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About The daily Nebraskan. ([Lincoln, Neb.) 1901-current | View Entire Issue (Oct. 14, 1921)
PAL PUNCTURES Ncdilio was running for congroHs. My opponent," ho oi'ated "hasn't ft log loft to Btand on." Ma: "Better let him havo the scat then." Loona!" exclaimed Chcsta curing tli0 nmsic lesson, "remember yon are Blngtiiff an 'Invitation to Summer.' You aro bogging it to come, iwl dat ing dossier: "Don't you enjoy listening to the honk o tho wild goose?" Filley: "Not when he's driving an automobile." O. Jones: "A good wife means ...rvihinir to a man. Sho can make a vei ilabie angel of him." K P. Stoddard: "Mine came near ..,i.r ,ma of liw with !icr first Hlitn"ft i biscuits." She had just returned from a shop nint trip to the Bootery. rrof Stuff: "Do your new shoes hurt?" Freda: "No, but my feet do. Janet: "Why tlo they havo knots on the ocean in place of miles?" Tubby: "1 suppobO to. keep the ocean tide." Fred (new county attorney) r..vt Sahara! 1 have a caso against a beautiful girl, who is being de fended by an exquisite creation in wo- imn lawyers! How can I ever con vict her?" v.i.anor: "Get some homely wo men on the jury." Don was a bit hesitant about en listing on account ot' his religion, be ing afraid of ridiculiv On reluming. Ben asked him how ho got. along Fine" aid Don, "they never once found it out on me." judge Holmes: "Heaven Knows how 'Taffy' Williams made all his money." G. 11. Rogers: "Maybe that's why he looks so worried." nnrinc the last summer session hero, Harold McMilliu took up French, Spanish, Italian, German, Scotch and Svi'ian. He ran the V. " " - ... - ' Happy: "Is there anything about those leathers that might bring me into trouble with ihe 'society for the protection of our feathered friends'?" Henry: (the milliner) "Cenajnly not." Happy: "Bui aren't they off of some bird?" Henry: "Well, they are off of an owl, and the owl, you know, is more of a cat than a bird. He lives oi, mice, yuu know, so it's all rig.it." During a lull in his chautauue cir cuit, Ben was engaged by tlm Bullock sisters to furnish music for an eve ning's entertainment. Bert begen with an anuante movement from Mo aart. iiuna tuired to Flora, and said: "isn't that just like these musicians?" 1 hired him to play by the hour, and see how slow he goes,." Deacon: "I've borrowed the phono graph from next door." Dun: "What do you want of it? Are you ha vine 'a uarti?" Deacon; "No, but 1 have an exam tomorrow, and have to study." Neddie landed his job in Congress and was asked: "Do you find that your job is a good berth?" Neddie: "No, it's more like a ham nioek: Hard to get into comfortably and s; ill hardod to get out of grace fully." Guide:; "This castle was built by Henry VIII. laul Connor: "He showed small souse of economy. ' Why did he build it to iarfroni the railroad?" Florence: on t you join oui mission band?" Aaiorette: "Me? Why, I can't even pjay a mouth organ." Judge Krebs: "The next one to fipfcuk above a whisper, in this room, ill be put out." Claire vaulted from the prisoner's box and started for the door. "Hip, Hip, lloorah." Mickey; "What do you think of tie spring lamb? I ordered it espec- fcdiy for you." i'aul; "I think I have one of the springs between my teeth now." At the AU-Uni circus:! Edith: "Didn't Claire look distin guished in that dress suit, as ringmaster?" Pats: "How could he help it? Jim- mie says he borrowed it for him from the football captain, and it had been "orn also by two editors, three base ball stars and two of the best naif hacks the university ever proauced." E. C Fisher was staying at a place in Arizona where tinpan, roller towel, d Fels-aptha soap were the limit f their toilet accessories. The small oy watched him use toothbrush, nail e, Gillette, wlsk broom, and shoe polish. Finally his astonishment fcnrst through his awe and he asked; "Hey, mister! Are you always that araca trouble to yourself?" "W hear a lot about political xna "ery, but oJha says he had to cratcb. his ballo with a leal penal, anyway. Smut sayi