Wmliiunduy, Octobor 4, 1922
UNIVERSITY Y.M.GA
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Dinner Will Be in Honor of New
Freshmen Members Hunt
ington to Talk
Organization and election of officers
will take up only part of the time rt
the dinner to be given to freshman
Y. M. C. A. members tonight at six
o clock. Harry P. Huntington, Metho
dint University pastor will give n
flfton-minute talk with "Epitaphs" as
a subject.
Mr. Huntington has built his talk
around epitaphs he has seen In vari
ous cemeteries. He tells of one he
saw upon the tomb of Shakespeare at
biratrord-on-Avon. Shakespeare is
buried In a space Just In front of the
church, and a little way to the left
is a door which used to onen unon t
bonehouse. It seems to have been the
custom to rent a plot of ground to a
person for a, certain length of time
and at the conclusion of that period
to efhumo the remains, throw th
bones In the bonehouse, and rent the.
ground again. Shakespeare evidently
did not anticipate that with pleasure
and caused the following to be this
elled on his tombstone:
"Good friend for Jesus' sake for-
beare
To dig the dust enclosed heare.
Elest be the man that spares the
stones,
And curst be he that moves my
bones."
Mr. C. I. Vessey will give a short
talk on what he thinks of and organi
ration of freshman "Y" members.
Robert Shields will preside.
Six Applications
at Indiana for
Rhodes Scholarship
Six applications to be candidates
for the Rhodes scholarship from In
diana university have been filed for
consideration. Dean D. A. Rothrock,
chairman of the selection committee,
announced yesterday. Five candi
dates will be chos'i from here be
tween October 7 and 14, and all those
who intend to seek the appointments
must file their names with Dean
Rothrock before Tuesday, October 3.
It is thought that several more men
in the university who are eligible
will list their names before that time.
Indiana Daily Student.
Colorado Aggies
Will Soon Have
New State Armory
The state armory which is being
erected on South College avenue
under the direction of V. K. Clarkson.
contractor, is going up rapidly ami
it will not be long before the resi
dents of Fort Collins will see the
building completed. Mr. Claikson
states that if conditions are favor
able the armory will be ready for
use by October 25.
It Is being erected at a cost of
approximately $40,0(100. The biuld
lng itself is 50 by 150 feet. It will
contain a well-equipped gymnasium
and drill hall 45 by 90 feet; alsr
several large offices and a well-fin-Ished
basement. It is being con
structed of red brick and has the
words "Mate armory In white stone
across the front. Rocky Mountain
Collegian. r ,
soul. As merry as a dog without a
flea; but he's gotta come through
with at least a ton or two if he wants
to make a hit with me. Springfield
Union.
ALL IN LINE
Teacher If coal Is $15 a ton and
you pay the dealer $75, how many
tons does he bring you?
Willie A little over 4 tons.
Teacher You know that Isn't right
Willie It ain't right, but they all
do it. "Topics of the Day" Films.
HER DARK DEED
Mary had a little lamb
Its fleece w;is black as tar! ...
She sold it as a bag of coal.
And drives her motor car.
Toronto Telegram.
ZERO GAME
John Doe That old fashioned
game of "freeze-out" Is going to be
popular again this winter.
Richard Roe How so?
John De The first person who
runs nut of coal is stuck.
"Topics of the Day" Films.
SOFT COAL?
"I called Muriel my precious little
pearl last night and it never even
drew a smile out of her."
"You should have called her your
little piece of coal."
Greenville (S. C.i Piedmont.
UNCLE'S ANTHRACITE
May Poor I'ncle Jack is so unlucky.
He had $15 worth of hard coal put in
the cellar.
Ray (with surprise) Unlucky?
May Yes, he stumbled ever the
lump and broke his wrist.
"Topics of the Day" Films.
YTS, THINK!
The Critic What, do you want $200
for that charcoal drawing?
The Artist Why, yes. Just think
of the high price of coal today.
Elizabeth (X. J.) Journal.
