Conservative * 15
Uno Divided by Naught. .
Pour men sitting together were con
fiding to ouo another their general ig
norance of the matter contained in text
books. O\e said ho had studied algebra
for three , years , but lie would find it
impossible to solve the simplest prob
lem by an algebraic process. Another
said ho had been counted a good student
in geology , and yet ho doubted if ho
could name the principal periods in
their proper order.
"Now let's see how much you do
know , " said one of the men. "How
much is one divided by naught or
nothing ? "
"Ono divided by nothing ? " repeated
the man at his right. "Why , that's
cue. If one isn't divided by anything ,
it remains one. "
"I think the answer is nothing , "
said another. "Ono divided by nothing
is nothing. Sure , that's right. "
"You're the worst I ever heard , "
said the man who had given the prob
lem. "One divided by nothing that
means how many times is nothing con
tained in one. It is contained an infinite
number of times , and the correct an
swer is infinity. "
Then ho had to talk to them for five
minutes in order to convince them.
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