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GERMAN DRAMATIC CLUB
LAST MEETING OF YEAR
The German Dramatic club will
hold the last meeting of the year
In Faculty hall tonight. The program,
to begin at 7:30 o'clock, will be an
Instrumental trio by Fred Rabe,
Clara Schulte and Ida Wilson, fol
lowed by a one-act German play, "Nur
Nicht Helraten."
The cast:
Ella Lena Llpsey
Helene Ethel Kittinger
Frau Wuttke Hester Dickinson
Frau Mampe ...Geneva Seegar
The election of officers for next
year will take place and other import
ant business transacted.
DECIDE ON PAY FOR
UNI. WEEK MANAGE
The University Week association
will meet tomorrow at 11 o'clock in
SMOKING A PIPE
Is a real benefit to be derived from
smoking a pipe? Many prominent men
contend that there is. The following
is quoted from the great cavalry
leader, General de Brack's, instruc
tions to his officers:
"The Pipe Every trooper should be
encouraged to smoke a pipe. Why?
Because it will keep him awake. The
pipe is a means of diversion which,
far from interfering with the troop
er's nerforming his duty, attaches
him to it and renders it less burden-
come. It soothes him, kills time;
banishes unpleasant thoughts, and
keeps the trooper in bivouac and neat
his horse. While the trooper, seated
upon a pile of hay or grass, smokes
his pipe, no one will venture to steal
the forage from his horse to give
it to another; he is certain that his
horse is eating his food, and that he
is not eeUing kicked; the provisions
are not tion from his wallet; he
has time to c!'s?oir the repairs
which should be maJo to his saddl ;ry,
clothing, etc.
"On outpost, all sleep is forbidden.
What a comfort you will then find
the pipe, which drives away drowsi
ness. speeds the weary hours, ren
ders the rain less chilly, and makes
hunger and thirst more easy to en
dure. If you have to make long night
marches after the fatigues of the
day. when sleep overpowering you is
a veritable torture, and cause of nu
merous injuries to the horse, nothing
will keep you awake like smoking
your pipe.
"In a campaign, where men's re
sources are so lim'ted, there is noth
ing so trifling as to be devoid of
value. The pipe is a medium of ex
change, of pleasure, and of duty in
the fraternal associations of our mili
tary life; in certain cases, when
loaned, it becomes a veritable means
of relieving distress.
"Therefore, whatever Aristotle and
his learned cabal may say, smoke,
and make your troopers smoke."
CALIFORNIA COLLEGE GIRLS
SURPASS IN USE OF SLANG
University of Washington. Not
alone in the possession of a few
extra cubits in stature may th9 girls
of Stanford university and the Uni
versity of California claim an ad
vantage over their sister collegians
of the north and east They triumph
in yet another line and that In the
realm of the intellect; for, according
to Dean Ethel Hunley Coldwell, they
cpn use better slang down there than
the Washington co-eds, at least, know
how to use.
I am not so much of a purist in
this matter of the use of slang as
some people are," Miss Coldwell said
The College World
the student activities' office, to vote
on the question of whether or not D.
T. Lane, business manager of the
Week, this year, shall receive an ad
ditional $50 for his work. Lane has
already been paid, or has been author
ized to be paid, $50 for his work as
business manager. The University
Week board voted him the other $50,
but it was discovered that a univer
sity ruling prevents him receiving it
unles sit is authorized by all of the
association.
ALUMNUS MADE
HARVARD INSTRUCTOR
Zenas Clark Dickinson, A. B., '14,
has been appointed assistant instruc
tor in the department of economics in
Harvard university, according to an
announcement in a recent number of
the Boston Transcript. The appoint
ment has been confirmed by the pres
ident and fellows of Harvard, col
lege. in an expression on this distingiush
Ing characteristic of the English lan
guage as it is spoken by Americans,
including American college girls.
"I consider," she further explained,
that a certain amount of slang lends
picturesqueness and charm to the col
lege girl's speech, or anyone's In
fact. But it must have freshness and
originality, and it is in these quail
ties that the southern college girls'
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TAYLOR HOLMES and FLORENCE SHIRLEY
In "HIS MAJESTY BUNKER BEAN" at the Oliver, Tonight
expressions are superior to ours up
here.'
"When, however, I say) that I do
not object to slang, I do not mean the
street gamin variety. Such expres
sions as 'peeved' and 'Bore for
cross and angry have no place in the
college-bred girl's vocabulary."
The greatest danger Miss Coldwell
sees in the use of slang is its ten
dency so to weaken the vocabulary
that good English cannot be substi
tuted when occasion demands.
LINGUISTIS SOVEREIGNS
The czar speaks English, French,
German and various Slav dialects.
The king of Spain speaks English,
French, German and Italian.
The kaiser speaks English, French,
Latin, Polish and Russian.
The emperor of Austria speaks, in
addition to German and French, Hun
garian, Polish, Serbian, Crotian, Dal
matian, Roumanian, Italian and some
Hebrew.
The king of Italy speaks French,
German and Italian with equal facil
ity. The late King Edward spoke Ger
man, French, Spanish, Russian and
Arabic.
King Ferdinand 6peaks English,
French, German and Russian. Bos
ton Transcript.
Purdue
Coach O'Donnsll finished his last
work on the gridiron, which consisted
of punting, charging, passing and
running back punts. He will return
to his home soon.
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