SUFFICIENT SUBSTITUTE
Old King Coal may remain in his
hole. As long as 'twill do him any
good. But my soal will sing with
r,lee. If slmebcdy trends to me.
Three cords of cut and "seasoned
wood. Houston Chronicle.
Chancellor Bowman
Tells Pitt Freshmen
of Old School Spirit
'No student shall be permitted to
wear a dirk.'
Every species of rudeness and vul
garity must be avoided.'
'Duelling shall be punished in all
ases by expulsion.'
'Expulsion shall preclude the pos
sibility of readmission.'
In the article of pocket money
is profusion in this article is the
bane of science and the moral rulu
of the pupil, the strictest economy is
most earnestly recommended. '
Pittsburgh University spirit of one
hundred years ago. thus set forth by
Principal Urine in 122. was the sub
ject of the opening address made by
'hancellor liowinaii of 'Tilt U" to th"
class of a few days ago.
The Chancellor went on, "In tlu
next page or two, as though in apol
ogy for the rules, are these state
ments: "We wish to govern not by naked
authority but by talent iu every de
partment on the one hand and esteem
on the other so that delight in
knowledge may grow with his (the
student's) years and that idleness
may be banished from our institution
by the love of Its employment.
"Then comes this surprising sen
tence, 'Our students are dispersed to
their respective lodgings every eve
ning where the circumstances of his
sweet and solitary converse with the
classics, or of his meditations on the
sciences, sooth the mind of every one
and Inspi.-a it with an avi rslon tc
join In anv project tlw would dis
t. lease the vurerit or thr citizens at
large amo'ig whom he lives."
(Continued From Page )1
INVITATION WEEK
STARTED BY Y. VV.
This plan is being folowed to keep
Y. W. C. A. membership from becom
ing too popular. The officers desire
to keep the organization membership
on a purely sincere and serious pur
ose, instead of allowing girls to joH
simply to belong to one more organi
zation.
Over 450 freshmen attended the an
nual "activities night" in 103 Dart
:11011th last night under the direction
of the Dartmouth Christian Asocia
uon. J. C. Houston 23, chairman ol
the freshman committee, acted a3
spokesman and introduced the various
.epresentatives of campus activities.
Houston, as manager of baseball,
spoke on the great need of the College
for new material and issued a call for
men whether of good or mediocre
ibility. The Dartmouth.
"He're going to Madison!"
Campus leaders made this their
call to students after a long confer
ence last night at which it was deter
mined to launch a fresh movement to
charter a special train to the Wis-consin-Iiidiana
game at the Wisconsin
capital, October 21.
Representatives of campus organiza
tions united in the opinion that 150
rooters besides 100 bandnien, can be
obtained to make the Madison trip,
and determined to begin a "push"
toward that goal tomorrow. The In
diana Daily Student.
(Continued From Page )1
MISS APPLEBY TELLS
OF EUROPEAN TRAVELS
"Judas did not live up to the best
that was In him. That is the sup
reme tragedy," said Miss Appleby.
"Let us apply the fact to tills week
The Y. M. C. A. pledge calls us to
the most solemn thing of our lives.
If we sign lightly we bring pain to
the heart of our Master. If you sign
the membership card, do it with a
new prayer that you will ever be
faithful to the best that is in you."
I-: DANCING SCHOOL
Jjj learn to dance for $3.00. Free if
' you fail.
jji The Franzmathes select School
x; for dancing, 1018 N Street. Call
H or phone B-6054. Open Daily.
Watson's
Troutdale
Orchestra
"Mike" Miles, Sax-drums
Bernard Neven, Drum, violin
Dwight Merriam, Piano
Orlo Gaines, Cornet
Joe Erown, Sax.
Ray Watson, Banjo.
Call
Ray Watson
L-4364
Mike Miles
B-2596
Playing Rosewilde
Every Wednesday
Students Start
Work on Annual
at Oklahoma Uni
w.,vif li.-w hecun on the Sooner,
student year book, on its editorial and
business departments, anounced Jo
seph Buckles Tuesday morning
number of the best artists in school,
both cartoonists and men who are
SNAPPY SUITS TO ORDER
$35 to $50
Young men's goods; and young
men's styles. All that is new
in woolens are here. A big store
and a large stock to select from.
