RUINOUS COP/MERCIAL POLICY. . * . Now , more than at any other time , the weakness of our commercial policy is made evident. Colonies and protective tariffs do not work Avcll together. The French colonies are a fair sample of what this system Avill bring forth. The FivnHi management of Tonquin has boon on proieotivo tariff lines , and the result has boon the stagnation of the life ami business of the colony. The success that Knirland has with her many colonies comes very largely from the "om > c she pursues Avith her tariffs. -Tlio fullest liberty is alloAA-ed to com merce. anil the result is that the coii'- meivo and manufactures of Englai .have b"on able to hold their OAVII , in comparison Avith other gold-standard nations. If there over was a time Avhen a free trade policy Avoulil be of benefit to the Vniied States , it is HOAV. The settle ment o ! " I he Philippine question Avill be iulluom-oil very greatly by the course we intend to pursue there. If we are to nlk \ \ ail nations to trade there without roslraiiu ami Avithout fines for so doing , most of them will be very willing to see this country the master of the situation. Ifve are to erect a tariff Avail there Ave may expect some very vigorous opposi tion from seA'cral of the European GOA- enimeiits most Interested. Greed and Grab is not ; \ policy that commends it self to our neighbors across the water , except when it Is practiced by thein- solye > . That policy hangs like a mill stone about the neck of America. It Avill be found impeding our progress at every step. It cannot be throAvn off no mal tor how heavy it becomes , for the ItopiiblS.-au party is in power , and that parly is committed body and soul to the policy named. Every treaty entered in to mu } take cognizance of that fact. Every trust and every "protected' ' in terest in the country Avill from this time on have its agents busy watching the progress of events in the settlement of Hie great questions growing out of Ihe Avar. As the protective policy is really a policy that these same "protect ed" Interests have developed and foist ed on the country , AVC may expect that the smart L-nvyers Avhom they are able to employ will be eminently successful in having all treaties and regulations fixed to suit their interests , without re gard to the interests of the rest of the country. The sugar trust , Avhose influence Avas so potent in ihe framing of the last tariff on sugars , and Avhich AA'as able to raise the price to consumers some 20 per cent as a result of that tariff , may ceriaiuly be looked to to take a hand in settling the questions of our relation with Cuba. That devastated country should have iho freest tariffs possible to enable it to rise from its ashes , but we cannot expect that a generous pol icy will bo followed. What , open the markets of the United States to free Cuban sugar ? What can AVC expect of Use trust ? The policy is a disastrous one. so far as present business and pros- j . eil prosperity are concerned , but the ' . -working out of the present Republican policy in relation to tiiese UCAV posses sions is likely to bring the protective tariff scheme into bold relief amTshoAv up the iniquity of if. The people will liaA-e AH object lesson that Avill not fail to impress them. If we do not mistake the intelligence of the American people , the time is not far distant when they Avill turn down tiie Avholo policy Avith the party that espouses it. Nay. more ; the time is not far distant v.'hon no party will dare - make a protective policy an issue in an election. It is one of tlie errors that. nations are sIoAV to outgroAA- . but once ontgroAvn Avill be cast aside forever. II. F. Thurslon. Silver us a Dead Issue. Two' years ago the gold standard press devoteit columns of their space to laboriously prepared articles to cou- vimv their readers that "the silver is sue Avas dead. " Dead past the hope of resurrection or redemption. During tlie recent campaign the "gho t" ' of the stiver issue nearly frightened them to < leath. and they made the most frantic appeals to their readers , not to stand by the geM standard , not to vote against free silver , but to "stand by lh > administration" because it Avould bo a condemnation of its war policy. and a reflection upon that great and gooil man McKinley , to elect an ad verse Congress , and the election of Kiicli a Congress would cause Spain to refuse the terms of peace AVC haA'o of fered. Ky such appeals and by an ab solute elimination of the money issue from the campaign , and with the aid of iho Avar sentiment , a remnant of the overwhelming majority of the last Con- gro-xs has been saved. As soon after those false pretenses and shame li.