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To the Editor of tho Dully Nchrus
kan:
An artlele appeared In llio Student
Opinion lor Friday, Mi'.r.ch II, advo
eating tho ubolltiun of the Student
Council. The writer first comiared
tho Student Council to the brewer
tntiruhts because it took t he Kland.
Wo Wish to Keniain. May I mis
Didja ever slay up late
And in tho niornin' full o' hate
Push tho books out on the floor,
est to our temperance brother that Close your eyes and sleep
Is Nebraska to bo democratic or be
run by an autocratic clique?
(Sic 'cm, Fido.)
"FIDO."
Didja?
OfAnnuaCWill Reek
With Spicy Scandal
some
a nioro appropriate comparison
would be to the Pilgrims. The pi"'
neers of a new democracy, thej too
..aid: "Wo wish to remain, bccaiMo
we tiiink u 's Wio rltiit filing to do."
A 'chance to return to England laj
open. Sonic weakened. Hut the ot:i
ers, with their faces firmly turned
away from I ho line of least resist
ance, said: "Wo wish to remain '
Our temperance brother gives t:.i
the real key to tho whole situalioi,
when he says: "It is a weed in th'j
more, Didja?
Tho ono section of tho 1921 Corn
busker that appeals to the old, young
and middle-aged os well, that reeks
with scandal of tho most intimate na
ture, that exposes to students tho in
nermost affairs of tho guiding lights
of the campus, that puts in print be
fore your eyes tho latest and some of
the hotest gossip and all these things
are iliistrated with real snapshots;
but to get. back to tho subject the
seel Ion of w hich wo speak, student
life department, is now being organ
In Years Gone By
Four Yeart Ago Today.
Lincoln high school basketball
team won tbo state championship.
At liberty Friday nK,lU.
Hampton, experienced dance
L6679.
-P. J.
lIu,uiBt.,
Nine Years Ago Today.
University cafeteria wiih opened.
Wyoming Club was organized.
Twenty-five Years Ago Today.
Tho Knglsh Club met with Mr. Mo
hood at the homo of Judge Tlbbitts
Didja wish you only knew
Of snin n place, oh, really true,
Whero books and boys had never met
And girls had never learned to fret. ; Jj!cdi anrt tho interlal Is being collect
Dl(,ia' Heeause the person in charge of
this section had to leave tho city on
an extended trip to the east In order
to attend a forrmal function, some of
the scandal has been overloked.
Wo are aware of the fact that manv
things take place around this school
of which wo never get wii d and for
this reason this Ilitle piece of literary
art is being written. Students har
nessed or single, that think they
posess the knack for being funny may
claim a place in the sun by sitting
down either on a chair or cactus with
a pencil and paper before them and
nuttlnsr into writinK jokes, gossip, etc.
hs head. No kAml y0"r and bra'n Were 8,ronBCr' 'and then handing them in at the Corn-
Didja ever meet your teacher '
When ho felt just like a preacher? !
Didja ever sit. and sleep 1
While ho let Jiis knowledge seep,
Didja? !
social garden of our school and wii!
in timo delravt fro nitho harmony j j,,,, rVer get a lesson
of stud. nl life. Its removal will eliml ;Thnt pi.OV(1(, llflpnvar()g a b,0H8ln-?
nate one imposing incentive to ijU's
tiouable polilical activity among th-j
students." He admits then that Cm
Student Council lias been the pre
cipitate which lias strirred up the
"harmony" of student politics. It ha.;
disturbed tho political i-lium-n. It
is democracy showing
wonder there is a clamor from cor
tain groups of students to abolish it.
The Student Council says to (pies
tionable politics: "I come not to briiu
peace, but a sword.' And, as of oh.,
i Didja ever sit and look
1 Insticl of diggln' in a book, Didja?
i
Didja ever leave the campus
With the girl who loved to vainpus?
Didja wish tho day was longer
Twenty-six Years Ago Today.
Officers were elected for the Var
sity Rifles.
Twenty-seven Yeari Ago Today.
A Writers Club was formed it tha
University composed of members of
tho family and students who had
dono literary or newspaper work.
Didja?
the answer is: "Crucify him!'' Abe'
ish the Student Council. This is 11k
underlying cause of the agitation
against the Student Council.
The ostensible reason given is that
it is incompatible with the authority
of the faculty for the Student Council
(o function. On l;e contrary there
would be a gain for t he faculty and
students. For proof, it is only neces
sary to point to tho success of the
Women's Self Governing Association.
It has gradually taken over many ot
the functions of the Dean of Women,
with entire satisfaction to both parties
concerned.
The girls can practice democracy.
hy cannot the whole schol do so
also? The Student Council is, the
only organization on this campus re
presentative of the whole student
body. Let us not allow democracy
to perish in this old university of ours.
Signed,
A Cornhusker Girl. i
Didja ever leave your school days
And ssunie a job for pay?
Didja wish your school days over
And promise not to bo a rover, Didja?
Didja know that you're in school now,
An dthe future is yours at a vow?
Didja know the days are fleeting
And you will soon be sleeping, Didja?
S. B. S.
i husker office.
(are called upon to get busy and make
i the Student Life Section of this year's
Cornhusker one of the best ever, so
that the Seniors may in the future,
when reviewing the days upent at
Nebraska, turn to this department
and be wafied on the wings of yes
terday back to the golden houre spent
at U of X. Stories, jokes, juicy scan
dal, and snap shots are tho things
that we want. Bring them all ami
they will be apreciated.
Aik for the
HOW:
1. Can the Student Council cdop'
a stand un-nimously and then hav?
a member publish a statement thai
ceral members do not believe ihu
stand to be right?
(Fido smells a mouse.)
2. Can the Student Council pos
sibly assume powers belonging to iUt
executive dean ami dean of women,
without the permission of t ho Loam
of regents or state legislature? In
this case these powers no longer te
long to the two executives.
(Fido smells a rat.)
P. Can the Student Council be in
friging on the "rights" of faculty com
mittees when these committee an
trying to get the council to assun.
these "rights" or more proper tly
"duties?" For example, the student
elections: Whose duty is it to handl -these
if not the students' represent
atives the Council?
(Fido smells a veazel.)
4. Can the Student Council, Ov:
only organization whose members ar?
elected by the students as a whole
both men and women, "Greek' and
"Barb," threaten any legitimate inter
est or any organization's interest,
whose members are incapable of the
two-faced stand taken above by their i
representatives whom they succeeded
in electing to the Council to protect
their doubtful interests possibly
with the council's abolition in mind.
(Fido smells a fox.)
5. Can anyone expect to "get awa;
with such patently unsound, insincere
arguments?
They expect the mass of shulr-nrj
to avoid the polls Tuesday.
(Fido smells a Hound.;
6. Can these interests run the Stu
dent Council? They can't that's the
trouble.
(Fido's getting nervous.)
Is this the most democratic Insti
tution in school to be abolished, a'
lowtng student activities to be han-
I had a girl
j Onct
(And she was cute you bet!
i Her hair was the
I Best imitation of
I The most bee-u-tee-ful
! Henna ostrich fan
You never saw.
I But a coupla deys ago
I I went an' laid
i My dreams with the
Worms in the grave an'
Sobbed! !
I 'Cause she had went an'
I Had her bee-u-tee-ful
Hair bobbed.
It's sad
Oh ... Well, what's the use?
Dangit All.
Thrilling.
There was n tap at the door. He
arose and turned it off. Lampoon.
Here lies tho bodyof William Jay.
Who died maintaining his riht of
way;
He was right dead right, as ho
sped along
But he's just as dead as If ne'd
been wrong.
-Ex.
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