JRafes of Advertising. Space. lie 2w lino 3wi Cm lyr mmi looPnui $12.00 flO ?i" $33 J W) $100 X S.00 12 J IS 20 , OJ UO .15 0.00 a'i ffti -of V 4 inches J ".All I 11 I 14 15 27 J 4.Mt (JT.-i j 10J12 J 1.1 20 10 1 I. SO 2.2S 4 1 5 J 3! Jtuines and professional cards ten lines or less space, per annum, ten dol lar. Lcjral advertisement at statute rates. "Editorial local notices'' fifteen cents a line each insertion. "Local notices five cents a line each inser tion. Advertlsments classified as "Spe cial notices" five cents a line first inser tion, three cents a line each subsequent insertion. tSTOdice, on Uth street., upstairs in Journal building. Tfkms rer year, f 2. Six months, $1. Throe iuontb,rOr. Single copies, r.c. VOL. XL-NO. 6. COLUMBUS, NEBRASKA, WEDNESDAY, JUNE 9, 1880. WHOLE NO. 526. THE JOURNAL. IS ISSCKD nVKUV WEDNESDAY, M. K. TURNER & CO., Proprietors and Publishers. f H H BiH H B lb Mj!mM sKfiBf R m im & CONGRESSIONAL DELEGATION. A. ?. Papoock, IT. S. Senator, Hcatrice. A lvxn Saunders, U.S. Senator, Omaha. T. J. Majors, Rep- l'ru. E. K. Valentink, Ucp., U eU Point. STATE DI HECTOR Y: Almi SOS SaNck, Governor, Lincoln. levauder. Secretary of Mate. . Lieiltki Auditor, Lincoln. . llartlett. Treasurer, Lincoln. Vkiiu-nrtli. a 1 1 nrnc v-Genera 1. S..I. F. V i.M C.J. S. It. H. C. Thompson. Supt. Ptil.Iic Iusriic. Iawon. Warden of Penitentiary. W. W C. H. Ir..I. H.r. .Albe,i privon Inspector"!. Gould, I . (. DavK I'rl-on Physician. Mathewson, Supt. Iusane Asylum. .irniriAKY: S. Maxwell, Chief Justice, George B. Lake.l AMh0rialc Judge. Ainaoa f'oitb. lOl'RTII JUPICIU. HISTItlCT. G. W. Po.t,Jndce, York. SI. . Heese, IH-trict Attorney, ahoo. LAND OFFICEHP: SI. B. Heie. Kej;I-ter, Grand Island. Win. Any an. Keeeiver, Grand Island. COlT NT Y HI It ECTOR Y: J. O. Hi-pin, County .ludjre. John Stautler. Count) Clork. J. W. Early, Treasurer. Urn). Spielinnll, Sheritl. K. L. Kosher, Surveyor. John Walker, j John Wise. CoiiiitvOoininIsInner. SLSiaher. J Hr. A. Heintz, Coroner. S. L. Barrett, Supt. of Suhools. SVrUMin;.;,, .'-tiresofthePeaee. (llarles Wake, Constable. CITY DIRECTORY J. P. Beeker. Mayor. H.J. Hudson. Clerk. C. A. Newman. Treasurer. (Ifii. (1. Bowman, Police J u dge J. G. Itoutkon, EiiL'iueer. councilmks: 1st Wnd-. lohn Riekly. G. A.Sehroeder. 2d l(ir.-Wiii. Lamb. S.S, McAllister. Zd irrrf-G. W. (Mother. Phil. Cain. ('oliitubus Posl Office. Open on Sundays trni 11 a.m. to 12 m. and from A:'M to (i i. m. Hn-iness hours except Minday i a. m. to J e. M. Eastern mail- close at 11 a. m. Western mails i'Iukc at 4:15 p.m. .Mail leaves Columbus for Madison and Norfolk, Tuesdays, Thursdays and Saturdays, 7 a. m. Arrives at p. M. For Monroe, Genoa. Waterville and Al bion, daily except Minda G A. M. Ar rive, same. ( p.m. For PoMvilie, Farral, Oakdale and Newman's Grove, Mondavn, Wednes davs and FrlcLivs, ; a.'m. Arrive Tuesdays, Thursdays and Saturdays, at p. m. For Shell Creek, CreMoii and Stanton, on Mondavti and Fridays at ! a.m. Arrives Tuesdays and Saturdays, at 0 p. M. For Alexis, Patron and Daid City, Tuesdavs, Thursdays and Saturday, 1 p. m "Arrives at 12 M. For M Anthonv. Prairie Hill and St. Bernard. Friday b, ! a. M. Arrives Saturdays, :, p.m. U. I. Time Table Eastward Bound. Emigrant, No.fi, leaves at Passeng'r, " 4, " " Freight, " N " " Freight, " 10, " Westward Round. Freight, No. ft, leaves at Pass0n.;-r, " , " Freight, " !, " Emigrant. T. " " 0:2ft a. m. 11:X5 a.m. 2:1ft p.m. 4:30 a. in. 2:00 p. in. 4:27 p.m. (5:00 p.m. 1:30 a. in. Eerv dav except Saturday the three lines leading to Chicago connect with IT P. trains at Omaha. On .Saturdays there will be but one train a day, as shown bv the following schedule: O., N. .V B. II . KG A I). Beund north. Hound south. Jackson 4 aw P.M. Norfolk 0:30 A.M. LostCreckft:30 PL Centre ft:ft7 Humphrey (S:ftl Madion 7:40 Munson S:2S Munson 0:ftT " Madison .7:4ft " HumphrevS:34 ' PI. Centre :2.s iLostCrerk!t:.V i.lackson 10:30 " Norfolk i:ftft The denartiire from .laekon will be governed by the arrival there of the U. P. express tram. SOCIETY NOTICES. l2TCards under this heading will be inserted for $3 a year. G. A. 1L Baker Post Xo.Ji. Department of Nebraska, meets eery second and fourth Tuesday evenings in each month in Knights of Honor Hall, Co lumbus. John II immond. P. c. I. 1). Waisvouth, Adj't. II. P. Bow kk. Seargi Maj. BUSINESS CARDS Ir. :. I.. ICJI.S, Physician and Surgeon. TOllice open at all hours. Bank Building- t .i. xciirn. ."