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OUR VISITING JOURNALISTS
Nuxt Saturday. May 1", Xehraska
University will lie the host to a great
many inch school men and women
wlni will journey many miles to par
ticipate in the various activities
planned lor that day.
On that day the annual High School
track meet will take place and the
finals in the State Debating League
will he heard, Both tiie track meet
and the d. hate are annual events at
the University and through these two
events many students have become
acquainted with our school and had a
desire created to attend the univer
sity. This year another worthwhile event
will take place. Theta Sigma Phi,
and Sigma Delta Chi, the two journ
alistic fraternities for men and
women, will entertain editors of high
school papers who have been invited
to spend the day at Nebraska.
The program for the day will be a
night they will be busy visiting the
offices of the school's publications,
listen to talks by professors of jour
nalism, inspect the plants of the two
large dailies, dine at the Commercial
Club, and at the end of ill- day be
given a chance to secure help in
meeting any of the problems that may
be conirontiiiir them in their work on
the high school papers.
Any new enterprise Las difficulties
in petting started and this journal
istic convention has had i's share.
Next year it will be easier to handle,
more editors vill attend ami the help
that the i, Mi r ''brothers and sisters"
in the profes.-ion may give to these
that attend them will be proportion
ate! v greater.
Theta Sigma I'hi and Siima Delta
Chi certainly justify their existence
by this constructive move and tin?
Daily Nebraskan wishes them luck
and success in this new undertaking.
OUR TRACK TEAM
Saturday morning last the Busker
track team journeyed to Kansas to
meet tin- Javliawk s'i'iad in a dual
me.t. Yesterday Nibra.-ka's team
was. back a:'ain at the liaid grind ol
praetii-e, alter a i:i ,s.t sijeressful trip.
The team decisively Kansas and as
Kansas up UMil this tire- has had He
most f.-aied squat! in the Valley, Ne
braska may righteously say "Well
done,'' to their victorious team.
Nebraska may well be proud of it's
team.
THE LAWNMOWER
The lawTiniower lias come to life
again! Laat fall it was consigned to
Its rest with n. any a murmured "tood
work." 1 1 : t Kith the coming of spring
it is hauled out of its hiding pla'-e
and given a fresh start on Its career
of useiulness. It hibernated during
'he w'nter in its dungeon and no on"
thought ( f disturbing its repose.
At any rate, they bave been dug out
of their .'ir,c.on. arf, awakened
in the noining by an incessant clat
ter and iir ( st igation discloses some
one shaving the grass beneath the
window. The sun goes down at night
to the :une of lawnmowers. There
are batte.ies of them In action all
over the campus, if they are not in
action one meets them parked against
a tree or some other conspicuous
place where one can be reminded that
they are on duty. We wonder bow
big the campus seems to the keeper
when he begins to cut the grass with
a lawnmower.
Some lawnmoyers work gleefully
while other labor painfully along as
if they had a cylinder or somehting
missing. They grate and buzz and
groan persistently. Even as this ode
is being written one of the astbmctlc
impliments is being operated nearby
and Is serving ag an inspiration. The
dying wheeze of a lawnmower is so
inspiring- It is u good thins that
some genius invented those machines,
otherwise, we would most surely have
to remove the iron feme and import
a herd of cattle to pasture on the
grass lest we get lost in it.
Contemporary Opinion
A MAN'S SPORT
(Minnesota Daily)
The boxing tournament made a fev
new champs and furnished the ve
hicle for a couple of trips into dream
less slumber. That's the part the
public saw and appreciated.
Far more important than the spec
tacular showing made by the annual
tournament is the training received
by the two hundred men who take
the boxing course every year. Win
ning the tournament is merely an in
dication that they have learned llieir
lesson a little better than their fel
low classmates that they have
earned an "A" in the course.
As a sport calculated to develop
the best in men, amateur boxing has
no superior. Aggressiveness, self-as
surance, general physical devolpment
are all fostered bv it. When one man
fact's his opponent in the squared cir
cle, he is for once in his life entirely
on his own. There is no one to take
the burden of his mistakes, no one
to take up the fight while he gets his
second wind. It's slap, bam, smash
and the best man win.
Boxing kept on a strictly amateur
basis as at the nUiversity of Minne
sota is a course which every man
should take. Pass or flunk, e will
get something out of it. The winners
gain a confidence which is invaluable.
There are no losers. No matter how
little a man learns, that little gives
him an initial advantage over tin
iest of the world. Boxing, fighting,
manly art of self-defense call it what
you will, it's -a man's sport.
University Notices
Sigma Delta Chi
Meeting Wednesday at the Grand
Hotel. C p. m.
Gills' Commercial Club
On Thursday, May 11, the Girls'
Commercial Club will meet at 5 p. m.
sharp at Ellen Smith Hall. From
there they will go to the picnic
grounds tc celebrate their first annual
picnic. I he committee in charge is
planning a big time so everyone
should be out.
Omaha Club
The last dinner meeting of the
Omaha Club will be held Wednesday
of this week at the Grand Hotel. Snap
py entertainment is planned i.nd ev
ery Omaha student is urged to gr I
a ticket from one of the officers or
one- of the following Omaha students:
Stephen King.
