Lyric
Theater
Tonight at 830 nd AH Week
TOLIVER AND HIS
PLAYERS
In
PLAYTHINGS
Price,:Mtlnees 10c. 15c. 25c
P Nights 10c, 25c, S5c
Next Week
..S MARRIAGE A FAILURE?"
Friday-Saturday
TOM MOORE
In His Comedy Drama
JUST FOR TONIGHT
Also Five Acts of
VOD A-VIL MOVIES
MUTT and JEFF
In -TO THE RESCUE"
EILLIE RHODES
In "JUST KIDDING"
p 3 R'nws and Good Music
Today Friday Saturday
The Greatest Lsugh Producing
Pictures Ever Shown 'n Lincol.'"
CHARLIE CHAPLIN
In his second Million Dollar
Picture,
"SHOULDER ARMS"
"Transients in Arcadia"
A Dandy O. Henry Stcry
Dont Believe Everything
"Far Flung Battle Line"
Pathe World's News"
Shows start at 1, 3, 5, 7, 9 p. m.
Mats. All Seats, 15c. Night 25c
Today, Friday and Saturday
Orphetvn Circuit Vaudeville
2:15 Twice Daily 8:15
CLARK & BERGMAN
FISHER-HAWLEY CO.
MELLETTE SISTERS
CREOLE FASHION PLATE
MARGUERITE FARRELL
HERAS & PRESTON
CREWELL-PH ANTON
COMPANY
News Weekly Orpheum
Orchestra
Matinees 25c, 50c
Nights 25c, 5Gc, 75c
I VAUOEVILLE I
Today, Friday and Saturday
The Musical FrivoHty
THE REVUE DE LUXE
A Whirlwind of Songs,
Dances and Music
POLLY, OZ and CHICK
Cute, Clever, Classy
LANCTON &. SMITH
In "It's all in Fun"
HERBERT'S C AX I N E CIRCUS
Featuring the
LOOP THE LOOP AND
LEAPING W vDERS
LOUISE FA2ENDA A CO.
'""Th Kitchen Lady"
Th Libert Kiw, wirfv
r Brder' Liberty Orchestra
Tnree Shows Daily at 2:30, 7, .
Mts.-15c; Night 25c; Gal. 15c
8ilj
"HEARTS of HiG WORLD"
AUDITORIUM
TELEPHONE B 4623
Night Frlces
25c, 50c, 75c, $03 an! $1.5)
SOCIAL CALENDAR
Ncvemcer 16
House warming at Woman's ImiUMn e
for all university gills, from 4 to 6:"".
Delta Delta IHlta house draco.
W Arha rh: house dar.ee.
Alpha Omicron Pi huse dance.
P.uhriV.! Guild house par:y.
Delisn Society ,-lanr-e at muio hell.
PERSONALS
Arthur Faynter and Arthur Logan
t-f Omaha are at the Delta I'psilon
house for the week-end.
Gladys Putnsm of Oiiiaha is visiting j
at thv? Airha Chi Omega houe. j
Clara McAdams of Omaha is a j
truest t the Alpha Fhi house for j
several cays.
UNI NOTICES
Dramatic Cli'b
All girls who are interested In try
ing out for the Dramatic club must
report at U hall 106 at 11:55 Friday
(today).
All boys interested will report at
7 o'clock Friday at the same place.
Important.
Delian Society
The Delian Literary society will
meet in Faculty hall in the Temple
building. Saturday evening, October
16, at 8 o'clock. Come and enjoy the
literary program and social hour.
Wanted Usher
Men who desire to usher at he Kan
sas game please leave names at the
student activities' office. Only men
who can appear in uniform can be
used.
No Drill for Student
No drill will be biven to students
not in the S. A. T. C. or S. N. T. C
consequently no credit will be given
to men who have registered for it
MYSTIC FISH ELECT NEW
OFFICERS FOR THE YEAR
At the first meeting of Mystic Fish,
held Wednesday. November 13, the
.i!,...ir ir ffi-pr were elected: Lois i
Melton, president; Elinor Eddy, vice
president; Marjorie Colwell, secretary
treasurer; Kathryn Harnly, reporter.
A special meeting will be held Mon
day, November 18.
FERN NOBLE NOW EDITOR
OF A MONTHLY MAGAZINE
rm Noble, who was editor of The
Daily Nebraskan the second semester
of last year, is edl'or o "Our Bit"
f,Mzine. ft monthly publication pub
lished in Shoshone. Idaho, her home
n The maraz:ne is publisnea ror
the benefit of tbi? Red Cross, and Miss
Note's wbrk'cn it is donated.
rho nan-zine contains thirty-two
pages, and besides tine editorials, con- j
. . ts fintriotic crganiza-j
tions of the town, the Camp Fire Gins.
Junior Auxiliary. R C1"08-
Fid ft department called "Letters
from our boys."
OWCOLW
Biggest Sensation Ever Scored in
History of Lincoln City Taksn
by Storm Hundreds are Turned
Away by D. VV. Griffith. Su
preme Triumph
Afternoyn Prices
25c, 50c, 75c and $1.00
DON'T BE STUNG
A bee holder Is a beehive.
