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About The daily Nebraskan. ([Lincoln, Neb.) 1901-current | View Entire Issue (April 14, 1919)
UNI NOTICES Styleplos .Headquarters Union But! nets Meeting . There will be an important busi ness meeting of all Union members Monday evening at 5 o'clock. The Where Society Brand Glomes are uiu girls will meet in Union ball and the bovs will meet in Mechanical Arts hall, room 105. Aftermath of S. A. T. C. "Well," said the Phil, twining his leg around a stool In Pete's Chile Con Carne Emporium, "Speaking of the S. A. T. C. " The five Chile Con Carnivore at the counter cried "Ouch!" as if the red pepper had bitten them while they were lookln the other way, and the Tech added peevishly: "Chuck it! Don't drag up a corpse. Besides, I wasn't speaking of the S. A. T. C. I was calling the attention of Pete's Bolta Pleca Pie frat to the dynamite concealed in the innocent Jacket of a hot tamale." "Allow me to establish a connec tion," persisted the Phil politely. "Your hot tamale with the vitriolic In nards is only a manifestation in edible form of Crowhard, the cocky second lieut whom they set on our necks In the old drill days. A neutral enouh specimen to look at, but oh! the pep per and paprika he was crammed with. They say when Tommy Jillson fell out of the barracks window and sprained his wrist, Crowhard wanted him court-martialed for failing to wait for the command: 'Fall out!'" "Here's the sequel," broke in the Tech. "After we were mustered out, Tommy met Crowhard with his O. D.'s off and gave him such a gleeful and friendly slap on the back that the lleut'f! serge coat demobilized two but tons and split ' wide open from the aurora borealis to the vicinity of the south pole." "Would you," queried the Phil wag gishly, "call that a rift in the lieut?" "Seriously," said the Tech, "Tom my's whack symbolized our corporate state of mind. It was a 'God blass you and don't come again' caress for the whole S. A. T. C. system. Even the profs can forgive Tommy. Prof. Wrangle told me today that the fel lows In khaki used to shamble into his geometry class, worn out from morning drill, and snore through the whole session. Said it sounded like the dying gurgle in a bathtub when you pull up the plug. Wrangle was .quite fascinated. The only way he could arouse them was by whistling reveille. And then " "Enough!" cried the Phil. "TheS. A. T. C. has gone, to come no more. You cant mix trenches with trig, or corporals with chemistry without making a mess of it." "Mess," sighed the Tech, gazing into his empty chile bowl. "That was the one word of gold in the whole S. A. T. C. gun-mental vocabulary." Ex change. HAND GRENADES She was a suffragette. She be lieved In votes for women. Yea verily, she believed in them! She also believed in equal rights, equal wages, and all that sort of stuff. She marched in all of the political parades, and carried banners bearing slogans to that effect. She admired the wo men who picketed the White House, eulogized the women who went on hunger strikes, and nothing less than defied one Emmeline Pankhurst! What's more she talked it on all pos sible occasions. Yes, she surely was keen on this equality stuff, and yet she is simply consumed with rage when she gets on a trolley, and no man rises to give her a seat. . That all of the men there on have worked hard all day, and are heavily laden with bundles, whereas she has spent the afternoon at the matinee, does not alter the situation In the least. Strange, Isn't It? And then she gets In her car, and drives madly through the country for the purpose of distributing suffrage literature to bring light to those be nighted. And if a tire goes bing! does she fix it? No, she does not! She powders her nose, assumes a dis tressedly chariring expression, and walks pathetically about the car until some man appears and offers bis as sistance. Funny, isn't It? "Consistency, thou art a Jewel " If a man knows what be knows be must know it. but the question Is, does he? Dress Up This Spring The Boys Are Coming Home 0 I . W 'A Wfl M -' vJd ifiwh jf War time is bver. Clothing sacrifices are no longer necessary. The reaction of victorious peace is conducive to the Dress Up spirit. This store has always been relied upon by the best dressed men in this city to take care of their needs in smart wearing apparel. We can truthfully say that we have done our utmost to supply a stock of spring top coats, suits, furnishings and hats that will increase this reputation. The Clothes we are offering this spring display an unusually fine selection of models and fabrics tailored in their usual painstaking way with addi tional features which we should like to show you. Society Brand Top Coats 16.50, 18.50, 20.00 25.00 and Up Style- Plus Suits $20, $22.50 25.00, 30.00, 35.00, 40.00 and Up &ort Irani (Llofyta The St. John llustrated here, one of the many new Waist Seam Models shown in both Suits and O'Coats. Other Things That You Are Positively In Need of For EASTER! Spring hats in new grays, browns, greens and mixed shades are ready for your approval, $3.50 and up. Also stiff hats for those who desire them, $4.00 up; and caps for the young fellow, $1.00 up. ' : New silk and madras shirts in pleasing colors and stripe effects. Harmonious and contrasting neckwear, sox, etc., to complete your Kftring wardrobe. We give the same careful attention to our ex cellent furnishing goods department as we do to our clothing. You will be pleased with every item offered. MAYER EMOSo CO a HALF- REGISTFRFO COST HALF A3 MUCH U. S. HAT. OFF. GATES TIRE 8ERVICE STATION, 1(30 O ST. The way of the sinner worries the saint more than the results of his sinfulness. SocUlixrn has mids terns prORrrss; it is about to abandon dynamite as an abstract argument. Japan is on tip-toes at the confer ence. People who usually look for something find trouble. The Greenville Piedmont says John Barleycorn hat lost his place in the sun but he has his moonshine stllL The Germans are said to be plan ning a flight across the Atlantic. We wonder where they Intend to land. A man that will look longingly after even' quarter that his wife spends hasi't got a wife that is a suffragette. Japan is reported not in love with the allies. Who ever thought that she was? People are apt to look out for themselves. You must learn to do the same. The war department has developed its plan to retain many of the train ing camps and cantonments. We be lieve this Is a wise step, as we may need them again.