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PERSONALS
The name of Roy Gustafson, 72,
was omitted Wednesday when the list
of charter members of the new Uni
versity Press Club were announced.
Merle Malchow, '22, who has been
111 at the PI Beta Phi house, left
Tuesday for her home in West Point.
W. H. Gibbon, "22, and S. P. Novak,
'22, will spend the week-end at Dunbar.
Mrs. L. Dow, of Elwood, who has
been visiting her daughter, Dorothy
Dow, '23, at the Chi Omega house,
has returned to her home.
Ward Llndley, of Omaha, will be
the guest of his brother, Harold Llnd
ley, at the Alpha Tau Omega house
for the week-end.
Dr. and Mrs. W. K. Foote, of Om
aha, will be the guesta of their daugh
ter, Frances Foote, at the Chi Omega
house during the week-end.
Mr. L. Tilden, of Elwood, was the
guest of his daughter, Meredith
Tilden, at (he Chi Omega house on
Tuesday.
Mr. and Mrs. E. Coates, of North
riatte, will be the guests of their
daughter, ( Wilms Coates, at the l'i
Beta Phi house for the week-end.
Dorothy Matter, of Hastings, is a
guest at the Chi Omega house.
The second sorority pledge day ot
the year will be Saturday of this
week at 12 o'clock. This was decided
by the Pan-Hellenic Council.
Valkyrie, honorary society for
Senior girls, initiated three new mem
bers at a meeting Tuesday. They are
Alyne O'Laughlln. Martha Krogmann
and Doris Bates.
Seventy-five Y. W. C. A. cabinet
and staff members and the Freshman
Commission took dinner together at
Ellen Smith Hall Wednesday evening.
This was a "get together" meeting to
better acquaint the girls with the
work which the cabinet is doing.
After the two-course dinner, Ada
Stldworthy, the president, presented
each member of the cabinet, who, in
turn, gave a report of her work and
Introduced her staff members.
Black Masque is planning an after
noon party for all Sophomore girls on
Saturday, December 4.
Alfreda Mackprang, '20, of Cedar
Bluffs, came Tuesday to visit a week
at the Acoth house. Miss Mackprang
is to be married next month to
Clarence Ulstrom of this city.
Helen Erickson, 20, is coming from
David City, where she is teaching, to
visit over the coming week-end at the
Achoth house.
Bernice Bayley, ex-'22, who is teach
ing at Malvern, la., expects to spend
the coming week-end at the Achoth
house.
Allen Wilson, '23. was in Omaha on
business Tuesday.
Ronald (after church errioe): 1
say. sis. did the curate really mean
thai, those black people don't weai
clothe ?
Sister: Tee, quite true.
Ronald: Then, what to the use of
grandpa putting a button in the col
lection? London Blighty.
UP-TO-DATE FASHIONS REQUIRE
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IN CLEANING
The frequency with which
your beautiful and deli
cate things are dry
cleaned largely deter
mines the length of their
usefulness.
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Bubbles
By Ima Cuckoo
Student in Anatomy class "How
long could 1 live without brains."
Prof. "That remains to be seen.'
"How much will you sell your cat
for?"
"Two dollars purr!"
She "Why does the University oi
Illinois have so great an enrolment?'
He "Because it is so near Oharu
palgne." Perhaps the reason that some stu
dents don't take notes during lectures
is that they have it all in a nutshell.
Those tutoring this year will cer
tainly have a hire education.
She has the flush of youth.
This maliien with dark brown locks,
But it is only an illusion,
She gets it from a box.
Why should people think philosophy
such a hard course? Who is there
that cannot define Time, Cause, Good
ness, Space, Mind, Life and the resL
For, "Time," is what my wrist watch
does not keep. "Cause," is what she
says when you ask her "why."
"Goodness." is an obsolete expression
formerly used by girls when they
were mad. "Space." is what you
gaze into when you go to a Cln;i.lstry
lecture. "Mind," is what you (lid
before you came to "Nebraska"; and
"Life." is what you subscribed for
and get every week.
Georgia lawyer (to colored prison
pr)"Well, Ras, you want me to de
fend you; have you any money?"
Rastus "No, sah; but I'se gotta
mule an' a few chickens, an' a hawg
er two."