!. ik. PHYSICIAN A D SVJiGEOX, Columlmw, N"el. Ojfice 13th St., one door east of Red Front drug store. Consultation in Ger man and English. ftlti-x VT7-JI. HCIItSIS. Dealer in HEAL ESTA TE. CONVEYANCER, COLLECTOR, isi xszmxtz A;c:?r, OKNOA. NANCK CO., - NKB. PICTURES! PICTURES! )W IS THE TIME to secure a life- 1 like nicture of vourelf ana cbil- dren at the New Art Room. east 11th street, south side railroad track, Colum bus. Nebaka. 47S-tf Mr. 5. A. Jossklyx. aotick: IF YOU have any real estate for sale, if rou wish to'buy either in or out of the'eity, if you wish to trade city property for lands, or lands for city property, give us a call. WaDSWORTH & JOSSFXTN. XKLSON MILLKTT. BYRON MILLETT, Justice of the Peace and Notary Public. X. miL-LETT Sc HCKV, TTORNEYS AT LAW, Columbus, J. Nebravka. X. B. They will give close attention to all bUAiues& entrusted to them. 248. T OUIS SCHRE1BER, BLACKSMITH AND WAGON MAKER. All kinds of repairing done on short "notice. Buggies, Wagons, etc., made to torder. and all work guaranteed. , iSTSbop opposite the " Tattersall," Olive Street. 525 SCHOOL, BLANK AND" OTHER Pap ei Pens, AmXX WrM JWIw? Jfi VJM1L Musical Instruments and Music, TOYS, NOTIONS, BASE BALLS AND BATS, ARCHERY AND CROQUET, &c, at LUBKER & CRAMER'S, Corner 13th and Olive Sts., - - COLUMBUS, NEB. VTpl. M. CORRKI'UM A TTOIiXEY-A T-LA H', Upstair in Gluek Building, 11th street. TO UK .I.IAlCSIIArN, JUSTICE OF THE PEACE AH D XOTAJtY J'UJtLIC, Platte Center, N'kb. TT J. IIUlSO., KOTAEY PUBLIC, tith Strt, i Jor wfst of lUmraond Home, Columbus, Neb. 4l-y pvK. M. IKXIHIKSTOi, RESIDENT DENTIST. Orticeover corner of 11th and Xorth-M. AH operations lirst-classand warranted. G MIKADO 1IARIIEK KIIOP! HEN'RY WOODS, Prop'h. !3"EverythinK in first -class style. Also keep the best of cigars. 61(5 y M rAIJJNTER I1KOS., A TTOJiXEYS A T LA W, Ortice up-stairs in McAllister's build ing. 11th St. TTENKY LUEUS, Blacksmith and Wagon Maker. Shopn nfr Fouailrr, south of A. A N. Drpot. All kinds of wood and iron work on Wagons, Buggies. Farm Machinery, &. Keep on hand the Furst A- Bradley plows. GEORGE N. DERRY, CARRIAGE, f House k Sign Tainting, aBAlKIMO, 0LAZI1T3, Paper llnneinfft KALSOMININa, Etc. J3TA11 work warranted. Shop ou Olive street, one door south of Elliott's new Pump-house. aprlfiy T S. MURDOCK SON, " " Carpenters and Contractors. Have had an extended experience, and will guarantee satisfaction In work. All kinds of repairing done on short notice. Our motto is. Good work and fair prices. Call and give us an oppor tunity to estimate for you. ISTShop at the Big Windmill, Columbus, Xebr. 481-y Columbus Meat Market! WEBER &KNOBEL, Prop'i. KEEP ON HAND all kinds of fresh meat, and smoked pork and beef; also fresh fish. Make sausage a spec ialtv. iSrRemeniber the place. Elev enth St., one door went of D. Ryan's hotel. 41"tf DOCTOR E0NESTEEL. U. S. EXAMINING NURCaEOaU COLUMBUS, : NEBRASKA. OFFICE HOURS, 10 to 12 a. m., 2 to 4 p. m., and 7 to 0 p. in. Othce on Nebraska Avenue, three doors north or E. .1. Baker's grain office. Residence, corner "Wyoming and A alnut streets, north Columbus, Nebr. 433-tf LAW, REAL ESTATE AND OHNKKAL. C0LLECTI0N0FFICE "V. &GEER MONEY TO LOAN in small lots ou farm property, time one to three vears. Farms with some improvements bought and sold. Office for the present at the Clother Houe, Columbus, Neb. 47S-X IT. SCHECK, Manufacturer and Dealer in CIGARS AND TOBACCO. ALL KINDS OF SMOKING ARTICLES. Storeon Olive St., near the old Post-office Columbus Nebraska. 