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SENIORS.
"Singn de Bong;
Wlnnc dp medal;
Find de morphine landmark "
It Ih to bo notod that Dr. Wherry
did not Rend nn aflslHtant to DonnlHon.
Towft.
The lc8onB which Dr JonnH teacliPB
by IjIh reminlBcenccH sink deep Into
I ho mind of every senior Such lcssonH
nre of bh much value to no an lectnrcB
In surgery. 1 ey are not found In
hooliH, hut can only come from one
who haB Hpent many yeaiB of active
bervlce In the profcBBlon.
I)r Bleknoll has finished li Ih course
In otology to the JunlorB. and Is going
to give Borne special lectures on the
eye. He very kindly extended an In
vitation to the seniors to attend. Wc
became, acquainted with the doctor in
otology last year and not many will
mlBS the present opportunity.
Next week Dr. Hrldges leaves to at
tend the International Medical Con
gress at Madrid, 8paln, and bo ho
closed IiIb lectures early He gave his
flual examination to the seniors last
Tuesday We shall mlRS the doctor,
but are proud to know he represents
tho college of medicine at this great
UHHembly In the Spanish capital. Dr.
HridgpB will carry with him the best
wishes of the senior class for a safe
and pleasant voyage
It will, perhaps, be of special lnter
eHt to tho studentfl of the college of
medicine a,t Lincoln to know that the
amount of. clinical work which the
senior class has had this year Is much
In excess of that enjoyed by any pre-
lous class. This Is due to the fact
that the class has been divided Into
sections of from three to five men each,
and. In addition to the regular general
clinics, the sections have been per
mitted to seo miiih more work and to
a much better advantage than would
have been possible In. the general clin
ics alone Theso special clinics have
been established In the departments
of medicine, surgery, ophthalmology,
ihlnology and gnecology. We under
stand It Is the Intention of the faculty
to improve this feature of the work
and It will certainly be appreciated by
the students. The obstetrical material
has also been tery abundant, each
senior having ban at least two cases,
and some of them many more, while
not a few Juniors hnvo come In for
their share
' feasors had to "call down" tho Kiilck'u-
Ing row for their unsmly levity.
IThey arp always ready lo "snicker
right out In meetln". .)ut the liugh
was properly saddled where It be
lorged this time
Dr MIJroy'B lecture was interupted
Tuesday by Janitor Johnson rushing
into the room saying there was a child
down Btaira dying' Ab medical science
1b not so great yet as to bring the dead
to life, the doctor thought the case
hopelesfl. but allowed the btft to be
brought Into the room. No restric
tions being Imposed upon nationality,
the gypsies were ushered In. The
ocal cords of the child being of ex
traordinary strength, the prognosis
was favorable. Diagnosis was soon
made, as all that ailed the child was
a good sized ulcer upon its neck. As
some of the boys followed tUp gypsies
out, we think that the probability Is
that borne of the boys have had bad
dreams of late, because of having had
their fortunes told P. S. Baby was
bow-legged.
SOPHOMORES
Did you register?
Walsh spent Sunday In Olenwood. la.
The class Is working out "unknowns"
in bacteriology lab.
Dr. W. "What is decubitus?"
Peterson -"Hot and cold gangrene."
Dr. Lyman visited the Institute for
Feeble Minded Children with the sen
ior claBB Friday, therefore no physi
ology lecture.
The systematic and thorough man
ner with which Dr. Ramsey is taking
up the circulatory system in compari
son with the earlier work of the year
makes us wish we had met him sooner.
"Boluuikus" I.ouzer Is the latest .ad
dition to the baseball squad Now.
with Lane in the box, Louzcr behind
the bat. and Hill Anderson at short,
well. It certainly looks good on paper
The sophs hereby challenge any class
in the medical or dental departments
of the school to a game of ball, and
promise to gle them a inn for their
money. By oider of Captain McDon
ald (let out for piimaiies on April loth
and help nominate for major the Hon
Ft auk K. Moores
Come out all ye loyal and registered
medics and boost for a man who al
ways stood by the college.
The nnming of Jeffers and Corland
the "two old maids" was quite uncalled
for. Of course their manner, fondness
for cats, tea and gossip, and particu
larly their hatred of mankind (even
keeping them from class meetings and
such), would lead one to think so. but
their numerous correspondents of the
opposite sex and the ability with which
either can punish a long blat k Igar.
is rather "un-old-maid-like "
A progressive medic, on returning
from lectures Wednesday, was called to
visit a patient whom be had vaccinated
a tew days befoie, and whose condition
was ippoiled as serious. Thinking of
the dangeis of a mixed infection, he
loaded up with the necessaiy para
pbenalla and hurried at break-neck
speed to the residence of the patient,
to find nothing at all wrong, and that
they knew nothing of the call Let's
see, what date was Wednesday, any
how? Ask Miller
The led-nosed. ball-baked represen
tative of the measley rag published up
here, who sneaks aiound behind peo
ple, listening that he may hear things
too personal to print has changed his
brand of dope Aside from his coward
ly, characteristic attack op our much
esteemed and highly honored fellow
classman, the Hon. E. J. Smith, he has
culled us tho second meanest man In
tho class. After due deliberation and
consultation with Bohunkus LouV.er
and said Hon. Smith, we have decided
to jump on his face, bite a piece out
of his left ear, kick him in the slats
and at a later date shoot up the var
mint's carcass. We've got blood in
our oyo, and an Intense longing to de-
noxt iBsue of the rag ho represents we
will begin a survival of the fittest on
dote of publication. Our fellow clasB
mnn, the Hon. Smith. begB ub for first
chance at the assassin of character,
but wp will not bp denied He also
wishes to state that on the night in
question he did not go home to get
his "robe de nult," but to look up Web
ster's pronunciation of "Toganirltis."
and also. Incidentally, to procurp that
article.
