THE DAILY NEBRASKA OLIVER THEATRE THURSDAY NIGHT, MAR. 16 David Belaco Presents DAVID WARFIELD In "Van Der Decken" Ore, $2; Bal, $2. $1.60, l Gal., 50c ORPIIEUM MONDAY AND TPESDAY MARCH 13TH and 14TH "MATRIMONY" Triangle Play Featurlnfl Beautiful "Julia Dean" "FOLLOWING FATHER'S FOOTSTEPS' -Triangle Keystone Comedy Wtlh that Famoua Funmaker "Ford Sterling" "Parltlan Trio" Vaudeville's Cleverest Singing Act "Lizzy Disappeared'' "Love Laughs at Law" Miss Annie Abbott "The Red Circle" Work brought to our office any morning by 9 a. m. will be ready at 6 p.m. if wanted GLOBE SOFT WATER LAUNDRY Office 340 S. 11th Plant 1116 to 1130 L St, j. ryi. rice HAIR SPECIALIST & ELECTROLYSIS 308 Ganter Bldg. 12th O at. Lincoln, Nebraska I treat all diseases of the hair and scalp, remove all discoloration of moles and warts from the face and remove superfluous hair' by electric needle. All work absolutely guaranteed. Satisfactory patronage -solicited. 99 Get your Lunches at the CKy Y. M. C A, Cafeteria Plan 13TH AND P LCSmitMBro. Typewriter Co. BALL ESAEINO XTsw, Iltbuilt d ILsz.i& 115 Ho. 1212i Ct. SOCIETY The following were week-end visit ors at the Gamma Phi Beta house: Marian Townsend, ex-'17, TecuniBeh; Mildred Beese, ex-'17, Norfolk; Con stance Lyford, Manhattan, Kan.; Ber tha White, Helen Haines, of Omlcron chapter, Illinois. Raymond M. Tibbets, '08, an attor ney at Hastings, has accepted a posi tion as member of the board of direc tors of the Alumni association. Mr. SPRING AND POETRY Editor's Note: The editor has no excuse to offer for this poetry. You know how" the warm spring days at- j feet you; how the call of the baseball! brings you out for a game of catch," how the sight of thy fishworm brings i the tl ought ofjthe eluclve minnow,! how 'the moo: makes you wish for an auto and a glrlcThe editor asked the staff to write some poetry, .as it was evident they were not going to write anything else. The result was pretty good. We promised not to publish any names under the poems. If you want to get even with the authors, you might write some yourself. But the poems: THE TEMPERATURE IS RISIN' When the temperature is risin'. When old winter's, on the bum, Then this work is surely pizin,' And I'm wlshin' I wuz hum. When the catfish start a movln.' - When fishworms are getting ripe, I only want to sit here snoozin', Pullin on my old cob pipe. Gee, this weather makes me lazy, I don't want to even think, 'Cause my thoughts are gettin' hazy And my ideas are on the blink. So, don't ask me any questions, I reckon I don't know . thing. Can't you see I'm awful sleepy. Say, guy, don't you know it's spring? SPRING POETRY Inspiration comes while sitting In The Daily Nebraskan office: How I love to watch the Httlebirds. That fiy from tree to tree; How much more graceful they can fly, Than you or I or we! With my neck all wrapped In a flan nel bit, An,i mv aI(i like a. nutmeg grater; To sit and paze and watrh them flit, ( Oh. Sorine! : Come a little later! THEN ITS SPRING When Jack Frost has gone to slumber. And the birds begin to number In his place; And the gentle south winds whisper Through the green twigs of the poplar In the wood; Where the mad March Hare of fame Makes the mightiest north wind tame In its flight. And the raindrops gently patter. Or with vengeance roughly clatter On the pane; When the lessons are neglected And the Bluffers are detected In their sin; And the careful students saunter. And the world is filled with laughter. - Then it's Spring. Printing that's better, at Boyd's. 121 North 12th. Tibbets will AH the vacancy caused by the resignation of C. M. Barr, '13. L R. B. Gillespie, M. E. '16, Is now temporarily located In Birmingham, Ala., in the Interests of-the American RadlRtor Co. Miss Fannie Drake, secretary of the university Y. W. C. A., is 111. ' Viola Muldoon, '19, will spend the week-end at her home In Omaha. SPRING AND EXAMS Spring has come, 'tis said, I hear, But how can one of that be sure, Who, deeply burled by hard work, Cannot see If the birds appear? It's study evil-smelling stuff. Under a microscope all day, Or learn French verbs or fall Just 'cause -' You felt 'twas Spring on exam day. SPRING WORRIES His hat is old, No use to scold. He needs must get another; Nor Is it -mold, But lack of