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NEBRASKAN as "chemicals." Those having hair of
the "Insipid brown" shades were em
phatically told that the banquet ws
not for them.
Nebrska seems to be the only col
lege In the country, In which tin
Ved haired woman" has come Into her
own, even though Fashion says this
. ! year that artificial werdslil prhha ;k
4ahiTiption rata It.so per yr j year that artificial reds will be very
fl.ZO per Hmriur.
PuhlUhrd Mandaj, Tnraday, Wadnes
4m j, Thnriday and Friday of rarh werk
r TUa l'nlTmity af Krhraika.
OFKICIAL IMVCUITY l'l IlLICATION
I'ndvr tha direction at the student I'ub
ttratlonii Board.
Entrrrd a aMtand rlaaa matter at the
tnrTI- In Lincoln, Nrhraaka, ondrr Act
mt Congrraa, March I, 1S1U.
ainile copy .
....5 rent popular.
N. STORY HARDING....Editor-ln-Chlef
JACK AUSTIN Managing Editor
JESSIE WATSON Associate Editor
ORVIN GASTON. ...News Editor
GREGG McBRIDE News Editor
ROY GUSTAFSON. News Editor
IKI.I.K FA K MAN Sneletj- Killtnr
CIIIKMC8 MITCHELL Sport Editor
THi'phona nsfllli room 100, "V" Hall
4ltant editorial writcri: Helen Howe. 1
Foibles in Slang of
Campus Characters
(Dy First Ade.)
ANCIENT DENTISTRY
The Associate Professor of Semetlc
languages at the University of Calif
ornia has given to the world some in
teresting information concerning cer
tain excavations, which shows that the
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W ard Kandol and Harlan Boyer. """- em as mucn concerned
;..rtruiio iattaron and ;enevi.v-1 "hout their teeth as their prescnt-
day brothers. The modern dentist
jwho thinks his skill in handling mo
jlars Is the result of a higher culti
l ration is due for another guess. Al-
GLEN GARDNER ...Business Manager ' most exactly the same things that he
JAMES FIDDOCK. Asst. Business Mgr does now were done no les than
NOX BURNETT ....Circulation Mg'r ; twenty-five centuries ago.
Almost perfect specimens of bridge
i work, done by means of fine gold wirea
I have been unearthed. Although the
Cameo, UHvintuiit "orlrly editor.
litl artikt: Kiitlierlne von Mlnckuili
BUSINESS 6TAFF
flUEGU MiIlltlDE
Nrvi Edllar for this Iue
No. 5. RED.
When first the Dame saw eddle's
face it Was a Llvil It ED the l'o'..r
Chump thot he'd Turned an Ace
until she Cut him, Dead.
He Worked so Past ho knew !ur
Well, fnd so at Last Ensnarei' he
Pell.
She KKiiD his Thots Before she
Ought and KKD in her turn-
lie RKal) her thouts Hel'ore she Thot
with RIO Dher Cheeks they Hum.
The simps then Doth turned KKD
at once and Joined the Uullsheviki
i;nd Dulled wild-eyed bohomian stunts
while Acting awful sneaky.
And it you've KKaD this Little
scrip and think to be a KKD is ba 1
the Kest of Tills you'd better skip
.iNul the KEDhot Dad.
Ho KKaD the riot iv t and that
KKaDhot you Should have seen the
old man's eyes -tl.ey were pop-yca
bis Daughter thot as KKD as bright
DAILY NEBRASKAN'S SEC
OND SEMESTER PLATFORM
1- Clean politics In competitive
campus affairs.
2. More paid readers on the
campus.
3. A wider scope of news.
4. Realization of the new gym
nasium and stadium.
5. Lower prices to University
students.
6. Each student an "unofficial"
staff member of the Daily Ne
braskan. 7. Adoption of the Single Tax
System next fa'l.
idea is crudely carried out, a "bridge"
ivi)4 effpetpo" In thf niniitli nf ii nohlo
which prored unusually effective, a?- '' ' ' '
cording to investigations. VViir.i 'people See KKD then Ihing'
The difference between the ancient j get I.iue the Wise nuts all have said
and the present day methods of form-1: ho Messi.ge that ye leave wi'li
inir "hri.lcres" eems to he in the fact ! you Is whatever OU Head, don't
" bad,
You've flunked us In our quizzes, and
you're flunked us In each lesson,
But there'll be a time when you'll
come up mlssln',
Sweet teacher,
We are awful mad.
that artificial tteth are now substi
tuted, while in 4 B. C. molars were
many times forcibly taken from per
sons in the more humble stations in
life to replenish the decayed teeth
of nobles.
turn RED.
VOTE AT ELECTION TODAY
Today the students of the University
of Nebraska rote upon an isue that U
vital to them that of whether or 1101 1 pa-st w-eeks in preparation for this
A REAL ACCOMPLISHMENT.
