THE DAILY NEBRASKAN
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I.D1TOKIAI, STAFF
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KIN II. li.VSTON .MuiiiikIiik Kdlior
Br.l.I.r: FA It .MAN AnMorliite Kdltor
Kldrlilne Lowe .Ve r;nimr
Herbert Itrownell, jr. News Editor
Kuliliurlne von Mim-knlt ..Xxui.v immr
ClmrleN .Mitchell Sportn. Kilitor
John HolliiiKnortli Sportx lCililor
Military Keillor; Leonard t ow ley.
Ahsl-tant Kdltor: l'riink lielser and
(iertrude PutterNon.
Axintunt Society Kditorn: ellu (.lllnior,
Gertrude tiimld. und Vulorn llulllniter.
Women' AthleticH: Sue Stllle.
KxclimiKO Editor: Mnry Sheldon.
Dramatic Kdltor: Ayril t'oumbx.
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Clifford Hicks - Cir. .Milliliter
THE LAW IDEA.
A movement is on foot among the
senior laws for eueh ma.i to act as
"fathers" to an entering freshman In
that college. The Idea is mighty fine.
Not only is it a practical idea In tin;
'.aw college but in every college In the
u:iiveisity. Men and women entering
our school are in a world that is new
to them. They do not know the
"ropes" and have many hard knocks
in getting to a place where they can
stand on their own feet the way they
should.
The women of the university already
do this to a certain extent. The men
should start it. Anything to reduce
the mortality among the first-year stu
dent is worth while. Student opinions
from upperclassnien on this subject
will bo gratefully received by th
Daily Nebraskan.
1.
The Exhaust
Hf.
The nuicliinoa of the canir-'iigns
been stored teniuornrUy. If the
nvnrt locations weru known, it would
tioubilena provei fatal to said ma
chines. The tired mechanicians whr
were rewarded with success beam
beneflciently at the mention of eloo
Hons. At least they are satisfied
and convinced that the best men won
XetVH Editor for thin I"Kue
EI.IHSIDtiK I.OWK
CONTEMPORARY OPINION
"How was the smoker you went to
the other night?"
"Not so bad."
"Did you hear any new Jokes?"
"A few. 1 had to wash niy ears
out when I got home."
The Michigan Daily.
RESEARCH TO THE FORE.
In times past the hard-headed busi
ness man, the practical man of ar
:'airj, the 'cffici'-ncy-loviug manufac
turer, has often held up the scientist,
the theorist, the dreamer, to derision.
The investigator working alone in his
laboratory, urged on only by an ab-
worth while. Green, symbolical of our i SOrbing interest and a mighty flame
freshmen, is used on the cover, j 3f hope, many times so impeded by
Throughout the comic are pictures and ; Df facilites and shortage of funds
We suggest that the feminine poli
ticians; introduce, some new termi
nology which may be helpful in lu
ture elections. We suggest "May
the be:;t woman win."
AWGWAN IS HERE!
Dedicated to the freshmen of Ne
braska, the first issue of Agwan has
appeared. From cover to cover it is
Upon taking up the distillation of
alcohols in laboratory work the
students have bliown a decidedly
awakened interest in chemistry.
Possibly some of them aspire to the
vocation that has been the study of
the revenue officers for the past
months.
All members of the editorial
staff of the Dally Nebraskan and
nil ' reporters are requested to
liu-.et in the editorial office, 206
U hail, tonight at 7:00 o'clock.
Important. '
Civil Service Examinations
Experts in child woif;;re (1S00-2000)
Oct. 4 to Nov. 1, 1921. Any oue desir
ing further ' iformation call at Civil
Seivico window city postofflce, A. A,
Rood, Director Bureau of Professional
Service.
Lutheran Club
The 3emi-election of officers for the
Lutheran Club will take place in Art
Hall, Friday, October 7 at S o'clock.
Other -important business will be
transacted. Social hour following
business meeting.
TWINS CLUB
All twins of the University are cor
dially invited to attend a party at the
Chamberlain home, 729 South Fif-
jokes on our freshmen.
Freshmen don't misinterpret the
jests! Apparently you are getting the
rough
that his work was a positive, hardship,
seemed too much of a visionary to the
practical man to merit anything but
end of the deal but you are , contempt..
We predict that Ethel Alcohol will
enjoy another season of popularity
in spite of the fickleness of some of
her friends.
teinth, Friday, October
Come, whether or not
here.
