m ti n i if.v v . i w- v.
HELLOt
Somehow I rather envy Jim
For everybody takes to him.
No matter where you see him go
No one falls to say "Hell!"
Going along from claBs to class.
Him Bcarcely one will pasB
Without a friendly nod to Bhow
They moan to say "Hollo!" "Hello!"
See that pretty girl go by!
See that twinkle in her eye?
F
THURS., FRI., SAT.
By In a Ccko,
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CHALLENGE OF THE.
LAW"
fanshine Comedy
HE DOG GONE
WEDDING"
Skirts may Hbo and skirts may
fall, but men will rubber ever.- lVli
can-Topics of the Day.
Stricken Freshman (to pretty co
ed) "You are the breath of my life,
Caroline."
Blushing Co-ed "Oh really? Then
see how long you can hold youi
breath." Ex.
Of course, anyone
Why sho should
"Hollo!"
would know
greet him
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Floor.
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M.AVIA WATERS
The Trinolinr Ianrer
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JAMES ETTA MITCHELL
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"IN A PEST HOl'SE"
Topic of Day
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Adrian M. Newens, Director
Offers Thorough Training in Music and
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A LARGE FACULTY' OF SPECIALISTS IN ALL
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Anyone May Enter
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Opposite the Campus
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Wrong! for there a prettier one
Does the selfsame thing in fun.
And Jim cant' help, you know,
Hut answer back, "Hollo! Hollo!"
Jim's not half as fair ; 1,
Yet when 1 am passing by
Folks do not look up to show
Their friendliness and Bay "Hello!"
1 am often wondering,
Who started to do this thing??
Did everybody like him so?
i).' was Jim the first to say "Hello?"
X. Tempo Raneous.
UnivtrtitQ Cfalm5ar
FRIDAY, DECEMBER 10.
Pi Kappa Phi Founder's
banc.uet, Lincoln hotel.
Day
Alpha Gamma
Rho dance, Lincoln
hotel.
Closed night, by order of Dean
Heppner.
Cc-rnhi.sker banquet, men.
Ccrnhusker costume party, women.
1223 R street dormitory dance,
!len Smith Hall.
Enoinetrf' dance, Commercial Club.
Mystic Fish party, Knights of
Cc!umbus Hall.
A:pha Omicron Pi fall party, Rose-
wi'rfe party house.
SATURDAY, DECEMCER 11.
Sigma Nu annua! formal pig dinner.
Palladian Society open meet.ng,
15 p. m.. Faculty Hall.
Art Club theater meeting, 6:45
m., Lyric theater.
Ag Mixer, Armory.
A'pha Sigma Phi house dance.
Achoth dinner dance, chapter house.
Big Sister party, 3-6 p. m., Ellen
Smith Hall.
Sigma Tau dance, Ellen Smith Hall.
Sigma Phi Epsilon fall party, Lin
coln hotel.
Viking dance, Knights of Columbus
Hall.
Alpha Phi fall party. Commercial
Club.
Acacia matinee dance, chapter
house.
Alpha Delta Pi dance, 180 South
Twenty-third street.
Pre-medic society meeting, 8 p. ir-.,
Beta Theta Pi house.
SUNDAY, DECEMBER 12.
Lutheran Club hike, 2:15 p.
Temple.
WANT ADS.
DELTA Delta Delta Christmas Gift
Shop Saturday, Dec. 11. at the
Ohatin Floral Shop, candy, baked
goods and Christmas gifts.
WANTED Good young man; good
Tt.nnr.Eiiinn with -fasv money, dur-
" -
ing Christmas vacation. If
inter
ested call B-2175 between
9 p. m.
7 and
LOST Gold octogonal shaped wrist
watch with initials E. M. X. on
back. I.ost between S. S. building
and 12th and O streets. Return to
Student Activities office. Re-
-rd t
riTM.S Here's your chance to buy
the kind or gifts you really like to
buy. Y. W. C. A. Bazaar, December
16 and 17. Ellen Smith Hall. St
"But"
"No
"Just "
"No "
"Once"
"No'
"Please"
"No"
"Henry, why
Exchange.
didn't you shave?"-
He (trying to light the gas) Any
one pt a match? What's the mattci
wiih the gas dovin hero?
From stcond floor There's plentj
of fcas up here.
Ho Is it illuminating gas?
