- -j * 4 j * . 'Cbc Conservative. 13 than 25,000,000. But it is as difficult to grasp the ono eot of figures as the other , BO ghastly is the impact of scion- tiflo computation on the mind when measuring time and space by such co lossal expressions. The practical accept ance of the evolution doctrine by the thinking world , oen among people of highly religious minds , makes Haeokel's statement of the deepest interest. Bulls , however absurd as logic in speech , sometimes present an idea with extraordinary vividness. Two Irish bulls , quoted as prize examples in a re cent book , illustrate this. The first is by Timothy Healy , "As long as the voice of Irish suffering is dumb the ear of English compassion is deaf to it , " and this from The Irish Times , "The key of the Irish difficulty is not to be found in the empty pocket of the landlord. " Accuracy of phrase would take out the backbone from those Hiber- nianisms. The world rarely scrutinizes evidence closely iu favor of something which it is anxious to believe. This enables many intelligent men to form honest convic tions which do great discredit to their good sense. "When one seeks the cause of the successes of great generals , one is astc i- isbed to find that they did everythi y necessary to insure them , " said Nape leon. "When a successful campaign is studied , we are amazed that it was won in spite of so many blunders , " said Gustavus Adolphus. Which is right ? Schiller's patent of nobility has been recently found among the archives of the Wurttemberg government , where upon the Frankfurter Zeitung waxes ironical and suggests that it is time for Germans to recognize the true nobility of Goethe and Schiller in their works , not in the comic prefix "von. " Oonsideration for woman is the one infallible measure of a nation's moral and social life. It has been suggested to form an as sociation for the protection of a certain great admiral when he returns home from too promiscuous kissing , but he certainly should have no nominal objec tion to dewy lips. The London Spectator advocates u plan which would have made the states men ruling English affairs 24 years ago open their eyes with amazement. Ii proposes the abrogation of the Clayton- Bnlwer treaty and in its place one whereby the two nations of England and America guarantee for each other the control of the Suez and the Nicara gua canals against all comers. This would constitute a pact of invincible strength , and the official discussion would make the rest of the world squirm. Probably no eorious opposition ould or would bo made to such an greemeut , but none the less it would bo felt as a slap in the face by every ontinental power. It would bo looked u as the final seal of Anglo Saxon partnership. Stranger things have cor- ; ainly come to pass. It is complacently announced that Santiago will bo immediately blessed with the introduction of the American school system and that 4,000 children of varicolored skins will bo at once in- iroduced to the pedagogue , all in good iime. But the city of St. James needs other things first. Among these is a sys- em of sewerage and street cleaning which will make healthful school build- ngs possible. Observation of life shows that more enduring friendships and affections are ) ased on contrasts than on similarities , lealthy minded people tire of them selves and crave the companionship of hose widely different. Jfronioter Hooley's bridges to wealtti seem to have been built on very rotten peers. TIMELY AraiVEKSARIES , Some Current Selections From His tory's Broad Page. September 8. 70 Jerusalem was taken by the Romans. 1474 Ariosto , poet , born near Modenadiod ; 1533. 1500 Amy Robsart , wife of the Earl of Leicester , mur dered by his order. 1044 Francis Quarles , the lead ing poet just preceding ; Dryden , died. 1828 General George Crook OEN. OUOOK. born at Dayton , O. ; died 1891. 1855 End of the siege of Sevastopol and re treat of the Russians. 1885 Rear Admiral John \V. Livingston , U. S. N. , a veteran officer of distinction , died in New York city ; born there 180J. 1894 The Count of Paris , head of the French royal family and grandson of Louis Philippe , made heir apparent by the death of his father , the Duke of Orleans , died in London , where ho had long resided as an exile ; born 1838. The Count of Paris was ono of the Orleans princes who served on the staff of General McClollan on the pen insula in 1802. His rank was that of cap tain. With his brother , Duke of Clmrtrcs , and his uncle , the Prince de Joinville , he was engaged in several battles , among them Williamsburg and Gaines Mill. 1830 General R. 0. Catlin , veteran of the Sonv inolo , Mexican and civil wara , died at Mount Nebo , Ark. ; born 1809. 