THE 1) A 1 L T NIBUKAW
THE DAILY NEBRASKAN
I'oblUhrd Monday, Tuday, WadnM
av, Thurdy nd Friday of tmch wwk
r Thu I nlirnltf of rlrku.
OFFICIAL. l'M EKfllTY l HI-ICATION
I ndrr the direction of the Student I'ub
Hmtlona Hoard.
Rutrrcd M torond riant matter at the
oMofTlav la Lincoln. Nrlmuik, under Art
f Confrco, Marrh , IMS.
4ulirriplion mt M.SO per yrar
fl.tS per iMiratrr.
tingle ropy 5 rents
N. STORY HARDING. ...Editor-in-Chief
JACK AUSTIN...- Managing Editor
JESSIE WATSON Associate Editor
ORVIN GASTON News Editor
GREGG McBRIDE...- News Editor
ROY GUSTAFSON... News Editor
KF.I.I.K KAKMAN Sm-M.v Killtnr
r!KI.FS MITCHELL Sport Kilttor
Trl. phone H35I1; room 20fl, "V" Hull
-istiTit editorial ritern: Ilolen Hone, j
Vsrd Kandol and Harlan Hoycr.
should bo. Some of the walks, which
ai'i'enr to be the vintage of the '0's
or 'SO'b, are now full of holes and are
breaking up into layers. In some
places on the campus the walks are
almost obliterated. New walks would
bo a real improvement.
(.ortrnile 1'ntteri.on
I. ante, aoUtnnt fcnriety
Kritherine
l,iff artist:
mill ienevli-e
iMtoro.
vnn Mlnrku its. ,
How many times have you tried
to be courteous to a member of a
xisittng team that Is competing in the
high school tourney? How many
times have you removed a puzzled
look on the face of somo player by
directing him to the Armory or to the
proper place to take a street car for
the State Fair Grounds? There are
plenty of such opportunities this
week. It is your duty to keep the 'To
litem ss Reporter" off your trail thse
'ew days. REMKMBER: YOU ARE
RUSHING FOR NEBRASKA.
UNI NOTICES I B I
' S By hn CMfcoo, f
f 1
Green Goblins.
Special meeting of all Green Gob
lins Sunday afternoon March 13 nt 3
. 111. rharp. All new members are
especially requested to be present.
Inter-Fraternity Athletics.
The i.ieiting of the Inter Prater
Athletic Association has been
postponed until Tuesday, March 13.
;,t 11 o'clock in the Athletic office
This change was made because of the
conflict with the games in the state
high school basketball tourney.
BUSINESS STAFF
GLEN GARDNER... Business Manager
JAMES FIDDOCK. Asst. Business Mgr
KNOX BURNETT ...Circulation Mg'r
OKI IN n. Ci ASTON
Editor for thin lne
Student Opinion
Sarpy County Club.
The Sarpy County Club social meet
ins. formerly set for March 13, has
l.ei n indefinitely postponed.
TV
of Uie Daily .V.'
DAILY NEBRASKAN'S SEC
OND SEMESTER PLATFORM
1. Clean politics In competitive
campus affairs.
2. More paid readers on the
campus.
3. A wider scope of news.
4. Realization of the new gym
nasium and stadium.
5. Lower prices to University
students.
6. Each student an "unofficial"
staff member of the Daily Ne
braskan. 7. - Adoption of the Single Tax
System next faM.
THE CANE CARRIERS.
Those who have reahed tl.t pin
seniors in the College of Law at the !
University of Nebraska, has adopter
a cu.stom this year by uhich tiiey
will be conspicuous on campus and j
on Lincoln streets. The glory of the:r '
positions as fourth year student bai
risters will shine above ilum as ;t
halo when they carry out this ue.w
m:rk of seizor distinction. I
They have decided to "raise c.ain. ' j
la order that they might not crea'e '
the disturbance which generally ac- j
companies the execution of such a i
threat, lorce was declared again, t the
rules ol the brotherhooil. The next
r-tep was the purchase of enuugh
rants to supply each member of the i
Senior Law Class. !