that she who laugh t is English. the Chancellor For Midnight Announcement Daisy; "Isn't thero a draft coming P1IJ:. r . . ill iuu n aiuwn i James C. (drowsily) "But It in tho sale," Martha: "Somebody said they thought 1 was the stingiest person In tho world." Ono Friday night stands out in tho ( ?): ."Give my lovo to the Dougals memory of Balladians of 1903-1 Ml. Wo when you get homo, will you?" all loved our hall in tho old main Dorothea says sho would have huilding. It was to us tho most homo bobbed her hair long ago, only she 'iko plaeo on tho campus. On this par- never did like to use so much t-oap. Henlar night Chancellor Andrews, our Sho says it spoils her complexion, kindly friend had come to ovlsit us. Someone said, though, that sho had a When our business mooting began. wonderful complexion. we, of courso asked tho chancellor to Mrs. Slater is absentminded. Sho talk, lie complimented us cm our hall, met Florence one day ar.l asked: its furniture and especially tho carpet Hello, l lorence, how is you and nskod a chance to purchase it mother." should wo care. to soil n. Timn iiio Carol failed to appear at school tho bomb fell. Tho old hall wo loved so other morning. We understand that well was to be ours no loncer Wo .... . . sno was seriously uireaienoa wuu a ,-ohui move to tho new Temple build- history test. ing hue wo must raise our share. 1v icu sajs no is going io uuuk isen warn it. After carefully explaining the . i in Hydraulics, situation tho chancellor left na m a. They sit next to each other. liberate upon our action Fiot: How many sexes aro t) family faced with the loss of a iheio?' homo rauiine: .viaio sex, lemaio sex, m10 Palladians wero at that nicotine. and injects. Wo disrucsi tilrt ..v .initial liUlll VfJV ...... """"uu v iviit,-' i"UU1' angio ani always came bacn to ihe And so wo laid that t.io wnoie ex- S;)mo piacowe did not want a ow pre.ssion reduces to zero. hall wo lovo.l tho r,i,i aa isorma s.: "Ail mat tiouDio lor Uf u i,,.f ,,, , ,. , I " v vv""," ocu WllVfll 11 Uil W I V U dollars anywhere, but we had tn hav rain says nes a regular numan uy- ., hal, Plla . . iverytning no nas on is us namo. charged. Dwight got stung by a rattler the other day. Ho bought a Ford with out testing it. "All aboard," shouted the biakc- mnn. "All aboard," echoed llusscl Moore, as he looked out of the car window- to see if any stragglers were in dan ger of being left, and Louis Lightner sauntered along the platform and climbed aboard just as the tram staited. "That is tho time you nearly got left,' greeted Tom Hewitt. 4'0h, you sat right on my cake. It is all mushed." This wail from Nellie .;. rtaipii Woods or was it KuTus ot up quickly. Wo always fared well with the night watch as to lato hours, and this night wo wero given extra time because of tho weightmess of tho business. It was after midnight when wo finallv voted to raise tho amount. Our spirits rose and some one su eestcd that we toll tho chancellor, This idea was heralded with glee, so some seventy strong, and lustily ing ng "John Jones," we swooped down up on the executive mansion about one o'clock in tho morning. It took vigor ous ringing of tho bell before we sue ceeded in arousing E. Benjamin, a we preferred to call him, from his slumbers. When he appeared at the I camalf laughed, we greeted him with the announcement of our decision an PAL" USES WAGON AS MEANS OF LOCOMOTION ' AND SINGS "JOHN JONES" May day in tho wooka may not cure lyspepsla, but it is a fairly good pre- entatlve. A hay rack and a four horso team arried tho picnickers to tho end of tho Fen car line. It was a Blow ride, but tho moon was shining and no one wished that tho road was shorter. The longer tho ride, tho longer the good time and the next day's classes wcw far away. They sang "Cleman- tine," "Seeing Nellie Home," "Jolin Jones," and "Annie Laurie." Forgot- on wero the troubles ot yesterday; tomorrow was yet to come. At tho end of the car lino they wait ed while tho wagon rumbled homo- ward. Tho last car would bo duo in ten, minutesv Everything had