ILY NEBRAS KAN
GIRL'S EDITION
The Daily Nebraskan
Property of the University of Nebraska, Lincoln
Doris B. Slater Editor
Reportorial Staff.
Jean Burroughs
Eva Miller
Marguerite Kauffman
Clara Shulte
Dorothy Ellsworth
Geneva Chesley
Alleen Eberman
Vivian Holland
Camille Leyda
Melba Qulgley
Entered at the postofflce at Lincoln, Nebraska, as secoad
class mail matter, under the act of Congress of March 3, 1879.
The Girls' Edition gives us, once
again, the opportunity to inform the
University, as a whole, of the many
things in which we are interested. By
this paper you may see that we are
not lacking in athletics. We revel in
hockey, in tennis, in baseball, in basket
ball, and in all kinds of track. Through
our girls' club and honorary societies
we are able to keep in touch with the
afTairs of our University, as well as
those of other states. Last but not
least, we meet the spiritual need, as
well as the social, through the Y. W.
C. A.
Then, just how do we stand-in re
gard to student Self-Government? We
believe in it heartily and prophecy that
Nebraska will have it in a few years.
Through such control the Honor Sys
tem and the Point System would, be
cause of the feeling against, naturally
follow. In general we will boost any
thing that will make for a better, big
ger Nebraska.
In addition to the above named staff,
we wish to thank Miss Ethel Arnold,
Mr. A. J. Covert, and Mr. C. S. Hobsou,
for their help in getting out this paper.
siDld things. Say, though, I had for
ten Tjiwtnn'a ballet Kirl. Isnt she
a aueenT Let's walk over that way
It wouldn't be so bad to marry a wo
man like that!"
M. C. C.
POINTED PARAGRAPHS
The follies which a man regrets
most, in this life, are those which he
didn't commit when he had the op
portunity.
In the average man's opinion the
"Thou shalt not steal," does
not apply to a kiss, a heart, an um
brella, a hotel towel or an after-dinner
story.
When a woman dresses in a way to
make a rainbow look like a mourning
band, you may know that her husband
has chosen her clothes according to
the taste acquired during a youth de
voted to musical comedieB.
Why does a young girl always fancy
that she must be Bclntellating, or in
tellectual, or brilliant, or spicy, or
something startling Just as though
every man were a "sleeping beauty"
who must be waked up by an alarm
clock?
The last way on earth in which a
man ever thinks of trying to find out
whether or not a girl loves him is to
ask her.
THE ART CRITIC
Scene: The Art Hall during the De
cember exhibition.
At the close of the evening lecture
in the Art Hall, one little Freshman
slipped away from the other girls of
her crowd, and sought out an older
friend. "Please, Mrs. Riggs," she
pleaded, "may I walk around the gal
lery with you? I would be so glad if
you would tell me about the pictures; 1
why 'The Author' is the highest priced,
and all the other things I ought to
know, but don't!"
"Why, certainly, Emily," her friend
replied smiling. "I am not an author
ity on art, but probably I can tell you
some things of interest." Just then
they were joined by a bright-eyed lit
tle girl in a tam-o'-shanter and her es
cort, Raymond Boggs, a prominent
university senior.
"Mrs. Riggs," said Raymond, "we
would like to ask you about the picture
over there 'The Anniversary,' I be
lieve they call it What do you think
they call it? What do you think of It?
For my part, I loathe the man's look
of foolish sentimentality."
"I like the woman better," Mrs.
Riggs agreed; "she has a strong
face."
"Strong! Indeed it is! Poor man!
She is one of the kind who tie an
apron string around a man's neck and
lead him around like a little poodle
dog."
"Oh, do you think bo?" laughed Mrs.
Riggs. "Well, anyway, you'll agree
she hasn't misused him. What I ob
ject to is that his expression is a lit
tle too adoring."
"Adoring;! " the senior interrupted,
"I don't call It adoration. It is fear,
fear timid, trembling, shrinking
fear!"
"But," spoke up Raymond's little
companion, i "Processor Grummann
said he looked as if he were sorry the
end of the Journey was near, because
it had been a very pleasant one."
"Pleasant!" ejaculated" Mr. Boggs;
"pleasant! Tied to a woman like that!
I bet the poor fellow'll be only too glad
when his time comes to shuffle off the
stage. Heavens! Think of living fifty
rears with such a woman!"
"Well, Ray, maybe you would rather
live fifty years with Hilda over here,"
said Mrs. Riggs, pointing to a neigh
bering picture.
"No, indeed! She's too cold, hard,
steely! I certainly wouldn't want her
for a wife."
"Probably a good thing," Mrs. Riggs
laughedi banteringly. "Let me tell
you this, Ray, you would stand very
little show with the artistocratlc
Hilda."
"Just as well. I don't want to
marry an iceberg."
"Well, maybe we can get your opin
ion on some of the other paintings.
How do you like 'Silver and Green'?"
"Spoiled by that little girl with the
stiff neck. And this green telephone
pole of a tree just ruins the Paris
street-scene."
"Give us "your opinion of this girl,"
said Emily, pointing mischievously to
another picture.
"Neck like a giraffe. Whoever
would want to marry a woman with
Once upon a time the first symptom
of love was a girl's ability to recog
nize a man's step upon the path, but
nowadays her heart doesn't begin pal
pitating until she discovers that she
can recognize the toot of his motor
horn a block away.
To a woman the first kiss is just the
end of the beginning; to a man, it is
the beginning of the end.
GIRLS IN OTHER SCHOOLS
Women's League Entertains
Mrs. Henry Suzzallo and Dean Ethel
Hunley Coldwell will be formally in
troduced to the women of the univer
sity at a reception to be given by the
Women's League next Wednesday af
ternoon from 4 to 6 o'cock in the
Women's League building. All faculty
women and women students are invit
ed to attend. This is Mrs. Suzzallo's
first opportunity to meet any of the
students of the university.
"The Women's League extends a
cordial invitation to every Washing
ton woman to come to this reception,"
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ON THE FIELD.
a neck like that? Really, there isn't
a woman on the walls I'd want for a
wife."
"Ray takes up the criticism of these
pictures from a viewpoint a little dif
ferent from either Dr. Fling's or Pro
fessor Grummann's," observed. Mrs.
Riggs. "But don't despair, Ray, we
are only half way around the gallery.
Have you looked at the Lawton pic
tures?" "Don't care for them. Stupid, in-
said May Stewart, chairman of the
commlthtee In charge. "This is Mrs.
Suzzalo's first social apearance, and
all the women should take part In giv
ing her and Miss Coldwell a true
Washington welcome." Washington
Daily.
Soph "Have you a 'Rag?''
Frosh (searching in all his pock
ets): "What did you want It for to
wipe your pen?"
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