447-ly A GOOD FARM FOR SALE 1S4J acres of good land, 80 acres under cultivation, a irood house one and a half story high, a good stocK range, plenty 01 water, and good hav land. Two miles east of Columbus. Inquire at the 1'ioneer Bakery. 473-6m D. C. McGILL'S Billiard Hall! Olive St., at the old Post-office stand. The Best Billiard Hall ia the City, and a first-class resort. X3TA11 classes of Imported Wlies and Cigars kept on hand. GIS-x sSSSJc m BOOKS! Pencils, Inks,, tmi M py 9 ADVERTISEMENTS. THE RAIN SID COME ! Our Crop is Safe ! BKACE lTP! AND HAVE COFBAGE AND BUY OF Robert Uhlig, One of the Leading Grain and Grass cutting machines of the world The Elward Harvester, THE EUREKA MOWER. The Climax Reaper, THE CLIMAX MOWER, The chief of all the threshers in exist ence, and the well-known, easy-running Moline Wagon. In order to secure a machine, place your order now. Come and see the sample machines. Extra Tor the above .TlnrhlHes always on hand. Do not forget that the Agent is ROBT. UHLIG, I2th Street, next to Bank. -AJVOERICXAJSr medical i mm: institute. ?. . MITCHELL, U. S. B. T. iJABTiy, U. 0 ii S. S. USES, ii. D., t :. C. SIUZSX, U. S., of Oaihi, Consulting Fhjsicians d Surgeons, For the treatment of all classes of Sur gery and deformities ; acute and chronic diseases, diseases of the eye and ear, etc., etc., Columbus, Neb. JEWELRY STORE OF G. HEITKEMPER, ON ELEVENTH STREET, Opposite Speice & North's lunil-ortice. Has ou hand a tine selected stock of REPAIRING A SPECIALTY. J-ALL GOODS SOLD, ENGRAVED FREE OF CHAUGE..0 Call and see. No trouble to show goods. rli)-3m & Daniel Faucette, Manufacturer and Dealer in Hirnessj Saddlesj Bridles, a&i Collars, keeps constantly on hand all kinds of whips, Saddlery Hardware, Curry combs, Brushes, Bridle Bits, Spur's, Cards. Harness made to order. Re pairing done on short notice. NEBRAKA AVENUE, Columbus. A3.4. COUJMBl.S Restaurant and Saloon! E. D. SHEEHAX, Proprietor. J3T Wholesale snd Retail Dealer in For eign "Wines, Liquors and Cigars, Dub lin Stout, Scotch and English Ales. ZSTKentucky Vhiskies a Specialty. OYSTERS in their season, by the case can or dish. lltk Street, Seutk ef Depot mvm mmi Mil) mfWi mfnbfi '& fmWMJtli, Prams SfflOQS waies Ms ana Jewelry DIVORCED. They had been man and wifo for fifteen years; for fifteen years had known and borne joy and sorrow together; had experienced the rich blessings of fatherhood and mother hood ; had wept oyer a dead child's face together; through sun and shadow had walked together and now they conld no longer find peace under the same roof; they were to be divorced. Neither knew how they had come to this. In the be ginning there had been affection and delight; but, after a time, the hus band compared bis wife with other women, and found that this one possessed a brighter eye, and that one more perfect curves of cheek and chin, and yet another a neater foot and more taste in dress; one sparkled in conversation, and her neighbor sang till the heart was en thralled at her tones; why had not the woman he had chosen have all these beauties and charm ? And she ? She did not at first compare him with other men, but she wondered that he seemed to care less for a kiss from her, and that his manner lost the fine, impalpable air of courtesy and deference that love evokes. But the Little rift within the lute was there, and it slowly widened through the years till all the music that began when they first loved had become mute until oue night they sat full of memories. Memories are usually sad guests, and especially memories of the past ecstasy that once we felt, when life wa9 an at mosphere of confidence and love; and these two, brooding over the evening fire, made no exceptions to this hard rule. The children had felt constraint, and a vngue sorrow that was like a burden on their hearts; so they crept to bed, and did not whisper, as was their habit, but lay close to each other and wondered in a childish way, at things