The Valentine Democrat. (Valentine, Cherry Co., Neb.) 1896-1898, March 10, 1898, Image 3
X y if m v E Ist X T PXTO S THE PROSPERITY FRAUD The monopoly organs arc having much to say these days about the i4ie nomenal exports and favorable bal ance of trade during the last fiscal year The facts they present are inter esting and in a manner instructive but what good reason the shouters for Mc Tvinleyism have for parading them with so much boasting is one of the things that no fellow can find out The value of domestic merchandise ex ported was 1032007G03 The near est approach to this was 1015732011 In 1S92 The excess of merchandise ex ports over merchandise imports was 2S020i144 The nearest approach to this was 2G4U1GJG in 1879 and the excess of exports was never greater than 200000000 but live times before last year with the exception of only three years the imports exceeded the exports from 1S44 until after the panic of 1S73 Our exports of agricultural fiscal year were GS9 755193 or GGS4 per cent of the total The increase as compared with 189G was 115350929 or about 20 per cent In 1S9G thy agricultural exports were S054 per cent of the total Our mer chandise imports during the last fis cal year were valued at 704730412 against 7797G4G74 in 1S9G They were somewhat greater than in 1894 4i nd 1S95 but decidedly less than in 1892 1893 and 1S94 when they ranged Xrom S274024G2 to SGG400922 These facts may be very gratifying as the McKinley philosophers say they are but why should they parade and crow over them The point to which the Chronicle would direct their attention is that the Democratic tariff was in force during all the last fiscal year and during all that year the McKinleyites were crying calamity They were telling the people how wretched they were and how despairing they ought to Tie because of the ruinously low Demo cratic tariff They were saying that the country was plunged into a deep gulf of adversity and that it would never prosper agaiu until they should hoist it up by means of a rousing high tariff They told us that we were deluged with foreign goods because the wicked Democrats had reduced the duties on them so low They told us we could not sell enough of our own products abroad to pay for our imports and therefore foreigners would get all our gold and leave us to silver and mis ery But what do we find the facts to lie For one thing Ave find that the ex cess of merchandise exports over mer chandise imports was over 22000000 greater during the last year of the Democratic law than in any year un der a Republican tariff and were over 37 per cent more than enough to pay for all our imports And we find for another thing that the average value -of merchandise imports for three years of the Democratic law was S75SS00000 while during the first three years of McKinley law it was S4G200000 These facts prove conclusively that the country was not flooded with for eign goods under the Democratic law so much as it was under the McKinley -Jaw and that there was a bigger bal ance of trade in our favor under the Democratic law In view of what they prove it is somewhat surprising to find the McKinley organs making a great parade of them It is also some what surprising when we come to think of their recent calamity howls tj find them adducing these facts to prove that the country was wonderfully pros perous during the twelve months from June 30 189G to Tune 30 1S97 Yet it was not so surprising As they dated the Democratic tariff back more than a year to make it account for the deficit of nearly 70000000 in 1894 under the McKinley law they might fairly be expected to date their own tariff back more than a year to account for a pros perous time which at the time they called deep adversity and which they now with their characteristic gall seek to place to their own credit Some such audacious performance seems to he necessary to divert attention from the deficiency under their own Dingley law which is at a rate not much less than 100000000 a year or more than the deficit for all the three years of the Democratic law Chicago Chroni cle Argument for Free Trade The iron trade has always been sup posed to be Great Britains stronghold The juxtaposition of her coal and iron mines gives her an advantage over all possible rivals Or so it was supposed But a stiff necked generation of Yan kees would not be persuaded and now the result is apparent Liverpool buys Tramway rails in America Glasgow buys water pipes in America Ply mouth and Hull send to America for the equipment for their new electric tramways Other cities and towns in Great Britain are following the same -example ami so are many in India and the colonies Why It cannot all be -charged against the engineering strike for many of these orders were placed before that strike began It is simply that the United States are able to Great Britain in her own market -and in the very things the latter lias made her specialty New York Trib une One Wise Act of McKinley Consul General Lee is undoubtedly jlie right man in the right place and must be the main reliance of the for information as well as the conduct of affairs at Havana looking to a thorough investigation of facts He Jbas had the benefit of responsible and dangerous service for years is a trained soldier and besides that has had valuable civil experience as Gov ernor of Virginia for four years In the way of foreign appointments the wisest thing as events have proved that President McKinley has done has been to retain the services of General Lee Pittsburg Post Where Is John Sherman All the symptoms go to show that the official