Sundny, A pril 0, 1922.
THE DAILY NEDRA S KAN
THE DAILY
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of iiihIiiki provlilril for la H i i I loll 11(13,
act of Ortobcr a, 11)17, iiuilioil.cil, Juiiu-
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l:l)VAItl M. HICK
OWNING THE VALLEY
Tho institutions of learning which i
are located in tlio Missouri Valley re
gion and members ei the Missouri
Valley (.'onleienee liavo no doubt read
with amusement llio slogan now echo
ing out from ..Mount Oread, tlie homo
of the Jayhawk. We refer to that
interesting declaration, "We own the
Valley." Until we lTist saw this
statement we were not aware that the
Valley had any particular owner, that
it was property, or capable of being
owned. We had always looked upon
it as a good place to live and a con
ference composed of nine excellent,
growing universities.
But wo are forced 10 admit our er
ror. A formidable array of cham
pionships annexed by the Kansas in
stitution, with those held by other
schools discreetly omitted, affords
the proof of ownership. Were we
statistically inclined, we might go
into detail regarding the number of
championships and titles won by No
braska in the past tmt.v year. Per
haps we might be able to establish
as good a claim to the Valley as our
sister state. No doubt Missouri, or
Ames, of Oklahoma, could do like
wist. You have all heard the old storj
of the man who took In too much ter
ritory. This is surely a parallell case.
Our Jayhawk brethren evidently ov
erlooked the fact that there arc other
states bordering their own common
wealth and that there are bigger riv
ers than the Kaw.
Dut if the Jayhawkers get any kick
out of a slogan of this kind, far be
it from us to complain. We are very
happy here by ourselves and manage
to win a football game now and then.
We only hope that our school spirit,
if that it be, never becomes so in
flated tl.at we give vent to any such
spurious statement as, "We own the
Valley."
NEBRASKAN fco wrinkled with ng yot who
prances around in bobbed lialr anil an
brevlatod Hkirts, kittenish, one admits
but uiso both-eaten by tho years; or
the uiQ with a sagging skirt und run
down hools, or tho ono with no neck
tie and dust on his coat collar, or
tho ono with locks fulling around his
fuco in lank strings, whoso hat sits
on hla head like tho lid on a sugar
bowl, and who 'carries his books In
a Khoe-BtrliiK shopping bag? Ah, their
minds aro on higher things! They
liavo no need of hair brush or shoe
polish, for they are meditating upon
tho better part of life. They aro of
the kind who can seo beauty In all
phases of nature, even in tho mud
and scum of things, ns it were. I'n-
icitunntcly, all of their associates are
not ho constituted, and they turn away
with grins from these strange folk,
who may bo brilliant, but who are
freaks.
Naturo is not responsible for freaks;
tho freak is a self-mailo creature, lie,
or she, is so immune to the opinions
of others that he, or she, can stroll
down the elito board walk promenade
from the University I luii to the Audi
torlum, unswept, uiilauiidcied, and un
hung, and yot perfectly oblivious of
tho caustic comment which he, or she,
excites. This Is tho way to show
ones genius: Convention ; nai
does lie care for that? Leave conven
tion to the mod lori es.
One observes, however, that all gen
iuses are not freaks, and that lloiic-
mianism Is rather going out; the gog-
le-eyed, tho beery, and tho long haired
liavo given way to a more aitistic
form of genius, one more pleasant to
look upon. Geniuses freipiently go in
sane, but not all of them are men
tally unbalanced; the less a freak a
genius is, tho more he is a genius.
Daily Illini.
Tuesday, April 11
Silver Keriiunt meeting. 7:15 P. tn
Kllen Smith hall.
Sarpy County club meeting, 7:15 p
m. Library 30 1.
Wednesday April 12
Omaha Club meeting, (1 p. m., Grand
Hotel.
Girl's Commercial Club dinner, C p
m., Kllen Smith hall.
Thursday April 13
A. I. K. H. and A. S. M. C. meeting,
M. U. 207.
Commorcial Club meeting 11 a. in.,
Social Sclenco hall.
Saturday April 15
ltushnell Guild spring party, K. of
C. Hall.
Silver Lynx house dance.
Square and Compass club dance
Scottish llito Teniplo.
Delta Zeta house clanco.
