutive time
the Nebraska track team has taken
first honors in the Missouri Valley
meet. The last victory was all the
more glorious because it was the oc
cation of the first Valley track meet
to be held in Lincoln.
Coach Henry Schulte will scon be
getting so accustomed to seeing his
men out in front of the rest that he
wouldn't know how to act if they
had to be content with second, third,
or even fourth place.
It was great weather for the
meet. A fine array of athletes were
present, and with perfect couditions,
it was no wonder that records tum
bled right and left.
The attendance was good, and thej
athletic authorities hope that when!
the smoke has cleared away and thej
figures are totalled, that a neat profit j
will be realized. This will be an-
other record smashed, as valley meets
have always ended up in the red. 1
This first meet here was such an
enjoyable event that we live in the
hope that Nebraska will be chosen
as the permanent home for the Mis
souri track meet.
We have some fine arguments to
offer the committee that meets in a
few days to decide where the meet
will be held next year.
We have the largest stadium in
the valley, with one of the finest
track and field equipments in the
entire country.
We have a premier track coach who
will always turn out a good team
assuring our visitors of plenty of
competition.
We are centrally located.
And best of all, we have a loyal
student body which want this meet to
come here again and will see that
it is a financial success.
Committee, give us this Missouri
Valley track meet to keep.
Now that the Lincoln girls have organized a cadet corps, we won
der how they will celebrate in the evening following "compet.
.
WE HAVE WITH US
Examinations are formidable even to the best prepared; for the greatest
fool may ask more, than the wisest man can answer. Rev. C. C. Colton
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That being so, we hate to think of what is going to happen to so many of
us who are neither in the "best prepared" nor "the wisest man class
It will be a case of, hew as near the line as possible and let the grades
fall where thev may.
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It is rumored that the inventor of examinations died, in a very strange
manner. He choked himself to death because he could not answer a question
he had asked himself.
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Someone should award somebody a prize for starting the track meet
n time.
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When streak met streak Locke won!
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EXCERPTS FROM A CONVERSATION OF TWO COLLEGE MEN.
( conditions pictured by William Allen If" A tre trere true.)
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"Hi there your own self. !! ? ?!"
"What party did you go to last night? You look as if the old 'college
spirit' had been flowing freely. !! poor stuff to make a man look
as you do today. ! !"
"Oh, I went to the party. I told them that they had better change
their bootlegger or some of the ! guests may "kick in' sometime
"I suppose that you took Alice with you?
"No, I quit going with Alice. She won't chew tobacco."
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"Can you imagine that? I didn't suppose that there was a girl in
school who would refuse to chew tobacco."
"Well, I gotta run along."
"Going to a class?"
"No, I won't have time to. I am getting ready for another party."
"So long ! ! ! ! !"
"Same to you ???!"
As we do not consider ourself in the rank of the "best prepared"
this is all there is, there isn't any more. Good luck!
principles 01 miniy v..w .
Professors T. J. Thompson and C.
J. Frankforter have problems in bio
chemistry and industrial chemistry
respectively.
The chemistry of sugars ia the
particular field in organic chemistry
under investigation by Dr. Upson.
Prof. C. S. Hamilton is occupied
with the study and preparation of
organic compounds of arsenic and an
timony
Specialists
Lunch Picnic
Sunday Dinner
We serve best quality
Most Moderate Priced
Sundav Dinners in Lincoln
5 :30 to 8 :00 P. M.
The Idyl Hour,
136 No. 12th
Fenton B. Fleming
Jewel Shop.
Corner of 12th & O
Just the plaet to lear
jour repair work. Do
your buying. Use the tele
phone B3421. Wait for
your car.
1143 O St. 1143 O St.
Awpran.
Applications for the position of
editor and business manager for
the 1924-25 Awgwan will be re
ceived in the student activities of
fice until noon, Monday, May 26.
Application blanks may be got at
the student activities office.
Bif Sister Initiation.
The Big Sister board will hold a
second initiation for next year, at
Ellen Smith hall- Monday, from 5 to
8 o'clock. All girls who were not
initiated the last time be present, as
well as newly elected Big Sisters.
The College Press.
Engineering; Students.
No Engineer has' completed his
registration until he has filed his
schedule blanks in the office of Dean
Ferguson.
Picnic
The Secondary Education picnic
will be held at Electric park Tues
day evening. Meet at Teachers Col
lege at 4:45. Tickets are 40 cents.
4-H Club.
The University 4-H club picnic
comes at the Ag Campus Monday,
May 26, at 5 o'clock.
OPEN MINOS.
(Cornell San)
In speaking of the college man's
religion before the Tompkins County
Ministers' Association, Dean Stanley
Coulter of Purdue University ob
served that "the chief obstacle agaJirt
which I work as a dean of men is the
utter ab.-ecce of any individual code
of ethics on the part of the stu
dents; they seem to be absolutely des
titute of convictions of any kind."
While this condition of the col
lege undergraduate may binder
Dean Coulter's work, it seems to be
a thorouhgfy salutary, state of mind.
Most students are nen tally adoles
cent; they are mulling around with
ethical standards, testing certain
kinds of conduct and rejecting or ac
cepting them as they think best. The
student does noV follow an individual
code of ethics is largely because he
has not yet found one. To say the
student is destitute of convictions is
to say that he is open to conviction,
which is perhaps the safest mental
attitude.
Gamut Club Picnic
Gamut club picnic will be held at
the As camcus Tuesday- May 27.
Members should meet at the Teachers
college at 5 o'clock and brine a guest
eligible to membership. Tickets 35c.
Drink
Stop
Refresh
yourself
What do you think
all the red signs are
for???
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Delicious and Refreshing
Tor Coca-Cole Company. Ailaim.Ga,
You will enjoy good meals at
UNDELL COFFEE SHOP
Good food prepared Just as you like it.
Special Sunday evening dinner. Try it.
HOME OF YOtm LUfDEU. PARTY HOUSE.
Notices.
Upson Outlines Field
pf Professors' Study
(University News Service)
For exchange use with other uni
versities and colleges Dr. F. W. Up
son, chairman of the department of
chemistry, compiled recently an out-
jline of the various fields of investi
' ration in which work is being con-
j ducted by members of the depart
ment.
In agricultural chemistry Prof.
1L J. Blish is studying chemical
problems in relation to milling and
baking quality in Nebraska wheats
and is carrying on poultry nutrition
investigations.
Prof. D. J. Brown is studying ac
curate methods of analysis from the
standpoint of the application of the
To Candidates for Student
Publications:
Each candidate arill please fH at
tUa office, May 26, kis class sched
ule and bs examination acneafula in-
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lays. Tn board will need this in
formation in caso it wisLe to nam
a conference wita a candidate, Tke
lata wWu the candidate leaves ftr
vacation and Lis vacation address are
also wanted- M. M. TOGO.
Chairman. '
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