THE DAILY NEBRASKAN
Harriet C. Long, '08, Is serving for
A. L. A. with the troops on th Mex
ican border. Miss Mary L. Jones, '85,
who was for a number of years the
university librarian, Is assistant.
DAILY DIARY RHYMES
By
Gayta Vincent Grubb
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"FRECKLES"
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Niohts 10c 25c S5e
2 Show Sat. Night, 7 and
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Mrs. V. O. Vmphrey, formerly with
Nebraska library commission, organ
ized the hospital libraries at Fort Bliss
and Sam Houston.
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lined.
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VAUDEVILLE
TODAY, FRI. and SAT.
Here it a corking
Good Show
The Musical Comedy
"OCEAN BOUND"
Featuring
JOE PHILLIPS A
CECIL HIRIES
and a company of ten
MOSTLY GIRLS
JOHNSON BROS.
& JOHNSON
In A Bit of Minstrelsy"
THE FOUR KINGS
America's Classieat Artiat
FRED ELLIOTT
The Broomstick Fiddler
BEN TURPIN .
MARIE PREVOST
In "Sleuths"
LIBERTY NEWS WEEKLY
BRADER'S PRIZE ORCHESTRA
Three Shows Daily at 2:30, 7
and 9
Mats 15c Night 25c Gal. 15c
ir.-rioay, Friday and Saturday
ORPHEUM CIRCUIT VAUDE
VILLE -iv Twice Daily 8:15
.......ml i MINGS HAPPEN"
"RUBEVILLE"
Mirth and Melody
Lawrence & Oevarney
Bessye Clifford
Three Kitaro brothers
TRACEY and M'BRIDE '
and one other act
News Weekly Orpheum
Orchestra
Matinees 25c, 50c
Nights 25c, 50c, 75c
Big Shows and Good Music
TODAY, FRI. . SAT.
The Best Show
of the Season
America's Sweetheart
MARY PICKFORD
In Her Latest Artcrali Play
"JOHANNA ENLISTS"
Pronounced by the Press to
be Her Best Production
Also Comedy, Topical. News and
Official War Pictures
RIALTO CONCERT
ORCHESTRA
Jean L. Schaefer, Conductor
Shows Start at 1, 3, 6, 7, ft, p.m.
Mats All Seats 15c Night 25c
-TM K
Thurs, Fri. . Sat.
GEORGE WALSH
in
ON THE JUMP
- Picture Fun f Pep and Speed
Also a Sunshine Comedy
A DIVER'S LAST KISS"
MUTT and JEFF
"At the Front"
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THE BIG SURPRISE
PROGRAM CF THE WEEK
"WILLIAM HOHENZOLLERN"
Well, the Kalser'a boast has ended,
And th bloody Hun has failed.
For the Yanks and French and Brit
ish, too
Hare got the Humbug nailed.
The Clown Trlnce and Von Hinden
burg Have tasted Yank defeat,
And they're beaten with their army
That they scorned a land could beat.
Their bombing raids on London
And their murders on the K-as.
Where the policies of war thry Mid.
The payments of their fees.
Yet when the turn of war has come
And they're driven to the wnll,
They cry for Justice, think of It.
Attempting that old stall.
Thej're seeing how It goes
To have the bombs drop in the
street,
So they Kamerad like Germans do
And keep at their retreat.
And so we've given armistice
And stated terms of peace.
Wherein the lamb of Germany
Is robbed of all his fleece.
Yet peace at- hand means nothing
In the life of Prussian Bill,
And the high Gazooks that hang
about
To grovel at his will.
For I see an ivory tombstone
And a statue made of wood,
And on the tombstone wTitteti
So the eye can read it good:
"Here lie the shanks of Kaiser Bill,
Who loved Limberger's smeil.
Who quit this earth to take a job
In the boiler room of Hell."
PERSONALS
Mr. Dean Winchester, '07. of the i
United States geological survey, who
was a former Lincoln boy, visited his
parents and tne university iaM.