The Exhaust.
AFTER COLLEGE WHAT?
Some studi uts have their plans
made fur their future occupation or
profession when they enter college.
Many more decide this important
(piestion during the college years or
at tlitir close.
Men and women now-a-days are
seeking more than a means of earn
ing a living. Th' y want also oppor
tunity for service as well as daily
contacts that make for growth. Above
all they want to spend their days do
ing something which constantly sup
plies new interests. library work a
new and un-crowded profession of
fers all these to tho well Qualified in
dividual. In adition it offers tho op
portunity to capitalize all that one has
of personality, culture, information,
ambition, Initiative or executive aility.
.-ow is tho time to enter and to
participate in a growing movement
which is powerful in the "building or
citizenship,' 'supplementing all educa
tional, social and recreational work.
Information as to how to become a
good librarian may be obtained from
the college library, the nearest public
library, the state library commission,
or by writing directly to the American
Library Association, 78 East Wash
ington Street, Chicago, Illinois.
University Notices.
Home Ec Club Party
All Agricultural college students a;c
Invited to the Homo Economics Club
party which will be held Saturday
evening, April S, in tho horse barn
at the Agricultural College campus.
7T
Union
All members will meet at the hall
Sunday morning at 6:30 a. m. pre
pared for a hike to Bethany Grove.
Delian
The Delian girls will give their
Annual progiamnio and Stunts, Fri
day night in Faculty hall at S p. m
Ag. College Students
Tho Home Economies club will cn
tertain all Ag. College students r.t a
party Saturday evening at 7:30 in the
llorso Barn on the Ag. Compus.
Correction
The University calendar yesterday
listed an Alpha Gamma Rho party for
Friday, April 7. This was a mistake,
as no such party has been scheduled.
Inter-Frat Track
All fraternities desiring to enter
hand their entry fee to Adolph Wenke.
U. S. Civil Service Examinations
April-May
Chemistry, Metallurgy and other
Laboratory Engineering.
Tochnical, Professional and Scien
tific, Miscellaneous.
Fur further information call at Civil
Service Window, City Post Office.
A. A. REED, Examiner.
Geography 74
Field trip next Saturday morning.
Meet at 8 o'clock at Nebraska Hall
Mapping south of town. Bring small
ruler and hard pencil.
Home Economics Party
Girls are to wear gingham aprons
and boys overalls at the Home Ec.
Party Saturday night.
Contemporary Opinion
FREAKS
Genius often seems to be closely al
lied to madness, especially on the cam
pus. The individual whose cerebellum
Is of particularly large and fine grain
Is often unbalanced along some other
line; he becomes so engrossed with
mind that he forgets iratter.
Who has not ridiculed the loppy
trousered, shambling one, with, long,
OTer-grown hair and double lens Mass
es, or the imitation flapper, whose
Omaha Club
The Omaha club will hold the sec
ond of its monthly dinners at the
Grand Hotel Wednesday at G p. m.
Tickets are 50 cents and may be se
cured from any member of the ticket
committee or officer. An interesting
ptogram is planned and all Omaha
students are invited to be there.
"Post Mortem" en Debates
Early Monday afternoon (the hour
will be announced on the Intercollegiate-Debate
Bulletin hoard, first
floor, U. hall) in U. hall 106 the Nebraska-South
Dakota debates will be
reviewed by members of the faculty
and of the teams. Students interest
ed will be welcome.
The Calendar.
V Sunday April 9
Square and Compass group A, 3 p.
m., Masonic Temple 239 So. 11 street.
Student Volunteers, 4 p. m. Faculty
hall
Catholic Students Club meeting, 3
p. m., K. of C. hall.
Menorah society meeting, 8 p. m.
Faculty hall. Temple.
Somo public-spirited porson hand
ed us a quasi-humorous news item
Wo print it as wo found It so doa't
blamo us:
A baker's dozen of the members of
tho University I'nion planned to have
steak roast last Thursday, flnce
they were unable to Indulge other
wise.' Tho weather man failed them,
so they turned the steak roast in"o
an indoor picnic. Near tho end it
was discovered mai some poiuio
hips, and far too much sandwich
lilling had been left untouched. So
the four girls formed an offensive al
liance, and took each of tho stronger
sex in turn, sat. upon him, and forced
tho proper fraction of tho remaining
edibles upon him."
