THE DAILY NEBRASKAN The Daily Nebraskan THE BEST UNIVERSITY NEWSPAPER IN THE WORLD Eva Miller ,.,,...., .... . . . ,,,,,, . .Editor-ln-Chlef George Grimes .....,......,., . . Managing Editor Vivienne Holland . . .Associate Editor M. L. Foteet.,, . .Business Manager Homer Carson ..Assistant Business Manager Larue Gillern .Assistant Business Manager Offices: News, Basement, University Hall; Business, Basement, Administration Building. Telephones: News, L-4S41; Business, B-2597. Published every day during the college year. Subscription, per semester, $1. Entered at the postoffice at Lincoln, Nebraska, as second class mail matter under the Act of Congress of March 8, 1879. The band is going to Portland, and when it gets there and plays "Come Arunnin Boys" when our football team shows the people in Oregon how we play the game out here, when Cook makes a touch down, or when "Tim" kicks goal from center, and we're all standing "round the bulletin board in front of the Star office, making bets and going wild, well certainly be thankful we dug down in our pockets and paid our dollar to go to the benefit dance at the Auditorium, October 13, so that the band could be there to put "pep" into the players. And we'll say that the Innocents knew what they were doing all right when they gave that dance to raise the money. Won't we? The Girl's club membership campaign starts this noon and by Fri day noon every girl on the campus should be wearing either a red or white tag which will signify membership in the Girl's club, the largest representative girls' organization in the school. The dues are prac tically nominal, and balf of the money is put into a scholarship fund which is loaned to deserving women students at the University. Wouldn't a big permanent concrete stadium be nice out there where those ancient planks are placed? A PROBLEM FOR PROFESSORS A. Given Professor Smith, always cheerful, kind and considerate. His courses are popular, his classes filled. B. Given Professor Brown, critical, sarcastic and irritable. His courses are unsought, his classes filled with only the few he could rope in at registration. Question: Granted that both are natural teachers, and that both teach equally important subjects, which one are you going to be like, Mr. Professor? in the Philippines, arrived Saturday for a few days1 stay at the Silver Lynx house. M. . Evans, 'IS, recently instructor of mechanical engineering at Penn sylvania state university, is now with the Commonwealth Edison company at Chicago. S. C. Westerfleld, 11, resigned his place in the state department at Washington to accept a position as professor of mathematics in Kittrel college, N. C. Professor W. B. Pillshury, 2, head of the department of psychology at the, university or Michigan, Is visiting his mother here in Lincoln. He visited th campus last week. R. F. Lyman, civil engineering is a corporal in Company C of the Fourth Nebraska at Brownsville, Tex Company C recently won the competi tive drill held there. Behold our first Woman's Page for this semester, to have one every week. And we're going UNIVERSITY NOTICES Comu8 Dance Thirty-five tickets have been vali dated for the Comus club dance to be held in Music ball, Saturday evening, September 30, 1916. No more tickets will be validated for this dance. No complimentaries will be given. T. A. WILLIAMS, Agent All Track Men Couch Stewart asks that all track men report in uniform on the Nebraska field this morning. Masons Meet Lincoln lodge No. 9, A. F. & A. M., will have work in the Master's degree at 4 p. m. All Master Masons be longing to the university, students and faculty, dinner at 6 o'clock, in ban quet rooms. Acacia fraternity will take part in initiation services. D. G. V. Meeting The Deutsche Gesellige Vereln will meet Thursday, September 28, with Hermine Hatfield, at 1213 South Twenty-second street. Take South Eigh teenth or Sumner car. Everyone out. Engineers' Notice Pursuant to custom of several years standing, the first meeting of the en gineering society 1b designed to be of interest and benefit to freshmen. All freshmen engineers, and others newly registered in the college of en gineering, are therefore expected to be present at the first meeting of the Engineering society, on Wednesday evening, September 27, at 7:30 in M. E. 206. O. V. P. STOUT, Dean, College of Engineering. Notice to Graduates All students regularly enrolled in the graduate college, University of Ne braska, are eligible to membership in the graduate school of education. To all persons looking forward to teach ing and school administration in high schools, normal schools, and colleges, enrollment in the graduate school of education will be found of special bene fit. It is not necessary to major in education in order to be enrolled in the graduate school of education; in fact, the students are encouraged to make their majors in other subjects. Only those who desire to teach educa tion and philosophy are encouraged to major in those subjects. But every thing possible is done to make the graduate year or years of the members profitable. - 'The graduate school of education has existed but two years and sent forth but thirty-six graduates with the graduate teachers' diploma (recognized and credited in thirty-six states), but the aim of the officers has been from the first, quality rather than quantity It is hoped that this school will bring great credit to the University or Ne braska for the quality and worth of its work. Students wishing to