Farmer's Fair Edition
Xhb Daily Nebraskan
XXI. NO. 14:?.
vol
LINCOLN,. NEBRASKA, FRIDAY, MAY 5, 1922.
PRICE FIVE CENTS
TO BE
BRIGHT SPOT IN
AG COLLEGE LIFE
Following Parade Excitement will
Start With Bucking;
Broncho Contest
PLENTY OF PLACES TO
GO FOR SIGHTSEERS
Many Concessions and Side Shows
to Line Midway For the
Pleasure Seekers
Yip, Yip, Kl VI! Tlio afternoon full
of fun o" Ag eVmpus will break the
Ice when the first mule goes burking
end pitching aoroHS the pasture with
a nervy Ag pulling leather In a des
perate attempt to stick like a leach to
the twisting, whirling, pitching demon
of mule flesh. Steers may be better
pitchers of Ag men than mules, we'll
all see Saturday.
The Home Economic pageant to be
staged in a beautiful outdoor theater
on the campus Immediately following
the wild and wooly stuff should not
be missed by :nyone. If anything
premises to be the outstanding feature
of this great 1922 Fair it is this C03
tume pageant of the Sleeping Beauty.
Barbecue a Feature
Carnival and barbecue, say bring
an appetite for a big chew of tha,1
prize steer that is hanging in the cool
er wailing till it hits the grate over
that enormous fire the Ags are light
ing tonight. A nice barbecue sand
wich will just fill that awful gap in
jour face caused by expressions of
awe and admiration of the beautiful
pageant.
Yellow Dog Saloon
Concession and the Yellow Dog Sa
loon with the barbecue give no ex
cuse whatever for your return home
for dinner, just stick around and take
in the carnival, the Snorpheum and
fie educational exhibit. See why Ags
come to Ag College. Some of the
main reasons will be shown in two
buildings near the center of the Fair.
Where? Get a guide book.
Night Entertainment
And when the shadows begin to fall
get the choice seat in the open air
theater for the new and novel movie
show. Films of the faculty of the
whole University will show how our
worthy superiors can really act. No
doubt some famous screen stars are
in secret disguise among our facutly.
Let's watch them in the limelight.
Then dance tpl the cows come
heme. Three orchestras will make
you trip, whirl and slide to the jaz
ziest jazz that ever was heard at a
Far-r.ers Fair.
COMMERCIAL CLUB TO
HOLD FINAL BANQUET
On Friday night of M,ay 12, the
members of the University Commer
cial club will gather around the ban
quet tabie for the final big get-together
of this year. This is the clubs
annual bannuet and it is expected to
surpass all those in preceding years.
The committee in charge have left
nothing undone in preparation for
the one big event of the year. A per
sonal campaign of all the members
is being conducted in order to have
the attendance 100 per cent.
Some of the best speakers in Lin
coln have consented to talk, among
these are Mayor Zehrung and Mr.
Ryons of the First National Bank.
There will also be some short snappy
talks from students. And Oh' man,
the eats! They are going to have
the best that can be had. This will
be the final windup of the social cal
endar of the club and an extra ef
fort is being made to make it the
biggest of its kind in history of the
club. Everyone' remember the date,
May 12, at the Grand hotel. Watch
the columns of 'the daily Nebraskan
for more linformation. Tickets go
on sale today.
SOME THINGS NOT TO BE
FORGOTTEN TOMORROW
To be on O street at noon.
To visft Ag Campus all afternoon
and evening.
To get a Guide Book you'll need
it
To listen to the barkers if you can't
""ad the Guide Book.
To read all signs.
To follow the crowd.
To tell the cat when you leave you
on't be home till mornin.