been well planed. A light camo in sight on tho track at tho crest of the hill. It stood still ft few minutes and then disappeared. Tho "crew" had reversed tho oar and started back to town. For the first time, somo of the pic nickers admitted that it had been a long afternoon and that they were tired. Tw o miles to the end of the run on South 17th. Tho group trudged along, quiet for the first time since noon. But when they were once more aboard a street car, no one could have prevented them cheering for tho Uni versity, Palladian, and Roca and sing ing tho final verso of "John Jones." Why did they not go by auto some student of today may ask. Because this was in 1903, and there was not an auto in Lincoln, i icnics and picnic parties havo changed with the years, but who will say that those of today bring more joy. The boys and girls of day beforo yesterday have on ly pleasant memories ot their Palla dian picnics. Tho church inspires younpr men ami women to play the game of life- clean ami for all they aro worth A Cordial Welcome Awaits You at GO TO CHURCH REGULARLY A Cordial Welcome Awaits You at ALL SOUL'S UNITARIAN CHURCH 12th & H Sunday at 11:00 A. M. Sermon by the minister, James "W. "Life's Uncertainties ami Now MacdonaM ; suhject, to Meet Them"' ACCURACY RELIABILITY This is part of the Service you obtain when your glasses are fitted by the H. S.Welch Optical Company II. S. Welch, Liberty Theatre Rid?. 141 Xo. 13th ;illli!nil!ll!!!!ll!llllllllll!ll!IIIID IlllillllllllllllllllillilllllllllllllllllllillllllllliiilU "It was so light I thought it was a cushion." This tactful rema:k al- several soul rcniing volleys of "John most mollified Nellie in spite of the Jrtns" We were invited in, for the marred boautv of her enko. chancellor was a good scout, but even "What did you folks do about Ke who lovod a lark at any hour de' classes?" asked Sam Anderson. murred at such an early mornin "Forgot I had any' answered the par1 However, the chancellor insist other Wood twin, 0( a,1(i in we went. Mrs. Andrews and "Haven't missed a class all vcar' the mai(1 were awakened, and we were .-aid Ed Howe. 'Think I have one cut sorved with -hot drinks and wafers coming." W3 never knew how the maid felt At Roca the party left the train, R. about it, but by the chancellor and Woods tenderly caring fr the ciushed Mrs- Andrews we were cordially re cake. Half a mile north of the de- eeived and graciously served and we pot in the Warn it woods the lunch left bidding them "good morning" and baskets were set down. The ground feeling we were on our way to our new was carpeted with blue violets and dog-toothed violets and Dutchnians' breeches still lingered. Soon every one was picking flowers, the party di viding into groups. June in Lowell's part of the country may be the ideal month but in Ne braska what is so rare as a day in May. "Then, if ever, came perfect EVERYTHING FOR THE TABLE Peoples Grocery The University School of Music ADRIAN M. NEWENS, Director. I Offers thorough training in Music, Dramatic Art. A large faculty of specialists in all departments. Anyon may enter. Full information on request. Opposite the Campus. j Phone B1392 Hth & R Sts. raiiiiiii in iiiiiimiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiffi in iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinraiiiiiiiin wimi hall. "I'm on the top of the earth. No one can take me down." The chal longer was Alta Boose, and the point of challenge, the top of the high wood pile to which she had climbed. Russel, Tom, Rufus, and a half doz en others were Quick to respond. S;mi refrained when he saw Agatha's eys upon him. There was a wild scramble and one winner. Across the meadows to the old stone hou.se and orchard which marks the sight of the old Warner homestcrd, the picnicers soon strolled. A ball game came next. The girls were win ners and amid the cheers came tho startled cackling of hens. Russel Moore was hunting for eggs. The pic nic supper in the old orchard with the pink petals showering down upon the table was less exciting than the game but more int-resting. In addi tion to the goodies the girls bi ought, there were fried eggs, potatoes, baked in the ashes and Ed Rowe ate much more cake than any physician would recommend. 