Sunday, October 8, 1922.
THE DAILY NEBRASKAN
ENGLAND AND UNITED
STATES JO DEBATE
Universities Representing Two
Countries to Debate League
of Nations
Columbia University will face Ox
ford in a debate on the subject, "Re
solved, The United States Should at
Once Join the League of Nations."
The Oxford men will support the
affirmative, Columbia the negative.
This debate, which was scheduled
by Paul W. White, manager of debat
ing, Is one of seven such contests
confronting the Oxfordlans on their
American trip. The other schools
they meet are Bates, Swarthmore,
Princeton, New York University,
Yale and Harvard. The last debate
will be with Harvard just before the
men sail for home.
A general committee, the members
of which will be entitled to reserved
seats, Is being formed, consisting of
men and 'women Interested In the de
velopment of friendly relations be
tween American and English col
leges. All the other seats will be
thrown open to the university stu
dents and officials free of charge.
John H. Finley of the New York
Times, will act as chairman of the
' debate. Finley is a former president
of the College of the City of New
York, and a former commissioner of
education for the state of New York.
He is widely known as an educator
nnd a writer.
A singular feature of the debate is
that there will be no Judges, a cus
tom peculiar to English debating so
cieties. Any decision rendered will
be a popular vote, applause alone de
termining the advantage gained by
cither of the two sets of contestants.
The Institute of International Edu
. cation is handling the Itinerary of
the invaders. Besides the League of
Nations, the Oxford men will debate
on trade unionism. Four schools
have chosen the former subject, three
the latter.
The Two Slick Traders
An unfair exchange is sllcg rob
bery. Honesty is the trade mark of the
fair trader.
A good looking auto body may hide
a poor going auto engine.
A fair exchange is no robbery 13
mnrai tst "TIia Two Slick Trad
ers" of the "Aesop's Film Fables" se
ries. The better the transaction the great
er the satisfaction.
Devilish dealers deserve dire de
struction. Setting hens are standing examples
of patience.
Easy though it may seem, milkin?
cows is not all "cream."
Sure Cure.
We read the other day of a laughing
hyena that escaped from a private
oo in New Jersey and got its tall
cut off in a trap, like "The Fashion
able Fox" in one of "Aesop's Film
Fables." Ever since the accident thJ
hyena has stopped laughing. In an
effort to tickle the rislbles of the
beast, its owner its cage with comic
pictures and Jokes, but the hyena con
tinued to hover In gloom. Now if the
chap had only taken his hyena to seo
those funny jokes screenedln "Topics
of the Day" Films at the local movie
theatre, the beast would have laughed
as it never did before.
NO SENSE OF HUMOR
''Our daly peeve is the crutch who
sits through a 'Topics of the Day'
film without cracking a smile," says
the Laporte, (Ind.) Herald. Humor
rolls of the domes of some birds like
water off a dink's back.
MODEL DAIRY
Fable: Once upon a time thero
was an actor playing a farmer In a
movie comedy milking scene who did
not stumble over the milk pall as part
of the funny business at hand.
"Aesop's Film Fables"
erose, is as modern as any large city
of the United States.
"On my return to Italy, I want to
visit Naples," she continued. "I
still remember the sky-blue water of
the sea there."
UDon being asked what she in
tend?d tc do with her life, she said
eagerly, "Be a teacher. Ever since
I was a Email child that has been
my ambition. I am going to the uni
versity and want to take every one
of the languages taught there seven
of them. A great many of the girls
in my country are what you would
call music teachers."
Italian Girl
Compares Schools
Katherino Fiazzo, a Lincoln hinl
school student who comes from Italy
has told of some of her memories of
Italy, although she has been a stu
dent of this high school for two
years and has been in the United
States even longer, Bhe Is still very
enthusiastic about her native coun
try. "The schools are very, very much
harder in Italy than in this coun
try," she replied In answer to a
question as to the similarities of the
two. "Everyone pays tuition there
and the school hours are very long,
from eight to two, with only one
half hour noon and no recess pe
riod. The boys and girls in the
high school go to the same school
but in the grades the girls go to
one and the boys to another. The
high school offers English, French
and Latin, those preparing to be
come Catholic priests take Latin.
"The boys and a great many of
the girls want to come to America."
she continued, "for they have heard
that it is a wonderful country. Since
the war especially, they are eager to
come because they have not the
money to get comforts of life, and
think that the United States is dif
ferent. "My own affections are divided
between Italy and this country," she
declares, "I loved the seas and the
beautiful scenery and now I miss it.
But I love too the freedom of this1
country. Why, here women csd
take any vocation they please, but
there the only one open to them Is
teaching."
Then Katherine Piazza told some
thing of the place in which she lived
"Every house is made of stone be
cause it is cheaper than wood.
Around the city where I came from,
Lermini Inierese, Sicily, is still a
wall, built by the Bourbon kings and
also an old Bourbon castle, uninhab
ited now. The town is one mile
from the sea," she stated, "situated
on a hill. "Palermo, a large city
twenty-four miles from Lermini Ini
The Wolff Bros.