-ire secured them a victory that is a nar row escape from defeat , as they re cover from their great fright , they stick up their heads from licking the 1'inibStoneK they had prepared , and iiirain squonk by the column about silver - vor being dead. As a dead issue , killed. 'iecordiug to the testimony of these same killers , two years ago , it is strong er in the House of Representatives than it Avas then. Stronger on the pop ular vote polled at the elections of 189S Ihaii at the elections of 1896. Stronger in the convictions of the people who believe that genuine prosperity is im possible Avithout it. There was a divi- Kiou of sentiment among silver advo- call's as to whether it Avould be better or worse for the cause of silver to con- Irol the lower house of Congress while | a gold standard President stood ready j to veto all silver legislation , and those who believed it Avould be worse re fused to vote , and the Republican press has conceded that it AA'as the Demo crats Avho stayed at home. On all hands it AA'as conceded that Avar meas ures and local politics Avere the only issues in the campaign Avhile it Avas pending , and there is a manifest lack of fairness in the post-election efforts of the very felloAvs Avho refrained from the most remote allusion to financial questions as being at issue during the contest , to UOAV claim that there has been anj- decision in relation to them. They , however , can fool nobody but themselves by such absurd claims , and they Avill realize later that the great sih-er question cannot be killed by such methods , and that it is and AA-ill remain a very live issue until it has been fairly made an issue and passed upon by the American people. Kffccts of the Gold Standard. Every obsen-er of past and present conditions has been impressed by the radical changes that have taken place Avithiu the last quarter of a century , in those business conditions , and their ef fects upon the general prosperity o fthe people and of the country. Twenty-live years ago the productiA'e energies of the country Avere in the hands of mill ions of small producers , AA'ho OAvned and controlled their OAVII farms , fac tories and mills , and citizens with lim ited capital could freely engage in any of the industries Avith fair prospects of success. NOAVvellnigh all business is controlled b.y combinations of capital and immense producing forces through the organization of trusts , that have driven or are driving all individual en terprises out of existence , and making it impossible for individuals to suc cessfully engage in any productive en terprise. The great combined grain farms of the West make it impossible for the small farmers to earn more than a bare living by the production of grain. The great iron , steel , tin-plate , AA'ooleu , cotton and other trusts , haA'- ing obtained control of and combined the great mills in these lines , make it impossible for individuals small combinations of capital to engage in production , Avith any hope of success. The same transition has taken place in the commercial Avorld. TAventy-five years ago the merchant Avas found do ing a profitable business at almost OA- ery crossroads in the country , and a man Avith a feAV hundred dollars in money could carry on , at the doors of his patrons , a business that Avould re turn him something more than a com fortable liA'ing. NOAV the big city mer chants , the great department stores , more by their immense stocks and at tractive appearance than by cheaper goods or better bargains. IWA'O driven these small merchants to the Avail aul made it impossible for those Avith small means to engage in profitable commer cial business. This has closed legiti mate aA'enues of business to men of small capital and driA'eu them to other methods of making a living. Some have become sportsmen , engaging in ordinary games of chance , to procure a precarious , uncertain living ; others , and in much greater numbers than most people imagine , have gone into stock or other gambling , and bet their 11101103on the probable advance or de cline in the price of some stock or some product , Avinning to the extent of the change in value , if as they expected , or losing if otherAvise. A feAV make for tunes , but the multitude lose all that the feAV Aviii ; still the losers go on until they are pauperized , and many of thorn reach paupers' graves through suicide. NotAvithstauding the precarious char acter of the gambling business , and the hosts impoA'erished by it , it seems to bo constantly growing , and usurping the place of legitimate business. As an evidence of this , last Aveok in the