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SCHEME TO SCARE AGENTS.
Tobias Knowal peeped through thf
window of his office, then tiptoeing
to his desk put a flannel bandngl
iround his neck, put his arm tn a slln,
ran his hands through his hair and
!imped to the door.
"Mr. Knowal ?" Inquired the caller.
"Yes," groaned Knowal. "What ca
t do for you?"
"You appear to he far from well."
said the callcK
"Appear to be!" echoed Knowal
"Do you think rm doing this for funl
But what can I do for you 7"
"Oh er I won't trouble you now,"
paid the caller hurriedly. "Any ttm
will do." And he departed.
"It's some trouble," murmured
Knowal. pulling off his bandages. "But
It's really the quickest way to get
rid of these life Insurance agents.
That one won't trouble me again, any
how!"
Poor Prospect for the Brlds,
"I should think the girl's parents
would object"
"What do you mean?"
"The parents of the girt one of
the kaiser's sons Is going to marry."
"Why should they object?"
"IIow would you like a daughter
of vours to marrr a young man who Is
soon to be kicked Into the cold world
without even knowing a trade by which
he can support a wife?"
THE HAPPT
ONE
"So Mlas Qrir
flhs Is married at
last?"
"Yes. And who
Is the happy
man?"
"Her dear old
dad."
Figuratively Speaking.
"Wouldn't let you hold her hand,
eh?"
"She gave me to understand that
some other fellow held an option on
It"
"Did she have on an engagement
ring?"
"No."
"In a case like that the claim ought
to be staked out."
An Intuition.
"You went wrong the way you al
lowed that girl to take you. .She.
doesn't know the road."
"Well, do you know, I had an Idea
I was being mlss-gulded."
The Reason.
"Why is that screeching woman la
the next flat continually singing be
Ho ho!' song?"
"1 guess that's what she Is cultivat
ing her voice with."
The Painful Part.
"Jones doesn't want his wife to go
away."
"Feels the separation, no doubt"
"Yea, from the necessary coin."
Would Like a Correction.
"I have called to ask you to correct
a mistake In your .report of a speech
by Mr. Bloggs, the Independent can
didate, last Tuesday."
Editor of Dullbury Messenger Do
you represent Mr. Bloggs?
Visitor No; I was the voice from
the back of the hall which you report
ed incorrectly as shouting, "It's a lie I"
What I really said was "You're a liar 1"
London Punch.
The Doctor's Side.
"Doc, you charge some people mora
than others, don't you?" Inquired the
grocer. "People with money, for In
stance?" "Sometimes."
Suppose 1 charged you that way?"
"That would be all right provided
you didn't charge poor people any
thing, a custom not unknown to doc
tors."
Natural Tendency.
Tunny abott that sleepwalker."
""VThat waaT
TJ got -p ia titm flight and went
traicht around the corner to a waka.
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BY
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Ukuleles $15.00 Leonards
Nuna genuine Hawaiian make,
$7.50; Mauna 'Lea brand, $4.
May be had tf 12,000 leading
music dealers. Write fur name
tlf the nearest dealer.
51-67 JACKSON BOULEVARD
THE languorous charm of the
Hawaiian native instruments so
moving in appeal, so observably
in vogue is strikingly characteristic
of the Ukulele. Its tone possesses that
curiously beautiful timbre, that exotic
charm of tonal quality which has
made these instruments so sensation
ally popular.
The Ukulele has a pleasing grace of
form. The finer models are made
of genuine Hawaiian Koa wood. It
is much in request today among the
smarter college and other musical
organizations.
It is easy to learn. Its price includes aa
Instruction Book,
Hawaiian Steel Guitar
Every chord struck upon this typically rep
resentative Hawaiian instrument is marked
by a weird, plaintive harmony and strangely
beautiful qualities of tone. It brings, to any
music, qualities full of vivid color and va
ried charm.
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