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The Best in Vaudeville
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MOLLY M'INTYRE & CO.
"PIANOVILLE"
OSCAR LORRAINE
MADGE MAITLAND
ELFRIEDA WYNNE
LAMBERTI
Klnograms Topics of the Day
WILLIAM L. GIBSON &
REOINA CONNELLI
Mat., 25c-50c Eve., 25c to 75c
Where Pictures and Music Meet
MON, TUES., WED.
A dainty, charming
and alf-gether different
romance of mother love.
ANITA STEWART
in her latest picture
"Human Desire"
Clare Briggs' First Comedy
"NEW FOLKS IN TOWN"
Pathe News Topics xf the Day
RIALTO SYMPHONY Orchestra
Shows start at 1, 3, 5, 7, 9 P. M.
liiiliHl
MON., TUES., WED.
"QUAKERTON to
BROADWAY"
A Merry Musical Comedy with
NED NORTON, LEONETTE
BALL, DELLBERT E. BENN
And a singing beauty chorus
HOUSH & LA VELLE
in a Smart Divertisment
KNIGHT AND GAIL
Covalists of Class
JONES AND JOHNSON
The Colored Funsters
"FATTY" ARBUCKLE
in "A DESERT HERO"
ANNE LUTHER
in "THE GREAT GAMBLE"
BRADER and the ORCHESTRA
3 SHOWS DAILY, 2:30, 7 and 9
LYR C
Little Theater with Big Shows
MON., TUES., WED.
Here is a picture
worth going miles to see.
ELSIE FERGUSON
in the Artcraft picture
"The Avalanche"
"THE RAJAH"
Harold Lloyd's latest comedy
Also Travel and News Features
MIRIAM FROSH'S Orchestra
Shows start at 1, 3, 5, 7, 9 P. M.
Mats. 15c; Nights, 20c; Chil. 10c
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IOWANS DECLARE
THEY WILL WIN
ly should begin to think how they will
got back Into graee. The couches
are becoming exasperated at the la.l
iH'Hh' exhibited by some of the first
your men. Three absences unex
cused from practice and the guilty
freshman will be nuked to turn his
suit in.
There have been eighty-live suits
Issued to freshmen gridiron aspirants,
the couches report, and the lurgetit
number that have ever turned t ut on
a dingle dny has been In the neigh
borhood of thirty-five.-The tAilt supply
has been exhausted and there nre
men who want to get Into the crlin
mage who have no suits. The first
your men are being sized up by the
coaches and the cutting down process
will soon be begun. Freshman couches
Cameron and Rlddell announced
Tuesday evening after practice that
they were beginning to see what men
they were going to use on the team
which will make the trips out In the
state
The University Cadet Band will go
tc Iowa with the team The organi
sation will pay its own expen&Vs.
"Well, James, how are you feeling
today?" sked a minister of a gouty
parishioner. "I'm a bit upset, sir," said
the old man, sadly. "I've been un
fortunate today." "In what way?"
queried the cleric. "Well, sir," was
the reply, "I got a letter frae a law
yer this mornln' tellin' me that iua
cousin Jock had died, an' that he had
left me two hundred poun'." "Two
nundrei pounds...." repeated the min
ister. "And you call that hard luck?
Why, it. is quite a fortunate...." "Aye,"
returned the old man, Borowfully, "but
tl.e lawyer didn't put enough stamps
on his letter, and I had to pay extra
postage."
The head of one hous'e where war
conditions had left the place helpless
drove his daughter to a party. The
head of the house where the party
was held was perfoce acting as his
own carriage man and door-opener.
Afterward, when they were formally
presented, one said: "I certainly must
beg your pardon for something, sir."
"What is it?" "You know that night
when you drove your daughter to my
daughter's party?" "Yes." "Well,
when I came to open the door I
thought you were your chaffeur,"
"Cheer up.... I thought you were your
butler."
ELSIE FERGUSON IN "THE
AVALANCHE"
Gertrude Atherton's popular mys
tery novel of San Francisco society,
THE AVALANCHE (Stokes) is be
ing further popularized by its pro
duction in motion pictures by the
Lasky-Famous Players Corporation.
Miss Elsie Ferguson plays the rele
of Helene Ruyles, the lovely young
heroine. The play, like the novel,
holds the spectator spellbound iioni
start to finish.
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it was a light gray
georgette dress
sOW IT'S A BEAUTIFUL PLUM
gray takes plum dye, you know.
DYERS
O. J. FEE
Phone B-2311 327-33 No. 12th
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SCHOOL SECURES MORE
LANQUAQE PROFESSORS
Nebraska professor hns spent two
full years nnd nine summers In ro
ninnco count lies. He hits during bin
period of Instruction, taught French,
Spanish, Italian. Portugese, Uermun
nnd Provencal. He hurt writ (en many
works, and several book 8, nnaing
I hem "HI Trovador." "I. oh Moh Her
moseH," and a monogruph on Ittllan
dialed a.