Lincoln moi'chitiits aiv warning
students to shop early. Christmas v.-i
cation begins Dec. IS.
Teacher
it tnat t,
Hai mony When"
you iiit "mi."
you
When a Fcliow Needs a Friend.
Sins a sung of sixpence.
lint shail. Tommy do?
Fa the I 's in the collar
Making his home brew.
Mother's in the kitchen v
boiling malt and hops,
Jimmy's ia the from room
Liokm 'out for cops.
A. M.
You leil'in, Hazel, ou're a nuu
You tell'm, Christmas Tree, you're
all lit up.
You to-U'm i'orth Swing. you're
some swinger.
You telim, T i.owruor, you
Hard In i.
-What's the dil'ieriiiee hi iween
sewing iiiaciiine and a kiss?"
"One sews seams good, ami the
other seems so good."
He (coming back from Omaha
after the theater) 1 (never have
seen such a slow train, we an
scarcely creeping.
Tired Conductor You can get oil
i.nu walk it yuu vant to.
He i -would, only they Wire
not
expecting to meet me until
time.
tram
As you sit alone a-thinkin'
Of the things you want to be.
Of the tilings you ought to know,
And the things you ought to see,
You get to leelin' ioneiy
And you get to feelin' blue,
You get to wonuorin how and why
And if your best frund's really
true.
A shot of sell-pity comes
Stealin' in your heart.
And you wonder how the other fol
low Can always he so smart.
And when your teehn this '.
Wipe away your tears, and smile
Remember, 'tis not always the big
things
That are ihe things woith while.
Coach Hughes
Considers Nebraska
Game Important
The. following clipping, taken from
of the Denver Post
and sent to the Daily Ncbraskan by
a Denver reader yesterday, gives an
interesting comment on one of thi
1!)20 fooiball games: "Coach Hughes ol
the Colorado Aggies declares the Ne
braska ganle was a mistake in that
it forced im to bring his team to
a peak of development by Oct. 7.
He says if any more big games arc
to be taken In future years they ...
bo at ttie o!se ana noi in me uuu-
die oi a season.
TESTS AT MICHIGAN.
Ann Arbor, Mich.. Dec. 10 Tests
to determine tne proiessionai ei'
tudes of students may be brought into
use by the University of Michigan in
the near future. The tests are no
a pait Ol IU( :iyneiu ui tt'n'
ican Universities, including Tennsj 1-
vania and Columbia. Members of t. e
faculty here are oi the opinion that
the tests may be ultimately adopted.
The purpose oi tnose tesis if i u
termine the man for the job instead
f the jrb for the man. so that stu
dents will no longer waste their lime
studying for professions for w hich j
w hioh tbey are ' toot adapted. Ex j
change.
Vinoi
select
tions and
ilint nfter dinner hom
ANYTIME. ANYDAY, ANYWHERE-
CH1M BEAN
OLD MAN JAZZ
l i LOVE TO FALL ASLEEP
JAPANESE SANDMAN
ALABAMA MOON
PEACTIFCL HAWAII
HY'N DRI
GIVE THE
No more accept ahh-Sift.
VICT&OLAS, well kn ami for Iheir
splendid ninsie vepre-dnciim: i r.alit ies.
Soil
on easv ternrs.
75.00! 125.00.
35.00,
275.00.
SENIOR WINNERS GUESTS
OF DEFEATED PLAYERS
Fourth Yesi Soccer Champion:
Honoitd With Dinner Given By
i. j-. ing Team.'
Members ' ti.e ? ..tor Girls' S;-c
cer team, ( liamno . - m the inter
class tournament, weie honored at
a dmncr given by the losing teams
in Ellen Smith Hall Thursday eve
ring. Miss Clark, head of the worn
ens physical education departmf ru
and socci r coach, and Irene Spring
er, '20, referee of the games, were
gnosis oi the players.
An lninromtttu toast list .ws:s a
lentii'v of the evening. Ruth Fickes
toasimJstress, called for the follow
ing re. ponses:
Success Rut h l"u Bois
(Senlior
captain). ,
Opposition Hetty Hall
captain).
( Junioi
Oentinede Davida an Gilder
(Sophomore captain).
Cherubim Pearl Stafford (Fresh
man captain).
Rudder Miss Clark.