city of NOAV York $27.000 Avas offered and refused for a certificate of membership in the NOAV York Exchange. Avhich is necessary to secure the trading privi leges of that great stock-gambling or ganization. This is more than double the price at Avhich such a certificate could have been purchased five years ago and indicates the groAving import ance of this method of business. Is it. can it be possible , that this change in methods , this trend of business from the many to the foAv ; this concentration of capital in the hands of the I'OAV : this increase in speculative , non-productive , gambling methods ; these trust combi nations AA-ilh their profit-increasing , wages-reducing influence , that cannot Lend otherAvise than to the impoverish ment of the many for the benefit of the "ow. can fail to result in impoverishing the people and to the decadence of this country as a great nation ? This trend s the result of legislation that for a juarter of a century has boon increas ing the purchasing' power of money , locreasiug the A-alue of all property ind all product * , and increasing the ivealth of the few of the creditor class i it the expense of the many of the lebtor class ; has boon taking the H'ofits of the producer from him and riving it to the consumer : the value of vis property from Ihe debtor , and g'tA-- ug it to his creditor , 'must lead to un- .imely ruin unless changed. There is nit one remedy : ReA'crsc tliis course ; egislate in the interest of the produc- r ; protect the debtor ; destroy trusts ; prohibit gambling ; restore the mone- iry conditions of tAventy-ftve years go by restoring bimetallism. Avhich jave u "honest money , " and the im pending danger mry ; be turned asidt before the ultimate ruiij has come up > on us. The United' Stales 'Fcnate. In the claims of Senator Hauna thai the Senate cannot be changed against the Republican party on financial ques tions Avithin eight years , he overlooks the fact that there are a number of Republican Senators Avho are not in ac cord with the Republican monetary theories , including such men as Mr. Chandler , of NCAV Hampshire ; Mr. . Thurston , of Nebraska ; Mr. Wolcott , of Colorado , and others , both East and West. He also oA-erlooks the fact that every member of the Senate Avill be re tired or re-elected Avithin six years , in- i eluding his colleague and himself , Avhose friends are at Avar Avith each other in Ohio. He also overlooks the fact that Idaho , Kansas , Michigan , i Minnesota , Montana , Nebraska , NOAV I Jersey. Oregon , South Dakota and Wyoming in 1900 are all pretty certain to retire Republican Senators and' replace - ; place them Avith opposition Senators , and these alone Avould change the Sen ate ; and that tAA-o years later Califor nia , Indiana , Kentucky , Maryland , New York and North Dakota are al most certain to do the same. Another thing Mr. Ilanna loses sight of is the facility with which Senators set their sails to catch the popular current , and the possibility that by that current some of those HOAV regarded as gold standard supporters may be found on the other side of this issue. There is nothing so uncertain , as the record of the Republican party and its present administration on the money issue clearly proves , as the position men AviU occupy in the future on any question. Disastrous Commercial Policy. Stocks , especially trust stocks , AA-ent booming Avhen the UCAVS of the Republi can A'ictory Avas received on Wall street. But wheat did not go up. On the contrary , the tendency of wheat prices is doAvnward. Why is it that Republican success means high prices for trust stocks and IOAV prices for agricultural products : The ansAver is self-evident. The Re publican party fosters and protects trusts , and its A'ictories mean continued fostering and protection for the great combines of this country. But the farm ers receive no protection from the Re publican party. That great organization is engaged in making money dear , and dear money means cheap Avheat. There is to be no famine in India next sea son , and the prospects of a large AA-orld's crop of Avheat are so good that the boom giA'eii that cereal last year i ? not to be repeated next year. By a dispensation of Providence the farmers Avere giA-en a brief glimpse of prosperity and the Republican party endeaA'ored to take the credit for it. But Avith big crops everywhere and no famine anyAvhere , the farmer Avill find his AA-heat a drug in the market and Re publican promises Avon't be able to saA'e him. Chicago Democrat. Jtidpre "Day and the Governorship. The solemnity Avith AA-hich a Republican can organ in Mr. Hanna's bailiwick ex plains