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Tobias Knowal peeped through th
window of his office, then tiptoeing
to his desk put a flannel bandngl
iround his neck, put his arm in a sling,
ran his hands through his hair and
limped to the door.
"Mr. Knowal?" Inquired the caller.
"Yes," groaned Knowal. "What ca
I do for you?"
"You appear to be far from well,"
laid the calleK
"Appear to be!" echoed KnowaL
"Do you think I'm doing this for funl
But what can I do for you?"
"Oh er I won't trouble you now,"
paid the caller hurriedly. "Any tlmi
will do." And he departed.
"It's Borne trouble," murmured
Knowal, pulling off his bandages. "Bui
It's really the quickest way to get
rid of these life Insurance agents.
That one won't trouble me again, any
how I"
Poor Prospects for the Bride,
"I should think the Klrl'B parentl
would object"
"What do you mean?"
"The parents of the girt one of
the kaiser's sons Is going to marry."
"Why should they object?"
"How would you like a daughter
of yours to marry a young man who li
soon to be kicked Into the cold world
without even knowing a trade by whlcb
he can support a wife?"
THE HAPPT
ONE
"So Miss Grif
fins is married at
last?"
"Yes. And who
to the happy
manT"
"Her dear old
dad."
Figuratively Speaking.
"Wouldn't let you hold her hand,
eh?"
"She gave me to understand that
some other fellow held an option on
It."
"Did she have on an engagement
ring?"
"No."
"In a case like that the claim ought
to be staked out."
An Intuition.
"You went wrong the way yon al
lowed that girl to take yon. .8h
doesn't know the road."
"Well, do you know, I had an Ides
was being miss-guided."
The Reason.
"Why Is that screeching woman la
the next flat continually singing het
Ho hoi song?"
"1 guess that's what she Is cultivat
ing her voice with."
The Painful Part.
"Jones doesn't want his wife to go
away."
"Feels the separation, no doubL"
"Yes, from the necessary coin."
Would Like Correction.
"I have called to ask you to correct
a mistake In your .report of a speech
by Mr. Blcggs, the Independent can
didate, last Tuesday."
Editor of Dullbury Messenger Do
fou represent Mr. Bloggs?
Visitor No; I was the voice from
the back of the hall which yon report
ed Incorrectly as shouting, "It's a lie J"
What I really said was "You're a liar V
London Punch.
The Doctor's Side.
"Doe, you charge some people more
than others, don't you?" Inquired the
grocer. "People with money, for la
stance?" "Sometimes."
"Suppose I charged you that way?"
"That would be all right, provided
you didn't charge poor people any
thing, a custom not unknown to doc
tors."
Natural Tendency.
"Funny about that sleepwalker."
What .was?"
- 'ii e got up in the eight and went
tttnlrtit around the corner to a wake,"
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