Jacob Warshaw, another new pro
feasor, w hs born in London, December
1'2. 1878. lie received big A. 11. de
gree at Harvard in 1900, and hit- A.
M. degree two years inter at the Uni
versity ol- North Carolina. The same
year he received a certificate from tjie
I'nlversity of Purls. In 1912 be re
ceived bis Ph. I), at the University oi
Missouri. From 1D00 to 1902 he was
Instructor of modern languages tit the
University of North Carolina. He
taught In Porto Rico in 1904 anu ti.i
til 1907 was district superintendent
of Porto Ulco, and then was elected io
the position of principle of the Cen
tral High School of San Juan. In
1908 be was assistant editor of the
Porto Hii un Review, and congression
al secretary of the playground associa
tion of America. From 190!) to 1912
lie was instructor in romance langu
ages, from 1912 to 1917 assistant pro
lessor, and since 1917 has been an as
sociate professor ut the University of
Missouri. Professor Warshaw Is a
member of the American Modern lan
guage Association, The Missouri Soci
ety of Teachers of Modern Languages
nnd Phi Heta Kappa. He is the au
thor of a Spanish-American compo
sition book, editor of Albes Via Jan
eiro por Sud America, and has contrib
uted many articles and verses to a
large number of prominent Anieiican
periodicals.
Miss Magdalene Craft of Tecumseh
is a new instructor in the English de
partment. She received her A. B. de
gree at the University of Nebraska
in 1916 and her A. M. degree the
following year. In 1917 she enrolled
in the school of journalism at Colum
bia University, but lett her work in
the middle of the year to become the
head of the department of English in
Columbia school at South Orange, N.
J. Prior to her entrance into the
University of Nebraska she taught in
various high schools thruout the state
and last year was an instructor of
English in the Rawlins Polytechnic
School of Rawlins, Wyo.
C. E. Green, a graduate of the In
diana State Normal School, at Torre
Haute, is another valuable acquisition
to the modern language department
at the university. He received Ins
A. B. and A. M. degrees at Syracuse
University and expects to receive his
Ph. D. in 1920 at the same university
He has the Sigma Iota gold medal
for work in Spanish, which was
awarded to him in 1916. He is a mem
ber of Phi Beta Kappa and succpsbful
lv conducted the Spanish Club at
Syracuse University for three years
He has been always intimately asso
ciated with the Latin-American siu
dents, and studied Spanish exclusive
ly one summer term with Dr. Alverto
Xin-Frias of Uruguay. Professor
Green taught Spanish at Syracuse,
and in the University of Pennsylvania
in the absence of Romero Navarro,
who was in Spain In the service of
the government. Professor Green
taught Spanish in the University of
Pittsburgh from June 30th until Au
gust 23d this summer. He received
numerous invitations from colleges e?
over the country to become uut i
their faculty this fall, and he chose
Nebraska.
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The little boy scout was' troubled at
night because he had forgotten to do
ts.o daily good turn to which all scouts
are pledged. Tossing on his bed of
remorse, at last he wined insplratloa
'oy hearing pitiable noises made by an
unfortunate mouse which bad been
caught alive in t trap in a passage
hard by. Mindful of the law, "A
scout is the friend of animals," he
arose from bis' bed and took the poor
moose out of the trap. "And what
did yon do with it?" he was Invited to
explain, as he told the story of his
good turn. "Gave it to the cat," qnoO
he.
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A Smoke to Every Six Pages
A correspondent to Doubleday, Page
& Co., wants to know what Is going
to happen to Christopher Morley as
an author if the incipent agitation
against tobacco keeps on. In Mr.
Morley's latest novel, "The Haunted
IiookHhop," there are, this gentleman
writes, no lefefc than thirty pipes filled
and Ignited. Cigarettes are not gTeat-
ly favord by Mr. Morley, but at least
two are smoked in "The Haunted
Bookshop," while there are twelve
references made to characters stand
ing in "clouds of tobacco smoke" or
similarly surrounded with the evi
dences of smoking. This makes a
grand total of forty-eight nicotine
references, which, since the book is
2S8 pages' long, means that the reader
finds one smoke to every six pages.
The same correspondent suggests
that, sinre J. M. Barrie first appeared.
in the field of letters, no writer has
introduced smoking into his pages
w ith quite the same gusto as has' Mr.
Morley In this latest book.
A slow and steady drift has been
noticed in the semi-solid material of
Trinidad's great asphalt lake. A re
cent attempt at sounding was stopped
without reaching bottom, at 150 feet
and in the six weeks of boring the sur
face had shifted 25 feet. The flrirt
ing extended at least 100 feet down
ward with a counter movement be
tween 25 and 50 feet.
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The boys were coming home and
Slushton was determined to give them
a great reception and not to be out
done br any other of the near by
towns, so everybody hu out decora
tions. "What's the matter?" asked
the vicar of a khaki he'yo who wept
with lor. The man pointed to the
local colic station on wtlch was dis
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