Mr. Winchester's discoveries and re
ports on the oil shales of Utah and
Wyoming, has earned for him a
worthy reputation. He left for Wash
ington after a stay of two or three
days.
Mr. C. Harold Eaton, U. or N., 10,
who has been engaged in the oil
fields of Wyoming, visited the univer
sity last week enroute to new fields
in Oklahoma and Texas.
Mr. and Mrs. Dellert W. Williams,
13, who have been living in Buffalo,
X. Y for the past three years, have
been transferred to the oil fields of
Oklahoma. They spent several days
on the campus last- week. Mr. Will
iams took with him as a geological
helper, Mr. Henry Needham. Both
students and assistants in the depart
ment of geology.
A letter has been received from A.
E. Sheldon, director of the legislative
reference bureau and secretary of the
State Historical society, now in
France, telling of bis interesting voy
age from New York to London. A
submarine encounter was the thrill
ing event in crossing, no injury re
sulted from it. Mr. Sheldon mention
ed Mr. Ewlng, formerly in charge of
the Y. M. C. A. work here, who is now
at the bead of American Y. M. C. A.
work. The ship was twelve days in,
crossing.
Nebraskana in A. L- A. War Work
M G Wyer, university librarian, or
ganized the library at Camp Logan.
Houston, Texas, last winter and has
since been given leave of absence to
join the A- L. A. war service staff
it Washington. He has immediate
charge of the personnel in the library
war service.
Mr. Louis Horn 1. in the library at
Camp Logan. At Camp M-Aitbwr.
Waco. Txaa. J. E. Morgan, V. .to
librarian and Mrs. Morgan, who has
Ta student at the Jjs
librarian of base --
camp, while Ira Pace and Glen A.
Zr bo ist there mBl,! th y
went Into the army. i
rule, attack a man unless nrovoked. !
The inventor of pajamas died with
out realizing any considerable fortune
from his idea.
Datlnum has been suggested as the
best material for golf balls, but noth
ing haR as yet come of the proposal.
A Scandinavian archaeologist tins
proved conclusively that the Garden
of Eden was not surrounded by rail
ings. FLETCHER FARLEY
D I EDITOR CAPTAIN
(Continued from page 1)
The French women in the neighbor
hood are keeping the graves all deco
rated with flowers or were when we
left there the middle of August, and
there is no doubt they will be kept in
good shape for the French Btire think
lots of the khaki clad boys.
His personal belongings were col
lected by the Y. M. C. A. chaplain
and will be sent to his folks in due
time. On account of censorship,
at present I am unable to give loca
tion .etc., of grave, but if I sni lucky
enough to return, I can at least tell
his folks where he is buried, and if
any of them come over here later
they would have no trouble finding it.
I have a friend at the town near
there and will have him see how
the grave is being kept and let you
know. I, of course, am hundreds of
miles from there now, but may return
before starting home. If there is any
thing in here h's folks don't know you
can tell them, but they probably have
more direct news from other sources
by now. I was on burial squad that
day, so was one of the four to bury
him.
I always go through wards during
spare time and ask for Nebraska
boys in Marines, but now we begin
to see them often and they are as
good scrappers as the next. As far as
I know Fletcher is the only one that
has died while in our hospital and
they did their best to save him, but
he had bad wounds and nothing could
save him.
You can send this to his folks or
tell them Just as you please.
GUY H. FARREN.
ORPHEUMOPEN TO
SOLDIERS SUNDAYS
(Continued on page 2)
Mr. Adrian M. Newens many delight
ful plans for future Sunday entertain
ments were disclosed, among them
the fact that a week from this Sun
day the performance will begin with
two reels of moving pictures. There
will be plenty of time for the boys
who are invited out to Sunday dinners
to reach the theatre before the per
formance begins. v x
HEARD ON THE LIBRARY
STEPS
"A Gob? And what's that?"
"Why. 'Us L 'tis V replies the sail
or, his chest inflating with pride.
-Why I thought yor. were a sailor,
she said, raising ber delicately arched
evebrows with surprise.