The toast list had boon
kept
secret by the Juniors who
planned it. The speakers did
ha
not
know that they ,weie
gram until the place
on the pro
cards. Whiel
were fminiature soccer
oalls, wert
opened, revealing
within.
the toast list
A short program, aiTanged by the
Sophomore team, wa given, consist
ing of a dance by Dorothy Wholploy
a reading by Katherine Matchctt and
an Indian club drill using haii
brushes instead of clubs. The drill
no a takp-off ton the "Seniors in
gymnasium classes
The dinner marked the climax of
a successful interclass soccer tourna
ment. The W. A. A. plans to have
s VAni" ffr th teams alter the
"final game of each interclass tour
nament. The Freshmen players were in
harge of the dinner for the soccoi
teams.
R. H. Fogg or Beatrice visited the
Sigma Nu house the "first part ol
the week. He left Wednesday evening
for the east where he will visit nit
parents.
Lucile Crost and Blanche Wynot
will attend the ri Phi Chi ball at
the Elackstone hotel in Omaha Sal
urday night.
It is said one of the new sufTiageU
"What for?" asked Art.
"For a woman's movement." war
i lie reply.
NV sid bashful Art. ir yon have
something to keep the Aggie girstil.
lit sign t but nothing that rut
more pep into them."
Buy Your
Christmas Records
for holiday parties and for gifts
KTOK. KKCOKDS io snit ovorvhodv those who want prami oivra
ihoso who like the latest "jazz."
- of ilancinp, are the following fox
-reverse WANG-WANG BLUES
MY LITTLE BIMBO
DANCE-OMAN1A
FAIR ONE
WHISPERING
ORIENTAL STARS
HAWAIIAN TWILIGHT
ALEXANDRIA
"HOUSE" A TALKING MACHINE
lift eenhl ho siven to the fraternity as the "freshman"
LOIS tnlkim
poctl tone.
Ihe nionev.
1 r-eed 25. 0C,
150.00. 225.00,
Professor Scores
Pink Tea Hounds
EVANSTON, 111., Doc. in. Dor.n
Frederick Flickinger lias set all
tongues wagging at Northwestern
University as the result, of a rather
vigorous talk he made at chapel re
cently. "Y'ou students are degenerating
into 'pink tea hounds,' and what 1
want Northwestern to be is a fight
ing school," he declared.
"No football playing students
should refrain from going out with
girls. Those on the team who be
cause of training rules, can't go or.;
with their sweethearts resent secinc
them go out with other students. They
worry, and their playing falls off.
"Girls should refuse to go out with
the 'pink tea hounds' during tin
football season." Exchange.
LeRoss Hammond Tells
of Journalistic Meeting
A detailed report of the national
convention of Sigma Delta Chi, men's
honorary journalistic fraternity, held
recently at the chapter in Oklahoma
State University, Norman, Oklahoma,
to which Nebraska sent Le Koss
Hammond, '21, as delegate, was given
at the regular monthly meeting ol
that organization this week at the
Thi Gamma Delta house.
The University delegate reported
that the treatment accorded the visit
ing members of the society was most
cordial. "I never was present at such
a sumptuous banQuet," he declared.
Next year's convention will be held
at the Iowa State Agricultural Col
lege, Ames, Iowa.
"Some of the delegates came from
such distant points as Maine and
Washington a.nd their pullman fares
alone amounted to more than fifty
dollars a man," said the speaker.
The nex-t meeting of Sigma Delta
Chi will be held the first Tuesday ol
January at dinner m the Silver Lynx-
house.
Professor Candy Talks
On Numerical History
Prof. A. L. Candy of the Mathe
matical Department lectured before a
united session of the Thysics Club
and students of the Mathematics at
Nebraska Wesleyan University Wed
nesday evening. His speech was il
lustrated with lantern slidess. He
showed the historical development of
numericals.
The professor showed the origin of
the abucus which was originally a
table of sand with grooves in whien
the counters were laid. The lantern
views srowed plates of numerals
taken from many nations and ages.
Professor Candy was introduced "by
Prof. Oscar Schmeidel, instructor -of
mathematics at Wesleysn, and w-vs
the priest of Professor SchmeideL and
several Weleyaa faculty member
afterwards, at a luncbon In tie -cafeteria,
j
Especially suite,! to
trots at 8"e
machine, tine eahinet.
A very fine machine for
Prh-ed S9.00.
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Walnut
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