Prolissor Vauphan of the Modern
Language Department at the Univer
sity deserves an unlimited amount of
credit and praise for the succesfu"
presentation of the Italian play which
was given under his direction at the
Temple Theater Wednesday evening.
The production was entirely in Italian
:iiil shows the careful work of a
capable director. Mr. aughan spent
a largo part of his time during the
UNI NOTICES
Home Economics
Miss Sharke, instructor of art i.i
the Lincoln schools, will speak at .1
meeting of the Home Economics Club
in Ellen Smith Hall, 7 p. m., Wednes
day.
the Student Council is to be abolished.
Every student (should cast his ballot
today at the polls in Social Science
Hall, in order that the sentiment of
tho majority of the student body may
be voiced on this important question.
It seems that members of the Coun
cil itself are split in regard to whether
the body should bo abolished. From
conversation with a large number of
students it apepara that they are al
most entirely in favor of the Coun
cil's abdication.
It only takes a few minutes to drop
your ballot into the box. Take a little
tfme off today and vote on this matter.
play. To say that it was a success
is putting it mildly. A number of v?
cj.I numbers, including several well
known arias, made the presentation
truly worth while from n musical
standpoint.
It was noticed, however, that the
large audience that greeted the p'ay
cn was largely made up of Lincoln
men and wome n. Only here and there
were students interspersed amor,;
them. Students should take more
than a passing interest in the worth
while things that the University bar.
to offer.
A GLOWING EVENT
By Ima Cuckoo.
The annual runcheon of the Order
of the Golden Fleece, which took place
Saturday in the Balm Room of the
Victoria Hotel, was a "glowing" event AII?American Optimist.
of the season. It Ls particularly in j Private Individual, who tactfully
teresting to note Hut this is fii en'yl obeys the commands of General Pub
organization of "red haired o-eds" 'n lie; is in hand with Colonel Co-Oper-the
United States and we may safely lation; keep in step with Major Op
say, in the world. One of the critics i erations; is conversant with the C ap
and editors of the Smart Set paid a tin O'lndustry; is able to face Lieu
special visit to Lincoln in order that j tenant Limelight; shuns SergiaM
he might report the luncheon and give i Shortsightedness; never approaches
It some prominence in his magazine, i Corporal Punishment; is Buddy to
Nebrasa's golden-haired co-eds (except ! each Buck Private In the Amui' an
those who henna exclusively and take
goldendips to mak themselves eli
gible to the order) will receive juJt
recognition and national prominence
for tl eir novel means o' bringing to
geia.. i their simim ta the "golden
glow."
There were prizes for the reddest
rod hair, the most "fascinating scin
tillating golden glow," the greatest
quantity of red locks, and for the
shades nearest lemon and brown.
The smoked glasos with which the
Judges were provided, afforded them
an easy means by which they could
judge "discriminately." The right to
remove harpins In the "quantity race"
was of course perfectly proper be
cause of the 1921 tendency toward
puffs, rats, switches and other Imple
ments of captiratlon?
It was truly a charm school In tho
banquet room Saturday with the daz
ullng array of colors ranging from
squash to carnation, salmon, pink and
flamingo. Lemon, ginger, and putty
hues were barred with as much gusto
Army of workers; is indeed Commander-in-chief
of his own earthly
happiness and above all is an Optimist.
An optimist Is a man who can make
lemonade out of the lemons that are
handed him. "Topics of the Day"
Film.
"O would I could burst
Forth In Impassioned verso!"
The nutty spring bard loudly cried
'Well, I wish you would burst
Something literal first,"
His weary typewriter replied.
Dally Kansan
One U. of N. woman says her dad
writes a "horrible scratch," but it
looks positively beautiful on checks.
ycu
She (coyly George, darling,
have such affectionate eyes.
He (thrilled) Dearest, do you real
ly mean it?
She (bored) Yes, they are always
looking at each other. Ex.
Golf Club.
Meeting of Golf Club Tuesday r.ight
at 7:30. All men interested are urged
to attend. Constitution will be aopled
at this meeting.
Inter-Fraternity Athletics.
The meeting of the Inter Frater
nitv Athletic Association lias been
postponed until Tuesday, March 15
at 11 o'clock in the Athletic office
This change was made because of the
conflict with the games in the state
high school basketball tourney.
Sarpy County Club.
The Sarpy County Club social meet
ing, formerly set for March 19, has
been indefinitely postponed.
Try this over on your Yew's Harp.
SWEET TEACHER.
To the tune of "Sweet Mama."
Sweet teacher,
We are getting mad,
You gave the hardest lessons right
from the rist.
We know that you have shifted from
bad to worst.
We're tired of listening to your cor
rections, You'd better hunt yourself Borne good
protection,
Sweet teacher.
We are very mad.
We never thought we'd ever feel this
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