""Why, I am. but you see sailors are
called Gobs."
"They are. Why?" -
"WelL I daiino, guess some eld Gob
with a hash mark could tell you."
"A hash mark? A Gob with a hash
mark. Why. what in the world do you
hash , H-A-S-H M-A-R-K.
Very simple, a hash mark. It means
a service stripe for a Gob who has
served a tbe MTy' .
7vrell. what did he do that for?"
-De what"
"Serve a hitch in the navy."
-A hitch la a four year terra "
4oJr tt term! So, President
A Good Place
to buy
Good Shoes
at
Moderate Prices
Fred Schmidt & Bros. J
Wilson is Ferving his second hitch?"
"Well, you might say it- tbat way
I guess you don't understand about
the navy very well, do you?"
"Well, not very much. Our hired
girl's cousin is in it, and every one
calls him Jack, why is that?"
"Maybe he has some idea, did ya
get that?"
"Why no, I can't see anything
funny about it. Say and what are
those trousers so big at the bottom
for, that flap so queerly when one
dances with a sailor? But I do think
they are awfully picturesque."
"Say, listen, I can't start to tell
yon all about it now. Let's go chow."
"Chow? Are you talking Chinese
to me now?"
"Chinese, don't you understand Eng
lish? I mean eat a goup at Piller's."
"Well, allright, but I must go to
the Red Cross rooms first and get
some yarn."
"Say, I sure would like to have you
knit me a sweater. Ill buy the yarn
n'e very thing. Kuh?"
"Allright, but I am knitting four or
five before yours."
And thus they went to chow.
DIGNIFIED STUDENTS OF MUSIC
And you dare to call us
"Mad
House!"
Good sir, that's unpardonable crime!
We are dignified students of music,
That beautiful art, so 6ublime.
Those "squeeks" which you speak or
so lightly
I hope' 'twill enlighten you some
Are the patient and untiring efforts
Of young masters, yet to come.
You speak of the "groans and the
wailing.
Of the Mad House over the way."
Have ycu ever been to a French class
Whilh is learning it's vowels? go
some day.
And hear them moan somberly, softly.
Their "ahs" and their awful "aw-ees,"
And in a bright, gleeful chorus
Shriek "wee Mamoselle, oh we
wee."
Why not class them "as wild inmates.
With their murmurs and deep
throaty growls?
Perhaps 't-would be a good plan, sir,
"Squeeks" and vociferous vowels!
In closing, I'd like to explain, sir.
That I was the woman in pain."
I had practiced for hours all that
morning
On two measures Again and again.
And Just as I was succeeding. .
And had almost reached that high
"C"
For which I was anxiously striving.
You rushed wildly in opon me.
And all my long, auxions -efforte
Had to be started a-new.
So when you hear the wild walling
No doubt twill be I adien!
RUTH LINDSAY.
LOST Forten Jack-knife Safety Pen
in Temple or near Library. Finder
return to Student Activities Offlce.
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ARMISTICE CAUSES
GLOOM; THEN JOY
(Continued from page 1)
vigor, and greater enthusiasm assert
ed itself, in every line of work. Tbe
boys were again talking of "when we
get over there," and "after we finish
the fight." Rumors as a rule have
little effect on the soldiers, but the
word of the captain tbat prospects
were bright for overseas service,
gave flight to the last doubts of the
men.
Those "raw soldiers" of ours are
making the Germans very raw all
right
The army also proposes to teach
lazy husbands the virtue of being In
dustrious. Even is cutting weeds does give yon
hay fever, what's that compared to
trench fever?
Ttie enemy is discovering that we
have nothing but aces, no deuces, in
our aviation deck-
The profiteer has no claim to the
American eagle aa an emblem. His
bird is the vulture-
i a i- ika a)wTM of soan.
II IB mu, i" -"-- -
the Germans are using sand. They
seem to neea u uu'j.
t ncT-Sihiraiv. Nov. 2. near Four-
teenth and R streets, gentleman's
black leather grip, i cone