they could not understand. The wife was mending the clothes, as she had done, week after week, for fifteen years. The rocking-chair vibrated or stood still, as her thoughts moved her soul only. She carefully re frained from glancing at tho still figure across the room, and kept her face calm and indifi'ereut. The hus band roused at last from his thought ful posture, and looked at his wife. Something in her attitude recalled the girl he had wooed, when he had felt he must win or life would not be worth the living. He looked again, and seemed to see the face that had bent over him so anxiously when the fever burned in his veins and his life lay in the balance. The power of the past was upon him, and when he spoke it softened his voice to a minor key : Do you want all the children, Martha?' She felt her heart almost stifling her, for she had thought of the chil dren constantly, and longed to know what arrangement could be made concerning them, but had not had the courage to put her thought into words. She looked at her husband with a pale face and eyes full of suffering. 'T trrnillil 1!Lo In Viovn Mintn oil i.wu.u imv ,. .... ,u 1IIUU Ull, Ben, if you are willing, but I have tried to learn to part from some of them. 'Yon can keep them all. I did think I would take Bob and go to the mines, but I expect he is better off where he is.' Martha Grant said nothing, only looked at her husband, and then hastily left the room. lie dropped his head in his hands and sat quite still. It was not so easy after all, this severing of the intricate growth of so many years; and he felt that the future did not look so fair, nor freedom so desira ble, as he had persuaded himself to believe. His children had often felt the force of his anger, and he had sometimes felt with envy of the nonchalant liberty of his bachelor friends ; but he now felt more pangs than he liked to entertain when the final parting from his children stood before his vision like a perfect draw ing:. His wife might not be the fairest or most accomplished woman he knew, but she had loved him, which these women had not, and she bad borne many things for his sake which they perhaps would not have borne; and he was used to her and her ways. He always knew that if be tried he could rouse her sympa thetic interest in bis trouble and in his successes. Other women might be lovely, but could he, with bis gray locks and sober ways, ever hope to win them? And would a fair woman, tender and delicate, be suited to take upon herself and suc cessfully carry the burdens his wife would have to bear? Martha had been a brave, strong woman, and in all her trials and they had been not a few she had been patient as most women. Of course her temper had flamed at times, but had be always been mild? She had sometimes seemed weary and disheartened; but bad he not also questioned des tiny and longed for a diflerent fate? Well, it was likely that most people had times of dissatisfaction and seasons when their1 best friends looked ugly and disagreeable. Poor Martha I she was somewhere now, crying because she was to keep all the children. How queer women were ; they cried if they did not get their way, and they cried if they did. Martha loft her husband's presence aud went to the bed where her two girls were sleeping. Their faces lay on the same pillow, and the slight fingers of one clasped the haud of the other. Their expression was the relaxed, solemn one of deep slum ber; and tho mother stood hushed, looking at them and vaguely won dering where her children were if these were they, or did they wander in some unknown land that the dreamer alone may enter? Would they ever stand as she stood and gaze at their children asleep, whilo the husband and father sat in an other room ready to break away from them as from some dark evil? So she slept beside her sister the night before her wedding day, and dreamed of the coming hour that was to crown her queen of one heart for life. So she slept for many nights