These Senior Laws may he seen
any day until graduation proudly tvav j
ing their ebony canes on liiuh. Tin- 1
arpimuiit put up by some that it is
tbi Frt shiiian and Junior who needs
the canes to help him in his .-.ini'.) j
for Senior greatness has been over-1
ruled by the Seniors who claiia tha' '
now that they have attained their ;
pinnacle, they need som tiling upon '
which to rest. !
SCORES BY WIRELESS.
The University of Nebraska takes
another step forward with tho an
nouncement that the results of all
high school basketball games in the
tournament will be sent by wirelcs.
to each town interested immediately
after each game is played. The Engi
neering and Athletic Department a arr
co-operating in sending out these re
ports.
At 12:".0 p. m., C:20 and 10:30 to
day and tomorrow flickers of results
will be sent to every part of Nebra?
ka announcing the success or defeat
of the particular town in its tourna
ment games.
the Editor
bra ska u:
The Sludent Coun."il says ' V'.
WANT Tt) REMAIN." Similarly, a
iVw years ago, when Congressman
j'ulstad stepped into the limciiglit
lr w. rs from everycor ner of the
' United States said the same as doe'
! h Student Council, "WE WANT TO
I REMAIN." This is only human na
i ;iir Tor sell-preservation is one of
On strongest instincts of tho human
1 race, and one of the primary pur
j loses of education.
' The student body should not let
:seh be deceived into believing that
the Council is of one mind in asking
lur com imied existence, for several
of the members realize that the Coun
oil is, has been and always will be
j a nonfunctioning institution of this
school .and believe in all sincerity
hat it should be abolished,
j The Student Council of the Univer
sity of Nebraska has never function J
1 as have the student councils of other
i institutions whose success is used as
! an excuse for having a student coun
cil here. vhcre conditions are entire-
t
iy dilierent. It has not functioned, b"
I cause for years before the Student
I Council was created the activities o.'
I ! li.- council as formulated in otiar
: schools was already being well cared
1 for here, principally by faculty com
mi;tecs, and, secondarily, by existing
student committees. The Executive
Dean and Dean of Women rightfully
l ave lull control of the discipline i
the school. The Scholarship Commit
tee has charge of delinquencies. The
Publication Hoard, consisting of ap
pointed laculty members and demo
cratically elected student members,
h.is control ol stud-lit publications.
The Eligibility Committee has charge
el' the eligibility of athletes for aiL-letic-
contests. The Student Activities
OH ice handles the money of student. '
organizations. The Extension Depait
in. nt has absolute charge of Univer
sity Week.
The above named activities arc th?
ones directed by the students roue
eiis of other schools which are so
w Vely quoted as being successful in
;l.e supervision of extra curricula ac
ihiiies. These same activities ure ;'!
n.ost ideally handled at the Unive:.
sity ol Nebraska by the existine; com
initios and organizations.
Therefore, the Student Council hai.
no function to perform in the Ne-rfli.-ka
University, nor has it beer
able to find even one task after two
year of a most diligent search coupled
with frantic appeals for something t'
do. $t is a weed in the social gar
1 n of our school and will in time de
tract Irom the harmony of student
life. Its removal will eliminate one
imposing incentive to questionable po
lltical activity among the students.
A MEMBER OF THE S UDENT
COUNCIL.
Engineering Positions.
Mr. Pfief and Mr. Byerts of the
(Jeneral Elect ric.Com pany will be here
Friday, March 11, and wish to inter
view such engineers as are interest
ed in entering the employ of the abive
company.
the
NEW CAMPUS SIDEWALKS.
The other day we asked more than
a dozen students what it is that the
Nebraska University needs most now.
In addition to the usual replies re
garding a new stadium and football
field, new buildings and a new clu
dent recreation center, every one ol
them mentioned something else that
the University of Nebraska needs vi
tally. These are new cement side
walks on the campus.
We hope that new sidewalks for
the old part of the Cornhusker cam
pus are included 1e the University ap
propriations. If they are not, they
Unitarian Pary for Students.
All students are cordially invited to
the Unitarian Young People's Part7
to he given in the Sunday School room
'if the church, corner of 12th and 'TP
streets, Saturday evening. liancink
wl" iurnisa the entertalnmen lor the
xi ning.