Maynard Buchan; n.
Harry La Twoskey.
Harry La Towskay.
Emily Holdrcge.
Gladys Mickle.
Elton Baker.
Mildred Othmer.
Dinner will be served promptly at
0:15. 50 cents per plate.
Pershing Rifles
All members should make a special
effort to be present at Thursday's
drili. All excuses for absence should
be turned in at once to 1st Sergeant.
All dues must be paid this week.
Special meeting ol all this year's
Silver Serpents will be held Tuesday
evening 7:15 at Ellen Smith Hall.
Final action will be taken on a num
ber of important matters. Every
member should be present.
The Calendar
Tuesday, May 9
Vespers, a p. m., Ellen Smith Hall.
Be Molay meeting, 7:15 p. iu., Scot
tish Temple.
Thursday, May 11
Unl. Orchestra picnic, 0 p. m.
XI Delta meeting, 6 p. in., Ellen
Smith Hall.
Band Concert, 7 p. m.. City campus.
Girls' Commercial Club picnic, 5 p.
me., Ellen Smith Hall.
Silver Serpent meeting, 7:13 p. m.,
Ellen Smith Hall.
Wednesday, May 10
Alpha Kappa Psi business meeting,
7:30 p. m., Social Science 305.
Omaha Club dinner meeting, 6:15
p. m., Grand ifotel.
Math Club welner roast, 6:30 p. m..
Antelope Park.
Thursday, May 11
Wayne Club business meeting, 5
p. m., U. Hall 201.
Pershing Kifle drill. 5 p. m., Ne
braska Hall.
Friday, May 12
Union picnic, 5:15 p. m., Union
Hall.
Wolohi campfire meeting, 4 p. m.,
Ellen Smith Hall.
Delian Society meeting, Faculty
hall.
Lutheran Club open meeting, 8 p.
m.. Temple.
Farm House freshman party, chap-
THE DAILY NEBRASKAN
tor house.
Commercial Club banquet, Grand
Hotel.
Saturday May 13
Delta Chi Mothers' Day.
Kappa Delta Parents' Day.
Gamma I'hi Beta Barents' Day.
Sigma Xi -Phi Beta .Kappa meet
ing, Temple.
Acacia dance, Ellen Smith hall.
I'hi Delta Theta house dance.
Delta Delta Delta breakfast dance,
chapter house.
Junior Class party, liosewilde.
Sigma Nu House dance.
Big and Little Sisters' breakfast, S
a. m., Ellen Smith Hall.
Senior Reception, 3-5 p. m., Ellen
Smith Hall.
Bhi Kappa Bsi picnic, Crete.
Pi Kappa Phi picnic, Crete.
The Exhaust
There's a "Kick" in Kiss Komics
There's a "kick" to every kiss ac
ci.rding to a University professor who
has invented the Kissograph. This
device measures the "kick" of the
kiss. Taking a man and woman who
will osculate, the inventor attaches
wires to them. Then they kiss. The
machine acts automatically and meas
ures the linear extent and the mili
meters of blood pressure resulting
from the mistletoe kiss, the stolen
kiss, the export kiss of the finished
flirt, and the soul kiss. So sensitive
is the Kissograph that it vviil also reg
ister the domestic kss, tne degree of
irigidity in kisses one woman gives
another whom she does not like, and
all the other 77 varieties. The Kisso
graph is an adaption of the sphyg
manometer which psychologists use
to detect lies. There's a "kick" to
every "Topics of the Day" Films' pro
gram, which often includes some kiss
jokes. And there's a "kick to our
selection of kiss komics.
Past Master
Irate Father I'll teach you to kiss
my ilauc liter.
Insolent Youth You're too late.
I've learned already Froth.
Up to Him
He A kiss is a language of love.
Sin Why don't you say something.
-Cleveland News.
Up to-date Queen
"My queen," exclaimed her adorer,
timidlv, "mav I kiss the royal hand?
"My faithful subject," replied the
young woman, vvitn too air ol one
gently f hiding him. "what is the mat
ter with the royal lips? Tent and
Awning Review.
Sugar Coated Pills of Wisdom
A glistening stone wins many
girl.
It's a long love that (rids in no wed
ding. The stronger the breeze the sooner
the sneeze.
Cupid shoots his little dart and thus
a war of love dots start.
Don't inhale too much pas for then
ihe clouds you'll shortly pass.
Trick not lest ye be tricked.
All girls are not swe t sixteen who
snicker. "Aesop's Film Fables."
Eternal Triangle
Fablegram: 'Tis said that a mouse
is afraid of a man, a man is afraid
of a woman and a woman is
of a mouse. Moral: Three
crowd. "Aesop's Film Falbes.'
afraid
is a
Miller and Donkey
Fable; Once upon a time there
was a famous author who recognized
all the scenes in the screen version of
his book. "Aesop's Film Fables."
Alumni Notes.