SOINH
PROF. BARBOUR TALKS
TO ZOOLOGICAL CLUB
Professor Barker of the Zoological
Department of the University ad
dressed the Zoological Society Wed
nesday evening on the subject "Re
lation of Zoology to Medicine.-'
Professor Barker showed that med
ical knowledge was founded on work
previously done by zoologists. He
Vlso cited the work of older zzoolo
glsts on protroplasm, cell, and com
parative anatomy of animals. Pro
fessor Barker brought out that the
study of lower animals gives a bet
ter Introduction for the study of men
Man Is a composite of many animals
and only as we understand the lower
forms can we understand the normal
structure and functions of disease
conditions and be. able to correct
these conditions. Professor Barker's
last point was that the study of the
lower animal developes the power of
observation. The microscope is the
third eye to the medical men.
T
LEAVE TODAY
Twenty-five Men leave For Law
rence to Meet Jayhawkers
in Dual Meet
HUSKERS TO HAVE STRONG
- COMPETITION IN EVENTS
Meet to be Held Saturday Morn-
nag Schulte Conndent ot
Victory
The University of Nebraska track
team, which meets Kansas University
tomorrow morning in a dual track
meet, leaves today on the 1:30 train
for Lawrence, where they will arrive
late this evening.
Coach Schulte is taking the follow
ing cinder path artists with, him to
the meet with the Jayhawkers: Cap
tain Ed Smith, Dave Noble, Edward
Beckord, Claire Bowman, Don Brown,
Frank Carmen, Norris Coats, L. L
Davidson, Herbert Gish, Maurice
Gardner, Cecil Hartman, Kenneth
Hawkins, Harold Hartley, "Red" Lay
ton, I. K. Lukens, Clarence Moulton,
W. P. Riddlesbarger, Andrew Schoep
pel, "Bub" Weller, Howard Turner
and Morace Smith.
The following Omaha Medics will
also make the trip: Ted Slemmons,
E. V. Allen, Dave Deering and Geo.
Fischer.
The meet with the Kansans is one
of the hardest meets of the entire
season, according to Coach Schulte.
The Kansans have one of the strong
est teams in their history and can be
counted on to give the Ilusker track
sters the stiffest sort of competition.
The Kansans captured first honors at
the Valley indoor meet, while the
Scarlet and Cream athletes were a
close second. The Huskers are plan
ning on evening up the score in Sat
urday's meet.
Strong in Running Events
The Cornhuskers are especially
strong in the running events. With
Capt. Smith, Noble and Lukens In
the centry dash, the Huskers are as
sured of several points in this event.
Smith, Noble and Layton will run in
the 220 yard dash and Hawkins, Ted
Smith and Layton in the quarter.
Coats Bowman and Maurice Gardner
will run the half-mile and Gardner and
Allen will compete in the mile run.
The Omaha Medics, Fischer and
Slemmons, will run in the two-mile.
Tlie outstanding Husker in the field
events is Weller, who is expected to
have little difficulty in winning the
discus throw, being the molder of the
Valley record in this event, and sec
ond place winner at the Drake Relays.
Moulton will throw the discus and
heave the shot. Hartman will also
rpnresent Nebraska in the shotput.
Carmen and Schoeppel will hurl the
Javelin.
Turner heads the list of Husker
hieh-iumDers. with Noble and Gish
also entered in this event. Layton and
Deering will broad jump for Nebras
ka Coach Schulte has entered Kia-
dlesbarger, Brown and Hartley in the
nnlo vault.
Coach Schlademan of Kansas has a
tower of strength in E. R. Bradley,
Captain of tbe Jayhawk, team. Brad
lov won first place in the broad Jump
and the shot put at Drake, besides
taking second place in the 120 high
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KANSAS
Big Midway Carnival Will Be
One Of Many Features Of Fair
One of the most educational, unique
and rare carnivals ever staged will be
seen at the Farmers Fair. Talk about
curios, prehistoric animals, hilarious
minstrels, you have seen. If the dope
wore once to get out about all of the
wonders that may be seen Saturday
It would startle the world.
Old Nuro himself would hide his
face in shame if he were to behold
"The Terror of the World." Cleopatra
wknilid never ha,Vo had the nervt
to try to vamp Anthony if she had
first gazed" upon the Bathing Beauties.
Old Anthony would never have thot
about Cleopatra if he would have had
u chance to see the Iloseless Chorus
Girls. Even the Cornhusker Beauty
Contest candidates would get some
pointers from this wonderful group.