Wo also remodel, repair, clean
and p:-es3 garments for men and
women.
MacCarthy-Wilson & Ryan, Inc.
132 NORTH 11st St.
IT'S NEW! ! IT'S GOOD ! ! !
THE SERENADORS
DANCE Wednesday, Friday, Saturday
New Lindell Party House
You Know tin- I.lni'-l p
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KKN.VKTH NKI.NO.V. S.ix. TK1 COW KM.. Trumpet
KAY MMIKHMA.V, Sax. til l) DAY, IlruniN
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NEW DECORATIONS
$1.00 1'lun Tux
REFRESHMENTS
LAUGH TOLL TO KING COAL
Its going to be a cold winter for
those of us who are not well coaled.
But, heres hoping that the miners
will dig the black diamonds at a
rapid-fire rate. Then, the Black Dia
mond and other express trains will
be well supplied. With trains in
motion the coal can be transported
for our fuel needs. Meanwhile, we
all must use what coal we have on
hand most sparingly. Its the hard
coal thats going to be bard to get.
So, if youre In soft with the local
leader you may be able to get a little
oft stuff. Here's a case whiVe. you
can use coke and not have the nar
cotlc squad on your trail. At last
you can go down Into your cellar
and look over your little private slock
of coal nnd not have the prohibi
tion agents and your neighbors sus
pecting you have another kind of pri
vate stock on tap in the basement.
"A little humor brightens the dark
est day," says Aesop, Jr. Coal Jokes
screened by "Topics of the Day"
Films creals a warm spirit of fun.
Save your coal, folks. Keep warm.
Read these cold coal comics and
keep in good humor.
MUST QUALIFY
Old King Coal may be a grand old
For something NEW to
serve at that Farty as fr
Harry at the Eunlite Eakery.
SUNLITE BAKERY
B-2346
ORDER
Virginia Ham Sandwich 15c
Chocolate Malted 15o
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Admission $1.00
Tax 10c, Total $1.10
K. C. HALL
ANNOUNCING
a r.al peppy I'liiversity dance for every Wednesday nir)it
nijrlit in tlie year nt
Rosewilde Party House
The Music Watson's Trotildiile Orchestra. Hack from a
season in ('(dorado with lots of new "stuff."
You'll see all your friends there
Eight to Eleven Thirty
One Dollar
STILL IN TIME
New classes are being organized in the various departments
ot tho school, to meet the needs of later arrivals. You are stiil
In time. Register now. .
Delays bring disappointment.
DAI, AND NIGHT CLASSES.
Fully accredited,
NEBRASKA SCHOOL OF BUSINESS
T. A. Iilakeslee, A. B., Ph. B., President.
Approved by the State Department of Public Instruction
Accredited by the American Association of Vocational Schools.
Corner O and 14th Sts. Lincoln, Nebraska.
XI DELTA
Subscription Dance
Saturday
October 7, 1922
LOUISIANA RAGADORS
SEE US FIRST FOR BANQUETS
AND GROUP LUNCHES
Our Xew P.anquet Room Is Open for Your Inspection
Y. M. C. A. CAFETERIA
"Filling Station for Hun pry Folks"
Open 6:30 A. M. dose 7:30 P. M.
MUNSON MOTOR COMPANY, 1125 P ST.
RENT-A-FORD
B-1550 B-1517
DRIVE IT YOURSELF
The Place For Better Service
Cars Reserved by Phone Given Special Attention
NEW FALL
DRESSES
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school wear
Cantons, Satin
Charmeuse, Poiret
Twill, and
Fine Tricotine
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gifted with real art, have been mak
ing sketches for a border to bo UHcd
in th new vear book. Seven division
pages and a front Is-plece have been
sent to the engravers UKiauoum
Daily.
It la an ill wind that blows nobody
good morallios "The nuj Flood"
reel of "Aesop's Film Fables."
Lightning, like a bowler, scores
"strikes."
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