confer concedn ing work in the graduate school of edu cation will find the dean in room 209 University hall, every day at 11, and 3 . G. W. A. LUCKET. George H. Morse, who resigned as head of the electrical engineering de partment of Nebraska in 1912, is con nected with the National Metal Mould ing company at Pittsburg, Pa. Dr. C. P. Fordyce, former student of the university, who has contributed to several periodicals on outdoor life, has just returned from a tour through the. mountains in Alaska. He has spent the last six months in collect ing matter for contributions that are soon to appear in different magazines, Professor Ttufus C. Bentley, 12, as slstant in the philosophy department in the Leland Stanford university is visit ing his sister, Mrs. W. L .Hall in Lin coln. Mr. Bentley has secured a year's leave of absence and is going to spend it tudying at the University of Illinois Prof. Bentley is a former pupil of Dr. H. K. Wolfe, present head of the Ne braska department of philosophy. BRIEF BITS OF NEWS Dr. Winifred Hyde, assistant profes sor of philosophy, spent her summer vacation at Crandall's lodge, Spirit Lake, Iowa. Registration for chorus is still open, also registration for the men's special Monday evening class. Those who join either of these receive tickets to the May festival. Attendance at both courses entitles one to a credit each semester, or attendance at either gives one credit for the year's work. ALUMNI NEWS A. J. Dunlap, law 16, is the superin tendent of the Central City schools.' Clyde B. Dempster, 17, spent the week-end at his home in Beatrice, re turning Monday morning. Leon Chamberlin, 19, returned to school Monday. He has been spending the summer in northeastern Nebraska. Wilria Wood, '08, and mother, are traveling on the Pacific coast and ex pect to Bpend the winter in California. Orin Stepanek, 12, has resumed his position as instructor of EngliBh in the Frank Soldan high school In St. Louis, Mo. Miss Caroline C. Cilek, who took her degree at the close of the summer session is teaching algebra and Bo hemian 5n the Wilber high school. Paul F. Bell, 10, and wife (Miss Wil son, 11), spent a few days visiting friends here in Lincoln on their way from San Francisco to New Tork city. Ade Barstow, ex-14, Don Stewart, 14, Willard Folsom, law 18, George Swingle, 14, Clifton Monahan, 17, and Don Gallagher, 19, will leave Friday for O'Neill, Neb., where they will spend a few days hunting ducks with "Eddie" Gallagher and Hugh Birmingham, both 13. Dean R. A. Lyman was elected head of the American Conference of Pharma- eutical Faculties at its convention held in Philadelphia and Atlantic City, the first week of September. Dean Lyman says that this recognition came to Ne braska as a tribute to the work done here in the last few years. On his way home Dean Lyman in spected the drug plant gardens at the universities of Minnesota nad Wiscon sin and found that the Nebraska gar dens are more extensive and contain a greater variety of plants than either of the other universities. N. P. Han Ben accompanied Dean Lyman on the trip. 1 PAN-HELL, THAT DON'T DESCRIBE IT, THE GIRLS THOUGHT WORSE THAN THAT KOSMET KLUB PLEDGE The Kosmet Klab announces the pledging of Tace Woods, 19, of Lin coln. EN- H. O. Bauman, 10, civil engineer in the United States government employ STUDENT FROM BULGARIA ROLLS IN UNIVERSITY A native Bulgarian whose father is a Presbyterian missionary in the Bulgarian colony of Kansas City, Kas., is numbered among the cluss of 1920 at K. U. He Is Henry Christoff and is nineteen years old. Christoff was graduated from the Central high school in ansas City in 1914, and was among the ten honor students. During his senior year he acted as school, cheer leader and re ceived considerable publicity for his work. He is a nephew of the com mander of the Bulgarian army which captured Adrianople during the last Balkan war. Christoff is enrolled in the school of engineering and expects to take up chemical engineering as his life work. Exchange. Who put the hell in Pan Hellenic Why, the United States postoffice, Dantes' idea was aTJ wrong. The orig inal inferno is a mob of intersorority delegates chewing their nails because their second week date books sup posedly delivered bright and early on the Sabbath morning by special de livery were not delivered At all nntil the gray gloom of lato Monday had settled down over the city and the rushees had made out their second week social calendar -without know! edge that all the cards had not yet arrived. There are many sad points in this storv. but the saddest of all is the complete disintegration of an ideal The girls of Pan Hellenic had alwayi thought of the United States postof fice as a perfect, infallible, gray coated organization that could do no wrong Tie mail service downed the idiosyn cracies of the past winter, has lived through the Seattle fire and survived the Christmas rush for more than fifty years, but down it went last Sunday under the -unexpected onslaught of the 350 special delivery letters directed by the unseen hand of the eternal femi nine on the University of Washington campus. And the brunt of the -whole misera ble affair was an innocent fledgling who had been left in charge of the special delivery department while his superiors went on a -vacation. The de luge began to overtake him at 5 o'clock Sunday morning. The girls stayed tip all night to get their mail off in the first delivery. They had a mental pic ture of a phalanx oLmailmen on