TIIK DAILY NEMtASKAN
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WED. THUR. FRI. 8AT.
PERCY BRONSON and
WINNIE BALDWIN
"LEVITATION"
BOYCE COMBE
WILL J. WARD
and Flvt Symphony Girls
ROYAL OASCOIGNES
Jean-BELL & WOOD-Ollie
LYDIA BARRY
Klnograms Topic of Day
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MON. TUE8-
Adrtlph Zokor
WED.
Adoiph Zokor nriMitii
BILLIE BURKE
In
"SADIE LOVE"
A Paramount-Artcraft , Picture
Hba MBldnt make hrr love bhv
Paths Newt Topics of the Day
Pathe Review
CLARE BRIGG'S COMEDY
"A RAINY DAY"
Rlalto Symphony Orchestra
jM! I,. Schaetor, Conductor
Ovartore "Flnyala Cave"
Mondelxnohn
"Dance of the Nymphs"
By Miss Flavia Waters and Birls
Shows Start at 1, 3, 5, 7 and j
Mats. 15c Night 30c Chil. 10c j
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MON. TUES. WED.
The story of the love of a young
man for a beautiful girl and a
touch of mystery.
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OLIVE THOMAS
"The Spite" Bride"
A drama of Youthful Impulse
Also Good Comedy, Travel and
News FEATURES
I Miriam Frosh's Lyric Orchestra
SHOWS START 1. 3. 5. 7 aad
MATS IRoj NIGHT ZOc; CHIL. 10e
MON. TUES. WED.
TRACY, PALMER & TRACY
The Ver'atll Trio In
"ECCENTRICITIES"
DELMAR'S LIONS
Han Eat In ir Monitor in
A SUPREME NOVELTY
FOUR DANCING CRESEYS
A Terpalchorean Quartette
S in "Duces Pant and Present"
FAIRMAN & PATRICK
In Irish Wit and Son
EDITH ROBERTS
In the Christie Special Comedy
"HI HARRIED HIS WIFE"
ANNE LUTHER
In "The Great Gamble"
LIBERTY NEWS WEEKLY
Brader and the Orchestra
3 Shows Daily 2:30, 7.00, 9.00
Mat. 15e Niaht 30c Gal. 15c
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A column devoted to Die prouiulKu
tion or those little thing that bob
up for a minute and then are gone.
As an illustration, one man re
marked to another: "1 took u girl
out to dine the other night anu it
only coat me 75 cents," and tljen tne
other man asks the inevitable TTow
was that?" Whereupon our heio or
the first part answered. "That wan all
the chicken reed 1 had."
Dut as the Orpheum manager re
marked "That Joke didn't draw a
crowd."
Now that one haa disappeared, we
will give an imitation or a magazine
editor calling ror a story; Oh, Homy.
Preceding from the Imitation to the
more serious things or lire, we will
consider history for a minute. History
does not show who invented the cloth
hat and rrom all Indications history
will repeat itself and not try to.
During the great epidemic or str.iies
that seem to be going Hie roumlH,
we have jet to hear or a strike m a
match factory.
Nice little girl
Nice Utile pin,
To flirt with her is no am.
One more comment. The man with
vaseline on his hair is a slick "r,uy."
.After the above, he requested that
no flowers be sent and passed quietly
into obi I von.
Dr. Hyde in Psychology: Mr. At
kins, distinguish between the brain
and the mind.
Mr. Atkins: The brain is an ab
stract thing while the mind la con
crete. and Harold wondered why they
laughed.
SHORT STORIES
"The race riots in Chicago remind
me of the same sort of excitements
that nn around Atlanta when I was
living there as a young man," said
George McDaniel recently. "My
brother and I were both medicos
owners of smooth and virgin sheep
skins. We shared the same office and
lunched at the same counter. In the
midst of wild confusion, one day
a wounded negro rushed into our of
fice and begged for protection. .This
was freely granted, for we had no rrce
A visitor at the capltol was accom
panied by his small son. The lutie
boy watched from the gallery when
the house came to order. "Why did
the minister pray for all those men,
papa?" he questioned. "He didn't. He
looked 'em over and prayed for the
country," was the answer.
A small boy who was playing at
the end of the pier fell into the sea,
and was only rescued after great dif
ficulty by an intrepid swimmer, who
dived off the end of the pier and suc
ceeded in getting the boy into a row
boat. Half an hour afterwards, much
exhausted by his effort, the rescuer
was walking off the pier when a man
came up anu tappea mm on tne
shoulder. "Are you the man who
saved my son Ikey's life?" he asked.
"Yes," answered the much-exhausted
hero. "Then," said the father in in
dignant tones, "ve're his cap?"
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HARRY KIRK WOLFE
FELLOWSHIP FUND
funds at any early period, ami it
seems to me wholly appropriate, 'hat
alumni, who wUh to express practi
cally something of their obligation
to their alma mater, should pans on
in ihia form the benefits they have
received. The graduate council ihls
past year addressed a note to the
regents, calling attention to this very
nerd and requesting them to make it
public in the hope that from time
to time commemorative fellowships
might be established thru private
benefaction. Certainly It would be
niOHt admirable If the first such fel
lowship could be obtained In Dr.
Wolfe's name."
Kdlior Harvey E. Newbranch, '96.
published an editorial in the Ou.rha
World-Herald shortly after Dr. Woli'es
death which read in part:
"Every inch of him Harry Kime
Wolfe was a real man and a grea' one.
His influence will live In Nebraska,
through the lives of those who have
known his inspiration, ror many
years to come. The worth of his serv
ices can never be estimated In money
ror they were priceless. The univer
sity in which he was a tower of
tower of strength should not allow
his passing to go unnoticed."