after, close within strong arms that were to be her tower of help, and against a breast that had promised to be her shield through all changes. How proud he was of Bob, the first boy, as the little shape less thing opened its blinking eyes and gave him a vacant stare. No glance from the eye of beauty ever thrilled him as did this meaningless gaze. She would not think longer, but, kissing her girls, and going to Bob's bed lor another look and kiss, she went to her room. In the morning the family met around the breakfast table, but with the constraint and lack of cheerful ness. To-day Mr. Grant was to leave the home that had for so long chafed him with its cares and bound him with its viewless chains. lie was to leave his wife and children, and see if the world could not yield him more pleasure than lay in their power to bestow. His wife had carefully prepared his clothes, and various little packages for his com fort were stowed away where he would uot see them till he was far away. She had grown so used to caring for him, you see. When the hour for parting came, he shook his wife by the hand, and we will not look at their faces nor peer too curiously into their hearts. The children were too frightened and awed to cry, and besides they did not really comprehend that their father was leaving them forever. It is so difficult for childhood to un derstand final farewells. They kiss ed him, and put their soft hands up to his shoulders, forgetting pnst pain inflicted by him, and remem bering only that father was going away for a long time. 'Be good to the children, Martha,' was all he could say as he turned to the door and stumbled over the threshold. 'I will do the best I can, Ben ; and you will lake care of yourself?' It doesn't matter about me; I'll get along. Good-by.' He drove away, and they watched him as he went. Well, the world never could be the same again, and nothing not even eternity could erase the memory of what had been. No matter what the coming years held for them, they would never forget this day, and the husband and father who left them for another start in life. And can he ever forget the past and those who will never wait for his return ? He may die in a strange land and they know it not. They may be laid away to sleep and no tidings of the change reach him. Each now has freedom and liberty to form new ties; but what avails liberty to the oue who is in chains to memories that nothing can lay to rest? We see these things every day, and let each one judge for him self if they be good and profitable things. lyln&: Word. The last words of the great satirist Rabelais were: "I am going to take a leap in the dark; let down the curtain, the farce is done." Mira beau's farewell to life was thus ex pressed: "Let me die amid the sound of delicious music and the fragrance of flowers." Keats' last words were a poem in themselves: "I feel the daisies growing over me." Burns' dying words were: "Don't let that awkward squad fire over my grave." Chancellor Thur low's: "I'm shot, if I don't believe I'm dying." Haller slept after the words : "The artery ceases to beat," and amid the growing darkness of mortality Goethe murmured the words, "Let the light enter." PRIDE OF THE PEAIELE. Ambition, Pride natl OrentHess of Columbus Hie Woaltl be Capital. Impetus Given Trade and Commerce by the New Railway. The State Convention and Recent Rains. Special Correspondence Omaha News.J Yesterday, the .'10th of May, the city of Columbus attained its 24th year, and many were the reminis cences recalled by the early settlers as they met on the street corners to chat nn idle hour away. Many of the old land-marks are gone now, as well as some of the original settlers, those hardy pioneers from away back iH Ohio who came here and founded a second Columbus, so named after the beautiful city of that name in the Buckeye state. But while thejfond recollections nat urally clinging around old relics are rudely shocked when one is oblit erated, aud