A spectator is a beholder.
Hypothesis Rotten potato.
A rotten 'tater is a spec' 'tater.
To Prove A rotten potato is a bee
hive. Proof A rotten potato is a rotten
'tater.
Hence A rotten potato Is a beehive.
Boys Life.
UNCLE SAM takes care of our boys'
bodies. United Service takes care of
their hearts.
JUST JABS
Doc Brandegee says that in spring
weather a coat on the back will save
many a coat on the tongue.
The folks over in Europe are not so
much afraid of potatoes going down in
April as of their not coming up in May.
The crow may be a troublesome bird,
but he never gets noisy withont caws.
Too bad more people are not like
crows.
A small cork, thrust to the bottom
of a bathtub full of mater, will, when
released, come to the surface rapidly.
This can be tried at home.
Preserve the morale. GIVE.
Don't deny the dough-boy His
doughnuts. GIVE DOUBLE.
War Welfare work works wonders.
Watch and see. GIVE DOUBLE
TEXAS TIPS
As a general thing we greatly ad
mire a black frock coat, but it doesn't
look nice on a man who perspires
through it.
Another reason why a man never
gets quite enough money is because
he always wants one more piece of
property.
What has become of the old-fashioned
gallant who put woman on a ped
estal and left her to starve to death
up there?
Our position simply is that no man
ought to be allowed to grow the kind
of whiskers that look like nonessential
industry.
If the truth could be discovered,
probably it would be found that it
makes a horsefly pretty sore to try to
get blood out of ft flivver.
Of course we hare other troubles,
but we don't have to press our hair
down with one hand while we put our
hat on with the other. Dallas News.
Their smiles mean confidence; Con
Tnns morale: Morale nastens
Vietory. KEEP iiiEM
Strength ' n-,r,t Dean" SU""
to win.
Hnnouncemcnt
11 This notice is paid for by the First Congregational
Church not for profit but just to let University peo
ple know that they are more than welcome at its
services. Dr. John Andrew Holmes, who has made
a specialty of preaching to State University students
and professors during a period of ten years, has
charge of the service at 10:30 every Sunday morn
ing. At 12 two student classes, one for student
girls, led by Mrs. E. L. Hinman, one for both men
and women, led by Dr. Hinman. The Young
Men's class meets at 9:30, instead of 12:00. The
subject for next Sunday's sermon is, "Joshua gives
orders to the Sun." ft At 6 the Young People's
Society give a fellowship luncheon and at
7 its regular meeting is held, which is attended prin
cipally by students. Sometimes also there is an
evening service at 8, as occasion requires. H Come
to everything. You will feel at home.
No matter what you say
"SAY IT WITH FLOWERS"
CHAPIN BROS., 127
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AULD PAVILION, ANTELOPE PARK
Dancing every night except Sundays
Perfect Order
LOEB & HAMPTON'S ORCHESTRA
DAILY DIARY RHYMES
By
Gayle Vincent Grubb
"MY GOODNESS!"
"Hello! Maggie Goofus? This is me.
Oh yes! Well, well, and how are
you today?
Just fiine, by George, as good as I
could be,
And you? Well, Maggie, what have
you got to say?
No! You don't believe! Is that so?
And yesterday you say this came
about?
Too bad. But I'm awfully glad you
let me know
For I like to find just how those
things come out.
Uh-huh-alright-certainly, I would too!
Say, listen Maggie, goin' to oe busy
tonight?
Well There's a lot of things I really,
ought to do
But I guess that I can fix that up
allright.
Fine! At eight o'clock and what
eight-thirty?
Well, alright, Maggie, any time you
wish ;
Now don't tell me that the parlor's
kind ft dirty
And Good-bye, good-bye, GOOD
BYE" the looney fish.
So there you are and what do you
make of it?
The world of nuts grows larger as it
moves.
It is better that our brains should
thick ft bit
Not only is it best but it behooves.
Even though one be small in stature
there is always a large place he can
News is something tbt is always
behind the limes.
S. 13th
B2234
With the Largest Stock of
Christ mas Joy
Gifts -
in our mercantile career of
twenty years. We invite your
inspection.
Shean
JEWELERS and OPTICIANS
ELEVEN TWENTY-THREE
O STREET
B-13S2 B-3708
LOEB'S ORCHESTRA
MUSIC FOR ALL OCCASIONS
ORCHESTRA FROM FIVE TO
TWENTY-FIVE PIECES
Jazr Band or Boiler Shop Effects
on Request Only
ALL REQUESTS TO GO
THROUGH CHANCELLOR
By request of Captain Edmund J.
Matlvor, all inquiries, requests for
changes in the status of the men, or
for meetings at other than regular
class hours, will hereafter be sc-nt
through the office of the chancellor.
Notices to this effect were sent to all
instructors Wednesday.
It is thought that the new arrange
nrent will prove more efficient than
the former method of sending requests
2!r?ct!y to Cpt-,n Maclvor.
A wek has seven days, but each
day has its needs.