If you have a grouch hunt up the
Most Despised Animal and you will be
content with corn bread and musu
for the rest of your days. Even a for
mal tea party bid from the king will
only bring a smile aftor you have seen
this animal.
Advanced findings of sentimental
astronomy are to be shown on how
the moon effects the tide. This is one
of the questions that have been troub
ling the scientists for agos and will be
cleared up Saturday afternoon.
What could be more inviting, more
cheering, than a beautiful country
seat, a gurgling stream and the large
maple trees? Come and see. It may
make you long to be free. Darwin's
missing link will be presented in the
form of the prehistoric monkey.
The New York Zoo would lose its
fame if all the animals that are to be
sl.own were kept together for any
length, of time. European scientists
and evolutionists from all over the
world have sent inquiries concerning
PURPOSE OF FAIR
EXPLAINED TO ALL
Annual Ag College Fun Fest Has
Three Fold Purpose and
Much is Accomplished
The Farmers Fair is staged an
nually for a threefold purpose: to
advertise Ag College, to have a fun
fest and to train the students in the
arts of putting across such an under
taking as an advertisement for the
Agricultural College. It Is only fitting
and proper that part of the features
of the day's program show the advan
tages and facilities for instruction
within the College as well as actual
demonstrations of the ability of
trained men and women to take their
places in the industrial and social
world of today. So the Ags plan an
tciucational exhibit to be centralized
in the Plant Industry and Home Eco
nomics Halls to show in a small mea
sure the privileges that Ags enjoy
while here at ocllege. The exhibits
will be self explanatory to a great ex
tent and the demonstrations will be
explained as conducted.
Home Economics Feature Clothing
Much time and thought are being
spent on the Homo Economic exhibits
to bring them to a standard that will
make seeing them well worth your
time. The Foods department will have
on exhibit and demonstrations on the
first floor with tastes of jellyrolls and
orher dainties.
The representatives of the Textile
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PROGRAM
Fourth Annual Fanners Fair Staged at Ag Campus
May 6, 1922
Parade O OStreet at noon
Luncheon for High School Guests 1 p. m., Ag Cafteria
Wild West Show 2:00-3:00 p. m.
Midway Carnival, Barbecue, Concessions
2:30 Till the cows come home
Tageant 3:00-4:00
Educational Exhibit 3:30-6:00
Snorpheum 4:30-6:30
Snorpheum .'. 4:30 to 6:307:30 to 11:30
Outdoor Movie After dark
Dances 3:30 Matinee and 7:30 Evening
the Three-Legged Horse, the Imported
Wingless Bats, Bambeno the Cham
pion Calf, or the Eight-Legged Pig.
Are they mutations or Just phenom
lnal freaks? Come and see for your
self.
See the oldest table. It Is older than
Methusela himself and has been used
m one family for over 200 years.
Ps-st Is anyone looking? Come
witli me aid I'll show a Mystery to
Men. You'll gasp with wonder.
These as well as the Largest Dia
mond on Earth, Hot Stuff, Woman's
Closest Friend and Italian Forget-Mc-Nots,
the time honored flowers of sun
ny Italy, are a few of the attractions
to be found in the midway.
Most anywhere among the wonders
you can grab off a Kewpie, a box of
candy or a booby prize. They grew
on the bushes before the Fair. Try
your luck, be a sport, take a chance,
the boys will return the same.
You will begin to sniff the barbecue
and make the mad scramble for a
treat with the rest of the mob. Con
cessions all afternoon and evening
will wet your whistle ahd break the
$20 bills in your pockets into spend
ableable nickels and dimes. The
dance, the Snorpheum, Yellow Dog
Saloon, 'n everything else ought to
keep you busy.
One Ag has his fortune cinched with
the introduction of his new and novel
corn, remover. Paths will be worn
to his door. Guaranteed to work im
mediately. Absolutely pal-"' nrlv
preparations necessary are clean feet
and holy socks.
