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ALUMNI NOTES
Mrs. Genevieve Welsh Irwin of
Bridgeport, who graduated from ths
University in 1917, registered m
Alumni headquarters during the past,
week.
Dr. Mortimer Jay Brown, vice rres
ident of the Pacific It. & H. Chemical
.corporation at Los Angeles, Cal.,
called at the Alumni office the pnst
week. Dr. Drown graduated with the
class ol '05.
II. B. Muffley of Dear Trail, Co!.,
called at Alumni headquarters thb
week. Mr. Muffley graduated from
the University in 1916.
William C. Chapin, "16, of Mica.
Wash., registered at the Alumni of
fice en route to his home. Mr. Chapin
is a marine engineer on the Firth
cliffe. He is just returning from n
thirteen months trip during which
ire he covered 43.G00 miles and vis
ited the following places: South
America. Honolulu, Slam, India. Sins
apore, Australia, Africa and Kgypt
He rasped through both the Panama
and Suez canals.
Fas Tollep of the class of 1916 vis
ited the campus during the week. ;
Since her graduation Miss Tollos ha
been located at the Methodist hospt- !
tal in Dps Moines. She will receive
her diploma from the institution it' j
June and complete her work in Sep
t ember. j
Mrs. Anna Lytle Tannnhill, or j
Beloit. Wis., registered at Alumni j
headquarters during ihe week. j
Right! He Left.
Lovers in the hall-way;
Papa on the stair;
Bull-dog on the front porch
Music in the air.
Cornell Widow.
B
Willing Hold-Up.
"I've been reared in the lap of
luxury," said the millionaire's daugh
ter. "Try mine for a change," suggested
the impecunious young" man.
She "Have you ever talked this
way to any other girl?"
He "No, love, I'm at my best
tonight." renn Tunch Bowl.
A clever and a lucky man is in
fallible; one without the other is use
less.
Old men are oblivious to life's
tradegies since they live off the
efforts of young men. (Witness any
college faculty.)
Indeterminate.
Tiof. "dive me the longest sen
tence you can think of."
Stude "Life."
Platitudes.
No one who loves misunderstands.
No one who understands loves.
Chaparral.
He loves her for all he's worth.
She loves him for all he's worth.
Purple Cow.
This and That
GETTING BY.
I am the ghost of one who fell
In the Great War. I come to tell
Mu ruin. Then perhaps may I
Again succeed in getting by.
I do not recall the day , j
When I have toiled or given ray i
For goods or honors. I was sly,
So folks always let me get by. !
Why burden you with my sad tale?
Why make you tremble and turn pale?
Perhaps you'll say, it's all a lie,
And I will not be getting by.
I tossed a hand-granade too slow
At practice once. Since then you know,
Hard luck followed. That is why
I am no longer getting by.
X. Tempo Raneous.
Unusual Girl
Billie: "How do you like having
bobbed hair?"
Bobby: "It's no fur Have to
to wash my neck every ray."
Knows Nice Knees.
Robert "Is Evelyn modest?"
Ruth "Extremely so. She even
hides her dimples."
Robert "She must wear a heavy
veil."
Ruth "How old-fashioned you are."
Dirge.
Bushnell Guild.
Bushnell Guild entertained at a
Saint Patrick's party at the chapter
house Saturday evening and held its
annual Sisters Day Sunday. Thiriy
couples attended the Sain Trtriek s
pflrty. Decvorations were in keeping
with the occasion. Entertainment
and refreshments were furnished by
the freshmen. Prof, and Mrs. J. II
Kirshman and Mr. and Mrs. C. H.
McGregor chaperoned.
Sunday afternoon the following sis
ters were entertained: Bernico Long.
Elizabeth Babcock, Marie ' Babcock,
Miss McGregor, Alma Swanson. Vio
la Swanson, Nellie Starboard, Janet
McClellan, Esther McClellan, Miss
Brehm, all of Lincoln; Alvcrta Buclv
ta, Osceola; Miss Hyde, Norfolk; Hil
mer Peterson, Omaha; Manorma,
Swanson. Talmage; Mildred Dunham,
Omaha! Florence McReynolds, Ash
hnd; Vida Rickmeyer, Fremont.
JEANETTE NELSON WILL
ADDRESS CAMPUS CLUB
Miss Jeanette Nelson will address
the women of the Campus Club in the
club rooms nt the Temple at 12:15 on
Thursday, March 17. , Mis3 Nelson
will talk about the Red Cross con
vention, from which she has just re
turned and about county nursing.
Professor Prune's Proverbs
1. Verily, I say unto you, si
thou a student diligent at ,Udk
dates; lo, he flunketh. '
2. A co-ed that bobbeth her hal
is like unto a fisherman that de
stroyeth his bait; tho fish win not
bite, neither will the man. oin0
State Lantern.
Ernestine Shayler of Oaha visited at
the Delta Gama house hist weo.
We Don't Want tobe
Judged by Any
Other Restaurant
Wo want to lie jralprcil Ivy
tho hidi quality of food we
servo, hy the cooking,
variety, service and our rea
sonable prices.
Hero is whore you'll find the
caterer's touch added to
your repast.
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Noisy girl: She wears bangs. Her
clothes are loud. Her hat is a scream.
The clock in her nose strikes one.
Daily Kansan.
He May I call you by your first
name?
She By your last if you wish.
Absent-minded Professor (meeting
his son) Hella, George. How's your
father?
There are two kinds of girls: Those
that kiss, and those that are never
asked.
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