Wednesday. March S. 1022.
THE DAILY NEBUA S K A N
THE
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KDITOKIAI. STAFF
OR IN 1. iA!TON FilHor-ln-Chirf
IIKI.I.K FA It M AN Miinaiflii F.dltcr
ticrtnidc I'uttiraon aiM-late Killtor
Herbert Hrowncll, Jr Mht Fditor
Kilarl Muck ':!;r
t'hnrleH A. Mitchell MkIiI FilHor
John Kenlley Sports F.dllor
Honnril HnffeU Wt. sport Killtor
Cyril 1.. Toombs...- 1rnninttr Kilitor
JoMph Noll Military FitHor
Alice StevMiit - - - TyMt
ASSISTANT KIHl'lOKIAI. WK1TKKS
Kenneth Mi t anillcmi Leonard Cowley
Hoy II. tiiintafKon Helen I. 1'eteri.on
OFF1CK HOCKS
F.ihlor-in-C bicf and Manoirliir F.dltoi
4H Dnily
KOOM toil. "I" HAM.
HI SlNKSS STAFF
HMFS lllilMM K Holiness Mnnnser
r'll'tl'MKV KIM-KY Wt. Him. Mirr.
fl IFFOKIt lilt KS Circulation Mgr.
tlon and his physical endurance.
This student is in the col'oxe of
agriculture. He waits table lor his
board and tends furnace for his loom.
He works five hours a nisii! in a
restaurant, finishing up at midnight;
then he takes a turn as nisht watch
man until 4 a. m., when he t'oes to
bed for his less than six hour daily
sleep. When he studios no one can
tell, and yet his is carrying on an
average schedule and making good
grades.
This man is determined lo gtl a
college education and it looks as
though he were going to succeed. And
we have learned that we, after all,
are possibly not so busy as we
thought. Daily lllini.
University Notices.
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tllAKl.KS A. MITCHK1.I.
THE
Tomorrow
GREAT EVENT.
is i he opening
day of
the Nebraska high school biskuball
tournament, the greatest cl.ii.sis of
its pind in the world. It is the most
mammoth aggregation of high school
athletes ever assembled anywhere at
any time. It is the biggest evnt of
the year for both the visiting parti
cipants and for the University of Ne
braska. Keep in mind, Cornlmsker students,
the bigness of the affair. Don't taluk
that just because it is a hisli school
affair it is of no consequence or im
poitance. It vitally affects you and
your university. It brings mere pros
pective students in touch with the
university than all other events com
bined. It is the one big connecting
link between the University ol Nc-
Freshman Basketball.
Regular practice will be hell
for the freshmen squad for the
next two weeks. Candidates
not reporting during this period
will not receive their credit.
JOHN PICKETT,
Coach.
Grades.
All grades to be counted fur Flii
Beta Kappa must reach the regis
trar's office not later thaan Tuesday,
March 7.
Matches have been scheduled with
the Universities of Wisconsin and
Minnesota for March 1" and IS. Mem
bers of the first team shall leport
on the target range for practice at
every available time within the next
two weeks.
By order of J. G. NCil,
Captain Nebr. Rifle Tesm.
Franklin Club.
The Franklin club will
"progressive somerset party"
Y room of the Temple at S p.
nold a
iii the
m. Sat
urday. All Franklinites invited.
A. A. E. Meeting.
Monthly meeting of the American
association of engineers Wednesday,
The Calendar.
Wednesday, March 8
Omaha Club Dinner at the Grand
Hotel, 6 o'clock.
Ag. club meeting dairy auditorium
7 p. m.
Kappa rhi meting, 7 p. ni., Faculty
mil, Temple.
Wat ne club meeting, 5 p. m., Uni
hall 201.
Kappa Fsl meeting, 7:30, Pharmacy
hall.
Match club, 7 p. m., Social Science
107. .
lota Sigma Pi meeting, 7:15 p. m
Women's commercial club. 5 p. m
Social Science 305.
Thursday, March 9.
Christian Science society meeting
7:15 p. m., Faculty hall, Temple.
Pershing Rifle drill, 5 p. m. Nebras
ka hall.
Friday, March 10.
