THE Fr"v WT. BRA8K A N w - i I I The Daily Nebraskan UNIVERSITY OF NEBRASKA OFFICIAL PUBLICATION EDITORIAL 8TAFF Katharine Newbranch YEd"Hnf C.ylord Davis ..Managing Editor Helen Howe ...Associate Ed tor Howard Murfln New. Editor Jack Landale -New or Oswald Black -BPorti JJ or Helen Oiltner Socl)tr Ed"or BUSINESS STAFF Glen H. Gardner Business Manager Rov Wythers Assistant Business Manager REPORTORIAL STAFF Patricia Maloney Marian Henninger Sadie Finch Story Harding Gayle Vincent Grubb Khe Nelson Mary Herring Katherlne Brenke Viola Klelnke Olflces: News, Basement, University Hall; Business, Basement, Administration Building. Telephones: News and Editorial, B-2816; Business, B 2597. Night, all Departments, B6696. Published every day except Saturday and Sunday during the col lege year. Subscription, per semester, $1. Entered at the postoftlce at Lincoln, Nebraska, as 6econdclass mail matter under the Act of Congress of March 3, 1879. CORNHUSKER BANQUET Another tradition is coming back. It is to be hoped that it will remain with us. The Cornhusker banquet Is the only -get together meeting" for all university men. It is a thoroughly enjoyable, highly democratic event in the round of student affairs. Last year the banquet was obtained through the efforts of inter ested alumni, after it had been forbidden by school authorities, on account of the "ungentlemanly conduct" of the men in former years. The war has had a sobering influence on the men. Formerly they reveled in the spirit that is nothing more than rowdyism, at such col lege functions. This spirit reached its height two years ago at the Cornhusker banquet. Last year was the tenting tithe when the men proved to the school officials, their ability to conduct the banquet along more orderly lines. When the athletic authorities nsked for the banquet this year prae-. tically no objection was raised against it. The result of another or derly affair this year, will mean that the tradition is firmly reinstated. AN INDUSTRIAL WAR ON THE PUBLIC In every strike which affects public utilities there are three parties. All three suffer injury, but the most immediate suffering conies upon that innocent third party, the public. Yet it may not be quite right to call the public innocent, because it is the fault of the people of the country that such strikes are not made impossible. In dealing, or rather, not dealing, with this matter, the people simply neglect to urge into proper action congress and the legislature of the states. They seem to go on the principle of the lazy man who would not mend the leak in his roor in fine weather because it didn't bother him then, nor in stormy weather because he hoped it would clear up soon. Two things 'are needed to make such discomfort, annoyance, and danger as the traveling public around New York endured in the harbor strike impossible. One is a law forbidding under penalties employees of industries from engaging in strikes affecting the health, comfort, and freedom of action of citizens. Hut if such a law is enacted, as it should be, it is a necessary and obvious corollary that another law should not only provide a just method of arbitration and conciliation for such disputes, but should make it compulsory. Nearly all impar tial students of industrial problems agree as to this, but it seems im possible to get the plan on the statute-books. There is a conciliation board under federal law, but it does not afford a complete and sure remedy. The war labor boird has special jurisdiction as a war measure over many industrial dispute; but as shown in this instance, it cannot always prevent an almost unen durable attack on the rights of the public to travel, to have its food supply brought "to its great cities, and to have its business free from interruption while employers and employees quarrel. The Outlook. HAND GRENADES IS CLEVERNESS A VIRTUE? "He good, sweet maid, and let who will be' clever" so said Kingsley, and wisely did he say so. Once upon a time you wrote a theme which the professor said was clever. Many times had you written themes which neither the professor nor any one else said were clever, but this one time, the professor said it was clever in fact, so clever t hat he announced as much to the class, and as proof thereof, read the theme. For one so lowly as you to write a clever theme was so astounding that you awoke from your usual class rev erie to find yourself famous. Your contemporaries regarded you as a hitherto unappreciated genius in their midst. To them, you embodied all of the qualities of a Miss Mark Twain, or a Georgia Ade. Even I. Cobb had nothing on you. All of v,hich was very pleasant. 