BIG AND LITTLE SISTERS
STAGE DINNER PARTY
One hundred twenty-five Big and
Little Sisters were entertained at a
two-courne dinner Thursday evening
at Ellen Smith HalL Music, games
and lancing furnished entertainment
for the guests. Several of these suc
cessful get-together dinners bar
been given recently to enable the Big
and Little Sisters to become acquainted.
United Ag Club.
, Tii. -re will be a meeting of
i United Ag Club Thursday, March 10.
at 7:13 p. m., in Social Science 107.
J A program will be given.
Make-Up Examination.
A make-up examination in economic
history. Economics 31, will be held
on Friday, March 11, at 4:00 p. m..
Social Science 301. Another make
up examination in Economics 125 will
be given on March 11 at 1 p. m., in
Social Science 302. Examinations will
cover tests and required readings.
Big and Little Sisters.
Big and Little Sisters will have a
dinner at Ellen Smith Hall, Thursday,
at six o'clock. Tickets at fifty cents
apiece must be purchased not later
tlian Tuesday evening.
Tickets will be on sale by the
church group sellers for the Commit
tee of Two Hundred banquet to be
given Friday night., March 18. All
students desirjng tickets should secure
them through these sellers.
Foibles in Slang of
Campus Characters
(By First Ade.)
No. 4. An Eastern Egg.
There is a Bird of passag.; here
among Us other Jays who, After
Honoring us a year to Yale will turn
His ways.
At once You see the eastern Type
a rah Rah boy Is he Hie Latest
shoes, a Nifty Pipe the Slicker 2 a T.
And when the Latest thing is Out
you'll See he'll have One too and
Almost, always wiihout Doubt- before
The others Do.
He Wonders Why we don't Play
golf And have a Racing crew Most
anyone is surely off who doesn't Like
to Chew.
He follows All the new York shows
before They come out here He
gets the Dope tin newest clothes a
i zen times a year.
He often Wears his Sport Yests
He'cf like to Flash a Cane he passes
many wrathful jest the West gives
him a Pain.
And now the Moral in our Poem
we Ieave to Him and you if Ever
you Should be in rome Do As the
romans Do.
I AM at liberty every Friday night.
F. W. Hampton, pianist. Phone
L-5002.
"How Icing has that clerk worked
for you?" nsked the caller.
"About four hours," replied the
boss.
"I thought he had been here longer
; ban that," said the caller.
"He has," said the boss, "he has
been here four months."
"I thought you were going to kiss
me when you puckered up ymir lip?
just now."
"No er it was only a piece of
grit fn my mouth."
"For goodness sake swallow it.
You need some." Ex.
"Last evening, sir, I distinctly saw
my daughter sitting in your lap.
What explanation have you to make?"
"1 got here early, sir, before tho
other." Judge.
THE CAMPUS FLAPPER SAYS
hat if the girls wear 'em much
We Don't Want to be
Judged by Any
Other Restaurant
Wo want to lie judarctl by
llie biph quality of food wc
serve, by the o o o k i n ?,
viiriely, service and our rea
sonable prices.
Hero is where you'll find the
caterer's touch added to
your repast.
CENTRAL HOTEL CAFE
1325 P St.
higher, the shoo shinning shops 8oo
may dispense with their signs read
ing. "Indies be careful when leaving
chair." ins
"THERE'S A SUCKER born every
minute," remarked the manufacture'
of straws, as he trebled his output
Ex. Prof, (to lively student )-Mohn, do
you drink?"
John "N n no, sir."
Prof. "Good, hold this quart fnr
me while I tie my shoe." i;x.
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THE
PLACE TO
EAT
-At-Popular
Prices
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' N. S. CAFE NO. 2
136 No. 12th St.
8 bj,
For Good Eats
Try the
Y. M. C. A. Cafeteria
Victoria Cafe
A Good Place to Eat.
Good Quality-Low Prices.
Frank McCormick
Oh Boy!
I
Try It!
Here is a
Good Place
to EAT!
ROBERTS
SANITARY
DAIRY
LUNCH
1238 O St.
DELAVAN CAFE
Open Day and Night We Serve the Best; Prices Reasonable
Visit the Lantern Room
Dancing from 9:00 p.m. to 12:00 a.m.
DELAVAN CAFE, 143Q O Street
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