THE DAILY NEBRASKAN ALUMNI FLUNKED LAST FRIDAY'S GAME BOSTON BRAVES ARE AN EXPENSIVE LOT The College World (Continued from Page One) wind. Captain Corey was not only there on the defense, but he did not miss a kick for goal. Doyle, Cook, Gardiner, Moser, Rhodes and Otou- pallk all showed up well. There was a big crowd, the south stands being well filled and many freshman caps could be seen. THIRTY VARIETIES OF BIRDS INHABIT UNIVERSITY CAMPUS If a bird directory of the univer sity campus should be prepared, no less than thirty tribes of the feath ered Inhabitants could be found. 11. B. Cross, instructor in zoology, has prepared a list of thirty birds to be fouud on the campus at different times duirng the year. While the list is not complete, it indicates that the campus, on account of the trees, and hospitality extended to the birds, has resulted in attracting a large number of them. Following is the list prepared by Mr. Cross: 1. Yellow-billed cackoo. 2. Hairy Woodpecker. 3 Downy Wood pecker. 4. Red shafted flicker. 5. Night hawks. 6. Scissor-tailed fly catcher. 7. Kingbird. 8. Horned lark. 9. Blue jay. 10. Cowblrd. 11. Yellow headed blackbird. 12. Red winged blackbird. 13. Meadow lark. 14. Or chard Oriole. 15. Baltimore oriole. 16. Rusty Blackbird. 17. Purple grac kle. 18. English sparrow. 19. Lark sparrow. 20. Field sparrow. 21. Car dinal. 22. Mourning dove. 23. Dick cls8el. 24. Loggerheaded Shrike. 25. Yellow warbler. 26. Lawrence warb ler. 27. .Mockingbird. 28. Brown thrasher. 29. Black-capped chickadee. 20. Robin. Exchange. N" H y Jit; j V- wt " v ' Loeb's Orchestra. B-3708 B-1392. iv llad ORCHESTRA fhoai B1654 Hoars 12-1-6 7 BASEBALL MEN WHO RECEIVE BIG MONEY. The Boston National league club does not exploit the fact in the papers, but it is true, nevertheless, that the Braves' pay roll Is probably the largest of any club in either major league. Percy D. Haughton pulls down a princely salary as president of the club to represeut the wealthy Boston men who are associated with him In the ownership of the team. Thou there Is Manager George T. Stallings, who last spring signed a five-year contract with the present owners at $18,000 per year. Johnny Evers, captain of the team, Is pulling down $10,000 In addition to all sorts of bonuses, while First Baseman Konetchy, ranking next, Is good for $9,000. The entire pay roll for the season Is probably very close to $150, 000, or $12,500 every semimonthly pay day during the six months of the championship season. Tucker & Shean 1123 O SL Manufacturing Jewelers and Optician Class Pins and Rings of All Kinds EAT AT PUTCH CAFE 234 No. 11th Street IMPORTED Washable Cloth Glove3 in Chamois, Grey and Brown with black points Special 10c U Pint p 7OTTJIAa FBTCEPyreWS WEAR BYRON'S' QUICK TONGUE Bill Byron, the National league umpire, has a quick tongue, lie was accosted by a fan after a recent game between the Card inals and Dodgers, and the fan remarked : "Bill, I think you missed a de cision on Daubert In the second Inning." "Well, perhaps"! did," replied the singing arbiter, "but In the i course of a year I make about 500,000 decisions In umpiring 154 : games, and If I miss only one In : a game Pm a great umpire." BOOST FOR MANAGER ISBELL Club Owners in Western League Ex press Willingness to Make Him Next President. It is reported around the local base ball rlalto that Frank "Izzy" Isbell, the former White Sox, now head of the Dea Moines club of the Western league, has been suggested as the next i ? ' y v L. tri 1 4 1 : r - In DIAMOND NOTES The Dodgers look like real winners to New York and Brooklyn scribes. The St. Louis Browns possess a bat ting punch to help out their pitchers, Frank Isbell.- president of the Western league. Ru mor has It that several of the club owners of the league have already ex pressed a willingness to make him the head of the league. Isbell has had years of experience la the game, and Is very popular. JOHNSON TO TEST SPITBALL American League Batters Hoping He Doesn't Employ Moist Delivery as Regular Thing. Walter Johnson Is cultivating a spit ball, according to his catcher, Eddie Alnsmith. American league batters are hoping the speed king doesn't employ the moist delivery as a regular thing for, if he ever gains control, there'll not be an unhinged spine In the league In three months. Several scouts are nid to be angling for Leo Witter, the .Newark outfielder, The Typographical union ball play ers make errors, but they are merely typographical ones. We don't kunw who the father of baseball Is, but we bet he was al ways turned down for world's series tickets. Honus Wagner spoke a mouthful when he said that many a ball player declines because he doesn't decline enough. Frank Gilhooley has discarded his crutches and is now able to use the foot which he Injured at Washington on July 3. When Rariden is through with base ball he ought