candle of John Sherman has been snuffed out He is still holding on to his office with the bitter resolu tion that is a part of the equipment of an Ohio politician but as a political factor he has actually passed away while yet in life Nobody knows where Mack and Mark have the oor old man hid His name is never heard and all the transactions of the State Depart ment are carried on by a Mr Day who it he did not know has rapidly learned how to talk Spanish Dingleys Latest Proposal Mr Dingley in one of his recemt speeches explained why his prosperity had failed to hit the New England mills He sid that the difficulty lay in the varying hours of labor in different parts of the country and that Congress might be compelled to regulate the sub ject In other words a committee of Congress is to be used as a propaganda for the purpose of creating a sentiment which there is not a particle of evi dence to show lias any existence at this Hme Philadelphia Record What Might Have Been Expected About the first official action of At torney General Griggs who represents the trusts and big corporations in the cabinet was to authorize the sale of the Kansas Pacific Railroad to the reor ganization committee of the Union Pa cific for less than 50 per cent of the governments claim or at a loss of near ly 7000000 Tins was the committees offer of compromise and the task of in ducing the attorney generals office to accept it was evidently an easy one Peoria Herald Quandary lor Republicans Western Republican Congressmen arc apprehending trouble with their con stituencies from the immigration bill If they are held up to -its support by party that run imminent risk of losing re election in localities where it is not popular There is considerable Repub lican regret that the bill was never brought into Congress It may not be possible to avoid a vole npon the sub ject now but it is widely regarded as poor politics to have presented the issue at this time Cowardice in Congress It is evident tfliat the people of this country must be still further burdened with taxation that they must suffer yet more from deficits and that uni versal popular indignation must be aroused before Congress will consent to lop away a single branch of the vast growth of abuses by which our pension laws have been surrounded until jus tice equity and patriotism itself are choked to death St Taul Globe More Dispatches from Havana The Ohio statesman seized his pencil and wrote furiously for a few mo ments Then he rang for the messenger boy and sent the dispatch It read W McKinley Washington D C Satan reigns in Ohio and the investiga tion committee still lives M A II Then he sent a dispatch to one H H Boice of Canada and continued to saAV wood San Francisco Examiner Political Small Shot I wonder quoth one president of a trust to another I wonder where the people get all the money Ave take from them Des Moines News Let us on to Morro castle cries Senator Mason waving his windmill And the President softly asks To Morro Minneapolis Journal Ben Tillman is against Hawaiian an nexation For once the South Carolina Senator has turned his pitchfork in the right direction Manchester N H Union Prince Bismarck once referred to a certain kind of politician as the shriek ing women of public opinion It is in this class that Senator Mason belongs Milwaukee Sentinel The galleries always applaud the jin go speakers in Congress and the ap plause always brings on more jingo talk It is a kind of endless chain ar rangement Nashville American Really about the most serious objec tion to having a war with Spain is the size of the pensions to be paid to mar riageable candidates for widowhood fifty years after peace is declared Chattanooga News Washington thieves made a queer haul the other day G000000 Congres sional envelopes of the sort that go free through the mails The thieves got them at the headquarters of the Repub lican Central Committee Kansas City Times The statement is made that President McKinley has at last refused an appli cation to pardon a bank wrecker sev eral of them it is said Let us hope that the President has turned over a new leaf in this regard Rochester Herald No doubt Senator Hanna will feel tickled to death when he hears that Governor Bushnell has reappointed Colonel A L Conger a member of his military staff Colonel Conger is the talented Ohio Republican who advised his fellow Republicans to throw the harpoon into Hanna Columbus Press THE CRATER OF K1LAUEA It Excites Fascination by Day and Terror by Night Jt is no wonder that the nature-loving and nature fearing natives defied the cause of this tremendous display and that they held their fire goddess perhaps in greater reverence than any other Restless easily provoked and jealous of all restraint no pathway seemed open to gain her good will but that of absolute submission Every effort was made to pacify her caprici ous and wild fancies and votive offer ings of the most costly character even it is said of human lives were freely given to turn aside her wrath Until within a few years it has been a dif ficult matter to persuade a native to approach the caldron Their old super stitions have lingered down to the present generation and the memory of the deeds of the dread Pele are still too fresh in the minds of most of them to be easily set aside The crossing of the intervening crust between the wall of the crater and the caldron by day light is about as serious an affair as most people wish but more than half of its glories and hidden dangers are lost through the effect of that same daylight Wait till the stars are out and then