Lawyer "That is just as good as
money these days. Now, let's see
what do they accuse you of stealing?"
Rastus "Oh, a mule, an" a few
chickens an' a haws or two."
Thrift.
A man tells of a country' editor who
started poor twenty years ago and
has retired with a comfortable for
tune of $50,000. This money was
acquired through industry, economy,
conscientions efforts to give full value,
indomitable perseverance and the
death or an uncle who left the editor
$49,999.50. The Fraternal Record.
WANT ADS.
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FOR RENT Three rooms in modern
home, two blocks from campus; for
girls. Call L6630. St
CORNHUSKER Arrangements have
been made with Townsend, the
photographer, to make the pictures
for the 1921 "Comhusker." On ac
count of the unusually heavy holi
day business any who desire to use
them for this purpose should ar
range to have their settings as
rarly as possible. Kt
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THE CAMPUS HOUND8.
How Jolly are the hounds that play
Upon the campus everyday!
They frolic, Jump and yelp, and run
So carefree and so full of fun.
Of course, you know the reason why
These hounds don't mourn, or sob,
or sigh;
And do not wear a solemn face
But take life easy and with grace.
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They have no dates with books or
"profs;
They are not seniors, Juniors, sophs,
Or frosh. They neither sow nor reap,
And have no bank account to keep.
As I go by upon my way
I cannot help but stop to say,
How jolly are the hounds that play
Upon the campus everyday.
X. Tempo Raneous.
An old man going a lone highway,
Came at the evening cold and grey,
To chasm vast and deep and wide.
The old man crossed In the twilight
dim
The sullen stream had no fear for
him;
But ho turned when si-fe on the other
siJe
And built a bridge to span the tide.
"Old man." said a fellow pilgrim near,
"You are wasting your strength with
building here;
Your journey will end with the ending
day.
You never again will pass this way,
You've crosesd the chasm deep and
wide,
Why build this bridge at even tide,
The builder lifted his old, grey head,
"Good friend, In the path I've come,"
he said,
"There followed after me today
A youth, whose feet must pass this
way.
This chasm that has been naught to
me.
To that fair-haired youth may a pitfall j
be;
He, too, must cross in the twilight
dim;
Good friend I'm building this bridge
for him."
Oh, there's a heart for every one, Jf
everyone can find It.
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Overcoats Reduced
CURRENT POETREE
The rain falls on the Just and Unjust,
But It falls more on the Just than
on the UnJuBt,
For the Unjust feller
Steals Just's umbreller.
SAGE SAYINGS
One cannot teach what he does not
know.
One cannot lead where lie doos not
go.
Hist! Were you baptized a Baptist?
A colored minister of the Baptist
church, in order to strengthen and
confirm the faith of his congregation,
took as the text of his discourse the
third verse of the third chapter of
Matthew: "In those flays came John
the Baptist, preaching In the wilder
ness of Judea". "Oh," said he, "how
I like to read those precious words tn
the blessed Bible. You don't read
them anywhere about John the Pres
byterian or John the Methodist, or
John the Episcopalian. No, brethren,
it is John the Baptist.
EXPLAINED
"Waiter, this coffee is nothing but
mud."
"Yes, sir; it was ground this morning."
November 21, 1620 November 21, 1920
Pilgrim Thanksgiving Musical Service
Mrs. Carrie B. Raymond, Organist, Will
Present
"The Rock of Liberty"
A Pilgrim Ode
at the
First Congregational Church
Celebrating the arrival of the Pilgrim
fathers in the new world.
Stuednt affiliate members will be received
at this time. Come.
Make Your
Own Decision
Every store in Lincoln is advertis
ing reduced prices on men's clothes,
and any intelligent young man is
going to shop around before he
buys.
All we want to do is to call your
attention to the clothing oppor
tunity WE are offering. We be
lieve you'll agree with us that there
are some exceptionally fine values
represented in these.
Among the suits you will find the popu
lar styles, well tailored from the popular
cloths. FULL DRESS SUITS ARE IN
CLUDED IN THE SALE.
Ulsters, ulsterettes, form fitting coats, top
wat.s. and fur coats are also available at
tlii.s discount.
The Store for Men"
NOW
Now is the time the small boy sneak.
Away to ponds and win,ng crwks
And when back home he doth return
It's not the sun that makes him burn'
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