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PEWEL CARMEN
The Girl with the Cameo Eyet In
In
LAWLESS LOVE
A Gripping Love Romance
A Keystone Comedy
"HULA-HULA LAND"
MUTT AND JEFF
"Our 4 Days in Germany"
Admiss'on 5c, 10c, 16c
Social Calendar
December 6
Girls' Cornhusker jmrty. Woman's
hall.
Oil Omega, tea for MIkn Anderson.
Girls' Cornhusker party, Women's
hall.
Chi Omega, tea for Miss Anderson.
December 7
Pelta Gamma, house dance.
I lta Doha Delta, tea for Mrs. Hill.
Alpha Delta PI, ta.
Catholic Students, family hull.
sentimental regret Impedes the nor
mal whir of your heart machinery.
You know way down in the lower re
gions of your blood-pumper that you've
arranged a thing that's very wrong.
The big doors swing wide and you
walk Inside with the air of a doomed
mortal enroute to the pleasures of an
electric chnlr. You pick up a bunch
of trays and load them down with
forks, spoons, and knives.
You wond your heavy-hearted way
to the serving tables, an' sure 'nuff
there were LIVER, PRUNES, and that
t Immortal member of Uncle Sam's
I m. nu. BOILED POTATOES!
I "GIMME THE CHECK!"
"NO THANKS, OW CHAP, ILL
PAY IT!"
Big Shews and Good Music
THURS., FRI., SAT.
'THE ONE WOMAN"
From the famous novel of the
same name by
THOMAS DIXON
. author of
"The Birth of a Nation"
Also Entertaining Short Subjects
Shows Start at 1, 3, 5. 7, 9
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THURS.. FRI.. SAT.
WILL &. ENID BLAND & CO
In Spectacular Series of
European Mysteries
FROSINI
The Musical Genius
GUEST & NEWLYN
Comedy Entertaniers
THREE MORI BROS.
Oriental Entertainera
CHARLIE CHAPLIN
"Shoulder Arms"
Three shows daily at 2:30, 7, 9.
Wats. 1c Nights 15c & 25c
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ORPHEUM CIRCUIT
Farewell bill of the season. Be
gins Thursday Matinee; closes
Saturday night. Get your reser
vations early.
JULIUS TANNEN
Chatterbox
Speaking the Public Mind
MrE. DOREES' CELEBRITES
FRED HOLMES
and
LULU WELLS
"An Old-Fashioned Bride"
YV ETTE & SARNOFF
JACK ALFRED & CO
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IMHOFF, CONN A COREENE
Matinees at 2:15 25c and 50c
Nightsat 8:15 25c, 50c and 75c
Lyric
Theater
THURS., FRI., & SAT.
Another Screa
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WHOSE BRIDE
ARE YOU?
Nothing But Fun
One Show Each Night
Feature Films 8 Certain 8:30
Nights 10c, 15c, 25c, 35c
Matinee Sat 10c, 15c, 25c.
On IHh at P Street
SARATOGA
RECREATION
FLOORS
CHAS. n. moon
PERSONALS
lie rn Ice Horchers, ex-'20. of Nebras
ka City Is visiting at the Kappa Alpha
Theta house.
Yale Holland, '11, has been honor
ably discharged Trom the army and
will return home from Camp Taylor
today.
Mrs. C. V. Doty from Ueavor Cross
Ing, has been visiting Helen Poty at
the Pelta Gamma house for sever.il
days.
Lucille Becker Foster, '18. Is a guest
at the Kappa Kappa Gamma house.
William Fitzgerald, ex-'19, who has
been at Camp Funston, has his hon
orable discharge and is back in Lin
coln. Marian Gurney, '22. is going to her
home in Fremont today to stay until
Sunday.
Elizabeth' Sturdevant, '21, and Mil
dred Whitehead, '21, are going to
Omaha today to spend the week-end.
UNI NOTICES
The junior class meeting will be
held at eleven o'clock today in Law
101.
Delian Literary Society
The Pelian Literary society will
meet in Faculty hall, Temple, Satur
day evening, December 7, at 8 o'clock,
A program and social hour are
planned.
Vocational Questionnaires
Students who took vocational ques
tionnaires at the vesper service last
week, please turn them in.
Sigma Xi
Dr. Waite will speak before Sigma
Xi next Friday evening, December G,
at S p. m. in room 209 of the new
chemistry building. His subject,
"Some Observations Concerning the i
Recent Influenza Epidemic," will be of
interest to all. Every one is Invited
to attend.
ONCE UPON a time.
THERE WAS A girl.
WHO LIVED In a small.
NEBRASKA TOWN that has.
PAYED STREETS and ever'thing.
YOU USED to play around.
WITH HER and one.
YOU TIED a rag around.
HER LEFT big toe when she.
STUBBED IT on a prominent.
BRICK IN the sidewalk.
FOR AWHILE you were.
THE ONLY boy In the.
NEIGHBORHOOD until she.
STUBBED THE other one and.
SOMEONE ELSE was present.
TO ACT AS doctor.
THEN YOU moved away.
AND TRIED to forget.
THE VERY sad event.