pass carefully down to the surface of the same loor and it be comes a very different place It had all the fascination of danger by day it inspires all the terror of an approach ing catastrophe by night You feel your way by the lurid glare of the lake which lies ahead of you and the half gloom of your surroundings is lighted up by the fitful gleam of lire which sheds its grewsome colored tints upon the knotted and gnarled lava which crunches beneath your feet Where there were dark cracks under you in the daytime you now see that you are crossing a pavement of blocks each edge of which is fringed with glowing light and as your eyes glauces down along those lines the white hot molten lava is plainly visible but a few inches from the surface To say that the perspiration rises all over you when you first experience the full meaning of your situation undor such condi tions expresses your feelings only loo mildly for ofteu the native who may be acting as your guide trembles and wants to turn back from this test of his nerves None of them go out over this crust at night with any degree of willingness The trip should lie made however if it can be done safely and one can generally judge of the amount of danger from the condition of the caldron as Hie volcano has heretofore been a very law abiding one At no time can the full beauty of the spot be apprehended so well as by night By daylight much of the color of the bright lava and the burning gases is lost while by night the whole effect is most impressive and the mind is nearly stifled by the rush of sensations if only the fear of immediate danger is lost sufficiently to allow you to give yourself wholly to the enjoyment of a scene which in the elements of grand eur is not to be surpassed on the face of the globe From Kilauea the Home of Pele by Prof William Lib bey in Harpers Magazine Why He Lost a Client One of Dertoif s reputable lawyers is doing a good deal of his laughing and swearing from one and the same cause What makes me mad enough to scrap he says is to have a woman tell me my business when I know more about it in a minute than an aver age forty of her sex will know at the end of eternity And nine out of ten of them do it no matter how compli cated the case or how important the matter at issue But this last one gave me a new experience Ive looked her up since and find that she is a literary personage of much more than usual ability I dont know whether being able to write and get your stuff into print swells a persons head or not but from the way she started in youd think I was nothing but an amanuensis She had a mortgage of 1500 as collateral for a loan made to some hard luck cousin in the northern part of the State As the instrument had been duly re corded and the property was evidently good for more than the amount of the claim I assured her it was all right Now what do you think that woman in sisted on She was bound that I have that mortgage copyrighted so that her cousin couldnt get out another like it Yes sir copyrighted And when I ridiculed the idea she told me that she had suspected from the start that I didnt know my business She would put the matter in the hands of some one that did and then she sailed out of my office like the flagship of a squadron Detroit Journal Mites and Knots A statute mile is 5280 feet long It is our standard of itinerary measure adopted from the English who in turn adopted it from the Romans A 11 o man military pace by which distances were measured was the lengMi of the step taken by the Roman soldiers and was approximately five feet long a thousand of these paces were called in Latin a mile The English mile is therefore a purely arbitrary measure enacted into a legal measure by a stat ute passed during the reign of Queen Elizabeth it has no connection with any scale in nature A nautical mile on the other hand is equal to one sixtieth part of the length of a degree of a great circle of earth But the circumference of the earth is nowhere a true circle its radius of cur vature is variable hence the nautical mile as a matter of fact depends upon the shape as well as the size of the globe sailed over and hence strictly speaking the length of the nautical mile should vary with the latitude from 6046 feet at the equator to 6109 f et at the pole Such extreme accuracy is not necessary in navigating and can not be well attained without undue la bor The English admiralty therefore have adopted O0S0 feet as the length of a nautical mile which corresponds with the length of one sixtieth of a de gree or one minute of arc of a great circle in latitude 4S degrees The Uni ted coast survey lias adopted the value of the nautical mile as equal to one sixtieth part of a degree on the great circle of a sphere whose surface is equal to the surface of the earth This gives the length of one nautical mile as equal to 005027 feet which is very nearly the value of the admiralty mile adopted in the English navy Practi cally the nautical mile is 800 feet longer than the statute mile In other words one nautical mile is equal to 11515 stat- ute miles or one statute mile is equal to 08G0 nautical mile Multiply nau ticle miles by 11515 and the product will be statute miles or multiply stat ute miles by 0869 and the product will be nautical miles Harpers Round Ta ble MAKING SUGAR IN AFRICA Dark Continent to Be a Great Produc ing Country In the distant future Africa prom ises to be a great sugar producing coun try A number of Englishmen have demonstrated after several years of difficulties that the industry can be suc cessfully worked The first expedition of