1897 Treaty of annexation to the United States ratified by the Hawaiian senate. September 0. 1037 William the Conqueror died at Herman- tru' ' , a village near Rouen ; born at Fa laibu , Normandy , 1027. 1850 Battle of Poitiers ; Edward the Black Prince , with 8,000 men , defeated 50,000 French. 1513 Battle of Flodden ; James IV of Scotland , 80 of his nobles and 10,000 of his men were slain. 1822 Prince Napoleon Joseph Charles Paul Jerome - omo Bonaparte , ton of Jerome and nephew of Napoleon I , born ; died 1891. 1850 President Fillmore signed the act admit ting California as a state. California nar rowly missed becoming an English colony. The American flag was hoisted ut Monterey in the face of British vessels whoso mission iu the harbor was to Bet up some form of protectorate. In this the British wcro an ticipated by Lieutenant John C. Fremont , who conquered northern California while the Mexican war was in progress. 1870 Rev. Dr. Nathan Lord , president of Dart mouth college , died at Hanover , N. H. ; born 1817. 1896 Ex-United States Senator Henry B. Payne of Ohio died at Cleveland ; born 1810. September 10. 1787 John Jordan Crittendon , famous for his peace measures , was bora in Woodford county , Ky. ; died 18(53. ( 1797 Mrs. Godwin ( Mary Wollstonocraft ) , fa mous innovator in social matters , died ; born 1759. 1813 Perry's victory on Lake Erie. The battle - tlo of Lake Brio was the most important naval fleet struggle over fought by Ameri can ships. Perry counterbalanced the British odds in guns by running in close. to forced the enemy to fight that day. His own flagship was disabled , but after defeating the enemy ho returned to her battered and gory docks and there wrote the famous dispatch , "Wo havomot the en emy , and they are ours. " 1845 Judge Joseph Story , eminent American jurist and justice of the United States supreme premo court , died at Cambridge , Mass. ; born 1779. 1890 Luigi Palmier ! , noted Italian meteorolo gist , died at Rome ; born 1807. James Lew is , noted American comedian , died at West Hampton , N. Y. 1897 Minors' riot at Lattimor , near Hazleton , Pa. ; over \vorkingmen shot down by a sheriff's posse. , _ . - _ September 11. 1G09 Hudson discovered the river bearing hit name. 1011 Henri de la Tour d'Auvorgno ( Viscount Turenne ) , famous French commander , born in Sedan ; killed 1G75. 1700 James Thomson , author of "The Sea- Eons , " was born ; died 1748. 1709 Battle of Malplaquet ; Marlborough and Prince Eugene defeated the French under Marshal de Villars. 1814 Macdonough's brilliant naval victory on Lake Champlain. 1894 Pie Pico , last Mexican governor of Cali fornia , died in Los Angeles ; born there 1801. Pico resisted the conquest of Califor nia by the Americans under Fremont , but in the end submitted in good grace and re tired to a ranch , where ho spent his days under the sway of the stars and stripes. 1807 Justice John Sedgwick , a noted jurist , died at Norfolk , Conn. ; born 1829. September 13. 1494 Francis I of France was born ; died 1547. 1CS3 John Sobieski and his Poles drove an army of 200,000 Turks from the siege of Vienna. 1800 Andrew Hull Footo , American naval hero , fa mous for his exploits on the upper Mississippi in 1802 , born in New Haven ; died 1803. Footo command ed the navy at Forts Henry COM. FOOTE. and Donolson and at Island No. 10. After accomplishing the overthrow of the Con federate ships around the latter strong hold ho received the surrender of the gar rison. Ho was wounded at Fort Donelson and compelled to retire from active service. Having recovered , as was supposed , he was on his way to u command in Charleston harbor when ho died. 1809 Mendelssohn born. 1819-Gebhard Loborecht von Blucher , the fa mous Prussian commander who saved Wel lington at Waterloo , died ; born 1742. 1885 Guizot , French historian and statesman , died ; born 1787. 1892 Rear Admiral John Gumming Howell , U. S. N. , died at Folkestone , England ; born in Philadelphia 1819. 1895 Rev. Dr. Charles Hall , prominent Epis copal divine , died in Brooklyn ; born 1831. September 13. 1520-Sir William Cecil ( LordBurleigh , ) famous nt Qucun Elizabeth's court , born ; died 1508. 1592 Michael do Montaigne , celebrated essay ist , died on his estate near Bordeaux ; born 1533.