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N. STORY HARDING....Editor-in-Chiei
JACK AUSTIN. Managing Editoi
JESSIE WATSON Associate Editoi
ORVIN GASTON News Editoi
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AKHiKtant editorial writer: Helen Howe.
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OKT1N B. GASTON
CHEERFULNESS.
One of the most forceful Minions
we have ever heard was preached
from the pulpit of a l.inioln church
Sunday morning. Yet its title was
Ihe simple word "Cheerfulness."
This word is highly applicable to
those of us who form a part of this
great swarming hive of education.
"Give me the man who sings at Ids
work." said Carlyle. And he is about
right. The student who doesn't
bother another with his troubles and
worries, the teacher who doesn't un
load her nerves on the head of some
pupil all have found ihe fountain of
cheerfulness.
"I swallowed a whole mouthful of
cheerfulness from that sunshine over
there," were the words of :t child to
his mother. The best medicine we
can take to improve our educational
constitution is a lew doses of con
centrated sunshine.
regrettable New York and country
wide scandal that will eventually cost
him hla prestige and position.
You don't have to have money and
nower to succeed all you'll need Is
the true desire to forge ahead and the
willingness to carry your ambitions
to a successful termination.
African golf is now played "in so
ciety" with dice made of onyx, the
pots being et in pearls, rubies,
mieralds, sapphires and diamonds.
Tust what vocabulary is used by the
'arlings thus equipped with gambling
urniture is not disclosed, but it must
"ie weak with such an outfit. Ex-mange.
The '
emind
"anions
licable
Own Your Own Home" ads
us of the parody on the
song which would be ap
to the present rosy building
Law
vtmurretig (fnlmiiawr
TUESDAY, APRIL 12.
Blackstone Club, 7:15 p. m
Hall.
Hastings Club, 7:15 p. m., Law Hall
Vesperrs, 5 p. m., Ellen Smith Hall,
Sigma Delta Chi, 7:15 p. m., Pi Kap
pa Phi House.
Agronomy Club, 7:30 p. m., Dairy
auditorium, Farm campus.
situation: "Now for the Buildings that
'.oom in the Spring tra la!"
EDITORIAL OF THE DAY
(Journal of Commerce).
WEDNESDAY, APRIL 13.
Group B, Square and Compass Club,
7 p .m., U Hall 110.
Zoological Society, 5:30 p. m., Bes
sey Hall 126.
Kappa Phi pledging, 7-8 p. m., Fac
ulty Hall.
Grace Coppock campaign luncheory
Ellen Smith Hall.
Grace Coppock campaign lecture, 7
8 p. m., chapel, Armory.
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BRAND NEW BOOKS.
The first text book on ihe vi'!- Held
of Marketing is nearly ready lor dis
tribution from the pen of Prof. Paul
V. Ivey of the College of P.usiness
Administration. He has also written
a text on Salesmanship which is meet
ins with the appro al of professors
and students throughout the country.
It is reported that a number of for
eign editions nnd translations are
being made of this book.
Nebraska is truly proud of the large
number of her faculty members who
are contributing new volumes lo the
world's best liierature. Each week
announcements are made of new
books which Nebraska professors are
writiing or have written.
CHESTERTON NOT WINNING THE
WEST.
Omaha, the Midwest metropolis of
culture, art and big business, has seen
end heard Chesterton at an expense
of $1.000-and the nee, dusv ana
honest, has recorded the town's esti
mate of the English visitor with en- j
tire frankness. If Chesterton is really j
a humorist, he will cherish the copy j
of the Omaha Pee which lolioweu nis
lecture on "The Ignorance of he Edu
cated." Quoting the lecturer's state
ment that he is "one of those famous
Englishmen who cannot lecture and
do." the Pee used its stinger with the
remark: "At the end of his hour the
majority of his audience agreed with
him."
The audience, gathered at Omaha's
finest ballroom, was predominantly
highbrow and friendly, but. The
president of the city's drama league
"expected to hear a scintillating lec
ture, but ihere wasn't even a sparkle."
The woman editor of a magazine de
clared she was "going to write and
ask him what lie was talking about."
A fashionable matron classified him
hs "a boob dispensing piffle." A
Jeader in the Eine Arts socieiy said j house
his talk was "an insult to her intclli- j
ger.ee. line gentleman s criticism
was: "He's a nut."
Mr. Chesteiton was not a happy
hit at Omaha, but he said one thing
hat clings "If America was Hiree
yeais late in the hist war, England
leu wars late. One note in 1 lie
THURSDAY, APRIL 14.
Agricultural Engineers, A. E. Hall,
Farm Campus.
Roscoe Pound Club, 7:15 p. m., Law
Hall.
John Marshall Club. 7:15 p. m.,
Law Hall.
Commercial Club, 11 a. m., Social
Science.
W. A. A. minor sports contest, Tem
ple Theater.
Mathematics Club.
Guild spring party, Rose-
, Kaffenberger
FRIDAY, AFRIL 15.
Delian Literary Society, 8 p. m..
Faculty Hall.
Student Council. 5 p. m., Faculty
Hall.
Bushnell
wiide.
Twins Club, 8 p
home, 1040 A street.
Alpha Theta Chi picnic.
Men's Greater University lunciicrn,
12 m., Grand Hotel.
Square and Compass Club part),
Scottish Rite Temple.
Delta Delta Delta banquet, Miller
& Paine.
Freshman Law hop, Antelope Park.
Palladian open meeting, 8:30 p. rr.,
Palladian Hall, Temple.