the company proceeded to the Zambesi late in 1S90 The river had not been opened for traf fic the men were landed at Quilimane and paddled up a small river to a point called Mopea where it almost joins the Zambesi at about a hundred miles from the mouth Here the men settled with Kaffir huts to live in and Kaffir food to eat The first work was the planting Up to this time there was no sugar cane in th whole of the Zambesi Delta conse quently hundreds of tons of plants had to be imported from the neighboring Colony of Natal The cane plants were brought up the river in fleets of native canoes rude enough vessels made by simply scooping out the trunk of a tree but owing to the black mans innate penchant for sweet things more than half the plants were eaten on th way the native children swarming like monkeys along the banks for a bite ol sugar cane The next task was the edu cation of the Kaffirs a tedious busi ness for before they could be started on th A B C of the work they had to be initiated in the reason for work al all and then to be convinced of the ab solute necessity that the worker should do a regular full days work They pre ferred an hour or two at a tini3 with a corresponding amount of sleep to fol low and if the overseer turned his back for a moment he would find half his men fishing in the river or catching rata the latter being a very tasty mor sel to a Kaffir However perseverance fair treatment and good temper have hod their reward and to day the com pany has several hundred good work ers In June of 1893 the first crop was reaped amounting to six hundred tons but it was only finished in November owing to the innumerable difficulties and delays before the natives could bo taught how to work with machinery In 1894 eight hundred tons of sugni were made in three months whict showed an immense improvement TV give the Kaffir his due it must be said that the tedium of instructing him if not without its alleviations It was dis tinctly humorous to watch the uttei surprise on the negros countenance when he first saw the sugar made and lasted it and that of the man who trying to stop the fly wheel of one ol the engines with his hands found him seif precipitated into a heap of saw dust some four yards off The humor however was not always so unmixed with pain A common accident was foi the men to get their toes jammed ir trying to stop the loaded trucks of can with their naked feet One inquisitive fellow wanting to test by feeling tn revolutions of the circular saw did sc with disastrous result and at the sight of his hand minus a finger he bolted and has not been seen again to tnif day Internal Surgery An eminent surgeon is authority for saying that surgery of the internal or gans of the body is attended with sc little risk when antiseptic methods are employed that it is a matter scarcely worth worrying about This is a meth od of curing diseases that have here tofore been treated almost entirely bj medicines and exceedingly powerful medicines were required But the mi croscope the electric battery and rths germ destroyer have been doing a great work and millions of suffering human beings have had occasion to bless the skill genius and patient researches oi those who have given long years of in telligent labor to the study of bacteri ology and the best methods to render surgery safe and painless Saturday Evening Tost Gold Accidentally Discovered Many gold finds have tfeen purely ac cidental An adventurer who- had drift ed into Leadville awoke one morning without food or money He went out and shot a deer which in its dying agonies kicked up the dirt and dis closed signs of gold The poor man staked out a claim and opened one of the most profitable mines ever work ed in Leadville Another rich mine in Leadville called Dead Mans Claim was discovered by a broken down min er while digging a grave Uses of Curiosity The Bishop of London in a recenl address on Reading said All hu man knowledge has been gained by the impertinence and pig headedness of a small number of people who wers alTrays seeking Why A man hates to put on a new pair oi shoes as much as a woman hates to have a tooth pulled Value of Reading in School A school superintendent was asked says the Chicago Inter Ocean how he managed to advance his pupils in all their studies so much more rapidly than his predecessor had done Hia reply is worthy of special note I make it a point to bring them along as rapidly as possible in reading In the primary grades I give more time to this exercise than is customary in other schools and I persuade or entice the pupils of higher grades to read books newspapers and magazines anything wholesome that will give them prac tice and at the same time instruct them Every day we spend from fif teen to twenty minutes asking and answering questions about what we had read To excite curiosity we post the most important caption lines from the columns of the newspapers Tho next morning nearly every one of th older scholars is prepared to give par ticulars on the subject of the previous days bulletins If I can get our schol ars to read it is easy to induce them to study by as much as they becoma more expert in reading so much is the labor of pursuing their other studies reduced and their enjoyment height ened Coat of School Books The cost of school books is often made to appear as an enormous and unreason able burden While poor people who havu large families in school really have some burden to bear in this matter the average person has an exaggerated idea of the cost of schoolbooks It is interesting to note from the last census report the