Franklin club meeting, 8 p. m., "Y"
room, Tomple.
Union society initiation, the Caves.
Delian society meeting, 8 p. m
Faculty hall.
Sigma Alpha Epsilon formal, the
Lincoln.
Alpha Omicron Pi formal, Rose
wilde.
Wolohi camp-fire meeting, 4 p. m.,
Ellen Smith hall.
Iron Sphinx subscription dance, K.
of C. hall.
Palladian open meeting, S p. m.,
Temple.
Lutheran club open meeting, 8 p. m.
Temple.
Delian open meeting, Faculty hall.
Home Economics meeting, Ellen
Smith hall.
Saturday, March 11.
Alpha Delta Pi formal, the Lin
coln. P.eta Theta Pi party, chapter house.
Katherine Phillipd '3T4 returned
from her home at Columbus, Nebr.,
where she has been spending the
last few days.
braska and the high school men of 'March 8, in M. E. 206. Mr. Harry
P. Letton of the consulting engineer
ing firm of Grant, Fulton and Let
ton will speak on the subject of
"Sanitary Engineering." Nominations
for officers for the coming yeai will
be made at this meeting. Discussion
of engineering activities will be of
the state, who must form the juture
student body of the university.
Do everything in your power, there
fore, to impress upon these visiters
the greatness of your uriveisity.
Make them believo that is the logical
school for them to attend after, they
finish high school witn yours, 1 as interest to every A. A. E
an example, demonstrate to them
what the university does for the high
school student, how it develops and
trains him. Whatever you do, dont'
convey the idea that it is merely a
place where social events ai.d the
more trivial thinrs of life receive
greater attention.
Nebraska is depending on ycu. Do
not fail her.
Money and Banking.
The make-up test in money and
banking for the semester will be
given at 3 o'clock Thursday after
noon, March 9 instead of March 10.
Alpha Kappa Psi.
Members will meet at the Lincoln
chamber of commerce at 12 o ciock
Tuesday, March 7 for the regular bi
monthly luncheon.
.Acktrmaa's orchestra will furnisi; the
mus'c confetti and favors will be giv
en away. Tickets may be secured
fro::, members of Iron Sphinx.
Track Team Picture.
Members of the 1921 championship
fresh uan track squad are asked to
meet at Townsend's at 12 o'clock
Thursday for a picture for the Corn-husker.
WHAT IS A GENTLEMAN?
In F. Scott Fotgerald's latest novei.
The Beautiful and Damned, one f ron Sphinx Dance.
the most enjoyable passages of the The Iron Sphinx are giving a sub
wholly good book is a series of def!- STiption dance Friday night ir. non-
nitions he gives of a gentleman. They ( or of the visiting high school teams.
form, in ihe book, a conversation be
tween a group of somewhat intoxi
cated charr.flers but nevertheless
present a number of Interesting views
Here are the various interpretations
of that often misused term, "gentle
man:" A man who never has pins under
his coat lapeL
A man who prefers the first edition
of a book to the last edition of a
newspaper.
A man's social standing is deter
mined by the amount of bread he
fats in a sandwich.
A man who never gives an inter
pretation of a dope-fiend.
An American who can fool an Ent-,-lirih
butler into thinking he's one.
A man who comes from a gortd fam
ily and went to Yale or Harvard or
Princeton, and has money and dances
well, and all that
Mention Is then made of Abraham
Lincoln's statement that a gentleman
Js one who never inflicts pain.
We won't attempt to define v gen
tleman. That is entirely without our
sphere. We believe, however, that
Fitzgerald has presented some ideas
well worth your consideration. They
sound rather shallow at first hear
ing, but think them over.
In the notice of the Franklic club
meeting change the day from Satur
day to Friday
University Commercial Club.
Mr. R. R. LoLunsbury, secretary'
treasurer of the Union Life and Ae
cident Insurance Co., will talk on
the subject of "Insurance as a Busi
ness meeting.
The Exhaust.
Did'Ja Ever?
D'ja ever get
Called to the
Phone by some son
Of the tall uncut
And have him talk
To you for an hour
Or two at a time?
Did he pull all the
tale jokes you had
Heard many times before
And try to kid you?