Itainy, puddly, sloppy weather
Air feels like a big wet feather.
Sticky hots and muddy stockings
Mako tho Unl. simply shocking.
Baseball practice all called off
No more motoring or golf.
Darn, aint this the awfullest luck,
This cursed slop, this cursed muck?
By tho way, the "Ilaggers" aro al!
or at least those who have dony
their duty for the last paper walk
ing around with their heads in the
clouds. The reason is not a raise in
tho wage-scalo, but tho inexplicable
appearance of three brand-new tjpe-
writers in tho room where one is ac
customed to finding boiler-factory
models of the pre-Noah time.
Well, wo are all back again or at
least half here alter our week of
lay-off. And gosh but its a relief to
have gone home to get our April
allowance, because Dad always is so
slow that we're broke before we get
the glimmer of his gold.
College humorists think they are
slipping something over on the gentle
unsuspecting lambs by salvaging
some of Captain Billy's jokes. They
don't got by so good.
Other Worlds Than
Our Own.
University of Cincinnati Indorsed
by the Men's and Women's Panhelien-
ic associations of the University, and
fostered by the Y. M. C. A., last Sun
day evening there was an interfratern
ity church service. "Fraternities and
Christianity" was the subject of the
lecture. All fraternities were asked
to go to the meeting in a body with
their banners.
University of California On April
1, at the University of Colifornia, a
Women's Field Day was held. Final
matches of all interclass games were
played. Basketball and interclass and
intersorority tennis were held in the
morning with canoeing in the after
noon. Cornell College, la. A committee
of seven has been appointed by the
beard of Trustees of Cornell College
to select a successor to President
Chas. W. Flint, who has accepted the
chancellorship of Syracuse Univers
ity. Cornell's committee includes
John E. Johnson, Waterloo, Iowa,
chairman; W. C. Stuckslager, banker
of Mount Vernon and Lisbon, Iowa,
secretary; Prof. W. II. Norton, Mount
Vernon; George C. Hunter, president
Joint Stock Land Bank, Des Moines,
la.; It. M. Gunn, farmer, Bucking
ham, Iowa.
Ohio University Grant P. Ward,
director of intermural athletics, was
elected the first general chairman oi
the Western Conference Intramural
Athletic Directors' Association at a
meeting of representatives of seven
of the Big Ten schools at Chicago re
cently. Ohio State's record of intra
mural sports is best, according to re-
ports presented at the conference in
Chicago, leading with 6115 partici
pants in 17 sports. Michigan Is sec
ond. Illinois third, and Minnesota
fourth.
Columbia University Plans are be
ing completed for an Interfraternity
Bridge Club tournament. Alumni will
be allowed to play for the respective
houses.
McGIII University Fair one at the
wheel How do you like oar motor
roads?
He (dustily) Best I ever tasted. '
Ohio University A class in cheer
leading is being conducted at Ohio
State. A professor in Psychology s
giving ft serlos of lectures on "The
Psychology of Chocr-hmdlng." In bin
locturo ho pointed out that thrco
main principles for a cheer leader to
follow a ro catching tho attention, giv
ing directions, ond gotllng response.
Ho suggoHtod that an oxempllfler bo
used in experiment Ing on various
yells and methods of leading them, lo
(letermlno tho ones best adapted for
different situations. Twenty flvo men
aro enrolled in tho courso from which
number will bo chosen tho varsity
cheer leaders.
Northwestern University Tho stu
dents of tho School of Speech at
Northwestern recently entortalned nt
a most novel dunce. A gipsy cump
fire, natural woodland Bccnes, wood
ed lanes, flanked by gross, trees and
moss leading from the gipsy camp to
rustic scats resembling logs in a for
est. I
University of Michigan At a meet
lng of the athletic coaches here, plans
for increasing interest In nil branches
of athletics were discussed. The mat
tor of having four-year athletics was
discussed and seemingly approved. It
was thought that If, os froshmen, the
men wero permitted to como out for
varsity athletics, interest would bo
increased.