cold; Yes, Spring demands the other. His suit is out Of style, about, For now they must be thiu; So he will rout The force of doubt. And write to Dad for "tin." "The time is here For Spring and cheer, And moonlight walks and such; Though they come dear, To Dad, I fear. Bill doesn't worry much. GYM CLASSES WORK FOR EXHIBITION (Continued from page 1) for teachers' certificates in physical education will give a very arusuc Hnnre. "Autumn." arranged by Louis Chaliff, the dancing master of the Tmnerial Russian Balet school ol New York jtv. This dance interprets the different moods of autumn and is quitte difficult and of some length. It opens vith the fa'ling of the leaves repre sented by the tearing off of a green or yellow mantel and proceeds through the different autumn incidents to the final bacchanal figure. The costumes were designed by Miss Baldwin and the dance will be directed by her. Miss Dorothy Baldwin, assistant physical director for women, will dance a solo dance arranged by Chaliff and composed after Ruben stein's "Valse Caprice." This will also be in costume. Miss Baldwin has had special training under several of Chaiift's graduates and continues her study and practice in this line of work. Men's Aesthetic Dances The young men, as well as the young men specializing In physical education, are Interested in national and aesthetic dancing. Four men and four women of the advanced class will dance the Beseda. a Bohemian folk dance, in costume. This dance in cludes differenttrythms, such as waltz, two step and polka, and the rapid change from one to another Is fasci nating to the spectators and very stimulating to the dancers themselves. The dance has come intact, without change of omission of steps, from the old country and has been revived In many Bohemian countries where It is usually the climax of a festival or exhibition. ,The length and difficulty of it makes it rather prohibitive to those1 not accustomed to dancing or not familiar with the rythms but en joyment in the figures when the dance is once mastered Is keen. The music Is very characteristic of Bohemia, and the costumes of various bright colors. Miss Gittlng8, director of the women's gymnasium, has trained the young people for this dance. The dancers are Marjorfe Green, Virgil Hlava, Mar garet Anderson, Ben Beck, Dorothy Baldwin, Sidney Hoadley, Cornelia Frazier and Edwin Hugg. READ ABOUT THE "HUM" FOLKS State Historical Society Keeps Four Hundred and Seventy Papers Do you know that the State Histor ical-society In the basement of the Library building has a cozy little den where every student in the university can go and find the current issue f the "Bingvllle Bugle" or the "Kayl r Clarion" or whatever his home pape. may be? Four hundred and seventy local state papers are delivered there every week and it is truly a gigantic task to keep track of all of them. You can go there and sit down at a comfortable table and read all about the doings of your home folks. You can find out where Al Smith went and why Sallle Jones sued for di vorce. Why Joe Johnson went to Omaha, and what the new preacher looks like. You'll learn all about that accident of Hank's, when he fell from a window and landed on his porch. Also about the basket social held at Tucker's place and the barn dance at Stevenson's. The sheet will even tell you why the illustrious son of Bing vllle, Ezra Jenkins, should be presi dent -of the United States and how the war should be conducted. Besides the country papers, you can find all the big metropolitan dallies there. Even some foreign pa pers reach the room also. More students should visit this lit tle library and make use of it. It's there for you. Scott's Orchestra. Call. B-1482. Formal Affairs Require Formal Clothes You know the rest. DErylichl Ocirurs Store GEORGE QROS. PRINTING 1311 N Street WHITUAN.S GLASSY CAKDY MEIER DRUG CO. 13th and O STREETS Catholic Students Club Play TEMPLE THEATER St. Patrick's Night March 17 Stats On Sale College Book Store, Price 25c WARTHON'S Shoe Repair Factory and 5c SHINING PARLOR Students' Headquarters 1140 O Street DENTAL OFFICES OR. LADD DR. PIERCE DR. CROWLEY DR. BUMSTEAD DR. TAYLOR Room 207 Fraternity Bldg. Phone B 3344 EVERYWHERE! 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