FRESH M EN.
The trade of medicine's easiest of all;
'TIs but to study all things every
where. Nnture and man the grent woild and
the small,
Then leave them at haphazard still
to fare. Exchange.
Miss Stull's mother and sister spent
two days with her during the past,
week.
Filday Fuller strayed Into the clinic
room and was mistaken by a patient
for an older student, or perhaps even
for a doctor, for all we know, and
asked to "feel his pulse." Fuller's an
swer. "That's all right I guess." was
honest at least, but It did not go well
with the professional look on his face.
One student was sorely puzzled when
we all laughed at his anatomy of the
stomach. This Is why
Question. "How many surfaces has
the stomach9"
Answer "Two; Inside and out."
Q "What is its capacity?"
A "Twelve inches by four thick."
Q "What Is It covered by?"
A. "Skin."
Q. "Where is it located?"
A. (In disgust) "I don't know!"
Interest in athletics in our depart
ment is conspicuous by Its absence
The explanation is simple. In the
academic depaitment the students are
of nearly the same age, have had prac
tically the same preliminary education,
consequently their tastes aie very
much alike In this department, on the
other hand, we have many students
over thirty, nor are man led men un
usual, and besides, the study of medi
cine Is more confining than' In other
schools, leaving less time for such
recreations. Furthermore, the num
ber of 8tlident8 to draw material from
Is much smaller. Our class, for In
stance, could not even organize a com
plete baseball team, let alone selecting
men for their excellence In some spe
cial form of athletics.
The senior class is to be pitied in its
present state of worry over the Im
pending examinations before the vari
ous state boards Their condition re
calls that of Professor Lorenz when In
formed that he would have to pass the
Illinois board in order to practice, as
he described those experiences himself
to his classes in Vienna. Such a de
mand, without warning, was a good
deal, yet he dared not refuse, lest It be
said that he was afraid. The examina
tion being oral, the questioner first
pondered some lime before propound
ing his first, which, much to the doc
tor's relief, was "How do you like Chi
cago?" Then followed several others
of a like nature, which were satisfac
torily answered, and finally, "What do
you think of the American woman?"
His answer. "Queens! Real queens!"
passed him unconditionally. Our boys,
however, have no mere formality or
joke before them, though we don't
doubt their ability to pass the most
rigid board
Eat at Don's Cafe.
Dr. Bentz, Dentist, Eleventh and 0.
Dutpil'M Clgnr thnt'H all.
Slsler & Lemlng. Ice cream and milk.
107 No. 1.1th.
Lincoln Shining Parlor.cor. 11th & O,
Ladles and gentlemen.
Capita! Novelty Works
'Bicycles and repairing of
all kinds. Key fitting.
Tel. F 592 231 So. nth
H' r t y
JUNIORS
All the juniors wearing beardB have
removed them, as they havo been taken
for seniors so many times lately.
Dr. Stokes was In Lincoln on the
.'10th ult., attending the chemistry so
ciety' meeting. He read a paper on
"Uric Acid."
The boys are all greatly relieved.
now that one of the haidest examina
tions is over with, but probably tome
of them are a little sore from the haul
ride
Junior class meeting April l."th from
10 to 11 a in. Object of class meeting
is to elect o dice is for next college
year's senior class A hot time as
usual Is anticipated
Dr. Luddlugton lu.h finished his
course in surgery and is now giving
the boys a review We all npp'vciaie
his Instructions very much, as it has
t eon a very thorough "oursc
Several members of the Junior class
Intend going to Glenwoocl, la., April
3d to look through state buildings
there, and to attend clinics given at
that time. Seniors and junlois arc
going in a body.
If "I azarus" woi'Id look into a mir
ror 'at hit own homely, begrl..led
"mUg,"' he would Immediately blush
for having called the handsomest man
In the college an orangoutang. "Back
to the woods, for you haven i got the
godds "
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optics as a result of the ophthalmo
scopic practice on Friday afternoon.
Wo are Indebted to Dr. Blcknell for a
very valuable and practical demonstra
tion of refraction, also.
Tho much vaunted pood conduct of
the senior class received u "knok out
mean on tho contrary, wo are known
by our meekness, and are so gentle,
wo never fail to turn tho other cheek
Because of this meekneRS we stand
in a class by ourselves, therefore are
second to none. ' Wo hereby warn said
Banron-coioreu cousin mat 11 a coni'
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FIRE SALE
$9,000.00 worth of Parlor upholstered
goods, leather goods and couches on sale
Monday, April 6th, at
1039 O St.
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belief.
wholesale, below cost, beyond
ome ana see. & & &
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Riidge & Guenzel Co.
jolt" last Monday when one of the pro- J plete retraction Is not made in the
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