NOT MANY TRY FOR
PRIZE IN CONTEST
Competition in tho manufacturers'
contest announced recently in the
Daily Nebraskan has not yet devel
oped large proportions, as is shown
by tho fact that only about half a
dozen students have applied to Pro
fessor DeBaufre, chairman of tho Me
chanlcal Engineering Department,
who is running the contest- Because
so few have entered the race, they
will have things about their own way
in tho running, so that perhaps the
big chances at a twenty-five dollaT
prize will induce others to try out.
The rules and suggestions governing
tho contest are as follows:
Three prizes of twenty-five, fifteen
and ten dollars respectively, are of
fered by a Nebraska manufacturer
for tho best suggestions for a new
product to manufacture. The award
will bo made by a committee consist
ing of Prof. DeBaufre, Chairman of
the Mechanical Engineering Depart
ment, Mr. Zumwlnkle, Commissioner
of tho Nebraska Manufacturers' As
sociation, and a representative of the
manufacturer. The above prizes will
be awarded whether the suggestion is
adopted by the manufacturer or not.
If the suggestion is a valuable one
and adopted, additional compensation
to be determined by the above named
committee, will bo awarded to the
originator of tho suggestion.
All students now registerod in tho
University of Nebraska are eligible
to enter the competition under tho
following conditions:
(a) The suggestions must bo turned
in to Prof. DeBaufre, M. E. 203, be
fore May 1st, 1922.
(b) The suggestions must bo in the
form of a description of the proposed
irticle to be manufactured, written
on one side of 81 by 11 inch paper.
All papers should be securely fas
tened together and to a sealed blank
envelope containing the name of the
student submitting the suggestion.
These papers and envelope, holding
the name of the student, are all to be
placed within a 4 by 9J inch envel
ope, which is to be marked:
"Suggestion for Article to be Manu
factured by A "
(c) More than one suggestion may
Don't Gamble
with the Weather!
Get a shower-proof
Gabardine
from MAGEE'S
$25
Quality Clothes
bo made by any student, but each
suggostion Bhould bo submitted in a
soparato envelope.
(d) Two or moro students ma
Jointly submit a suggestion.
(c) Tho article must be one which
can be manufactured in a plant
equipped with wood working, forging
and machine shop machinery and
painting vats for performing work of
a medium grado. The article muiii
not require such great accuracy as
is necessary, for example, on certain
automobile parts.
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8 For choice Corn Fed
s seer can at tJraun'ss
8 Market 8
S 139 So. 11th
cocoooooscosooeocososcoeco
Ihe Automatic hish-Back
The Redipoint lead is out only
when you want it out for
UTi'tin.
When you don't want it, the
lead is up inside the barrel,
out of harm's way
The Automatic Push Bat
dous the trick. It whisks the
IcaB Vck into the bairel in
stantly, at a pressure straight
down on the point.
Redipoint alone gives you this
patented Push-Back. It pro
tects lead from breakage. It
protects pockets from dam
age. See it try it today
Prices from 50 cents up.
Redipoinfc
RIO. W.t I Ml Oft.
At the Sign of the Nurse
TURLEY'S PHARMACY
Prescription Specialists
1847 O St Phone B-2101'l;
JUDUE MORNING
of the Court of
Domestic Relations
Speaks
To Young Men
at the
PLYMOUTH CONGO.
CHURCH
17th & A Sts.
at 12:00 O'clock
Judge Morning will give
a series or talks
each Sunday. Don't
miss this first one
IffilsffiiraSiaE
EVERYTHING 1
FOR THE TABLE
0 eoples Grocery
to
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FILLER'S
ERFECTO'S
LEASE
16th & "0"
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Where do
You Lunch?
Pardon us for asking. Our ob
ject, however, is merely to sug
gest that you try this restau
rant. You will find a first-class menu
at very popular prices. Every
Ihinir about our place is very
clean nnd inviting, and tlio )
cooking and service well, ju.t
ask those who rat here. g
Central Hotel Cafe 1
Tennis Season
Is Here
o
A
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The University, courts
have been opened and are
ready for use.
Are You Prepared
to Play?
Pick your tennis racket
from the most complete
stock in.the city. Prices
range from $1.00 to $15.
Fresh Shipment of Wright & Ditson Tenn
is Balls, just arrived
55c each
Tennis Rackets restrung in our own shop
LAWLOR'S
The Sporting Goods Store
117-119 South 14th Street
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