7 at
your
8 p. m.
twin is
The captains of the teams work
ing on the W. S. G. A. membership
campaign are requested to turn in
a report of money received and
nn mborsliip lists to Margaret Stid
worthy before Thursday noon, Octo
ber 6, 1921.
not. The life-blood of our school comes
from you, the first-year class, and we
are proud of you. Over a thousand
strong you are, a force that will be
known not only this year, but during
the four years you remain with us.
Soon YOU will be editing Awgwan,
you, too, will be proud of the classes
entering our institution.
Read your humorous publication!
The jokes are new ones, and the staff
which is a particularly strong one. is
putting out a paper that you will look
back at, during your stay here, as be
ing one that is hard to beat. A dollar
will buy the entire nine issues for you
and when you're done with them,
send them home -so that those most
interested in you may laugh at the
things you do and get by proxy a
certain phase of the life you are
leading.
FRESHMAN MEN'S CONVOCATION
TODAY.
At eleven o'clock today the fresh
man men of the university will gather
in a body to learn something abo'.rt
Nebraska spirit, Nebraska traditions
and Nebraska ideals. This "someth
ing" they will learn, will only be their
first primer lesson in what Nebras
ka should mean to every student.
School spirit cannot be acquired in a
day. loyalty of an intelligent kind
comes only through knowledge, and
the constructive spirit for a better Ne
braska comes only through effort, and
for these reasons the class of 1925 is
gathered together.
Men who are vitally interested in
the men. In charge of the meeting
the welfare of Nebraskans will talk to
will be the Innocents, an organization
of senior men chosen because of faith
ful work for a better school during
their freshmen, sophmore, and junior
years. The director of athletics, Dr.
Leuhring, will have a message for
every man.
The hour will be an interesting one
from many standpoints and well
worth while. Let's have a hundred
per cent attendance.
Hut times have changed. The great
advances in industrial efficiency
which have been the direct results of
the scientific work of just such dream
ers and theorists have won the re
spect of practical men everywhere.
The effect of this capitulation on the
pait of the actual manufacturers has
been felt in the establishment of var
ious industrial fellowships and of re
search laboratories.
Just last Tuesday the representa
tives of the Michigan manufacture:'
association voted the sum of $25,000 to
carry on the work undertaken by the
university along this line about a
year ago. The money will be spent
in carrying out tests to improve in
dustrial efficiency along general line?.
The staff of the university, and tho
laboratory facilities as well, wll be
used to find answers to the practical
problems which confront the various
industries of the state today.
The value of such co-operation be
tween the scientific men of the uni
versity, trained along extremely use
ful lines, with the facilities of the uni
versity at their command, can hardly
be over estimated. Perhaps the prob
lems to be attacked are not so mo
mentous as those which engaged New
ton, Lavoisier, Solvay, Bell, or Edison,
but they will be practical problems,
and their solution will work to the
best interests of the state and people
as a whole.
With the price of a shine b-'ck to
a jitney, we look forward to tho time
when the price of peanuts comes to
roost again.
"1 thought you promised Charlotf?
that you wouldn't drink any more."
"Well, she said, 'Lips that touch
liuor shall never touch mine.' You
see I use a straw in sipping these
cocktails."
Bouffon
UNI NOTICES
Important meeting of student vol
unteers, 3:00 p. m., Faculty hall.
Home Economics Picnic.
Home Economics picnic for all home
economics students, Thursday evening,
5:00 o'clock, agricultural college
campus. Bring 25c. Don't forget.
Regular open meeting of Talladian
F. iday evening, S o'clock.
Square & Compass Club meeting,
Wednesday, 7:00 p. m., Scottish Rite
Temple, 15th and L Streets.
UNION
Open meeting Friday, Oct. 7,
p. m., Union Hall, Temple Bldg.
students welcome
8:30
All
Phi Omega meeting Thursday, Oct.
7. at 7:15 in Club Room, Law Building.
When the Bird-house
hangs out its
"For Rent" sign
and the cold breezes
sing through the naked trees
what is so satisfying
as shrugging snugly
into a new VASSAR Union Suit?
$3 $4 $5.
Wienie roast for Grace M. E. stu
dents, Thursday evening, at Bethany
grove. Meet at 27th and P streets
at 6:15.
STICK IT OUT.