that Judge Day Avould probably not be anxious for the Republican nom ination for GoA'ernor of Ohio is enter taiuiug. Of course ho is not in that line. He Avould not interfere with the plan that has long been mapped out. The suggestion of his name in the gubernatorial connection AA\IS a figment of the imagination of some young man who A\-as not familiar Avith the Hauna program. Cincinnati Enquirer. Richard H. Davis' Medals. llichard Harding Davis was return ing from the Greco-Turkish Avar and had reached London. There he Avas en tertained by the Englishmen Avith their characteristic ho. pitality. At all the functions AA'here he appear ed the front of his coat \vas scarcely Aisible on account of the numberless medals Avith which it Avas covered. Nat Goodwin says that every time he ac commodated some Turk Avith a cig.ir- ette he AA'as given a medal. He evident ly distributed a large number of cigar ettes. One evening Davis Avas entertained at a London club at Avhich Sir Henry Irving Avas present. He wore all his medals , even pulling out of his trunk a few old ones so as to make a greater shoAving. Sir Henry saAV the young American and became particularly interested in the display of metal and ribbon upon the front of his coat and A-cst. He kept pyeiiig the collection and finally begged to be introduced to the Avearer. The tAA-o AA'ere brought together. . Sir Hem-y/ ' said the man who AA-as performing the ceremony , "this is Mr. Richard Harding Davis , the brilliant voting American Avriter. " ' ChaAA-uied , " said Sir Henry. This remark was spoken rather absentmindedly edly , for the great actor's attention was -iveted on the medals. Davis noticed this with evident pride. Sir Henry looked them all over with rreat interest. Finally he fingered one , ind took Davis someAvhat aback by in- juiring casually , Avith his peculiar IraAvl : "You get those at school ? " Chicago- lourual. A .Business-Lake School T aw. Switzerland has a business-like com- mlsory education law. If a child does lot attend school on a particular day he parent gets a notice from the pub ic authority that he is fined so many o ! rancs ; the second day the fine is in creased , and by the third day the imoiint becomes a serious one. In case > f sickness the pupil is excused , but if here be any suspicion of shamming a lector is sent. If the suspicion is found o be Avell founded , fhe parent is re- Itiired to pay the cost of the doctor's risit. According to Prof. Gal ton , a few per- ions see mentally in print every word hey hear uttered. ff'W' - FIFl ' f ' Fina-clal Catechism. Question What is meant by the free a-nd unlimited coinage of gold and sil ver ? Answer By the free and unlimited coinage of "gold and silver is meant that any one owning gold or silver ore or bullion may take such ore to the United States mint and have the sainu coined into standard money for his own use. Q. In such a transaction is a pur chase of the ore by the government contemplated ? A. The government does not pur chase or pay for a single ounce of it , but simply coins it and returns it , or a certificate for it , to the owner. Q. Does the government receive anything for coining the ore ? A. Under free coinage the govern ment may fix a charge sufficient to de fray the expense of mintage , or what is the same thing , retain the metal re placed by alloy. Q. Would the change from the pres ent system to that of free coinage ne cessitate any outlay in the way of taxes or otherwise by the people ? A. Not one dollar. Q. Is the free and unlimited coin age of gold and silver a new idea ? A. No. The first monetary law passed by the Congress of the United States provided for the free and un limited coinage of gold and silver. That law was passed April 2 , 1792 , 104 years ago. Q. Has that ever been changed ? If so , how ? A. That law , with some amendments of minor importance , remained in full effect till February 21 , 1853 , when it was amended so as to stop the free coinage of fractional silver , and in 1873 ( February 12) ) so as to stop the free coinage of silver dollars. But the pro visions relating to gold remain un changed. Q. And have we now free and unlim ited coinage of gold ? A. Yes ; just as we have always had It since 1792. Q. Was the repeal of the provisions relating to the free and unlimited coin age of silver demanded by the people or by any party platform ? A. No. During the entire history of parties prior to 1873 , not one word was said in any party platform about such a change in the coinage laws , nor was any such change made an issue before the people. Q. Was it generally known at the time that the coinage laws of 1873 pro hibited the free and unlimited coinage of silver ? A. No. Many of the Congressmen who voted for it didn't know , and Pres ident Grant , who signed the bill , was not aware that it affected the free coin age of silver in any way. Q. Is it true that only eight million dollars' worth of silver money Avas coined prior to 1873 , under that law ? A. No. Under that law there was coined prior to 1873 , ? 