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Mandolin, Tenor Banjo,
M a ndnl a, Mando-Cello,
Ouitnr, Hawaiian Guitar, and
Ukelele.
"We organize Clubs, Instru
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for all Pupils.
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Ice cold cider in kegs with spigots will be furnished on six hours
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Curran Tells of
Associated Press
"The Associated Press Is divided
into two departments, news and trat
fio." said Thomas R. Curran, '21, As
soclated Press operator, in a short
talk to Miss Sarah T. Mulr's fifth
period newswrltlng class Thursday.
"The traffic department keeps the
wire in repair at all times, and the
news department relays all over the
continent. Most of the large cittep
nre on one line and when an operator
is sending, all of the other stations
on that lire are gottlne the news at
the same time and with the exception
of the heads, they must print it as
they receive it.
"It is easy to make mistakes while
receiving," went on Mr. Curran, be
cause the signals are sent from thlr
ty-five to fifty words a minute, and
the use of two codes is confusing. Be
sides the Morse code, the Phillips
code is use, which is made up of con
traction of phrases somewhat like
phrase writing In shorthand. For ex
ample POT means president of the
, and K. K. K. means Ku
Klux Klan. Although many of thf
phrases used during the war are be
coming obsolete, new contractions
are coined as they are needed. If the
operator Is getting a message Which
contains several of these phrases, he
can figure out their meaning even
though he has never heard them be
fore.
ihere is almost no limit to the
distance one can telegraph by using
the repeater system," continued Mi.
Curran. "One station can send and
be heard by all of the papers on that
line." Many of the large cities are
on the same wire and they relay the
news out over the surrounding terrl
tory to smaller towns.
'There are two trunk lines into
Omaha and from there the news
which the Associated Press corrc
spondent thinks is important is sent
to Lincoln and other towns over the
state which cannot abord the expense
connected with a trunk line station
prizes ogered in a contest sponsored
by the American Boy magazine for
the purpose of promoting high school
Journalism. The best news arncie
and the best editorial win lesser
prizes. The big prize goes to the
school whose pupil writes the best
article on "Democracy In the School."
The pupil writing the article gets a
silver watch fob.
Boy Gets Tired While
in Pool: Goes Under
Hon Rpjinelder suddenly sank
beneath the surface of the school
nnnl. Thursday during the fourth
period physical education class, while
swimming in a relay race. Assist
ant Coach Gautsch, who was watch
Ing the boys, dived in and brought
him to the top.
When Henry, who is a freshman,
was Questioned, he said that he got
so tired he couldn't keep up any
longer.
Prepares for Nov. 11
Armistice Day Will Be Filled With
Events From Morning Until
Morning
Alliance. (Special.) Armistice day,
November 11, is being prepared for
bv local legionnaires. Four hundred
visitors from neighboring towns are
expected to take part in the celebra
tion.
In uniform and in a body, all ex-
service men will attend church ser
vices in the morning. A parade of
the veterans, the auxiliary and other
organizations will parade down the
streets behind two bands from this
city and one from Bayard.
A football game between the local
high schol team and the Bayard high
school team will be followed by a reg
uar old time army mess given by the
ladles' auxiliary.
In the evening wil be a boxing card
to be announced later. A bowery
dance will follow this.
American Boy Holds
Journalism Contest
A Victrola worth $125, a radio set,
books, and athletic equipment are the
"I," said Senator Absentee,
ThAv can't Din this thing on me
I'll be the Parson."
Who'll carry him to the grave,
"I " said Senator Absentee,
..'i... nin hls thing on me,
I'll carry him to the grave.
Who'll be chief mourner?
"I" said National Money Power,
This to mo's a happy hour,
I'll he chief mourner."
Who'll sing a psalm?
"1," said Millionaire Gruff,
"That sounds fair enough,
I'll sing a psalm."
"I scared the people most,
I'll toll the bell."
Who'll toll the hell?
"I," said High Tax Ghost,
Then all the birds named,
Tried to outgroan us,
When they heard the bell tolling
For poor Bill Bonus.
From the Chicago Tribune.
Cornhusker Cleaners
WHO KILLED BILL BONUS?
Who killed Bill Bonus?
"I," said High Finance
"I kicked him in the pants.
I killed Hill Bonus."
Who saw hlin die?
"I," said Mr. Wall Street.
"His death was most complete,
I saw him die."
Who caught his blood?
"I," said Mr. Prolitoer,
"Just hannened to be near.
I caught his blood."
Who'll make his shroud?
"I," said Dangerous Precedent
"I scared 'em hellbent,
Who'll dig his grave?
"I," said Senator u wot l,uck,
"I passed the buck,
I'll dig his grave."
Who'll be the Parson?
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Open Half Hour Later to
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Our One-Day Service returns goods the same day sent. Our
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