How to get to Heaven. Sent from
the dead are real messages from the
other worlds. Not to be received a3
in the days of Bill Shakespeare.
Where? When? Get a guide book.
You'll need it.
FRATERNITY GOLF
MEET NEXT WEEK
All
Greek Organizations Urged
to Get Men Out For
Tournament
AH fraternities are urged to enter
a team in the inter-fraternity golf
tournament, which will begin the first
of next week. All fraternities must
hand in their entries at once to the
athletic office and pay' the entry fee.
There will be two men to a team in
the tournament among the Greeks.
A considerable amount of interest has
already been aroused in this affair,
and indications point to a well con
tested meet. A banner will be award
ed to the winning fraternity team.
Another call has been made for all
golfers in the University to compete
in the tryouts for the Nebraska golf
team. Everyone of any golfing ability
is assured of a good chance of making
the team, as there are no outstanding
stars among the pill-swingers of the
school.
Conference Meet at St. Louis
The location of the Missouri Val
ley Conference golf meet, which was
originally scheduled to be held at
Drake, has been changed and will be
held at Washington University, St.
Louis. The meet will be held on the
26th of May.
All those who wish to try out for
the Scarlet and Cream golf team
should enroll at the athletic office im
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AVIATORS ARE GUESTS
AT FAIR TOMORROW
The Ags are up la the air with their
Faimers Fair. Rather unusual to have
the Ags iiythe a!r about anything but
any one with higher ideals and their
eyes on the heavenly blues above
them can see a kite flying around
above the university bearing a mis
sive on its tail that bids everyone
welcome to Farmers Fair.
Tlun Saturday the glaring sun will
burn your throat and the back of your
neck will stiffen into permanent
wrinkles as you tip your l! k back
on its hinges at a 130 degree angle
to stare In open mouthed nniazzc
ment at the feats of those twenty
birdmen who are coming from Okla
homa 'to be the guests of the Fann
ers Fair on Saturday afternoon and
evening. In a few years farming by
airplane will be exemplified in n
Farmers Fair but in the fast '.lines of
1922 entertaining by airplane is the
best the Ags can do.
ARTS AND SCIENCE
BANQUET IS
Chamber cf Commerce Filled to
Capacity For Big Dinner
and Initiation
MANY PROMINENT MEN
ON LONG TOAST LIST
Nominations Made For Student
Council Members For
Next Year
The Arts and Science dinner and in
itiation, which was held at the Cham
ber of Commerce last night, was lea
tured by the inititation of the mem
bers of a new organizations in the
Arts college. The dinner was fol
lowed by a snappy and interesting pio-
gram, including a number of excellent
speeches given by Chancellor Avery
and members of the faculty of the col
lege. Dean Buck of the college of
Arts and Sciences was toastmaster.
Two-hundred and fifty students of the
college and a hundred of the college
facutly attended the affair.
The program opened at 6:30 with
music by the orchestra. At the begin
ning of the meal, the entire assembly
arose and sang "The Cornhusker
Imemdiately after the meal, Dean
Buck gave a short talk and then in
troduced Chancellor Avery, the first
speaker on the program. Chancellor
Avery gave an interesting address on
the history of the Arts and Sciences
College. He told of some of the Here,
rivalry which once existed between
the colleges.
Chancellor Avery was followed by
Professor Alexander, whom Dean Buck
introduced as the poet of the faculty.
Professor Alexander spoke on the spir
it cf the college and how the students
should boost the college. The toast
master then called upon Miss Cook,
who entertained the gathering by two
readings, which were enthusiastically
received. Fred Dawson, Dean of Men,
director of athletics and footbal.
coach, gave a short address on the.
spirit of the college, in which he em
phasized the necessity of backing a
movement or idea until it is put
across. Professor Stepanick was the
last speaker on the program.
After the speakers had finished, the
room was darkened in preparation for
the big initiation. The initiation of
the selected ones was then begun, and
they were informed of their selection
for the honorary society of the college
by several masked men, who tapped
the favored ones on the shoulder with
a stick. The students selected proved
to be the leaders in the College of
Arts and Sciences.