Victor C. Graham, 'l!i, is connected
with the Peters Trust Company, Oha
ha. Miss Sarka Hrbkova, '04, author,
teacher and lecturer, will give an il
luslrated lecture on Czechoslovak art
soon at the public library, Cleveland,
Ohio. Misg Hrbkova was for eleven
years head of the department of Slav
onic languages and literature at the
University of Nebraska.
Alfred Victor Gerney, '22, is doing
newspaper work at Craig Colorado.
The second issue of the "Univer
sity Journal" for the year 1922 is off
the press. On the cover, done in
black and white, is an attractive
drawing by I). Kirsch. The sketch
portrays a lady seated and reading
the University of Nebraska scrool.
The Issue contins editorial comment
by the secretary, Harold Holtz, news
of the alumni clubs, university news,
the morning mall, news of classes,
marriages and several special articles
of Interest to alumni. Ben M. Cher
rlngton, who slnco his adieu to Ne
braska university In 1911, has care
fully laid the foundation of a career
which found him particularly adapted
for the work of traveling from uni
versity to university in the Interest of
the Y. M. C. A., Is the author of an
article. "Impressions Regarding the
Student .Situation in Europe," in
which ho tells of the most important
fads he noted relative to the uni
cersities abroad. Another interesting
article Mi the edition is, "National
Highways and the nUiversity."
Dr. Barbour, head of the university
museum, talked by wireless to the
Kiwnnis Club of Grand Island Friday
en the subject, "The Resources of
the State." This address was sched
uled for a week ago, but had to be
postponed because of the inability
of the Grand Island station to com
plete arrangements by that time.
On Thursday, May 11, there will be
a convocation at which the Seward
high school band will play. This or
ganization is under the direction of
William Larson, who took his bach
elor of fine arts degree in 1920. Mr.
Larson lias been supervisor of the
Seward schools for the past two years
and has developed an excellent band
and orchestra. The convocation will
be held in the Temple theater.
PEOPLE YOU KNOW
The Nebraska Women's Education
al Club will hold its annual meeting
Friday evening with a dinner at 6:30
at the Lincoln hotel. Dr. A. E. Win
ship o oBston, editor of the Journal
of Education and one of the outstand
ing educators of the country, is com
ing to be the speaker at the meeting.
Members of the Nebraska Schoolmas
ters Club and their wives will be
guests of the club. Between two and
three hundred persons will attend the
meeting, many of whom will come
from out in the state.
Miss Belle Ryan, assistant superin
tendent of the Omaha schools, is the
new president of the Nebraska Wo
men's Educational club, and Miss E.
Ruth Pyrtle of Lincoln is the retiring
president. The club stands for the
best possible standahrs and interest
in the education field in the state.
Miss E. Ruth Pyrtle, chairman of
the Americanization committee of the
Lincoln Women's Club, has sen let
ters to the twenty members of her
committee, asking them to give as
much aid as they can to the American
Legion and Veterans of Foreign Wars
in the drives this month. The Amer
ican Legion Auxiliary will put on the
daisy drive Saturday, May 20, and
the veterans will have charge of the
poppy drive a week later.
The Nebraska chapter of Delta Sig
ma Rho, the national honorary socie
ty for Intercollegiate debaters, held
its initiation ceremonies at the home
of Prof. F. M. Fogg Sunday after
noon. Wendell Berge, '25, Lincoln:
Bernard Gradwohl, "23, law '24. Lin
coln; Harold M. Ilinkle, '23, Lincoln,
and Welch Rogue, '23,Grant, Iowa,
were initiated. The initiates from
the 1!)21 teams were Fred C. Camp
bell, law '24, Lincoln; E. F. Gretber,
'22, Colorado; and Sheldon Tefft, '22,
law '24, Weeping Water.
Mr. Tefft was elected president for
the next year, succeeding Robert Van
Pelt, and Welch Pogue was elected
secretary-treasurer. Mr. Tefft, dele
gated to the national convention at
the University of Iowa two weeks ago,
reported on the meeting. The society
has fifty six chapters and over 3,500
members.
General Superintendent E. Flynn of
the Burlington Is in Chicago on a bus
iness trip.
Thirteen Alexis Club hikers left
Tenth and South street at 7 o'clock
Sunday morning. They hiked to a
place north of Burnham, where they
cooked their breakfast over an open
fire. They returned about noon.
Want Ads
LOST A tortoise shell comb. Re
turn to Stud. Act. office. At.
WANTED targe aeroplane view of
the campus. College Book Store. 3.
WANTED Men who have a few
hours a day to demonstrate and sell
the Neway Line of Brushes in Lin
coln. Many men have mado all
their expenses while attending
University. Why can't you? Phone
Mr. Bastion. Room 323, Y. M. C. A.,
for appointment.
ENGAGEMENT
RINGS
We are showing some
wonderful I) 1 a mond
Rings.
Their radiant beauty
and attractive mount
ings will please any
girl.
HALLET
Unlversty Jeweler
Est 1871 1143 O
The artist wanted
to paint a picture called
"Spring"
and the most appropriate sub
ject he could think of was
a man in a new
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