4 Days Starting Wed. Mat. Jan. 22 Under Personal Direction Orpheum Circuit ... . tn mien a reputation - how ghastly. Youwero ex pec tod to have a bright and effervescent remark on nil occasions. Whether you com mented on the weather, or merely nsk ed Homeone to pus. you the sugar your words were greeted with howls of laughter. Your recitations in class brought forth spMsn.s of mirth-not al ways because they were clever No one would take anything you said se riously. . . i After this, rewrites in red ink on your rhetoric themes will not be re garded as such tragedies. UNI NOTICES 1 Assistant's Club Tho Assistant's dub will meet Thursday evening. January 23. at 7:30 o'clock in Faculty hall. This meeting Is open to nil student assistants. All old members are especially urged to ifteml A short program and party .'will be given after the business meet ing. New Course in Rhetoric Rhetoric Co. A new course in com mercial composition, designed pri marily for students of commerce and those Interested In the use of English business. I - .. .linn il, iVtO. Rhetoric i.i. Aig"""'"1"1'"" ory and practical application. 'Anal ysis, evidence, conviction, fallacies, brief-drawing. Each of these courses gives three hours' credit and both require rhetoric 1 and 2 for admission. Cornhusker Snapshots The Cornhusker management will give a prize of f.T for the best set of S. A. T. C. snapshots handed in by February 1. Cornhusker Staff Meeting There will be a short meeting of the Cornhusker staff at 12 o'clock Fri day in the Cornhusker office, room 1. University hall. Twins Club All members of the Twins tlub arc requested to meet at the Townsend studio Thursday at 11 o'clock a. m. to have Cornhusker picture taken. New Courses in Astronomy Two new courses in astronomy, of a non-mathematical sort, will be open to beginners in the second semester: Astronomy 5. A three-hour course in general astronomy; two daytime hours to lecture and text book work, and one evening a week at the obser vatory for the direct study of the sky with the telescope and other instru ments. Astronomy 7. An one hour course, covering briefly the same ground as course 5. but omitting the evening observations. Theme Readers Course A course for students reading themes, and for those training as Eng lish teachers will be offered next sem ester by Professor Gass of the rhet oric department. Lt for thtt InJt-maik (At "Full Value" Footwear Is Our Specialty Present-day conditions have educated men and women of our city to recognize real values. Because we appreciate vour need for smart shoes economically made, we re commend Dr. A. Reed Cushion Shoes, which provide extra foot and style comfort at no extra cost. The wonderful cushion inner sole acts a9 a shock ab sorber for the whole body. Conserves your vitality and makes them "the easiest shoes on earth." The Original and Genuine J.P.SMITH SHOE CO.-J0HN EBBERTS SHOE CO. Makers of Men's Shoes Makers of Women's Shoes CHICAGO BUFFALO You will enjoy wearing these fashionable shoes, which need no "breaking in." 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Botany Course Professor R. J. Pool announces that he will offer a new course in botany next semester that will cover the ground of botany 1 and 2. This course will be known as botany a and six hours' credit will be given for it. Classes will meet every day at 9 a. in. and there will be laboratory work from 1 to 5 p. m. on Monday and Wednesday. Any student taking this course will thus fulfill his biology re quirements In the arts and science col lege In one semester. ORPHEUM DRUG STORE OPEN TILL MIDNIGHT A Good Place for Soda "Fountain Refreshments after the Theatre and after the Rosewt,1de Dance CARSON HILDRETH, 95 and '96 A comedy by John B Hymer "PETTICOATS" with GRACE DUNBAR NILE HARRY LAUGHLIN JOSEPH BENNETT &. EDWARD RICHARDS In "Dark Clouds" & CLARA WEST "The-Cafe Lonesome" WALTER BROWER The Jolly Jester A WEDDING DAY IN DOGLAND" " AN ARTISTIC TREAT Duplicating Famous Sculpture HELEN TRIX And Sister Josephine in Current Events Screen Revue Orpheum Concert Orchestra Arthur J. Babich, Director "N" Club Luncheon The university "X" club will tneot Thursday noon for luncheon mid a business meeting at the Commercial club. Second Class Seamen Robert Pavrott and Leland K. Paine report to Ensign Webber in henflo ": ters at once. "Ag" College Men Thore will be an important nioff ing cf all "Ag" college men in Music hall. Temple, Thursday, January 2.1. L. r