143,4G5,7S0.70. Q. Was there any other silver in use during that period ? A. Yes. The government under other laws made over one hundred million dollars' worth of foreign silver coins current. Q. Why do the advocates of a single gold standard say that only eight mill ion dollars were coined prior to 1873 ? A. To make it appear that the pee pie did not want silver. That there was no popular demand for it , and therefore that it Avas proper to stop its coinage. Q. And on what do they base their assertion ? A. On the fact that only about eight million dollar pieces were coined dur ing that time , and they purposely omit mention of all the half-dollars , quar ters , dimes , etc. Q. Then what are the correct figures for the silver coined and in use during this period ? A. They are as follows : Silver coined prior to 1873 ? 143,4G5,150 70 Foreign silver coin in cir culation 100,000,000 00 Total $243,465,150 70 Q. Was silver money cheaper than ; old prior to 1873. or at the time silver vas demonetized ? A. No. It was never cheaper , but in the contrary the bullion in a silver lollar was worth three cents more than he bullion in a gold dollar when silver vas demonetized in 1873. Q. What has been the nature of the inancial legislation since 1873 ? A. The first shift was a provision for he issue of trade dollars to private in- lividuals , under which some $30000- ' 00 was coined. Then came the Bland- Lllison act , which was a substitute for . free and unlimited coinage of silver ill passed by the lower house , passed reb. 28 , 1878 , under Avhich the pur- hase by the Government of tAvo to four nillion dollars' worth of silver per iionth for coinage Avas directed. Next ame the Sherman act , also a substitute or a free and unlimited coinage bill , assed by one branch of Congress. This IAV passed July 14 , 1890 , and directed be purchase and coinage of 4.500,000 unces of silver per month. The pur- hasing clause of this law was repealed < ov. 1 , 1893 , leaving no provision for lie coinage of silver in the laws. Q. And are AVC coining any silver ow ? A. Yes. We are coining from one to liree million dollars per month , for the urpose of redeeming certificates issued nder the Sherman act. Q. Does this add anything to our cur- ency ? A. Not a dollar. As the coin is hand- j cd out of the treasury , the certificate it represents is Jumlod in and ilesiroyoil. Q. Why is the restoration of the frco and unlimited coinage of silver de manded ? I A. Because the stock of gold i ? not sufficient to transact the business of the country , but on the contrary i * so * i small as not to be sufficient even to pay ' the"interest on our debts. Tinier thu present conditions all our other money and all our credits are based upon gold , aml'the stock of gold obtainable by the Government is not sufficient to recloen ) one-fourth of it if presented for redei > tion. The Government is therefore con stantly in the attitude of a man own g forty thousand dollars payaulc on de mand Avith only ten thousand dollar. ! with which to pay a physical impossi bility. Total paper in circula tion redeemable in gold June 1 , 3S9G , was ? 73G,348,2oO OG Total silver in circula tion June 1 , 1S9G 007.183,582 00 Total money based on gold June 1 , 1S9G. . $1,343.031.832 OC To uphold this enormous sum AVC have Total supply of gold in the United States June 1 , 1S9G . ' $007,183,582 $ 00 And in the treasury June 1 , 1896 , only § 151,307W3 00 In addition to this AVC have an enor mous public and priA ate indebtedness owing to England alone , according to the Chicago Record of March 2 , 1895 $5,000,000,000 , at an annual interest of § 200,000,000 , payable in standard money , which under a single gold stand ard means gold. The restoration of the free and unlimited coinage of silver is demanded because it will give emploj- ineut to a million idle men , bring hope and cheer and comfort to thousands of homes , and put in the hands of the GOA-- ernment and the people the power to meet their obligations , pay their debts and expand their enterprises. Anxious for Enlightenment. Some odd questions are asked of the editors of the great daily papers. A seeker after light wrote to a metropoli tan paper inquiring if a man must put on a clean shirt every day in order to retain