while tho taking away by the grim destroyer of one of the founders or fathers of tho city, is an occasion of deepest sadness, yet are we comforted by knowing that each served well his purpose and perhaps outlived his usefulness, while the onward inarch of progress and ad vancement leave little or no time for more than a passing regret, a fleecy cloud for a moment obscuring the bright disc of the sun. THE PIONEERS found no city, not eveu a cultivated piece of ground in PJatto county twenty-four years ago. It was a gigantic undertaking, requiring nerve to bravo the dangers of tlis then howling wilderness by those brave men, but they dared to do it. In the language of the world's greatest soldier, "The' came, they saw and they conquered," aud tho broad prairies under cultivation, smiling with the promise of a boun tiful harvest, and dotted here aud there with comfortable, happy homes in which prosperity is no stranger, tell the wonderful story of growth aud development, the direct results springing from the labors of that dauntless baud of Ohioaus. Platte is a wonderfully beautiful count-, so harmoniously blending the beautiful with the material that it is no wonder people have made it an objective point, perhaps more largely than any other county lying in the famous Platte valley. The noble Loup and Platte rivers, with Shell creek and a great number of lesser streams, all bountifully sup plied with timber, give the observ er from an eminence a very favora ble impression, and this is only strengthened by a closer inspection aud investigation into its numerous attractions. To say anything in favor of Ne braska soil would be pretty much the same as passing encomiums upon the gold of our mints. It is the xe plus ultra, and cannot be improv ed upon, so that it amply suffices to say that Platte county lies in the very heart of this, the most famous agricultural region of the United States a fact easily verified by her crop statistics from year to year. COLUMBUS, the late seat of war between the antis and anti-antis of this stale, has safely got over the effects of that mighty struggle, and everything has assumed its wonted demeauor. And here it may be well to note the fact that just that yery thing has done more to bring the people of the South Platte country to a realization of the fact that a portion of Nebras ka at least, lies north of that dead line. The predictions of chronic growlers that hotel accommodations could not be obtained, that a suita ble hall was uot to be had, etc., etc., were happily overturned and em phatically given the lie to by the royal entertainment so amply pro vided. She wears another feather in her cap to-day, too, because of the prompt action of her best citizens when called upon by Nebraska's chief executive, that leader of lead ers, Albinus Nance, to assist in quelling the turbulent spirits at the Omaha Smelting Works. In Icsb thau half an hour over one hundred men responded to the call and fifty of them weut down determined to do their full duty as citizens of this grand commonwealth at all hazards and under any circumstances. RAILWAYS naturally seek great centers of com merce, and here is another verifica tion of the fact. The A. & N. is now running regular trains each day, giving the city first-class con nections with Lincoln, Atchison and St. Louis. A competing line too, and one whose influence is sure to be felt in the matter ofrates. The B. & M. folks are busily engag ed in putting up depots and other necessary building, and stock yards are being built at tho new track, all of which means business. Rains have been plentiful of late, so that now an abundant harvest is aasnred, all of which must be glorious news to your readers. Mrs. J. Ellen Foster, the famous lady lawyer of Iowa, lectured to a large and intelligent audience here last night, and, it is useless to say, she fairly captivated her hear ers. Although not a strict temper ance town, Columbus possesses a 9trong cold-water element, who