Did he asl: you if you had
Advertised a "cow" for
Sale
And then ask to talk to
"Pete?"
Then did you make a
Blind date with him
The next afternoon
Just to see what he
Looked like?
Did'ja get disappointed?
Did'ja?
Union
Union initiation will be held at the
Caves on Friday March 7. All in
itates will meet at 7 p. m. at the
corner of 10th and O streets.
Aint'cha never
Had a hard time
To think
What to
Tit to
Pull off
Unsuspecting
Coeds and Ye eds
On the
Next.
You want
Something that
Will
Thrill even the
Hard cooked
Put
What will strike
i ht bards
Jt, good stuff
Will become
Ei--displeasing
To the editors
Who will
Throw iPic the gutter
Ibis superpeppy
Fluid.
Tis' Pro:: t::;cn
Quoth 1.
Ain't cha I ver
Wished for
Something good
To happen?
Aint 'cha never?
legislatures and there will probably
be important legislative measures of
local Interest up for consideration be
fore these young students of polities.
The work of the session Is entirely
in the hands of the students, who
are getting some valuable pointers
in the work of practical politics. Each
of the classes in state government
has chosen a committee to represent
it, and these various committees are
working as one large steering com
mittee for Ironing out the details of
the session.
TWINS CLUB HOLD
DINNER PARTY FRIDAY
The Twins club held a dinner party
last Friday evening at the home cf
vtr nnd Mrs. G. L. Barr. 1104 D
. . . . .
street. Covers laid ror eigntcen sn.t
a four course dinner was served.
Tables were decorated in pink, shad
ed candles and pink roses. Hostes
es were Lucille and Frances Barr,
Gladys and Goldye Kaffenberger,
Romona and JFtances Chamberlain,
Miriam and Irma Croft, Lena Readle
and Desma Renner.
Guests were the boys of Twins club
Glen Pirkwell, Dudley and Douglas
Carter, Cyrill and Decric Conover,
Harold Buckingham and Lawrence
Clark.
In Years Gone By.
Seventeen Years Ago Today.
An important collection of grains,
grasses etc., received by tne depart
ment of zoology as a contribution to
the state museum, was placed on ex
hibition. The contribution consisted
of three hundred land thirty-seven
collections of grasses, received from
the Argentine republic.
Thirteen Years Ago Today.
Entrance requirements and delin
quencies were the chief matters dis
cussed at the university senate meet-
ng. In connection with the latter
ubject, resolutions were adopted
voring a new system of student ad-
isors for application, both in regis-
eraing students and in looking after
their failures.
Ten Years Ago Today.
An important discussion was under
wav as to whether or not the Per
shing Rifle company should he made
part of the Nebraska national
guard.
Seven Years Ago Today.
A large number c modern books
was received at tne imrary. jviany
prominent authors were numbered
mong the collections.
Two Years Ago Today.
The boundaries of the land to be
set aside for use by the university
its future growth were fixed by
the members ofl the Lincoln plan
committee of the commercial club.
The university zone was bounded on
the south by Q street, on the west
by Ninth, on the east by the Rock
Island Pacific, and on the north by
the Missouri Pacific.
Making An Impression!
One young chap told us
that when he wanted
to impress a girl
with his importance
he found that neither his car
nor his ability to spend money
nor his superb game of golf
had as much effect
as bringing her into Magee's
and letting her see
where he bought his clothes!
$27.50 upward
Quamy Clothes
1 V.
Contemporary Opinion
too BUSY.
When the average student refuses
to do some friend a favor, or when
le forego--.? a picture show or cuts
a class rr misses & dance, he iHghs
or raooDf or snaps: "Too busy" We,
who a!so have our minor ob igations
cf class room, activity, and society,
take him at his word and offer him
a bit of brotherly sympathy; for we
also are wrestling with the hailuni
busy." And bo we continued onr way cf
bending beneath the burdens of a
fast and furious college life, nntj
we heard of one student whose busi
ness was exceeded only by his ambi-
University Church
Bishop Shayler will give the second
of his lectures on the history of the
church, Friday evening at the Uni
versity church on 13th and R streets.
His subject will be "The Couses and
Factors of the Reformation."