After the launching of the move
ment to establish the fund Editor
Newbranch writes:
"There are many men and women
in Nebraska, In all the west, through
out the land, who have known and
benefitted immeasurably from the in
spiration of personal contact with
Harry K. Wolfe. It is these who
can esteem it nothing but a reat
pleasure to contribute to the little
fund that is to bear his name. Their
task of love and gratitude will not
be ended with the raising of the
fund and the making provisiou for
its administration. It will be their
further duty to help in the weiving
of a tradition about that funtt and
the fellowship it is to support the
tradition of brave and patient devo
tion to the truth, of the open mind,
of unblemished character, of the gen
erous heart, of kindly unselfish serv
ice, of the courage to fight unflinch
ingly for lofty ideals, that Dr. Wolfe
exemplified so superbly. If through
out the years there could be ever one
student in the University of Nebraska
not alone supported by this fund but
inspired by its meaning dedicating
himself in his fellowship to a disciple
ship, thus insuring that the influence
of this truly great man might abide
with us through the generations, there
could be no way of guessing the far
limits of its beneflcience."
Contributions are in order for this
movement and its fulfillment will
satisfy a need which cannot be over
stated. Show your faith by contributing.
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An Army Mule
Kind Old Lady: Why, you brute
Don't you know better than to abuse
a poor mule with a sore foot?
Colored Driver: He's a awnry mufe,
ma'am, an' he ain't lame. He's just
stand in' at parade rest. Life.
A "regular" from a western army
camp returned to his home in the east
recently on ah expended ''furlough.
He was entertained extensively by his
former companions and friends. One
evening he told the boys about the
Indian's great love for whiskey. ' Why.
the way them Indians love whiskey
beats anything you ever saw," ho re
marked. "I once met a Cheyenne on
his pony. "Give me a drink of whis
ky; I'll give you my bridle for it,
he says. 'No,' says I. Then he of
fered his bridle and saddle and pony,
all in a bunch for one drink." "Well.
wouldn't you give it to him for all
that?" asked one of the boys. "Well.,
not much!" said the soldier emphat
ically; "I had only one drink left."
Leoncavallo possessed a fund of
humor which once landed him m an
awkward predicament. Visiting in
cognito a provincial theater where
"Pagliacci" was "billed, he found the
stall on his left occupied by a music
lover who applauded freely thruout
the performance, and as the curtain
fell remarked to his neighbor, "What
masterful piece!" The composer,
being in the veir for a Joke, replied:
Nothing of the kind. Speaking as a
professional musician, I can assure
you that the opera is one mass of
plagiarisms. The cavatlna is practic
ally all Berlioz. The opening auer Is
taken from Gounod. The finale
sounds like a bad imitation of one
of Verdi's finales, end so on, from be
ginning to end," Leaving the town by
train the next morning. Leoncavallo
bought a local paper at the bookstall
and found therein a article heaaea:
"Confessions of a Plagiarist, Starling
Admissions by SIgnor TveoncavIlo."
His neighbor was a Journalist who
happened to recognlxe the composer.
Bronchitis is singled out by Major
G. A. Soper, TJ. S. A., as the most
significant disease of the war, not
even excepting influenza, on acoeunt
of (1) its direct impairment of effi
ciency, (2) its relationship to other
respiratory diseases, and (3) its aid
in spreading other infectiosn not
strictly respiratory. In the Boston
Medical and Surgical Journa: he
states that while always common in
armies as "barrack cough," it was al
most universal in the army and navy
camps of 1917 and 1918. It usuany
began about ten days after thr
rival of the men of whom many had
an acute period of lowered efficien
cy and it persisted for months ab a
hard, explosive cough. Its serious
ness as a forerunner of pneumcnia
was not usually realized. Exposure
wet feet and sudden cooling have been
suggested as causes, but Dr. Soper
finds instead that bronchitis is a crowd
disease probably more certain so
than any other. People living in the
open and under ordinary conditions in
cities are quite free from it. Those
who change from isolation to crowd
ing seem to be most susceptible and
the soldier, coming from ordinary un
crowded surroundings lives with
crowds in barracks, amusemeiu . .
sorts, mess halls, instruction rooms
and even in places where he makes
his purchases.
"Robert," said the teacher su-mrf,
"did your father whip you for what
you did in school yesterday?" "No
ma'am," said Robert, "he didn't He
said it would hurt him more than it
would me." "Nonsense!" replied the
teacher, "your father is entirely too
sympathetic." "Oh, I don't know,"
said Robert; '"paw's got rheumatism
in both arms."
One reason of the success of Char
ley Schwab lies in the fact that he
thinks and acts quickly. Once an ac
quaintance approached Schwab ana
the conversation went like this: "Say
can you let me have five or ten "
No minutes? I think I
can show you how to make some
money. objection, old cnap.
You can have twenty, if you want."
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CLEANERS AND DYERS
"As Good as Any" "Better Than Many'
Co-Edna "Do you think you could
learn to love me?"
Stude. "I don't know, dear but I
passed In calculus last year." Daily
Cardinal.
They were crossing to France and
the ship pitched and tossed about in
an unusually bad storm. Most of tne
passengers had sought refuge below.
but little Miss Sturges, an elderly
spinster, was braving the terror on
deck. As the gale Increased In fury.
a chivalrous physician from the lady's
tome town came to her. "Pardon me.
Miss Sturges. but It seems to me you
might be in some trouble. Can I help
you? Have you chosen your life pre
server?" "Oh, doctor," cried the naaid-
ea lady, with a gurgle of Joy. as she
tumbled Into his arms, "how sweetly
and romantically yon have expressed
It." i
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