V TOE C01XEM WORLD J I jjSI Vx9 T:L'i I E"( Is! .USA I Mil JL FORMER IIUSKER STAR WITH FAMOUS & EASTERN ELFVEII Guy Chamberlain star foot ball half back of the Cornhunker, a few year a ago, has donned the moleskins SRnin playing on "Jim Thorpe's pro" eleven at Canton. Ohio. The message irom Canton states: "Guy Chamberlain U playing with us the Canton Bulldogs. Jim Thorpe." in the east professional football has been a financial success for fifteen years or more. Canton aid Masmll llon, Ohio, are the centers of profes sional activity .and many of the fam ous college stars have clashed in Thanksgiving and Christmas days drawing great crowds. Among the many famous college stars that have played on these teams are Doctor F. .J. .Stewart who once managed the Mass 11 ion team ond al so played on quarterback on its team. This year's Canton team will have Chamberlain, ex-Comhusker and Stan ley Coffal ex-Notre Dame cRptaln as Jts halfbacks. Chamberlain recently obtained his discharge from the U. S. army. Dur ing the two years of service witli Un cle Sam he won a commission. elng rated .by many expert follow ers of football east and west, as the greatest end runner In American col lege circles, it Is certain that Corn husker followers never saw his equal and it .was generaly agreed all over the Missouri Valley conference that Chamberlain would have been as much of a sensation in eastern circles as he was in the west. 11 v football team de feats Mure Inland sailors 102 to 0. LiiHt week fifty basket ball candi dates reported for duty, at the Unlvet- sity of Illinois to beRln practicing. Seven students at the Southern unl verslty were expelled for hating a freshman. The first year man waa taken from his rooms and left Hod to a tree in a storm. Massachusetts School of Technology Is preparing Tor an Eight Million Dol lar Endowment Fund drive. 1'niverstty or Iowa. Deuteron chap ter of Phi Gamma Delta, national rol i.ffo fmternitv was re-established at n - the University of Iowa. University or Nevada has an enroll ment of 328. At Notre Dame rinses In Irish lan d Irish history have been r"r started. "The senate has become a joite,' Bald Senator Borah. "It la the laugh ing stock of the country Only the other night I heard a young lady say to her father: 'What do you think about my engagement to Harold T' think replied the father, 'that I am getting to be the senatorial branch of the family. My advice nnd consent are considered only when it is too late for them to make any differenca.' ' (Continued from Page One) THIRTY-EIGHT FORMER STUDENTS CANDIDATES TO STATE CONVENTION Diet. 44 Arthur M. Hare, A. H. 11. lawyer; Aurora. Dist 45 J. H. Agee, A. B. '10; law yer; Superior. Dist. 51 C. V. Svoboda, A. B. 18; aec'y. and treas. of Farmers Un'on oi Howard county, St. Paul. Dist. 57 Hijo Adan, ex ; farmer; Hazard. Dist. 63 Frank A. Anderson, A. B. 06; LL.B. '08; lawyer; Holdrege. Dist. 64 B. F. Butler, LL.B. 07, lawyer; Cambridge. Dist. 65 C. D. Ritchie. A. B. '03, LL.B. 03; LL.B. '05; lawyer; .v-c-Cook. Dist. 66 Fred J. Schroeder. A. B. 14; lawyer; Curtis. Dist 68 Walter V. Hoagland. A. B. 95; lawyer, Hoagland & Hoagland; senator 1919 legislature; North Platte. Dist. 76 Jas. A. Rodman, LL.B. '13; lawyer; representative 1919 legisla ture; Kimball. Natural history had been the sub ject of the day's lesson in school and the teacher asked: "Now who can tell me what an oyster is?" A small hand, gesticulating violently, sot up Into the air and a shrill voice called out, "I know I can tell, teacher." "Well, Bobby," said the teacher, 'you may tell us what an oyster is." "An oyster," triumphantly answered Bob by, "is a fish built like a nut." A newspaper reporter who was In cMneA to be lazv in his method of picking up news, met a brother re porter, who was as keen as the other was lazv. "Anything doing?" asked the lazy one. "I have a report that a man was choked to death in a restau rant, but I haven't learned his name yet," replied the other. "How did It happen?" asked the reporter eagerly scenting copy. "He was eating a piece of horse-meat," was the reply, "and some one said 'Whoa!' " Frank L. Smith, a seaman, late of Dunkirk, France, recently was re turned to his home in Los Angeles and was concerned by reported, "What did you see over there?" de manded the reporter, using the ifgu lar formula. "Oh, nothing much. You see, I was in Dunkirk and that was behind the lines." "Dunkirk, eh? Say wasn't that the place the Germans shot up so much?" "I reckon it was." "Well, didn't you get into much ac tion?" "Nope. I spent most of my time in the cellars with the rest of the boys," 'Cellars? Was it air raids?" "Yes, we had a few. How many were you in? Sixty-five." "How many bombardments were you in?'" "Thirty-five from the land." "How ninny from the sea?" "About a dozen." "Anybody gel killed in Dunkirk?" "Nearly everybody." "And they didn't hit you?" "No, but they tried every night for ten months. Say, bo. mere ain't no use you talking to me. I was in the navy. Ask some of those fellows who were at the front. They'll give you a story. Honest, I didn't see a thing," and with that Frank L. Smith ambled down the street to see what was to be seen. S 4 '. -It n v t k ir x- il 7 s JA-'"" 7)3 If , , ifr-l ; , jr x X - i , ? f il '11 i THERE ARE NO APOLIGIES TO MAKE Our nfre Stock including Blue and Black Womems Arc Now on Sale at A Straight Reduction of Smite 14 Off lllVv ' riU,st uo JTjA Soft ami luxi ' ;urol and bl umisually !or 5 Coats, Muffs, : All on hle S3 j "a -.-4 FROM REGULAR PRICES Smart Taillieurs of Trim Elegance We exercise all the ingenuity we possessed in the purchasing of these suits schemed, planned to make the regular values notable. Each represents the apex of quality at its price each is certain to cost more than its sale figure when reordered. This means average savings can you overlook such an economy chance? Fur trimed Suits in this Sale Unusual distinction in every model, fine tailoring, dependable silk lining. Ripple backs, straightline effects, jaunty short coats, novel belts, bias pockets, braiding and embroidery are features. All sizes and larger sizes, and a color range of brown in various shades, navy, black, taupe, Burgundy and so forth. Alterations Free Velour, Silvertone, Duvet de Laine, Broad cloth, Tricotine Oxfords Many one of a kind models Poirct Twill, Tinseltone, Oxford Cloth, Checked Velour, Serges, Novelties. High Grade Suits for Misses and Women. xN ---a Sale to which you can come in confidence and from which you can go away with satisfaction. He ask you to See These Suits wliether or not yon intend to buy. At t he prico there is noth ing to compare with them in the city they upset all accepted stainlnnls in suits they are so fine so fashionable so good in value that they are a revelation. Regular Prices Range from $29.50 to $275.00 bv which our Furs have long been known. j Al. Am riously warm fashioned of pelts that have been properly j k f Tllfl nded. Made to wear and maintain their original beauty j VTA A LtT Capes. Neckpieces. Also wonderful Coatees and Scarfs. IX f at - jj II . - - ll ! Furs of Notable Worth collection ha ndsome conceptions ents reflecting in full 1 Fur pelts of ire the stand- M ayer Bros. ELI SHIRE, PrMident LINCOLN NEBRASKA oost I jr or Winnie Mi'dwin at the Orpheum this week Nebraska OLIVE if. : v thomas f , in ' . 4 SPITE dr- --'1 At the Lyric Tod av