Delian open meeting. 8:30 p. m
Practice House.
Union open meeting, 8:30 p. m., Un
ion Hall, Temple.
Phi Kappa Psi spring party, chapter I
statement of a lady
confessed she didn't
of Chestei ton. she i
It was a pretty cold day Saturday
for a track meet. Tint it was notice !
that three patriotic co-eds braved the
elements and sat in the bleach) r
until the last cent was finished.
w a
ciiicism is the
that, while she
get much out
thought the reason was that Omaha's
(duration is so superficial "lie's be
ond us." We cannot accept that.
The Englishman simply hasn't the
.oods tor the West.
The April Awgwan will soon ap
pear. If you aren't a regular sub
scriber don't forget you can buy indi
vidual copies at ihe Station A post
office in University Hall.
YOU CAN BEQUEATH MILLIONS
BUT NOT BRAINS.
The Chicago Tribune points out the
Stillman case as a good example of
the acknowledged tact that a rich
man may bequeath his millions but
ihe brains that were responsible for
this accumulation of wealth cannot
always be transmitted. "There is
plenty of rforn at the top right now
for the conscientious, hard -workine
young man without social prentice
and money, if he shows the required
stuff."
The president of the greatest bark
ing institution in America, the Na
tional City Bank of New York one
of the financial giants in the United
States has devoted too much time to
golf and other more questionable
amusements and too little time to his
duties as bank officer.
His father, James Stillman. Sr.. was
a man of great mentality, keen judg
ment and successful executive r.bility.
He left his son his millions and his
bank, but he failed to give him the
gray matter which makes for business
efficiency and success. As a result,
the younger Mr. Stillman has been
only a figure-bead while the others
under him have directed the policies
of the bank, later he has figured in a
Oar Inquiring Reporter
SATURDAY, APRIL 16. I
Bushnell Guild banquet, Delav.tn. j
Catholic Students Club, 8 p. m., K.
C. Hall.
Kappa Phi party, home of Rite At- j
kinson. J
Sarpy County Club party, home of
Gladys Sutter. '
Xi Delta tea for freshman girls, 3-6 '
p. m., Ellen Smith Hall.
Alpha Delta Pi spring party, Lin
coin Hotel.
Silver Serpent circus, 3-6 p. m., E'
len Smith Hall.
Delta Delta Delta spring paty.
Knights of Columbus Hall. .
Alpha Chi Omega spring party. An
telope park.
Delta Zeta banquet. Miller & Paine
house.
Phi Kappa Psi banquet, chapter
This is What
New York Says
About Organdie!
"New York has put on organdie. New
York is wealing the kind of summer
dresses that Southern girls used to
bring No'th in their trunks. NEW
YORK is looking like Main street in
anv little southern town, and si the
rest of the country has heard and is
following suit. Eos Angeles nnd Chi
cago are telegraphing for organdie
shipments, and everyone, everywhere,
is hastening forth to purchase or
gandie "
And so we've assembled
the most fascinating col
lections of organdies that
has ever appeared in our
piece goods section!
Plain organdies in every color imagin
able (28 shades in fact) may be had
in the very best Sw iss grade which Is
permanently finished at fl.29 a yard.
Other qualities, also permanently fin
ished, are priced at 59c and 89c a
yard. Embroidered and printed Swiss
organdies show many Interesting dot,
ring, block check, and floral designs,
as well as' stunning color combina
tions. 98c to $3.50 a yard.
St. Gall Swiss, doted in self color, may
be bad in jade, flame, mandarin, or
chid, rose, pink, brown and navy, at
the verv special price of 98c a yard.
Street Floor.
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AFTER THE DANCE-
GO TO
THE ORPHEUM DRUG STORE
QUALITY SERVICE
Five persons picked at raii'lu.i) are
asked a question.
Today"s question: Just what io
you think of bobbed hair?
1. Pauline Starrett, 22. i
Oh, it's all right lr;r somehow wl. j
wants to cut oil their nair Dcrau-e
they're ashamed ofjis stringin' SS.
2. "Sid" Stewart, 22
I don't like it and I'd nevr date
with a girl with bobbed hair, unlcss-
3. Emily Ross, '24
I just bate it.
4. Belle Farman, '23
Why, I think it's adorable, lreally
do. Why. if I was srn;'.ll. I'd boh my
hair without delay.
. Clarence Swarwon, '21
It reminds me of a chorus pill
That's all I've got to say.
A Late Model.
Petite and pretty anil half serene.
The best looking girl that Iv? evr
seen.
Her face was a smile the whole fla;
through ;
From her hat she was class to het
dainty shoe.
Tetite and pretty r.nd half serene.
The best looking girl that I've ever
seen.
O! No, you're wrong. Not a movie
queen.
She was part of the cover on a mag
sine.
Parodies
By
ADIE
Try this over on Your Jew's lljrp.
THE FIRST STRAW HAT OF
SUMMER.
To the tune of "Alice Blue Gown."
'Twas the first little straw hat of
spring.
And the giggles it sure was to bring.
H was both proud and shy.
As he felt ev'ry eye.
And in ev'ry shop window
He'd primp, passing by;
Then in manner of fashion lieM
frown
And the girls seem'd to smile all
around,
Till it wilted, he wore it.
Oh how we abhor it.
That first little straw hat of Fpring.
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Spring and Summer
Garments
Let us suggest that you look over
your lighter garments and send
them to us now for cleaning be
fore the Spring rush.
The soil of last season can do
them no good, but may do them
harm.
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