Classes have been under way for
several weeks, the steady grind of
classroom work is beginning to be stif
fened, and already the short-winded
students are gasping for breath. Coach
Schulte tells his track men that the
best "wind" a man can have is tint
"second wind" that comes after an ef
fort. It is just as true in the class
rooms as on the track. The "second
wind" is the one worth while. A lit
tle harder effort, a little more patience
a few less good times, and the "sec
ond wind" will come. Then it will be
easy sailing.
The freshmen students are beginning
to ask "Is it worth while?" It is
harder for them to get this "second
wind." They are not in condition ta
shows that they, above all, need the
training we give. Professors have a
tendency to make their student? work
hard at first, so that the sluffers, tho
weaklings, and the men with yellow
streaks, will leave. It is far easier to
work with workers than with those
who hold back a class. Remember if
you can only keep on, a world of fine
things will be opened to you.
Don't be a quitter.
The girl.s that I meet on the campus
each day M
They set me to thinking, and lead
me to say:
I can't love the same girl, I like
every one,
I don't like the same girl, it's not
enough fun.
Ther'e Betty, whose merry and happy
and gay,
And Doris who seems to be cheer
less alway.
IIi.r sad, wistful eyes, they appeal
to my heart,
Methinks it is pierced by a small
Cupid's dart.
But Philiys comes tripping, I know
it is she
Who fills me with gladness when
ever I see
II' r face, or I know she is coming
so soon.
She's a lovely companion by light of
tin.' moon.
There's Mad.TC, who is known as our
U-rali-iah girl,
Whenever you see her, your heads in
a whirl.
And if for Nebraska you've
yelled before.
You'll cheer if she's there.
cheer and some more.
And then there is Peggy, who's
classy, a girl
That all the boys like; her little
black curl
Is always a bobbing, she gigge3
and grins
Till she makes you forget every one
' of your sins
And if one of these girls is not there
when you call,
Sit down, wait your turn, there's a
chair in the ball.
CONTRIBUTIONS FOR AWGWAN
must be in the hands of the editor
by October 13, Only ten d3s before
"time is up." Contributors will be
placed on the staff of the comic and
those who work diligently and faith
fully will be placed on the editorial
staff as soon as their work and reg
ularity merits the same. Mail to
Editor Awgwan, Station A, U. of N.,
Lincoln, Nebr., or drop in Awgwan
contribution box in the Nebraskan
office. Hurry and get the material
sent in.
Military Notice.
The t-tore roni in the baseniiiii oi
Nebraska Hall will be open for the
issue of uniforms to Freshmen lrom
S-12 a. m. and 3-6 p. in., beginning
Wednesday October 5.
Ag. Engineers.
The Agriculture Engineers will meet
at 7:30 Thursday, in Agricultural En
gineering Building.
neer
you'll
Lutheran Club.
Election of officers will take place
at the Lutheran Club meetiny In Art
Hall, Friday. October 7, at 8 o'clock.
Short program and social hou; fol
lowed by business meeting.
"Election of officers will take place
! at the Lutheran club meeting in the
art gallery, Friday, October 7, at 8:00
o'clock. Short program and social
hour will follow the business meeting."
The University Players
announce
The sale of season tickets for their productions:
Seven Keys to Baldpate
Clarence
Winter's Tale
What Every Woman Knows
Grumpy
Oct. 20-21-22
Nov. 10-11-12
Dec. 8-9-10
Feb. 2-3-4
Mar. 2-3-4
Apr. 20-21-22
These tickets may be secured from any sorority or literary society
member or at
ROSS P. CURTICE MUSIC CO., 1240 O ST.
Green Goblins.
Initiation of all new Green Gcblin3
Sunday afternoon at 2:15 sharp at the
Xi Psi Phi House. All old Green Gob
lins are requested to be present.
At the football game Saturday, the
"Laws" had Just finished solemnly
chanting, 'There'll be no lawyers
there!" when an elderly, careworn
gentleman seated directly in front of
me, sighed, "Thank God! Well not
need 'em."
Thursday October 6.
Block and Bridle Club meeting, 7:30
Farm House.
Agriculture Engineers, 7:30, Engin
eering Building.
Wayne Club.
The Wayne Club will have a
"wiener roast" at Robber's Cave
next Saturday afternoon. All former
Wayne Normal students and former
Wayne high school students are In
vited. Meet at 10 & O St at 4:30 p.
m. for car. Come out and have a good
time.
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