1 When the shadows began to length en, the party climbed the hill to Dr. D for a brief rest befone starting home. Strawberries, ice cream and cake. Two picnic surpers in one day! Yes, and no casualties. SIGMA GAMMA EPSILON SELECTS NEW OFFICERS A short business meeting of Sigma Gamma Epsilon, professional geologi cal fraternity, was held Tuesday eve ning at which time the following of ficers for the coming year were elected: President, W. G. Gish; rice president, W. W. McDonald; secretary treasurer, II. R. Knapp; corresponding secretary. Leland Payne; historian and editor, E. V. Hanson. Following the business meeting a short talk was given by Mr. Melvin Garrett, who 6lnce July 319 has been with the Compana de Petroleo do An gola, In Portugese west Africa, in reo- logical work. Mr. Garret leaves today for the mid-continent field where te wCl continue fcis work In Cia oil fields there. "PAL" SEMI-CENTENNIAL FESTIVITIES FRIDAY The Palladian semi-centennial festi vities are scheduled to open Friday evening in Palladian hall, on the third floor of the Temple. A reception for all Palladians, their friends and the faculty will be given at that lime. Special features of the program which tho active members will present will include a Palladian pageant, which is the work of Edward C. Fisher, and a group of original Taladian songs composed by James C. Wilson. Oiher numbers will be selections by the so ciety orchestra and readings by Hel ena Allen and Luvern Polk. Saturday from 10 to 2 o'clock open house for members will be held in Pal hall. The evening entertainment will be the homecoming banquet in the hall, with T. E. A. WiWlliams as toastmasler. Those who will respond to toasts are Dr. B. B. Davis of Oma ha, Chancellor Samuel Avery, Will Owen Jones, James C. Wilson, Miss Louise Phelps of Clarkson, Mrs. J. &. Hyatt, and several others. M 'MASTER TALKS TO DISTANCE MEN ili,!.,!, i.i . i, (uiii.iii..i- wMiajumwiiw .,Mt..i,.. in ii,. u i ii ii " ' iiiPieBgBaw.'i'i'.l. imr. I New Velour Hats 0tmmmm Better Get in for f t jfl ' rfi .. ! that Swagger New ; fefg oSSif O'Coat to spring at .j. f ! The Big Game SXI -:gi- VAi - :-rA- fV if , fjz 1 A meeting of the cross country men wras held in the chapel 'last night from 7:30 to S:30 o'clock. A short talk was given by Coach J. Lloyd McMasters about training and exercises. Coach Schulte gave a talk about Nebraska's former cross country teams and he told why it was that Nebraska has not won a Valley meet in cross country lately. His reason was not enough training. He said that for a number of yoo.r Aiues has w on every thing ailong that line and it was because she had evey manln god physical condition and there was at least 150 men that stayed ouot all season and worked bard. Coach Schulte said if it was pos sible he was going to give numerals in cross country this year the same as in track. Last year there was six let ters awarded and this year he hopes to have ten or twelve men wearing "s that they have earned In distance running. Captain Williams and Nielson also gave short talks about the coming season and about last year's work. "Business is Good" Here's Why Men's Suits and Overcoats Developed by Our Tailors . 1975 2475 2875 3475 Many Silk Lined and Trimmed Business is good here and the reason is as good as the business. For we've established a value standard in these Suits at the new low prices which is truly exceptional. Our tailors helped us do it-developed values for us that is so unusual that we recognized it on the instant. We did ou- part by foregoing a good share of our proper profit. Men who recognize the serviceability of tine materials and recognize the skillfulness of fine tailor work are buy. ing freely. The New Things First in Furnishings, Hats, and Shoes. New Shipment Bradley Sport Coats. Custom Service Without the Annoyance of a Try-On Ready-to-Put-On SpeMSmon