arc doing something for the cause. IMMIOKATION. has been quito heavy to Platte coun ty this spring, and mainly of a bet ter class, to whom cheap laud is uot so much an object as good lauds within the limits of civilization, so that what Columbus has lout by hav ing her trade cut oil' by new rail roads she will soon regain by the settlement of tho vacant lands con tingent to the town. E. O. L. Eimiolm. The Story of it IM-lulc. During the war our townsman, J. P. Moore, on one occasion went out in front of our lines to give some water to a wounded Yankee, who was lying in a helpless condition upon the grounds but lately occu pied by the federal forces and from which they had recently been driven. The man was crying pileously for water, and the bullets were rattling around from both armies. Moore said he intended to risk the exposure to do the deed of mercy and went out to him. It proved to be a cap tain of a Pennsylvania regiment, who was profuse with thanks and offered Mooro his gold watch, which the gallant confederate decliued. He begged for his name, that he might if he survived the war, remember him. This he wrote down in his memorandum-book. The captain recently wrote hero to know if Moore was living; said he was rich, but dying of consumption, and de sired to provide for him in his will. Mr.Moore wrote to him aud receiv ed a friendly letter in reply, telling him that there was .$10,000 set apart for his use, to be -paid in install ments of .$2,000 each. The federal officer has since died, and the other day the payment of $2,000 was re ceived. Truly, 'tis "good to give even a cup of water in the right spirit."-Ft. Smith (Ark.) Herald. A Mystery of the Honeymoon. The courship, the engagement, tho ceremony are over. The bridegroom hands his brido into the carriage, and the honeymoon begins. Now observe one of the most singular facts in tho whole history of court ship, a fact to which there is no known exception : Tho bridegroom never can recall the first words spken by him to the bride in that carriage. Why? This question has been asked a hundred thousand times, and never satisfactorily ans wered yet. Some attribute tho for- getfulncss to joy ; some to confusion ; some fancy the words are of such nn extremely romantic nature, the man finds it more consistent with his dignity not to recall them. The answer is none of these. It is much more prosaic and practical. The secret of forgetfulness is that he has already said to her everything ho could think would interest her, ev erything that does Interest him. Ilia conversational resources are ex hausted, and he has nothing to say. Instead of an important speech, he utters some dreamy commonplace, throws himself back in the cushions, devoutly thanking Heaven "the thing is over." Thus, before the honeymoon is five minutes old, the bridegroom breaks down. Tinsley's Magazine. Relief for Driven Well Owners. Owners of driven wells in Iowa will be interested in learning that another step has been taken in the interest of those opposing the claims of the alleged patentees, which promises something. In responpc to a great number of petitions sent to congress, a joint resolution ha been introduced into the house of representatives, instructing the at torney general to bring suit in the name of the United States to cancel the letters patent issued in 1SCS and 1871 to Nelson W. Green for this kind of well, on the ground that Green was not the original inventor and that tho device bad been in use for years in many parts of the coun try and had long been common property. This proposes to relieve parties who have been sued of the necessity of attending the tnited States courts and defending cases which involve but $10 or 20, but the cost of defending which would be larger than the amount claimed. Dubuque Telegraph. 