cost of certain things as compared with the cost of school books It has been found by a series of investigations in different States based upon reliable information that the cost of school books amounts to a sum which wTould be equal to ten cents for each inhabitant or 7000000 a year in the whole United States Compare this with the following Cost of arti ficial flowers and feathers 9000000 tobacco and cigars 105000000 con fectionery 55000000 cigar boxes 7- 000000 liquors distilled malt and vinous 29S000000 Textile Fchool in the South Just before its final adjournment the Georgia Senate passed a House bill providing for the establishment of a textile school as a branch of the State School of Technology in Atlanta The bill appropriates only 10000 and pro vides that a like sum must be raised for the school before the appropriation is available The friends of the move ment say that more than the requisite amount on the outside is already in sight and believe that the next Legisla ture will increase the appropriation for the school Avhich will be the first in stitution of the kind in the South Unique Spelling Lesson Write upon the blackboard in col umns fifty words such as a grocers boy would be called upon to use in taking orders a housewife or servant in giving the same Have them copied by the pupils After the spelling has been learned have each pupil make store or ders or mal charges on memorandum until he has used in this way every one of the fifty words This tests their knowledge of the meaning the spelling the method of measuring and a reasonable price Bayette County Iowa Teacher College of Electricity A unique institution has been started in Genoa Italy for the instruction of master mariners electricians and others who have charge of electrical work aboard ship The new institute bears the name of Christopher Colum bus and has its quarters on board a ves sel in the Genoa harbor Notes In 1895 there were 400000 teachers in the United States of which number 26S000 were women It is again rumored that Dr Caird the venerable principal of Glasgow University is about to retire T J Hill President of the Great Northern Railroad has given 20000 to Hamline University on condition that 15000 more is raised Frincess Therese daughter of Prince Luitpold Regent of Bavaria has had conferred upon her the degree of Ph D by the University of Munich The residence of the late Henry W Sage at Ithaca has been offered to Cornell University for hospital pur poses the sons of Mr Sage pledging an endowment of 100000 The Massachusetts State Board of Education has asked the Legislature for authority to confer degrees upon graduates of the State normal schools who have completed four years of study in these institutions Daily newspapers are now published in ten colleges and universities in the United States Yale Harvard Cornell Princeton Brown Stanford Tulane University- of Pennsylvania University of Wisconsin and University of Michi gan During the past year the colleges and universities in the United States have received bequests and endowments amounting to 10814000 Nearly one fourth of this amount was given to the University of California and the rest in larger and smaller amounts to other colleges The Winthrop Normal and Industrial College for Young Women at Rock Hill S C is supposed to be the best equipped institution of the kind in the South It was started earlier than any other and assumed its present location and conditions when the normal schools were started in other States A WORD Or ADVICE To Thoac Cominp to Alaska or th Klondike Gold Fields One thing should be impressed upon every miner prospector or trader com ing to Alaska to the Klondike or tho Yukon country and that is the neces sity for providing an adequate and proper food supply Whether procured in the States in the Dominion or at the supply stores here or further on this must be his primary concern Upon the manner in which the miner has ob served or neglected this precaution more than upon any other one thing will his success or failure depend These supplies must be healthful and should be concentrated but the most careful attention in the selection of foods that will keep unimpaired inde finitely under all the conditions which they will have to encounter is Impera tive For Instance as bread raised with baking powder must be relied up on for the chief part of every meal Im agine the helplessness of a miner with a can of spoiled baking powder Buj only the very best flour it is the cheap est in the end Experience has shov a the Royal Baking Powder to be tho most reliable and the trading compan ies now uniformly supply this brand as others will not keep in this climate Be sure that the bacon is sweet sound and thoroughly cured These are tho absolute necessities upon which all must place a chief reliance and can under no circumstancos be neglected They may of course be supplemented by as many comforts or delicacies aa the prospector may be able to pack or cesire to pay for From the Alaska Mining Journal A book of receipts for all kinds of cookery which is specially valuable for use upon the trail or in the camp is published by the Royal Baking Powder Company of New York The receipts are thoroughly practical and the meth ods are carefully explained so that the inexperienced may with its aid readily prepare everything requisite for a good wholesome meal or even dainties if he has the necessary materials The mat ter is in compact though durable form the whole book weighing but two ounces Under a special arrangement this book 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