Y. W. C. A.
Y W. C. A. members rote Wednes
day and Thursday in the librarj for
new Y. W. C. A. cabinet officers.
Notice.
An Important meeting of all men
who have been assigned work in the
high school cage tournament win be
held at the armory at 7:30 tonight
Director Dawson will speak. Every
man doing tournament work most be
present.
Naomi Picpard '24, spent last -week
end at her borne in Genera.
DELIAN SOCIETY ELECTS
THIRD TERM OFFICERS
At its regular business meeting
Monday night the Delian literary so
ciety elected the third term officers
as follows: President, Etion Lux;
vice president, Velma Hall; secre
tary,' Lucile Overman; treasurer. Rob
ert Inglis; artist, Gladys. Lux; and
Sergeant-at-arms, Ruth McDill.
STUDENTS HOLD MOCK
SESSION OF LEGISLATURE
Political science students in state
government, having attended several
sessions of the special session of the
state legislature, have decided to go
the legislature one better, and have
announced their intention of holding
a mock session of the legislature
next Thursday evening at 7 o'clock,
in the auditorium of social science
building.
The session will consist of the
work oforganiz Ing one bonse of the
Can you define solstice, writ of
habeas corpus, perihelion, neap tides.
exogamy, gild merchant, usury, de
mesne land?
Do you know where there is an
oil field in Asia, the chief source of
copper in America, a lake in Siberia,
a British possession in Central Am
erica, or a city in Persia?
Such questions as these sure in
cluded in the new "freshman brain-
meter" resembling the famous Edi
son questionnaire, w-hich has recent
ly been invented by Prof. Dana Carl
ton Munro, of the department of
politics and history at Princeton
university, and formerly professor
of history at the University of Wis
consin. The use of the new test as a mid
year examination at Princeton re
sulted disastrously for the fresh
man. Over half of the class failed.
Members of the faculty were quoted
as saying that the questionnaire
was "over their headfj" Professor
Munro regards his test as an ex
periment, however, and said that it
would hav.i to be nsed for several
years before he could appraise its
value.
Tests of mental alertness such as
Edison's, will probably supplant the
present system of listing college
students at Northwestern university,
according to an anopneement made
by President Walter Dill Scott. He
looks forward to the discard of the
high school diploma, passing grade,
or other usual formulae for college
entrance, and the possibility of using
the new methods in selecting instruc
tors. Daily CardinaL
"Few girls with bobbed hair come
into our shop anymore," said a down
town barber this morning, and those
baring their hair stfll uncut scarce
ryp ver come. The girls are letting It
grow, and those that haren't yet had
it -ut aren't going to take the plunge.
1 don't know why it is some ol them
say that it's too much troubl2 to keep
lixed. Others say it's much easier.
I should say," the barber said, 'that
it a'.l depends on the hair nnd the
girl."
Girls have overcome thfir first
bashfulness at doing busine.-s in a
place generally conceded to be man's
domain, the barber said. They take
the procedure as a matter of course,
and many of them come in as casualiv
as a man does. More, however, bring
from one to half a dozen friends, and
make a celebration out of the affair.
Asked if tne girls as a rule we.e
harder to please than the men, te
barber replied.
"There isn't much difference. After
a girl has had her cut the first time
and has decided how she wants it
afterward there isn't much trouble,
except with the naturally fussy ones.
The biggest difficulty lies in the f-ict
that a girl doesn't know how long
the distance 'just to the tip of my
ear' is. Boys," he added, "are as
likely to be hard to please as the
girls.
"Some boys are as nervous and
fussy as old maids, while otht-rs are
as downright sissy as any girl. Some
rimes we feel like removing a few of
them to the middle ot the sited,"
he said.
"Girls do not talk much in a barber
shop," the barber declared, unless t
one another. A boy, if he feels like
it will keep up a running conversa
tion with the barber or anyone else
in the shop.
"It's all right for girls to bab their
hair," the barber remarked. 'But
I've always refused to cut the iair
of any woman that I knew was mar
ried, and was doing it just for tiie
fad. When they have nice hair, they
ought to keep it. Besides," he ad
ded, "their husbands are likely to
come down and jump all over me
when they find out what has tap
pened. Daily Kansan.
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