The dinner and initiation were a re
sult of the long-cointinued cry for
some sort of organization in the oldest
college on the campus, the Arts and
Science College. Many attempts have
been made in the past to organize, the
Arts students, but none have been suc
cessful until this one, which all who
attended agreed was a huge success.
INTER FRATERNITY BASEBALL
AND TENNIS
Entry fees for the baseball and
tennis tournament must be in by
12 p. m., Saturday, May 6. Draw
ings will be published in Sunday's
Daily Nebraskan. Adolph Wenke.
SUCCESS
PARADE
1
START ANNUAL
Big Procession Will be on "0"
Street at Noon With Bands
and Clowns
GODDESS OF AGRICULTURE
WILL BE BIG FEATURE
Plenty cf Bucking Bronchos, Cow-
boys and Exhibits to Make
Up Parade
O, Here comes the parade- This
common overworked phrase of child
to grand dad will again be uttered as
the start cf the exclamations that will
be forthcoming all along the route of
the Farmers Fair parade Saturday
noi.n. As arranged now, the parade
leaves Ag campus at 10:30, travels
west to 33rd street, south to Vine,
west to 25th, south to O street, west
on O to eleventh, north to R and east
to disperse at 17th and R. Watch It
pass and review anywhere along the
route.
Comics mixed with artistic, novel
and instructional floats will give you
the first glimpse of the day as to the
magnitude of this year's Farmers
Fair, the importance and diversity of
agricultural education combined with
laughs galore if you catch the drift
of each joke.
Ags Own Band
The rube band of the Ags that
stirred up all the noise and fun of
last year will again head the parade.
They've been practicing this year and
can imitate perfectly all the farmyard
songs of old as well as a few discord
ant notes of their own.
The goddess of Agriculture with her
four maids of honor will undoubtedly
be the most attractive feature of the
parade. The Ag College float shows
with one excellent example the char
acter of the educational progress of
the college, while the Ag Club tree
will bear as its branches all the de
partmental clubs of thme college.
The Old and the New
. Striking contrasts will be made in
each of the Animal Husbandry, Agro
nomy, Animal Pathology and Agricul
tural Education departmental floats
between the good and the bad and
the new and the old. The floats of
the Dairy, Ag. Engineering, Poultry,
Horticulture, Rural Economics and
Entomology will exemplify by well or
ganized and arranged features the im
portance and progress of certain
phases of education afnd endeavor
within each of these departments.
Home Economics floats promise the
attractive and beautiful things, their
chief float being the Goddess of Ag
riculture surrounded by her horn of
plenty overflowing with grain and
products. The millinery department
will walk down the street Saturday
wMi an enormous hat tastefully dec
orated with real flowers. The value
of properly trained citizens will be
the keynote around which the Home
Management float is centered. A mys
terious king and queen will ride in
state in their royal carriage as a rep
resentation of the clothing work with
in the Home Economic department
and ladies will serve tea all along the
route from their tempting tea room on
the Institutional Management float.
Feature' Floats
Comics that we dare not try to de
scribe will start a smile on that
gloomy map of yours. That smile will
burst into a grin, then a laugh, that
laugh will spread 'ike wildfire until
hawhaws will ring from skyscraper to
skyscraper like echoes in a conyon.
Will you see the parade? Yes, if
you're tall enough. Bring a box and
camp on some spot.
GUIDE BOOKS HAVE BEEN
PRINTED FOR BIG FAIR
For fear that some one may be
come somewhat bewildered and com
pletely lost among the bustle and the
clamor of the great Fair, Guide Books
have been printed for your use. Get
one when you first step on the camp
us, you'll need it from then until the
last dos is hung. Read it follow its
directions. Heed the signs that will
appear everywhere. Listen to the
barkers. Keep moving. Watch your
step, don't stop the traffic or the Ag
Cops will give you a boost.
See our new visiting card samples.
George Bros., engravers, 1213 N" St
Adv. w.f.s.
FARMERS
FAR