the right to be called a gentle man. The c < ? ! itor of the paper is said to have been silent in despair. The Tribune , in commenting on the matter , ventures the opinion that the ansAver to the unanswered though not unan swerable question depends upon the definition of what constitutes a clean shirt. "This , hoAA'ever , " continues the Tribune , "is a definition that every man Avill insist upon manufacturing for himself. No gentleman , it is safe to say , Avould admit that he Avas Avearing an unclean shirt. " Another Avorried questioner writes to the Tribune in quiring Avhether a gentleman may wear detachable cuffs Avithout thereby de serving and incurring social ostracism. The comment on this is interesting : "If a man Avears detachable cuffs , he does so , manifestly , that he may replace them Avith fresh ones without at the same time retiring the shirt from the active list to the AA-ash-lub. The wearer of detachable cuffs defends himself , of course , by saying that cuffs are soiled with extreme ease and effectiveness. Once again we are repulsed to the orig inal question of what constitutes clean liness. Yet AAe dem it proper to say that AAe have known men who wore detachable cuffs and Avho Avere at the same time LiAA'-abiding , clever , honest and God-fearing citizens , in addition to being kind to their mothers. ' ' A woman correspondent , writing to the Provi dence Journal , makes it perfectly cleai that the mere donning of a iieAvly laun dered shirt each morning does not of itself make a gentleman. This com plainant says that her husband has only two shirts , and that he abuses her and the children when she fails to have a clean one for him to put on in the 1 morning certainly not a gentlemanly proceeding. Sailors Who Cannot Swim. It is one of the singular things in life that many a sailor Avho sails the sea cannot swim. But most navies have a thought for such men , and many rnen-of-Avar are fitted with tAAo life buoys on the starboard and port rails aft. These are constructed of a frame holding two large air-tight copper ves sels. The apparatus floats upright , and there is a place on which the man overboard may find a footing. The buoy readily sustains a man's weight , and holds him comparatiA-ely high out of the water. 'When a man has tumbled OA'eruoard at night and one or both of the life buoys have been ordered over , the sailor at the rails pulls one of two knobs by the buoy. This fires a cap , which ignites a long tube of red fire in serted in the top of the buoy. The other knob Avhen pulled releases the buoy , and it drops into the Avater. The red fire burns a long time and guides the luckless bluejacket. To the celerity with which the life buoys IKIA-O been dropped is due the saving of many n life. Venice Is Drying Up. Venice without its AA-aters would be a far less picturesque place than it actu- illy is. And such a state of affairs , AVO ire led to believe , may eventually come about. The regular increase in the flelta of the Po has been studied by Prof. Marinelli. Comparison of the Austrian map of about 1S23 with the , records of surveys made in 1893 shows . . that the mean annual increase during those seventy years has been about ; : hree-tenths of a square mile ; and from ill kiioAA-u data it appears that the total increase during six centuries has been ibout 198 square miles. The increase s continuing , and the Gulf of Venice . s doomed in time to disappear. No im mediate alarm need , hoAveA-er , be ex- : ited. for Prof. Marinelli calculates : hat betAveen 100 and 123 centuries will jlapse before the entire northern Adri- itic Avill have become dry land. Lon- lon Chronicle. SUPERSTITIONS ABOUT -IRON V.'erc Prevalent in Ancient Times Still Have Local Existence. In Egj-pt iron was nominally accurs ed , oven when people used it nil daylong VI long and every day. It vras "the impure " " of Typhou , " pure metal" "the bones father of evil. No man could touch it without sin ; he must do penance and make atonement. That was the theory as long as the Egyptian race endured ; in practice iron had been handled free ly for several thousand years. The only piece of metal found in the great pyra mid was an iron bar. The same con flict of ancient faith with growing con venience was urged everywhere , no aoubt ; but the record does not exist. It was lost before the classic time , and so Greek and Roman sages puzzled over odd little customs handed down from days of old. Cicero asked in vain why a tool of iron must not be brought in to the sacred grove of theArvals or if brought by accident , must be expiated by the sacrifice of a pig or a lamb ; and Plutarch wondered why the Archon .o Plataea might not touch iron except at the yearly festival commemorating the triumph of Greece. There is no end to such instances. The sacred old Pens Sublicius had to be repaired without using iron ; so had the ancient temple of Jupiter Liber in imperial times , when the meaning of such rules was lost , a special law abrogated them. One may survey mankind from China to Peru and find the same superstition everywhere. Iron tools were forbidden. in the building of the temple at Jeru salem. The late Rajah Vizauagram , a member of the council , a man of great learning ami enlightenment , would not allow iron to be used in any building throughout his territory. He believed that an epidemic would follow. Ne groes of the Gold coast must remove any particles of iron on their persons when consulting the fetish. Upon the other hand , a sikh must always have a piece of steel or iron about him. Bur ton tells how "the pious Moslem stretches out a finger exclaiming. 'Iron ! oh , thou ill-omened one ! " when a dust storm approaches the caravan believ ing it to be directed by a Djinn. In Scotland many traces survive. To use iron in kindling the "needfire" was awful impiety. When a fisherman swears during bad weather at sea his comrades still grasp the nearest bit of metal , crying "Cauld iron. " It is not so long since people thrust a nail or a knitting-needle through each article of food in the house , or dipped it in the liquor , when a person died. This is enough persons interested in the sub ject will find reams of evidence In books devoted to folk-lore. We may credit that the superstition arose every where at the time when fierce invaders , armed with iron , overran the country , massacring the helpless people and destroying the antique religion. It was the accursed metal. Afterward , by a natural process , the evil thing often * : Dame to be regarded as a protectio/ff against other evil things witches and demons and charms and death itself. English babies were defended from fairy kidnapers by putting a key , knife , pair of tongs , above all , scissors , in the cradle. In many of these pretty tales ilealing with a "swan maiden , " the girl cannot lecover her plumage because it is locked in a chest with an iron key sometimes she gets a mortal to open the chest , and flies away upon the in stant. In other stories she is released by a touch of iron : in one favorite ver sion by the husband throwing his in-idle at or to her the iron bit is fatal London Standard. "When Welcome Is "Worn Oat. An Ohio host , wearied out of all cn- lurance by the persistency of his guest , hose as his medium the family prayer if tor breakfast , and said : "O Lord , > less our visiting brother , who will eave us on the 10 o'clock train this noruing. " I prefer the subtler and nore reverent method of another Ohio- in , the father of AYilliam Dean How- 'lls. the novelist. His practice was , vhi'ii a visitor had worn out his wcl- omo. < > bo called away on business ind toay to his guest : "I suppose you vill not lo here when I return , so I villvish yon good-by. " Excellent and lighly appreciated by the boys was tae ormula u < eil by Dr. Vaughn , when , as icadmasior of Harrow school , he hade o entertain the highest form in the ohool in batches at breakfast. ConP iiisoratin.tr the bashfulno of the lads rho did not leave and yet wanted to do o. the doctor would say apropos of milling : " .Must you go ? Can't yotr tayV" Tliis was the signal for de- larture. 1 admire very heartily the raiisposition of a blundering narrator , . ho. in tolling this story , gave the for- ir.la as "Can't you go ? Must you tay ? " A follow fcelinir makes one rondrous kind to this revised version. A Car l oad. Very often you desire to know what onstitutes a car-load. Well , paste this ii your hat and you will IIml an answer andy. It is 7O barreN of salt. JD ) of our , HO of whisky. 200 sacks of Hour , 0 cords of wood , IS co 20 head of cat- lo , .10 to < > 0 head of hogs. ) ' , ) to 100 ead of sheep. . " > ,000 feor of boards. 17- , 00 feet of siding. i,000 : ; feet flooring , 2.000 shingles , one-half less of joists , c-antling and other large timbers , 300 ushols of corn. 400 bushels of wheat DO of oats. l.HJ of flax seed , 200 of ap- Ics. 350 of Irish potatoes and 3,000 of ran. Difficult to Stop. Experiments seem to show that a irge ocean steamer , going at nineteen uots an hour , will move over a dls- mce of two miles after its engines are : oppeil and reversed , and no authority ives less than a mile to a mile and a silf aa the required space to stop its rograss. . The violent collisions in > me * ases during fogs maj- thus scoui ed ior.