THE D AIL Y N K B It A S K AN THE DAILY DITTY by Gayle Vincent Qrubb A Glistening Assemblage of Mill Wisdom, so the prophets say. Comes only with the years; That broken Jaws and busted hearts Cannot be healed with tears, While I, with face, one hall of whlcti l.i twice the other side Must grin and hear It, wishing by The fates that I had died. Then cornea the sprout who titters as U throws me a remark Of the man who surely gets his dues Who rambles In the dark; That scandal such as I have penned Has finally answered back n;l rlsm, full of rape, to give My law a dirty smack. ( rewell" world Why turn against me? When I need your cheer, Oh, why should I be so despised? My words are not a sneer. rut even though you think my face Id done with a scandal, yet. I'm loaded with a thousand tales And everyone you'll get: YELLOW AND RED TEAMS VICTORS IN SEMI-FINALS The semi finals of the girls Monte Carlo basketball tournament we-e played Monday afternoon In the Ar mory. The Yellow and Red teams were victorious. Both games weie hotly contested and both were won by a margin of two baskets. The Y How team under "the leadership cf Grace Dobsh defeated the Pale Gren tam by a score of 18 to 14. Bessie Kpstien Is captain of the Pale Green segregation. The team work of th Yellows was superior to that of the'r opponents. The Reds took the long .ml of a score of 14 to 10 in the Red Park Green game. Mary Stephens is Captain of the Reds and Ethel Hoag uud of the Dark Greens. Mrs. F. W. Putney refered tU! games. Miss Clark was score-keep-rr and Miss Kohl timekeeper. The Red and Yellow teams will f.cht for the championship in the fin als which will be played this after noon at five o'clock in the Armory. DEVEREUX PLAYERS WILL APPEAR HERE APRIL 9-10 The Devereux Players of New York will be here April 9 and 10. They ar'i players of wld reputation; one of ttiem, Clifford Devereux, played with Sothern and Marlowe several years FARMERS FAIR TO BE APRIL 10 Continued From Page One) Animal Husbandry Carl Powell, B. D. Rodenwahl, Vin cent Lambert, Cecil Crowell, L. Rosen iianz. Agricultural ngineering Ray Carpenter, Ralph Taylor, J. M. Klwell, Q. S. Butterfleld. C. A. Tefft. Poultry Oliver Summers, J. C. Biggins, W. W. Berck, William Oyler, F. M. Crea qey. Dairy Husbandry Donald Spencer. H. C. Crandall, Law vence Holland, L. W. Ingham, Carl Kydeburg. Rural Economics Paul Anderson, Harry Linton, Ed ward Frerichs, Floyd Lucas. J. J. Cal- 'lor. Agronomy Glen H. Strlnsfleld, Eaton M Sum mers. Harry E. Weekly, II. Spragu-5 Ceorgo Bietel. Home Ec- ."' 'cs Ida Carr. Elsie Baumgartner, Ruth Curtlsa, Margaret Tourtolot, Marg el Cowden. "Yellow Dog Saloon" Byron McMahon, Harlan Coy. J. Goodwin, J. J. Correll. This fair Is the second of its kind to be given at Nebraska. The fir3t fair was held In 1916, but the war which followed made It Impossible for further fairs to be held. Most of the older students in the University still have vivid recollec ions of the fair held at that time. The fair of 1920 will, with added attrac tions and with improvements gained hrough experience. ;be large and letter In every way than the one of fered four years ago. Captivating SPRING MODES DRESSES AT $15 UP Hundreds of wool and silk Dresses In fasclnatlm? Spring Styles, of youthful beauty presented it BOfl crate prices that set at nau.fht the theory that smart frocks must of necessity be costly, ach model pre sents a correct Interpretation of the $15.00 to $115.00 Modes T EXCEPTIONAL VALUES AT 29.50 Silk Taffetas. Georgettes, both plain and printed, as well as beautiful foulards-are the materials cho sen bv the creators of these captivating spring Frocks Unusual adornments enhance their charm and add to the beauty of many of these lovely Dresses featured $29.50 at 39 50 and Faster Stiffs S39.50-$49. Stunning Spring Suits possessing style and beauty, superbly tailored from all wool cloths, featured here at these two very !?r..P! e. . itc nf n wool serges. CHARMING SUITS of wool serges. i,rt $395o $49.50 s7oreS of jjj52St,SSurK "as lng an amazins Rree oi exceiie- - ; ; AZtf.&U tO 1 1D.UU which they're featured moddest prices Tjf ; tor fart tflilftbprt-' . Var jtnt m hit Mt- r VOCATIONAL GUIDANCE WEEK TO BE OBSERVED Continued From Page One) On Friday, March 26 a luncheon for :rl students who are pursuing work n various scientific lines Is planned hy the chemical sorority for women t'.iat afternoon and at 5:00 Miss Ben nett will make her final speech. Between all events time will be giv en to personal conferences. The Dean of Women is taking an active part In arranging for there meetings. She states that the vocational workers do not propose that all university women students use their college training for vocational preparation but they do be lieve that every woman should be trained for some line of vocational work. Thus they will make better citi zens and home builders. Vocational work will be presented from the Chris tian standpoint. fir 1 v r Av; Who does YOUR cleaning It DOES make a difference who takes rare cf your clothes, fancy goums, draperies, rugs, and other household Articles. DHL v n O. J. Fee rbon E2311 333 North 12:'.i St. i 7-.' . tr'A r)Swxii ' " r . ri.w TO!? 6 ' i IIAVK YOi: KXKCUTIVK AIJIL1TY fu.-l m il-xin- t.. KKE ! Kl'ROl'K vvillniiit exeiiM- Write, statinir why YOU should Ik- choM-ii. ! William W. Grace, 1020 Little Building, Boston 11, Mass. ! s HEFFLEY' TAILORS OF QUALITY 1M No. 11th St. Phon -14 Almost alw.is when a student or a member of the faculty think of printing thoy think of GRAVES 244 No. 11th Street ' Of- . -'.v.. lift v. t-T, i -i - i V ' 2 MUSICAL COMEDY TOMORROW AT THE ORPHEUM Hero are some ot the beauties in "Extra Dry," the sparkling mlnature musical comedy that h1'n",B f,m Orpheum Theater's vaudeville bill for four days starting Wednesday matinee. "Eitra Dry" has always n . ..... .... . ... ...... . . . i i In ous for Us melt, and tnis one i no exception; it nas a lot oi kicks ana mes girm JOHNSTON'S CANDY tm On and Two Pounds I LL E R 8 ' RESCRIPTION TARMAOT P Tel. L4718 1247 N. Pi ess Bldg. I. REHMAR Tailor . Ladies' arH Gentlemen's Suits Made to Order Cleaning Pressing Repairing I A Good P1ac to E& N. S. CAFE 1S0 South IHh Street . - n