to make a good waiter. He gets more free passes than any other player. McGraw denies the report that he proposes to quit the Giants at the close of the 1917 season. The Giants quit McGraw last year. "Remember that umpires are hu man," advises the New York Evening Sun. So are burglars, highway rob bers and other malefactors. - "Miller Huggins," we read, "has done well with the Cardinals under the cir cumstances." The circumstances are that they are the Cardinals. An expert steps to bat with the statement that a player wears out his effectiveness If retained too long on one club. For Instance, there's Hans Wagner. Silk O'Loughlln says he got his nick name when he was a kid and wore silky ringlets on his dome. Always thought it was because all the players say his decisions are as fine as silk. MUST PLAY TO WIN PENNANT Many People Outside of Washington Would Like to See Championship Team In That .City. A good many people outside ot Washington would be glad to see the baseball team from that city win a pennant Washington Is one of the oldest baseball tovrns In the United States. It has had a team for time immemorial and It has never yet shown In front. It would seem that the time spent In the national pastime and the loyalty of the people back of the team ought almost to be enough to warrant a pennant for that city, says Milwaukee SentineL Unfor tunately, perhaps, pennants have to be won In other ways. DOES THE AMERICAN COLLEGE PAY DIVIDENDS ON THE INVESTMENT Assuming that a billion dollars Is invosted in the system of American colleges do the results tJuatlfy ton outlay? Taking for grunted all that can be said of the value of higher education to tlio individual in personal satisfac tion and in professional efficiency, is there, besides those, a corresponding gain to society and the state? In brief, does our college system pay dividends on the investment; and, for the same outlay, can it be made to pay bettor? To both these questions I answer 'Yes." the college system does Justify itself, hut, it could be made more ef fective for the same money. In the United States as in other civilized na lions, advanced education is a prime necessity. . . . The most precious possession of the state lies in the in dividual talents of its children. There can bo no greater national loss than a failure to develop these talents. "A boy is better unborn than untaught." The superiority of the American school system throughout, lies if we may use a paradox in the fact that it is not superior. It makes no claim to finality. It is open in every part to revision and improvement. It is not a complete system, the device of a convention of educated experts. . . . As is the republic it serves, the Amer ican university is a "going concern," no part having reached final comple tion. In its flexibility and its free dom, the American school system can register a merit greater than perfec tion. . . In the American system, the sci ences fundamental to industrial and commercial advancement have not been divorced from the pure sciences and arts. In most states, the poly technic school is a recognized part of the system, and with this goes indus trial training in the schools which lead to the university. This is a wise adjustment, All applied science rests on a foundation of knowledge. Moreover, each type of student gains from association with those of other groups. The engineering student gains from the literary touch, while the student in pure science or lan guage profits equally from association with the fierce earnestness of those who realize that future success is conditioned on academic thorough ness. The vital relation of the American university to recent American politics has never been fully- appreciated . . Each year, thousands of men trained in economics and civics, graduate from the universities, and take their place in American citizenship. Tq know right from wrong in public affairs is to be a power on the side of right , To think straight is the first requisite to a righteous vote. As the center of democratic wisdom. the American university pays the full est interest on the billion dollars it costs. . . . Can the American un'versity system be reduced in cost or at the same cost can it be increased in effective ness? Most assuredly this is possible. The very virtue of incompleteness points the way toward improvement . We have far too many institu tions of higher education. There are in the United States some 400 institu tions calling themselves university or college, and granting under the law the degree of bachelor of arts. . , . Higher education in America is not controlled by any central bureau, nor is it desirable that it should be thus controlled. A power which can stand ardize university administration checks its Improvement To standard ize men is to eliminate initiative and originality. ... In almost all of our