motor cycles starting out in the foggy, gray dawn with the letters in their bags and grim delight in the pursuance of their government's business written in their faces. What actually happened was a fren zied scurrying of the postal service's delivery staff of one over the hills of the Queen City, in a vain attempt to deliver fifty specials as opposed to the usual five or six. By 4 that afternoon weak and wan and "agin the govern ment," the lad was beginning to see the end of the awful siege. And now comes the most horrible part of this horrible tale. Triumphant, he reported to his office, his duty done and food sight and the man in charge pre sented him with the answers to the notes he had been distributing all day One hundred and fifty there wore. In the meantime Pan Hellenic had called a meeting to consider the matter calmly. One sorority was absolutely without second week dates; not a single card had been answered. Oth ers had heard by divers means that the precious letters had not been re ceived. That was when everything broke loose at once at the Chi Omega house at 4 o'clock Monday afternoon. hen the meeting was held. Conster nation settled down on the group and the jinx Tuled. Imagine a rushing sys tem which it had taken months to perfect gone flat at the most crucial moment and all because the United StateB mail gummed the cards. By means the answers should have reached the sororities by noon of that Monday. It was 4 o'clock and few of them had been heard from. The mat ter was beyond even the feminine re sourcefulness of Pan Hellenic and it has concocted some of the most elab orate schemes the" campus has ever seen. The meeting broke up in dis gusted confusion to meet again that night. In those few intervening hours the lone messenger who had the key to the situation and the special delivery lotters Bald thumbs up on the propo sition. By 8 o'clock all the answers had boon received with the exception of one sorority's answers that never came back. The Jinx was off and the girls breathed. They gave the sorority without any second week engagements the right to rush on Wednesday night, which was to have been a holiday for everyone, and agreed that when the bids go out by special delivery next Friday tight the postoffice should be notified a day in advance. Exchange. HOUSEWIVES MAY COME FOR ONE DAY COURSES A series of oneway housekeepers' institutes may be held during the year by the extension division of the Uni versity of Washington under the di rection of Mary F, Rausch, it such a series would be desirable to the wom en of King county. Those women whose arduous duties within the household have prevented attendance at the five-day housekeep ers' institute held on the campus are nol to be deprived of the opportunity for improvement in the arts of the housewife. Miss Ttansch Is organii ing a "'great drive,'" the objective of which is to be the homes themselves. Any group of thirty women can have a conference in a private residence, a school a club or any other place where a room with a little necessary equipment for demonstrations can be had. The fee will be $1, for which they will receive, in addition to the advantages of the instruction, printed recipes and rules for table setting and serving. ""We do not care to get more than $50 out of any course," said Miss Rausch, ""but we have to finance our work. So any time the nnmber I students exceeds fifty the group may have the excess fees to be nsed in charity, self-improvement or as they see fit. Churches, societies, parent- teachers' associations and similar or ganizations may find the giving of housekeepers' conferences a profitable : undertaking." Different programs win be arranged for each meeting. Exchange. i and institutions; modern historv (since 1S50) of Europe, South America and the Par East Exchange, FOR COURSE RECOMMENDED FOREIGN SERVICE Because there has been no depart ment in schools and colleges for the preparation of those students who wish to enter foreign service, consu lar and commercial, the United States bureau of education has just sent out a circular letter to the schools and col leges of the United States recom mending that they give this subject some attention. The letter informs ns that there is a committee of fifteen representatives from educational institutions making an investigation on this subject at the present time, a.nd in view that it might be some time before the com mittee can make its report, the letter calls attention to the subjects In which the candidate for consular serv ice is required to take a written ex amination. They are: International, maritime and commercial law; politi cal and commercial geography; arith metic; modem languages (French, German, or Spanish, and in addition any others that the candidates desire to submit); natural, industrial and commercial resources and commerce of the United States; political econ-1 omy; American history, government Purchase Your Next Pair of Shoes at the store that can give you the most for your money. Th CUde, Tan xtr Slack If $5 or $6 is the price you 'will pay, then come to -us well fit you In a pair of Florshrams the heat value for the money -you get Style, comfort and quality, the three points in which you are interested and you get them right" at this store for $5 or $6. 917-21 S1..1WCIIN Fre! l&zlX & Ero. A Store lor CvwTkosj One almost new military suit coat, 28. See Wilson. Temple desk. Loeb's Orchestra, B-2708 B-1282. 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