3Jgtbing can be great which is not right. WHAT IT WAS FOR. The Sequel ol the Busy Tlmeo alone: the IMne of the U. Ac O. The incentive for tho great activ ity of late displayed upon the line of tho Baltimore & Ohio, ia now made plain by the inauguration of u enterprise, in tho way of a. faat train, which makes a remarkable reduction in the timo between -tbU city and Washington. No less than eleven hours travel is saved by the new schedule which goes into effect to-day. Leaving here one evening Washington is reached the next evening, the Baltimorcit Ohio being the only road by which two night'd travel are not necessitated betweeu Chicago and Washington. In other words tho B. & O. is the entire eleven hours quickor to the Nation al Capital thau any other road, while to New York and Boston it.s time is the same us by the fastest trains on other roads. The whole line being owned by one company, its trains complete go through with out change or lay over. Not only has the track been subjected to a general inspection and improve ment, but the eating stations, depots and the like ou the line have been renovated and put in the finest pos sible form. The now Jnuuey patent coupler platform has been placed upon the passenger equipment of the company, thus uot only making safely absolute but steadying the entire train aud adding much to the comfort of passengers. Tho pull man car service ou the B. & O. is perfect, the line of drawing-room sleepers built expressly for this route being elegant in the extreme. In all things tho Ii. & O. is now of the first classes, first-class. Chicago Times. The .11 an Who I'ounil Some rUon-y. The other day u very common looking man, dressed in very com mon clothes, entered a saloon ou Woodward avenue at a moment when the proprietor was alone and asked him to lock tho door for a moment and count the contents of a pocket-book which he had just picked up on tho street. The door was locked, and as a fat-looking wallet was handed out the stranger said : "I can't read nor write nor tell iiggers, but I know you won't cheat me." The money counted up just one hundred dollars. There were two twenty-dollar bills, and the rest were of smaller denominations. The stranger said he would hand the wallet over to the police, and thank ed the unloonist and departed. In about a qunrter of an hour he re turned and confidentially said: "I gave up all the money but a ten-dollar bill, which I'm going to keep for my honesty. Let's drink." He threw down one of the twenty-dollar bills and drank his beer. It was remembered that he had said he couldn't tell the figures on the bills, and he was given change for ten dollars. "Was that a five or a ten?" he asked, as the twenty was put away. "Oh, that's a ten," was the reply. The man drank once more, and then took his leave. In the course of an hour a detective was looking for him 011 charge of passing a counterfeit bill, but he could not be found. May be that suloonist made ten dollars out of him, and may be ho didn't. Detroit Free Press. IVew Proverbial IMillosophy. A short horse is soon curried, but a mule, short or long, will kick you into the next township. A wise man rellects before he speaks ; a fool speak", and then re flects while his eye is getting well. Who hath a cold hath sorrow to his sops, Cdpeeially if his handker chief hath starch in it. Who wants to beat a dog soon finds a slick, but already has the dog shot around the uext corner yelling "ki-ki !" What cannot bo cured must be endured, but firit try Jones' Magic Liniment. Trust not a horse's heels, nor a dog's tooth, neither a man who says he'll pay you Saturday. The fool never thinks higher than the top of his house, and penueth the festive, joke at the expense of the lightning rod agent. liaise no more epirits than you can conjure down, say at four swal lows. Ilather go to bed supperlesa than rise in debt, now that the bankrupt law has expired. A spendthrift lets go the bridle, grabs his steed by the mane, and yells, "Whoa, Emma!" Oil City Derrick. An editor who thinks he knows all about farming says in speaking about strawberries, that the best way to raise them 13 with a spoon.