Institutions, a certain number of cheap or inexper ienced teachers are chosen every year because there is not money enough to pay for better teaching. . . . From ' these facts arise two evils character-' istic of the American system, the con-1 stant need of asking for money, and the disposition to rate success by the number of students enrolled. To the average public, the university presi dent is a licensed beggar, the agent of a game In which Vhe winner each year Is the one who gets most names in his catalogues. In tLe public mind, the "relative rank" of universities is mostly determined In this way. What is the number of students? To sum up, we hold that the Ameri can university system does pay good dividends on all that it costs. It meets our needs as not another system could . Its highest merit is that it is con stantly in a state ot flux. Exchange. BASEBALL IS PROFITABLE San Francisco. "College men em brace baseball as a profession because it is the only way they can earn enough to pay the debts contracted on the campus. Most of them Intend to stay on the diamond only a short time, but It is bo fascinating that many remain, and finally preferring It to other modes of gaining a liveli hood." This is among the many statements made by Eddie Mahan, "legendary hero" of Harvard gridirons and dia mond, who arrived to coach the Uni versity of California recently. "People talk about going In for bank ing or something respectable, dull and unprofitable,," he continued. "But what Is the use. I would not have paid by bills for twenty years at bank'ng." Exchange. MONDAY, TUESDAY AND WEDNESDAY ' The Closing Installment of BILLY BURKE'S GREAT SERIAL "GLORIA'S ROMANCE " If you have been following this picture at all, don't fail to see its close. Monday and Tuesday The "Peter Pan" Girl VIVIAN MARTIN as a mountain beauty in an invigor ating story of the Kentucky hills "THE STRONGER LOVE" and those interesting travel pic tures the Burton-Holmes Trav elougues , Wednesday and Thursday The Petite Emotional Actress RITA JOLIVET (who recently became the Countess de Clppico) in a reat social drama "AN INTERNATIONAL MARRIAGE" Also Paramount Pictographs. Friday and Saturday, Lasky Presents The Dainty Film Star MARIE DORQ IN "COf.MON GROUND" with a cast of unusual excellence. AND THE BRAY CARTOONS ADMISSION Eves., 15c and 10c. Mats., 10c and 5c. . COMING Oct 9, 10, 11, 12, Clara Kimball Town In Robert Chambers' "THE COMMON LAY" .MO THE CITY Y. M. C. A. Entertainment and Lecture Course SEASON 1916-1917 SEVENTEENTH YEAR Oliver Theatre . . Lincoln, Nebr. Three hundred and nine patrons the largest number in any season pledged themselves for seats for the 1916-1917 Course when the an nouncement of the Course was made at the close of the 1915-1916 sea son. That in itself indicates the high class and quality of the Course for this beason. The talent and dates are as follows: MONDAY, OSCOBER 23, 1916. MERLE ALCOCK, Contralto, and BECHTOL ALCOCK, Tenor From New York Symphony Orchestra. MONDAY, OTOBER 30, 1916. CARL 8TECKELBERG, Violinist and 8IDNEY 8ILBER, Pianist Two Local Artists Internationally Known. THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 14, 1916. THE MELTING POT, By Israel ZangwilL "The Well Known Play," A Keynote to Americanism. A Broad way Production. TUESDAY, NOVEMBER 14, 1916. DR. RUSSELL C. CONWELL, of Philadelphia, Lecturer. Subject: "Acres of Diamonds." MONDAY, DECEMBER 4, 1916. HOMER B. HULBERT, Diplomat, Traveler, Public Speaker. Subject: "The Oriental Chess Board." MONDAY, DECEMBER 11, 1916. PROF. MONTR AVI LLE M. WOOD, Scientist Assisted by his daughter, Allene Wood. Demonstration Lecture on Gyroscope, Monorail Car, Ultra Violet Ray. TUESDAY, JANUARY 16, 1917. THE MUSICA LGUARDSMEN. A Singing Chorus and a Real Orchestra. TUESDAY, JANUARY 30, 1917. NOAH BEILHARZ, Entertainer, Impersonator, and Monologiat "The Hoosier School Master." THURSDAY, FEBRUARY 15, 1917. EX-SENATOR ELMER J. BURKETT, Lecturer. Subject: "The New Woman and the Young Men." ' THURSDAY, MARCH 22, 1917. THE CATHEDRAY CHOIR Return Date. Thurlow Lieurance, Leader. An Evening of Oratories, Anthems and Favorite Hymns. SEASON TICKETS ON SALE AT THE CITY Y. M. C. A. OFFICE CORNER 13TH AND P. Price of the general admission for the ten numbers remains the same, $1.00. Reserved seats are 15, 20 and 25 cents extra per night or $1.00, $1.50 and $2.00 for the season. You save 50 cents on each season's reserved seats by reserving all on October 19, 1916. TEN NUMBERS FOR ONLY $1.00 FOR THE SEASON. The Students' Opportunity to Get the Best at Small Cost THE f 'J inn Telephone B2311 333 North 12th St Gleaners, Pressors, Dyers For the "Work and Service that Pleases." Call B2311. The Best equipped Dry Cleaning Plant" in the West One day service if needed. Reasonable Prices, good work, prompt service. Repairs to men's garments carefully made.