TWELVE YEARS later you.
WERE INTRODUCED all over.
AGAIN AT a certain co-ed.
INSTITUTION of note.
WE CAN'T go on with.
THIS STORY because no new.
DEVELOPMENTS have taken place.
AND AS soon as something new.
HAPPENS WE will let you know.
ABOUT IT and we hope she stubbs.
HER TOE OR something again so.
THAT WE CAN win back our old.
PLACE IN her heart.
AND IF THIS little yarn.
PROMPTS A lot of speculative.
COMMENT WE LL be happy.
BECAUSE THAT'S what it's meant
for.
DOC STEWART TO
AGAIN TAKE REINS
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Catholic Students' Clc.b
The Catholic Students' club will hold
an initiation for new members at 2:30
p. m., Saturday, December 7, in faculty
hall.
Union Literary Society
Union Literary society will meet ni
Union hall Saturday evening at seven
thirty. A good program and social
hour are planned.
NOTHIN' P 'TICKLER
By Jeff Machamer
Some people think the fountain of
youth is to le found in a bottle of
hair restorer.
AH SHIFTERS will meet at Arm
strong's haberhashery tomorrow;
several pledges are to undergo initia
tion, and this will be an excellent op
portunity to outfit the S. A. T. C.
with uniforms.
You invite a number of your gentler
feminine friends out to dinner, and
the girls have their mouths puckered
and dripping in expectation of some
thing precedental, and you force on
your best smile, and try to look de
cent in an Improvised uniform, and
ct like It was a banquet or some
thing. You start for the big banquet
hall, stepping high, and wishing you
had' a circus stake puller with which
to pull your spirits together. Your
head la up In the air somewhere, and
i,cr,c jt doesn't get taneled up with
atorm cloud. You look at one of the
girls and sixty-horsepower pang'of,
casualty lists yet and it is hoped tb at
the report was false.
In a letter from the Husker soldier
to Jack Best, the veteran Nebraska
trainer, Rhodes said that Doc Stew
art had passed through Faris, but hq
was unable to get off to see him. As
a matter of fact, Stewart never saw
the shores of Fiance and Dusty would
have been very disappointed had he
tried to meet him in Paris
Hr.skers Off For St. Louis
The Cornhuskers left as per sched
ule yesterday for their first stab at
the big city. Having been cooped up
at the university for the entire sea
son without being able to play a sin
gle out-of-town game, they are to see
foreign soil for the first time tomor
row. Dana was included in the bandi
of twenty-one players in spite of his
broken arm, being given the trip as a
reward for his playing during the sea-,
son.
Spirit is running high at the Mis
souri metropolis and a monster crowd
is expected at the game. The lineujy
wiil be as follows:
Left end, Newman or McMahon; left
tackle, Hubka; left guard. Wade
Munn; center, Monte Munn; right,
guard, Ross or Cypreanson; right
tackle, Lyman; right end. Swanson;
quarterback, Howarth; left half,
Schellenberg; right half. Lantz; full
back, Dobson.
The officials selected by Ruther
ford and Kline were; F. E. Burch;
Earlham college, referee; Dr. J. A,
Reilly, K. C. A. C, umpire; C. E. Mc
Bride, Kansas City Star, headlinesman
and timekeeper.
GIRLS TA MAKE
MERRY TONIGHT
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W. A. A. "The Clown Dance."
These stunts will be given during
the earlier part of the evening, and
after them will come all sorts of fun.
when the girls will trip the light fan
tastic. The Girls' Club board are In
charge of the refreshments, which are
free, although an admission ree or
twenty-five cents will be charged.
Silver Serpent to Raise Money
As has been the custom la former
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EXCLUSIVE LADIES OUTFITTERS
No matter what you say
"SAY IT WITH FLOWERS"
CHAPIN BROS., 127 S. 13th
B2234
A Good Place
to buy
Good Shoes
at
Moderate Prices
Fred Schmidt &
Bro.
Roberts
SANITARY
DAIRY LUNCH
GOOD FOOD
WELL COOKED
PROPERLY SERVED
MODERATE PRICES
Open 6:30 A.M.o 12 P.M.
1238 "O" Street
DANCING
ROSEWILDE
TO-NITE
FRIDAY
CHEMBECK'S
7-PrECE ORCHESTRA
$1.00, INCLUDING TAX
Free Entertainment
THE PUBLIC IS INVITED
ORPHEUM THEATRE
SUNDAY AFTERNOON AT 3:30
Gov.-Elect S. R. McKelvie and Dr. B. F. Baily will each make 15
addresses
AUSPICES WAR CAMP COMMUNITY SERVICE
Music. Singing. Recreation
years, the Silver Serpents will hare
charge of selling something In order
to reise some money. They have no'
disclosed any information as to whV
they are going to sell, but they have
said that all the money thus raised Is
to go into the furniture fund for the
new Women's building. The differed
girls' organizations In school are fur
nishing the rooms 1n the building and
buying some of the flne pictures tha'
have been on exhibition over there
since the bouse was opened.
ronton B. Fleming
The Jewel Shop
Let us help select
your Xmas Gift
1211 O Street
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